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Videos by year: 2010: 2 · 2011: 27 · 2012: 19 · 2013: 17 · 2014: 19 · 2015: 22 · 2016: 9 · 2017: 1 · 2018: 1 · 2019: 3 · 2021: 1 · 2022: 2 · 2023: 7 · 2024: 3 · 2025: 3 · 2026: 6

Threads

Also named in the threads: John's 'fishing boat proceeds' joke: the income he never has (2007) · Song Wednesday: Hank performs a song on Wednesdays (2007) · Will Grayson, Will Grayson: publication (2010) · Hank asks viewers to follow the Eff Yeah Nerdfighters Tumblr (2010) · DFTBA posters: Nerdfighter-designed posters sold at DFTBA.com (2011) · John asks Hank and Nerdfighteria not to spoil The Fault in Our Stars (2011) · Tour de Nerdfighting 2012 edition · John points viewers to pre-order The Fault in Our Stars (2011) · John's 'signing madness' from signing every copy of The Fault in Our Stars (2011) · John's FIFA career with Swindon Town, 'The Miracle of Swindon Town' (2011) · Hank invites viewers to check out URLatron (2011) · A bookseller ships over a thousand copies of The Fault in Our Stars three weeks early (December 2011) · John's paternity leave from vlogbrothers, with guest hosts filling in (2013) · TFIOS film promotional tour: John with Nat Wolff, Shailene Woodley and Ansel Elgort, stops chosen by Tumblr vote (2014) · Hank writes An Absolutely Remarkable Thing, his first novel (2014) · John's one-week Nerdfighteria fundraiser for Save the Children's work with Syrian refugees (2015) · John's Paper Towns film promotional tour: New York, Indianapolis, Columbus, Dallas (July 2015) · John's social media hiatus to write a novel (2015) · Hank asks viewers to write a letter to a government representative within 24 hours (2016) · Vlogbrothers videos titled with Smash Mouth's All Star lyrics (2020) · Awesome Coffee Club: the brothers' coffee subscription for charity (2022)

Often together

What comes up in the same parts of the videos; the number is how many parts.

Facebook (18) · Twitter (30) · URLatron (2) · Google (9) · Reddit (7) · Instagram (7) · YouTube (19) · Awesome Coffee Club (5) · Dave Green (2) · The Fault in Our Stars (10)

What the videos say

The most important statements of each year; all statements.

2010

  • 2010-04-07 · Shmancy Hotel Room Is Shmancy — John says many Nerdfighters on the Eff Yeah Nerdfighters Tumblr have posted photos holding Will Grayson, Will Grayson, though mirroring makes the title read backwards. (playful) — 00:00:28
  • 2010-08-10 (said on 2010-08-09, implied) · JOIN THE PEN15 CLUB!! — ask: Hank says the Tumblr Eff Yeah Nerdfighters has 5,000 followers and asks viewers to follow it too. — 00:02:50

2011

  • 2011-02-09 · NERDFIGHTERS UNITE! (in your pants) — John notes much conversation on Tumblr, the Ning, YouTube and Twitter about Nerdfighteria changing as it grows and how to keep the community strong, and offers his two cents. — 00:00:56
  • 2011-04-15 · Humpy Hank — John says that a couple of days later Nerdfighter Mattie Boosh posted an animation of Hank humping the TARDIS on his Tumblr, and the Humpy Hank phenomenon was born. (playful) — 00:00:05
  • 2011-06-15 (said on 2011-06-14, implied) · Question Tuesday! Paula Deen Riding Me (and critical reading) — John sets Hank's punishment as the one most popular in Nerdfighteria, Humpy Hank All Over Town: Hank must hump the town. (playful) — 00:02:23
  • 2011-06-20 · On Religion — John: how to balance the urge to be more than nihilists with blunting consciousness's sharp edges through funny stuff like Paula Deen riding Paula Deen riding him, or Humpy Hank. — 00:02:58
  • 2011-09-12 · Adorable Baby and Insufficient Cartography — John says the great thing is that the brothers are not the only Nerdfighters: thousands work together through YouTube comments, Twitter, Tumblr, the Ning and Your Pants to improve the maps, making better maps than anyone could alone. — 00:01:50
  • 2011-10-21 · Signing Psychosis, BlizzCon, TFiOS, Awesome Adventures, and URLatron — announcement: Hank: A year ago Hank's video on setting up a .com domain described a process costing about $80; a friend's brain crack simplified it and, after months of work, URLatron is ready to launch. — 00:02:26
    • URLatron turns a Tumblog into a .com domain in about five minutes of work for $30, with custom email addresses; Hank invites interested viewers to check out urlatron.com. — 00:02:26
  • 2011-11-18 · Top 5 Reasons ████ ██ ██████ — Hank argues sites shouldn't be blamed for users' uploads: the PROTECT IP Act would make Tumblr responsible for GIFs of Abed from Community and could get it switched off. — 00:02:13
  • 2011-11-21 · Old Man Narrates Young Girl — John argues copyright is complex: posting a quote from his book on Tumblr is fine, posting the whole book is infringement, and where the line falls is ill-defined. — 00:01:34
    • John says the legislation before Congress would increase that inequality: YouTube, Google and Tumblr can afford lawyers against Viacom, he can't, and it won't stop already-illegal wholesale piracy. — 00:02:54
  • 2011-11-28 · Stuffed with STUFF! — Hank says URLatron, which turns a Tumblr into a .com domain, launched well but few people signed up, probably because it was too expensive. (hedged) — 00:01:27
  • 2011-12-23 · There Will Be NO SPOILERS!!! — John: As word spread, more and more Nerdfighters on Twitter, Tumblr and Facebook pledged not to read the book before January 10, or not to spoil it for the majority who receive it then. — 00:01:52
  • …and 24 statements more in 2011 — all statements of 2011

Also named in: Tattoo Typos, Senses, Posters and Bad Movies, Greek Phallic Disco Golf Balls: A Free Association Game

2012

  • 2012-01-13 (said on 2012-01-10, implied) · TFiOS PARTY! — Hank thanks everyone who has bought and is reading The Fault in Our Stars and posting pictures of themselves with it on Tumblr. — 00:01:32
  • 2012-01-31 · How It Felt — John: Like the internet, the tour went by very fast, like pressing the down key on Tumblr; John says a problem with the internet is that things pass too fast to really experience them. — 00:00:30
  • 2012-04-24 · Beneath an Abandoned Hospital: Thoughts from Places — John suggests this is why we explore, read, watch sports, browse Tumblr and study astrophysics: whether watching horror movies or visiting their sets, we seek the terrifying, awesome, otherworldly feeling of not knowing what lies in wait. (hedged) — 00:03:08
  • 2012-05-22 · You ARE The Product — John says this dependence means companies like Facebook, Google, Twitter and Tumblr have to listen to their users, which is good. — 00:00:59
  • 2012-05-25 · The Subway Where I Used To Go (Somebody That I Used To Know / Gotye Parody) — sponsor: Hank says the song was not an advertisement: Jimmy John's paid him nothing, he just saw a picture on Tumblr; though 'that thing over there' is an ad. — 00:01:49
  • 2012-07-27 · Tumblr: The Musical — announcement: Hank: The song is not on iTunes yet but will be shortly; Hank will tweet it and put it on his Tumblr. — 00:03:29
  • 2012-08-21 · Is College Worth It? — John takes up long-time Nerdfighter roxinpunch's Tumblr question whether college, with its overpriced degrees, is even worth it, as relevant to students and to people still repaying loans. — 00:00:02
  • 2012-09-18 (said on 2012-09-16, implied) · Existential Airport Anxiety — John: Recalling Montag's line about walls yelling at him, John says we literally live in a world of shouty walls, and his phone holds billions of voices on Twitter, Tumblr and Facebook. — 00:01:01
  • 2012-09-25 · Do Businesses Need to Suck? — John found watercolor paintings with quotes from his books by Malaysian Nerdfighter May; they print posters he signs, and the royalties can support her through university and a graphic-design job search. — 00:01:56
  • 2012-10-16 · Burning Peeps, My OTP, and Velociraptors: It's Question Tuesday — John: Asked whether Barack Obama's Tumblr really posted Hank's voting video, John first says no, then, surprised, tells Hank he is on the President's Tumblr. — 00:02:37
  • 2012-11-23 · Black Friday: An Accident of History — Hank thanks the Nerdcrafteria Minecraft server, Tumblr, the Ning and other online places where Nerdfighters gather, and the people who watch and support his work, even sappy videos like this. — 00:03:14
  • 2012-12-11 · Economics and Dentistry: YOUTUBE'S FAVORITE TOPICS — John says Nerdfighteria used to be a YouTube-based phenomenon but now has many places, listing Minecrafteria, Facebook groups, the Ning, Our Pants, Reddit, Tumblr and Kiva, and probably more. — 00:00:58
  • …and 10 statements more in 2012 — all statements of 2012

Also named in: The Dangling Rope of Terror: It's Question Tuesday, Flinching in the Shower, 1000 VIDEOS!!!, Thoughts from Dead Animals

2013

  • 2013-01-22 · How to Be More Than Friends: Question Tuesday — John recalls once describing Tumblr as mostly homoerotic Wholock watercolors; Dutch friends Lotte and Lidewij wrote him a song about it, which he woke up singing, puzzling Henry's babysitter. (playful) — 00:00:08
  • 2013-03-08 · ONE MILLION NERDFIGHTERS! — Hank lists his day: Twitter, filming SciShow, readying P4A perks, a Hank's channel video, folding mug boxes with Katherine at the warehouse, a DFTBA Records video, editing Hank Games Live, Tumblr, a Kiva loan. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2013-04-02 · TFiOS Movie Casting, New Books, and Groundhog Wars: An Old School Vlogbrothers Video — announcement: John says he will take a four- or possibly five-week paternity leave from Vlogbrothers and everything else, except probably Tumblr. (hedged) — 00:02:26
  • 2013-05-24 · What's Up with Start Ups — Hank says Tumblr made $15 million last year (2012) and sold for $1.1 billion, about 75 times revenue, with no profit; Instagram sold for a billion having never made money. — 00:00:00
    • Hank says buyers are not paying for revenue or even potential revenue: what is valued is the user who spends time on the site; he spends time, not money, on Facebook, Instagram and Tumblr. — 00:00:42
  • 2013-05-28 · NERD FACTOR! (...And Why I Fear for Tumblr) — John: Responding to Hank's Tumblr and startups video, John thinks the underlying problem is that almost everything online depends on advertising, and advertisers are terrible at valuing the creator-viewer relationship. (hedged) — 00:00:16
    • John wants a broader internet and worries that Tumblr, Facebook and even YouTube can support that breadth only as long as they are willing to lose money. — 00:00:59
  • 2013-06-14 · What is the Strongest Force on Earth? — Hank found on Tumblr a science quiz asking 'What is the strongest force on Earth?'; the student wrote 'love' and the teacher crossed it out. He sets out to find the real answer and what the teacher meant. — 00:00:04
  • 2013-09-17 · Question Tuesday with Nat Wolff (aka Isaac in The Fault in Our Stars movie) — announcement: John says he may write a Tumblr post on why such details don't matter to him and link it below; the description links the post. (hedged) — 00:01:17
  • 2013-11-08 · VidCon, Punishments, Comments, and Pumpkins — announcement: Hank announces VidCon 2014, the fifth annual VidCon, about 230 days away, with tickets on sale now. — 00:00:32
  • 2013-11-19 · On Middle School Misery — John says he survived middle school because many people were kind to him: parents, teachers, fellow nerds and popular strangers who would not stand for bullying. — 00:01:51
  • 2013-12-27 · The Kidney That Was In 3 People - And Other Amazing Science Things — Hank says he is spending the time sledding, playing video games, eating fried egg sandwiches and cuddling, but mostly answering science questions on Tumblr, one of his favourite things. — 00:00:31
  • …and 14 statements more in 2013 — all statements of 2013

Also named in: Addicted to the Internet, Applying for Health Insurance: Then and Now

2014

2015

  • 2015-01-27 · Will Life Get Better for the Poor? — John says we do not actually live in two worlds; it only feels so because no one in his neighborhood, or whom he follows on Tumblr, Twitter or Instagram, has stunted kids. — 00:02:34
  • 2015-02-17 · Places I've Never Been — John: Last week (week of 9 February 2015) John found a copyright-subreddit post saying a friend's Tumblr line was attributed to him and sold as a poster; he illegally downloaded a pirated copy of his own novel, searched it, and the line was not there. — 00:01:20
    • John corrects the record: the line was written several years ago by a 13-year-old Nerdfighter, Melody, who often quoted his books and made art on her Tumblr; someone assumed he wrote it. — 00:01:44
  • 2015-05-26 · Sixteen Parts — announcement: John: The Paper Towns film comes out in about 56 days in the US, at different times elsewhere; John will travel to support the release, at least to Brazil and the UK and probably other places. (hedged) — 00:02:58
  • 2015-06-05 · Just for Nerdfighters — Hank says Nerdfighteria should be defined now and then: told on Tumblr that someone was shamed in a Nerdfighter community for being transgender, he says that is not what a Nerdfighter does. (hedged) — 00:01:05
  • 2015-06-08 · Monday Bonus Video! — announcement: John, Nat and Cara will tour the US in July, visiting the states with the most votes at papertownsmovie.com/tour, where one Tumblr like or reblog counts as one vote, until June 15. — 00:01:10
  • 2015-06-16 (said on 2015-06-13, implied) · Paper Towns Madrid with Nat Wolff! THE TOUR BEGINS — The description says the European leg of the Paper Towns press tour begins in Madrid, with John and Nat Wolff pushing through crushing jet lag. — video description
  • 2015-06-23 · Question Tuesday with Cara Delevingne and Nat Wolff — John records Question Tuesday in the back of a movie theater in Berlin with Nat Wolff, who plays Q, and Cara Delevingne, who plays Margo Roth Spiegelman in the Paper Towns film. — 00:00:06
  • 2015-06-30 · Some News — announcement: John says he, Cara Delevingne, Nat Wolff and Halston Sage will tour the US before the Paper Towns film comes out, in the states that won a Tumblr vote: Ohio, Texas and Indiana. — 00:00:41
    • The tour stops are Indianapolis on July 14th, Columbus, Ohio on July 15th and Dallas, Texas on July 16th; all events are free. — 00:01:06
  • 2015-07-14 · On Exhaustion — announcement: John will be in Indianapolis the next day for the start of the Paper Towns tour with Nat, Cara, Akilah Hughes and Nerdfighters, then Columbus and Dallas; events are free, details in the doobly-doo. — 00:00:45
  • 2015-07-28 · Paper Towns, Agloe, and Touring: Thoughts from (Many) Places — John says the past two months were long and difficult; he missed his family and is glad to be home, but the tour week was an adventure that brought him closer to people he loves. — 00:03:37
  • …and 23 statements more in 2015 — all statements of 2015

Also named in: Why Are Fewer People Studying Science and Engineering?

2016

Also named in: The Time I Fell Asleep with an M&M in My Mouth (and a song)

2017

  • 2017-11-08 · Follow Hank All Day — Hank works on a song for the first time in a while; it was meant for Song Wednesday but isn't happening, so he put it on his Tumblr though it still has problems. — 00:00:15

2018

  • 2018-04-17 · John Green Answers Your John Green Questions — John and Hank are brothers and there are no other siblings. — 00:01:09
    • John says DFTBA is an initialism for several phrases, including Don't Forget To Be Awesome, Darling, Fetch The Battle Axe, and Dave: Forgotten Through Brotherly Adventures. (playful) — 00:01:20

2019

Also named in: Why Are We Still Doing This? - Reunion Video!

2021

2022

2023

  • 2023-01-03 · TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH — announcement: In a channel comment, John says he has become the Awesome Coffee Club's unpaid social media intern, so far only on Tumblr, and may start a TikTok. — creator comment
  • 2023-01-17 · John Green Answers the Most Searched Hank Green Questions — John says Hank's URLatron, a Linktree before Linktree where all your URLs would go, was a very good idea, just slightly wrongly timed. — 00:03:01
  • 2023-01-24 · Behind the Scenes of my TUMBLR MEME LORD ERA — John tells Hank he is back on Tumblr and offers a behind-the-scenes look at his new Tumblr, which is sort of his. — 00:00:00
    • John felt very welcome on Tumblr when he joined in 2011, later felt less welcome and eventually left; neither he nor Tumblr expected a reunion. — 00:00:00
    • Though several loved ones begged him not to, John rejoined Tumblr, but as a coffee company. — 00:00:58
    • To John's surprise Tumblr is pretty fun: users collectively made a non-existent 1973 film, Goncharov, make lots of art and still debate Supernatural. — 00:01:31
    • On Tumblr John sometimes answers questions but mostly posts memes about being famously bullied off Tumblr and returning not as a soul-endowed human but as a charitable coffee company. (playful) — 00:02:00
    • John urges viewers to join the club, maybe not on Tumblr but definitely at awesomecoffeeclub.com. — 00:02:58
  • 2023-05-23 · Rough Week — John enjoyed a Tumblr post wondering which line of All Star Hank would have used as a title had this happened in the Vlogbrothers All Star era; John guesses Hank would pick an abstract one. (playful) — 00:00:29
  • 2023-08-01 · Three Mornings — John jokes that nobody pays him to say it, since he is the club's unpaid intern, but it really is the best coffee in the world and good to drink thanks to Marta, Dolores and others. (playful) — 00:05:35 · also in: John's (Mostly Book) Holiday Gift Recommendations
  • 2023-08-29 · Breaking News: CEO Demoted — John says he wasn't very good at the job and is thrilled to be demoted back to his natural role as unpaid social media intern making memes about the coffee. (playful) — 00:01:57
  • 2023-12-24 · John and Hank Hanging Out but they Keep Getting Younger and More Pixelated — Hank: Asked why Dave Green is never in the videos, Hank says Dave, a third unsuccessful brother, was made up by Tumblr; John is surprised to have an imaginary brother. (playful) — 01:35:21
  • …and 5 statements more in 2023 — all statements of 2023

2024

  • 2024-08-07 · Dear Hank and John Livestream! — John finds Tumblr a ghost town of 15-year users and people fleeing other platforms for its less sophisticated algorithms, which come from lack of expertise, not choice. — 00:16:41
  • 2024-08-27 · How The Internet Is Rigged — John: In 2011 John built a large audience on Tumblr, which, as Tumblr grew, sold many copies of The Fault in Our Stars. — 00:03:06
  • 2024-11-01 · Working Through a Crisis with My Brother — John says relying on outside validation is not good because it is always fickle; when it goes, as in a Tumblr 2013 incident, you are left hollow. — 00:05:36

2025

  • 2025-06-24 · Am I Cigarettes? — John: Now a little voice tells John to check the internet while he reads or works; he resists, gives in to the craving, checks Reddit, Tumblr and Bluesky, and it is cigarettes all over again. — 00:01:03
  • 2025-07-15 · LLAMAS Are NOT What You Think — John says their brother Dave Green doesn't think about such things: he is a practical man interested in running a Wendy's, caring for his family and paying the mortgage. (playful) — 00:07:16
    • Hank reveals that Dave is actually a fish: a man-sized largemouth bass with consciousness who manages a Wendy's and now stays in a tank as manager. (joke) — 00:07:16
  • 2025-12-09 · Hank Green, from A to Z — John calls URLatron one of Hank's less successful ventures, like Linktree before anyone needed one: not a bad idea, just ahead of its time. — 00:04:22
  • …and 2 statements more in 2025 — all statements of 2025

2026

  • 2026-01-20 · Am I ... Good? — John: Searching his tag on Tumblr, John came across a quote attributed to him that he had no memory of writing; unlike usual misquotes, it carried an attribution. — 00:00:00
    • Taking up a Tumblr user's point, John says that calling himself a bad writer also dismisses readers who love his work, the last thing he wants. — 00:04:37
  • 2026-02-14 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 3! — John had not read Zombicorns for years until it showed up in his Tumblr feed, and discovered, to his huge surprise, that he likes his work. — 02:03:49
  • 2026-02-15 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 5! — John: Asked about fishing boat proceeds, John says he still has never had any: it was his Tumblr name and a 2007 Nerdfighter joke; his friend Joe owns a fishing boat, which is easier to turn into losses. (playful) — 03:15:26
  • 2026-10-06 · Make Your Art. — John does not care whether your art is sweaters, YouTube videos, home-cooked meals, soccer commentary or Tumblr fanfiction, only that you make it and share it despite the costs. — 00:02:42
  • 2026-10-09 · The Productivity Lie — Hank has worked many easy hours while quite lazy: scrolling Tumblr was once his job, and editing video is an easy flow state that relaxes and recharges him, more than TV. — 00:10:26
  • 2026-10-23 · The Best Email I Ever Got — Hank did not care about winning an Emmy: what mattered was the Lizzie Bennet Diaries getting lots of YouTube views and fan reactions on Tumblr and Twitter, the people whose judgment he cared about. — 00:01:01