What Are Paper Towns?
2015-03-17 · explainer · John · 3:04 · watch on YouTube
Topic: History & curiosities (also: Personal life) · mode: Explainer · tags: timely hook, self promotion
Ahead of the Paper Towns trailer, John explains the real 'paper towns': fictitious entries planted by mapmakers, encyclopedias and dictionaries that sometimes become real, and argues made-up things can matter and that we should imagine the world as complexly as we can.
What is said
The parts of the video and what is said in each (★ — how much it matters to the video).
00:00:00 — In an airport; Subbable acquired by Patreon; Hold Me Closer publication day; Paper Towns trailer Thursday on The Today Show
- ★ John says he is in an airport he was in so recently that his wireless login hasn't expired. (playful) — 00:00:01
- ★★★ John reports that yesterday (16 March 2015) Subbable was acquired by Patreon, which he calls great news. — 00:00:07 · Subbable
- ★★ John says today is publication day for Hold Me Closer, David Levithan's musical novel companion to their co-written Will Grayson, Will Grayson: the actual Tiny Cooper musical, and fantastic. — 00:00:11 · Will Grayson, Will Grayson
- ★★★ John says the Paper Towns trailer comes out on Thursday, which is why he is in the airport: he has to go be on The Today Show. — 00:00:23 · Paper Towns (film), Paper Towns
00:00:29 — All his children vomited on him; fear of throwing up on The Today Show and the GIFs
- ★ John says all his children vomited on him in the past 24 hours, so he fears catching a stomach bug and throwing up on The Today Show, imagining the GIFs with Matt Lauer. (playful) — 00:00:29
00:00:46 — What paper towns are: fictitious entries in maps (Agloe, Argleton, Beatosu), encyclopedias (Mountweazel) and dictionaries (esquivalience), some becoming real
- ★★★ John says 'paper towns' means different things to Q in the book, but in real life is about copyright: mapmakers plant fictitious entries so copying can be detected. — 00:00:49 · Paper Towns
- ★★ John says every map company does this, usually with paper streets or bridges; Google Maps probably created a paper town called Argleton in England. (hedged) — 00:01:07 · Paper Towns, Google
- ★★ John's favourite map examples: Agloe, New York, used in Paper Towns, and Beatosu, Ohio, invented by mapmakers who were University of Michigan football fans ('beat OSU'). — 00:01:16 · Paper Towns
- ★★ John says copyright traps are not limited to maps: they appear in encyclopedias, dictionaries and paleontology textbooks. — 00:01:29
- ★★ John says Margo's dog in Paper Towns, Myrna Mountweazel, honours a fictitious New Columbia Encyclopedia entry on Lillian Virginia Mountweazel, a fountain designer and photographer killed in an explosion on assignment. — 00:01:36 · Paper Towns
- ★★ John says he is totally fascinated by how much fictional information floats around in the nonfictional world. — 00:01:51
- ★★ John says Google recently used fictitious entries against Bing, and the Billboard charts have used them too. — 00:01:57 · Google
-
★★★ John's favourite example is the New Oxford American Dictionary's invented word 'esquivalience', defined as avoiding one's official responsibilities; he is unsure how to pronounce it. — 00:01:59 · esquivalience
“it's defined as avoiding one's official responsibilities”
-
★★ John says that, like Agloe, esquivalience has kind of become real: it is now in a bunch of dictionaries, and the Apple dictionary even gives it a fictional etymology. — 00:02:19 · esquivalience
00:02:32 — Why it appeals: made-up stories matter; the dictionary shapes language; imagine the world complexly; don't be esquivalient
- ★★★ John says this appeals to him as a writer because he needs to believe made-up stories can really matter in the lives of real people. — 00:02:32
- ★★★ John says it also reminds him that language shapes the dictionary, but the dictionary also shapes the language. — 00:02:40
-
★★★ John tentatively says it is humans' official responsibility to imagine the world as complexly and interestingly as possible, and urges: let us not be esquivalient. (hedged) — 00:02:46 · esquivalience
“let us endeavor not to be esquivalient”
00:02:59 — Trailer on Thursday; sign-off
In the description and comments
- ★★ John asks viewers who support Crash Course or SciShow through Subbable to move their subscription to Patreon, which he calls like Subbable only better. — video description · Subbable, Crash Course, SciShow
Threads in this video
- outcome · Subbable: launch of the brothers' pay-what-you-want subscription service, starting with Crash Course (2013) — John reports that Subbable was acquired by Patreon the day before, and calls it great news. (00:00:07)
- restate · Can things that humans made up (sports, money, borders, rules) really matter? — John says he needs to believe made-up stories can really matter in the lives of real people. (00:02:32)
- restate · Can we imagine other people complexly, and what stops us? — John says it is humans' official responsibility to imagine the world around us as complexly and interestingly as we can. (00:02:46)
- asked · John asks viewers who value and can afford it to support Crash Course and SciShow on Patreon (2015) — John asks viewers who support Crash Course or SciShow through Subbable to move their subscription to Patreon, which he calls like Subbable only better. (video description)
Where the stories that moved here went next
- John asks viewers who value and can afford it to support Crash Course and SciShow on Patreon (2015) — promotion (not a request); last: reminder, 2026-05-22
- Subbable: launch of the brothers' pay-what-you-want subscription service, starting with Crash Course (2013) — completed; last: looked back, 2025-12-09
Mentioned
Central: esquivalience · fictitious entry
Also: People: Matt Lauer
Projects: Subbable
Works: Hold Me Closer · New Columbia Encyclopedia · New Oxford American Dictionary · Paper Towns · Paper Towns (film) · Today (American TV program) · Will Grayson, Will Grayson
Organizations: Apple · Billboard · Google · Michigan Wolverines football · Microsoft Bing · Patreon
Places: Agloe, New York · Argleton · Beatosu, Ohio
Characters: Lillian Virginia Mountweazel · Margo Roth Spiegelman · Myrna Mountweazel · Quentin Jacobsen · Tiny Cooper
Products: Google Maps
Only in the description or credits: Crash Course · David Levithan · SciShow
Also centred on fictitious entry: Agloe, New York
← Previous: Screaming Into Pillows · Next → A Sacrifice of Individuality and the Internets