Raw Onion, Twerking, and Speech Jam
2013-08-30 · Q&A · Hank · 3:44 · watch on YouTube
Topic: Nerdfighteria (also: Projects, Everyday life, Books & writing, Pop culture, Science & nature) · mode: Comedy & performance · tags: community lore, song or performance, self promotion
Hank makes a grab-bag video from viewer suggestions (a sidewalk interview, a Lizzie Bennet Diaries song, an Emma recommendation, a Wonder Woman rant, raw onion, stress advice, a Speech Jammer) and closes with a Subbable update asking subscribers to re-up after a payment snafu.
What is said
The parts of the video and what is said in each (★ — how much it matters to the video).
00:00:00 — Nerdfighteria as inspiration; asking for ideas on Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram; Instagram comments gripe; today's video follows viewer suggestions
- ★★ Hank says Nerdfighteria is his biggest inspiration: when he lacks a video idea he asks on Twitter, Tumblr and Instagram, and this video is made from their suggestions. — 00:00:10 · Nerdfighteria, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram
- ★ Hank complains that Instagram on the web does not show all the comments, calling it an uncomplicated missing feature. (playful) — 00:00:19 · Instagram
00:00:33 — Brazilian-music dance transition and interview with a sidewalk
00:00:52 — Song about the Lizzie Bennet Diaries idea winning an Emmy
- ★★ In a song, Hank recalls asking Bernie what he thought of Pride and Prejudice characters as vloggers, and marvels that the idea won an Emmy award. (playful) — 00:00:52
00:01:04 — Book recommendation: Jane Austen's Emma, soon to be adapted as a vlog series by friends
- ★★ Hank recommends reading Jane Austen's Emma because some friends of his are about to adapt it into a video blog series. — 00:01:04 · Emma Approved
00:01:14 — Rant: Warner Bros turned down Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman movie
- ★★ Hank says a Wonder Woman movie needs to exist and comically says whoever turned it down should eat a can of poop-flavored poop. (playful) — 00:01:16
- ★ Hank says Joss Whedon wanted to make a Wonder Woman movie and Warner Brothers turned him down. — 00:01:18
00:01:28 — Eating raw onion and flopping around on the deck
00:01:48 — How Hank deals with two kinds of stress
- ★★★ Hank deals with stress in two ways: stress he can fix he handles as fast as possible, because putting it off makes it worse; stress he cannot fix he thinks through and accepts. — 00:01:48 · The Fault in Our Stars
00:02:10 — Trying a Speech Jammer app; twerking transition
- ★★ Hank explains that speech jammers work by playing your voice back into your ears right after you speak, interfering with cognition so that speaking becomes very difficult. — 00:02:12
00:02:54 — Update: SciShow at a million subscribers; Subbable payment snafu, ask to re-up subscriptions; sign-off
- ★★ Hank reports that SciShow and Crash Course are going well and SciShow just hit a million subscribers. — 00:02:54 · SciShow, Crash Course
- ★★★ Hank says Subbable had a snafu with Amazon and recurring payments: monthly subscriptions were cancelled because they were not following all of Amazon's rules; now they are. — 00:03:00 · Subbable, Amazon
- ★★★ Hank asks Subbable subscribers to sign back in and re-up their subscriptions; Subbable has been very successful, and if everyone re-subscribes Crash Course will be safe, but only 50% have so far. — 00:03:12 · Subbable, Crash Course
In the description and comments
- ★ At a viewer's suggestion (per the description), Hank eats raw onion and finds it pretty good, having been ready to say how terrible it was. (playful) — video description
Humor (significant)
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Hank interviews a sidewalk about what it is like to be a sidewalk; the sidewalk has no complaints except tree roots. — 00:00:49
“Don't get me started on tree roots.”
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Hank rants that Warner Bros turned down Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman movie. — 00:01:25
“The person who made that decision needs to eat a can of poop flavored poop.”
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Hank eats raw onion, braced to report how terrible it is. — 00:01:31
“Pretty good, actually.”
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Wearing the Speech Jammer, Hank tries to explain how it works and his own delayed voice derails him. — 00:02:26
“It interferes with the cog-cognitive cognitive cog-”
Threads in this video
- milestone · The Lizzie Bennet Diaries web series (2012) — In song, Hank says the Lizzie Bennet Diaries idea won an Emmy award. (00:00:57)
- announced · Emma Approved: Pemberley Digital's vlog adaptation of Jane Austen's Emma (2013) — Hank says friends of his are about to adapt Jane Austen's Emma into a video blog series. (00:01:09)
- milestone · SciShow: launch of Hank's science channel (2011) — Hank reports SciShow just hit a million subscribers. (00:02:57)
- reminder · Hank asks viewers to fund Crash Course through Subbable (2013) — Hank asks Subbable subscribers to re-up subscriptions cancelled by an Amazon payment snafu so Crash Course stays safe; only 50% have done so. (00:03:12)
Where the stories that moved here went next
- SciShow: launch of Hank's science channel (2011) — running; last: looked back, 2026-05-22
- Emma Approved: Pemberley Digital's vlog adaptation of Jane Austen's Emma (2013) — last documented in 2013; last: milestone, 2013-11-08
- The Lizzie Bennet Diaries web series (2012) — last documented in 2022 (looked back on in 2026)
Mentioned
Central: Emma (novel) · psychological stress · Subbable · Wonder Woman
Also: People: Bernie Su · Joss Whedon
Projects: Crash Course · SciShow
Works: Emma Approved · Pride and Prejudice · The Fault in Our Stars · The Lizzie Bennet Diaries
Organizations: Amazon · Emmy Award · Instagram · Tumblr · Twitter · Warner Bros.
Concepts: delayed auditory feedback
Products: Speech Jammer
Only in the description or credits: Jane Austen
Also centred on psychological stress: Stress and Joy · Let's Talk About Stress! · Finding Respite in 2018 · Doing This Makes Me Happy, but Maybe it Doesn't' Seem that Way? · I feel like I can't talk about this… · I've Not Been Doing Well
Later videos replying to this one
- 2018-02-09 · This is Going to Seem Dumb, but Stick with Me (Hank) — continues — “There's a link if you want to watch that 2013 Vlogbrothers video.” (00:00:34)