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Will He Kiss You? Am I a Muggle? It's Question Friday.

2011-08-26 · Q&A · John · 3:46 · watch on YouTube

Topic: Nerdfighteria (also: Books & writing, Everyday life, Pop culture) · mode: Q&A & conversation · tags: recurring series, self promotion, community lore

In a rapid-fire Question Friday John answers viewers: kissing happens with you, not to you; a TFIOS signing update (all pre-orders will be signed); Sarah's input into his books, Looking for Alaska's earlier titles, and many comic one-liners.

What is said

The parts of the video and what is said in each (★ — how much it matters to the video).

00:00:00 — Greeting; John checks the date on his calendar and thanks; Question Friday intro

  • ★ John checks the date on his calendar and thanks someone for it (apparently the Nerdfighters' birthday calendar). (playful) — 00:00:00

00:00:11 — Muggle question, favourite essay (The Crack-Up), advice to a girl whose boyfriend hasn't kissed her

  • ★★ John names his favourite essay: F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Crack-Up. — 00:00:14
  • ★★★ John tells a young Twitter user whose boyfriend hasn't kissed her in almost five months of going out that kissing happens with you, not to you, so she should talk honestly with him. — 00:00:27 · Twitter

00:00:40 — TFIOS signing progress (about 35,000) and pre-orders: all will be signed, wherever ordered

  • ★★ Asked how the TFIOS signing goes, John says he is at about 35,000, is temporarily out of red Sharpies and has a long way to go. — 00:00:40 · The Fault in Our Stars, Sharpie

  • ★★★ John says all pre-orders of The Fault in Our Stars will be signed, wherever ordered (Amazon UK, England, Canada); the whole first printing is being signed, but only pre-orders are guaranteed. — 00:00:56 · The Fault in Our Stars, Amazon, England, Canada

    “All pre-orders of The Fault in Our Stars will be signed.”

00:01:31 — Rapid-fire: Hogwarts house, hat, kittens, bacon or cake, anime and manga, Zeno's paradox, his Tumblr, peanut butter face

  • ★ In rapid-fire answers John calls himself 'kind of a Ravenpuff', names his 'people-hunting hat', says he is not a big kitten person and loves anime and manga. (playful, hedged) — 00:01:34
  • ★★ John explains Zeno's paradox (to reach a door you must first go halfway, and halfway to that, so you must traverse infinity) and says it is very important to him. (playful) — 00:02:02
  • ★★ John gives his Tumblr address, fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com, with a link in the doobly-doo. — 00:02:19 · Tumblr
  • ★★ Asked to do Question Tuesday with peanut butter face, John does it briefly and says he is proud of his career as a man who puts peanut butter on his face. (playful) — 00:02:23 · Peanut Butter Face, Question Tuesday

00:02:31 — Interrobang; Elmo or Grover via a song stuck in his head; Scotland's national animal

00:03:05 — Sarah's input into his novels; Looking for Alaska's earlier titles

00:03:26 — Hufflepuff in Pottermore; his childhood diary; sign-off

  • ★★ To a viewer sorted into Hufflepuff on Pottermore, John says he will congratulate rather than console them on joining the house of Helga Hufflepuff and Tonks. (playful) — 00:03:26

Humor (significant)

  • Asked which of his works he is most proud of, John answers with peanut butter on his face — 00:02:26

    “I'm fairly proud of my career as a professional person who puts peanut butter on his face.”

  • Asked Elmo or Grover, John says the same song has been stuck in his head every morning and sings it — 00:02:34

    “Elmo has two ducks. Quack. Quack. Two birds of a ... ahh! Grover.”

  • John insists Scotland's national animal is the bagpipes, argues it is an animal, then googles the real answer — 00:02:47

    “Unicorns?! I hate them!”

  • John says he kept a diary from 1984 to 1988 and quotes a memorable entry — 00:03:35

    “Today was a good day. My brother got sick.”

Threads in this video

Where the stories that moved here went next

Mentioned

Central: Looking for Alaska (novel) · Sarah Urist Green · The Fault in Our Stars

Also: Works: Nerdfighteria's 367-day calendar for John · Paper Towns · The Crack-Up

Organizations: Amazon · Pottermore · Tumblr · Twitter

Groups: The Mountain Goats

Rituals: Question Tuesday

Terms: Peanut Butter Face

Concepts: Zeno's paradoxes

Places: Canada · England · Luxembourg · Scotland

Characters: Elmo · Grover · Helga Hufflepuff · Hogwarts · Hufflepuff (“Ravenpuff”) · Muggle · Nymphadora Tonks · Ravenclaw (“Ravenpuff”)

Products: Sharpie

Myths: unicorn

Only in the description or credits: F. Scott Fitzgerald

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