Oinkbarf Pandemic! An Intellectual Response to Swine Flu
2009-05-04 (said on 2009-05-03 — implied: date said in the video; uploaded 1 day later) · letter vlog · John · 3:20 · watch on YouTube
Topic: Health (also: Philosophy & meaning) · mode: Personal essay · tags: timely hook, self promotion, heavy topic
John, a self-described hypochondriac, says swine flu turned out less deadly than first reported and argues pandemics scare us because they make us face oblivion and the futility of effort, which we should balance with the necessity to struggle.
What is said
The parts of the video and what is said in each (★ — how much it matters to the video).
00:00:00 — Greeting from an airport on Sunday, May 3; topic: swine flu, but first news
00:00:19 — Second Melbourne event, Sydney June 3; Paper Towns wins an Edgar Award; what to do with a Poe bust; Hank's birthday
- ★★ John tells Nerdfighters who couldn't get a ticket to the Melbourne event that there is a second event, and that he will be in Sydney on June 3. — 00:00:19 · Nerdfighteria, Australia
- ★★★ John's Paper Towns won an Edgar Award on Thursday night, given by the Mystery Writers of America to the year's best mystery novels, so he now owns a bust of Poe. — 00:00:27 · Paper Towns · also in: What Could You Do with a Poe Bust?!
- ★★ John asks Nerdfighters to answer in comments what you can do with a bust of Edgar Allan Poe. (playful) — 00:00:39 · Nerdfighteria
- ★★ John reminds Hank his birthday is Tuesday, says he'll get him a little something, and hopes Nerdfighters will make videos too. (hedged) — 00:00:46 · Hank Green, Nerdfighteria
00:00:58 — John's fear of new diseases; swine flu reports (10%, ages 25-45, 1918) and the later revision (about 1%)
- ★★ John is somewhat terrified of new and strange diseases, he thinks because of an easy-seeming college science class, 'AIDS, Ebola, and Emerging Viruses', unsuitable for hypochondriacs. (hedged) — 00:00:58
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★★ John calls swine flu 'oinkbarf', joking it is the technical name, and admits he probably uses the name because he is still a bit terrified of it. (playful) — 00:01:20 · oinkbarf
“oinkbarf”
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★★ John says swine flu (H1N1) first appeared as a flu in Mexico spreading easily between people and killing 10% of its victims, most aged 25 to 45. — 00:01:27
- a number in question (doubtful): "10%" — check against the recording (swine flu case fatality rate)
- ★★ John says the 1918 pandemic also killed people aged 25 to 45 and killed more people than all of World War II. — 00:01:34
- check: more people than all of World War II — doubtful (spanish flu death toll)
- ★★ John says it now appears people may have overreacted: swine flu kills closer to 1% of victims, and people generally rather than only those 25 to 45. (hedged) — 00:01:52
00:02:10 — Why pandemics frighten us: oblivion and the futility of effort; Fitzgerald; wash your hands and keep struggling
- ★★ John grants an obvious reason to fear it: if 10% of the infected needed hospitalisation, hospitals would quickly run out of beds. (hypothetical) — 00:02:12
- ★★★ John suspects pandemic fear goes deeper: pandemics make us think that everyone will die and that one day no humans will be left to remember there were humans. (hedged) — 00:02:21
- ★★★ F. Scott Fitzgerald (quoted): Quoting F. Scott Fitzgerald: the test of a first-rate intelligence is holding two opposing ideas at once; he must balance the futility of effort and the necessity to struggle. — 00:02:39
- ★★ John says we generally respond to the futility of effort by ignoring it; he doesn't think about a day when no one reads Shakespeare, let alone his books. (playful) — 00:02:51
- ★★★ John thinks pandemics make us afraid not of death but of oblivion, forcing us to grapple with the futility of effort. (hedged) — 00:03:02
- ★★★ John tells Hank and Nerdfighters to wash their hands, cover their coughs, and balance the futility of effort with the necessity to struggle; he will keep struggling. — 00:03:09 · Nerdfighteria
Humor (significant)
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The Edgar Award means John now owns a bust of Edgar Allan Poe. — 00:00:35
“That's right, I own a bust.”
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Listing names for H1N1 flu, John adds his own coinage. — 00:01:20
“I think oinkbarf is its technical name.”
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Explaining why flu deaths among 25-to-45-year-olds alarm him. — 00:01:44
“but it so happens that I am between 25 and 45!”
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After arguing pandemics make us afraid of oblivion, not death, John adds another reason. — 00:03:07
“Also, they make us barf, which isn't fun either.”
Threads in this video
- reminder · John invites Nerdfighters in Melbourne and Sydney to meet him during his Australia trip (2009) — John tells Nerdfighters there is a second Melbourne event for those without tickets and that he will be in Sydney on June 3. (00:00:19)
- told · John's Paper Towns wins the Edgar Award (2009) — John tells Hank that on Thursday night (30 April 2009) Paper Towns won an Edgar Award from the Mystery Writers of America, so he now owns a bust of Poe. (00:00:27)
- asked · John asks Nerdfighters what he can do with his Edgar Award bust of Poe (2009) — John asks Nerdfighters to answer in comments what you can do with a bust of Edgar Allan Poe. (00:00:39)
- progress update · John: give Hank a birthday present (2009) — John tells Hank his birthday is Tuesday and that he'll get him a little something. (00:00:46)
- reminder · John asks Nerdfighters to get or make Hank something for his birthday (May 2009) — John hopes Nerdfighters will make videos and do things for Hank's birthday too. (00:00:50)
- kept · John: post his late Sunday video the next day (May 2009) — John posts his Sunday video, recorded in an airport on Sunday, May 3, one day late. (00:00:00)
- first use · John's 'oinkbarf' name for swine flu (2009) — John names swine flu 'oinkbarf', calling it its technical name. (00:01:20)
- first on record · Does human life have real meaning, given oblivion, cosmic scale and an indifferent universe? — John argues pandemics make us afraid of oblivion and the futility of effort, which we must hold in balance with the necessity to struggle. (00:03:02)
Where the stories that moved here went next
- John asks Nerdfighters what he can do with his Edgar Award bust of Poe (2009) — reported back; last: result reported, 2009-05-10
- John's 'oinkbarf' name for swine flu (2009) — running joke (last seen 2009); last: callback, 2009-11-08
- John: post his late Sunday video the next day (May 2009) — kept
- John: give Hank a birthday present (2009) — kept
- John's Paper Towns wins the Edgar Award (2009) — told 1×; last: mentioned, 2026-02-13
Mentioned
Central: 2009 swine flu pandemic · death anxiety · F. Scott Fitzgerald
Also: People: Edgar Allan Poe · William Shakespeare
Works: Paper Towns
Organizations: Edgar Award · Mystery Writers of America
Terms: oinkbarf
Places: Australia · Melbourne · Mexico · Sydney
Events: Spanish flu · World War II
Also centred on 2009 swine flu pandemic: H1N1 Vaccine Fears
Also centred on death anxiety: Our Grandfather · You Will Be Forgotten ...And That's OK · The Necessity to Struggle / The Futility of Effort · It's About a YouTuber with Cancer · Let's Talk About Death
Also centred on F. Scott Fitzgerald: Our Capacity for Wonder: A Review
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