In Which Hank Consumes the Juice of Over 400 Gushers
2019-07-19 · challenge / punishment · Hank · 3:59 · watch on YouTube
Topic: Nerdfighteria (also: Projects) · mode: Comedy & performance · tags: punishment or challenge, community lore, self promotion, fundraising ask
Filming on a VidCon 2010 Flip camera, Hank recounts performing his punishment for an overlong Vlogbrothers upload, drinking the juice of Gushers squeezed by helpers during a live Dear Hank and John at VidCon, then announces a Madison and Minneapolis 'Minitour' for maternal health in Sierra Leone and SciShow's first documentary and Apollo pins.
What is said
The parts of the video and what is said in each (★ — how much it matters to the video).
00:00:00 — The VidCon 2010 Flip camera, a gift for ten years of VidCon
- ★ Hank films on a VidCon 2010 Flip camera, one of 10 or 20 made with a front he designed, given to him by Barry Carr to celebrate 10 years of VidCon. — 00:00:00 · VidCon
00:00:29 — Crushing the gush: the Gushers-juice punishment performed at VidCon and its aftermath
- ★★★ Hank says that at VidCon he did his punishment for uploading a 4:02 video meant for Hank's channel to Vlogbrothers: drinking the juice of Gushers. — 00:00:29 · VidCon, Vlogbrothers, hankschannel, Four-minute rule, Punishment
- ★★ Because each Gusher holds little juice, helpers squeezed Gushers into cups through most of the live Dear Hank and John episode on the VidCon stage. — 00:00:59 · Dear Hank and John, VidCon
- ★★ Hank describes the gush juice as sweet but first extremely sour and heavy, making his salivary glands release as much saliva as they could. (playful) — 00:00:59
- ★★ Hank says having drunk the gush was worse than drinking it: his stomach was very upset and acidic, and the crash lasted the rest of the day. (playful) — 00:02:21
- ★★★ Hank announces a very short tour with John in Madison, Wisconsin and Minneapolis, Minnesota, doing live podcasts, one of them with Katherine. — 00:02:21 · John Green, Katherine Green
00:02:40 — Minitour live podcasts in Madison and Minneapolis; SciShow's Apollo documentary, patch and monthly pins
- ★★ John will do The Anthropocene Reviewed and the brothers a live Dear Hank and John; Hank calls it a Minitour. — 00:03:01 · The Anthropocene Reviewed (podcast), Dear Hank and John
- ★★★ Pricier tickets include meeting the brothers afterward, and all the tour's money will support the community's work improving maternal health in Sierra Leone. — 00:03:01 · maternal death, Sierra Leone, Nerdfighteria
- ★★ Hank says SciShow just released its first documentary film, on whether Apollo was actually a good idea, for Apollo's 50th anniversary. — 00:03:01 · SciShow
00:03:30 — Sign-off and gusher still dripping off his glasses
- ★★ SciShow has an Apollo mission patch and starts a new pin every month for a different space mission, beginning with Apollo, in standard and glow-in-the-dark at the same price. — 00:03:30 · SciShow
Humor (significant)
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Hank describes his salivary glands responding to the sour gush juice. — 00:01:47
“It was like jacuzzi jets of saliva.”
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Hank went back for a second cup because people had worked hard squeezing it, while on stage. — 00:01:47
“for a second helping. Questionable.”
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Hank explains the name of the short tour. — 00:03:01
“We're calling it a Minitour because it's a mini tour and also because Steve the Minotaur will be giving a short lecture.”
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After signing off, Hank notices the juice on his glasses. — 00:03:30
“There's gusher on my glasses. Oh my god, it's like still dripping off.”
Threads in this video
- performed · Hank: punishment for accidentally uploading an over-four-minute Hank's Channel video to Vlogbrothers (2019) — Hank says that at VidCon he did his punishment for uploading a 4:02 video meant for Hank's channel to Vlogbrothers: drinking the juice of Gushers. (00:00:29)
- announced · Hank and John's Minitour: live podcasts in Madison and Minneapolis for maternal health in Sierra Leone (2019) — Hank announces a very short tour with John in Madison, Wisconsin and Minneapolis, Minnesota, doing live podcasts, one of them with Katherine. (00:02:21)
- milestone · SciShow: launch of Hank's science channel (2011) — Hank says SciShow just released its first documentary film, on whether Apollo was actually a good idea, for Apollo's 50th anniversary. (00:03:01)
- milestone · The Anthropocene Reviewed: John's podcast reviewing facets of the human-centered planet (2017) — John will do The Anthropocene Reviewed and the brothers a live Dear Hank and John; Hank calls it a Minitour. (00:03:01)
- asked · John asks viewers to come see the brothers' Minitour in Madison and Minneapolis (2019) — John will do The Anthropocene Reviewed and the brothers a live Dear Hank and John; Hank calls it a Minitour. (00:03:01)
Where the stories that moved here went next
- John asks viewers to come see the brothers' Minitour in Madison and Minneapolis (2019) — invitation (not a request); last: thanks, 2019-08-20
- Hank and John's Minitour: live podcasts in Madison and Minneapolis for maternal health in Sierra Leone (2019) — last documented in 2019; last: milestone, 2019-08-20
- SciShow: launch of Hank's science channel (2011) — running; last: looked back, 2026-05-22
- The Anthropocene Reviewed: John's podcast reviewing facets of the human-centered planet (2017) — completed; last: looked back, 2026-10-13
Mentioned
Central: Gushers · Punishment
Also: People: Katherine Green
Projects: Dear Hank and John · hankschannel · SciShow · The Anthropocene Reviewed (podcast) · VidCon
Rituals: Four-minute rule
Concepts: documentary film · maternal death
Places: Madison · Minneapolis · Sierra Leone
Events: Apollo program
Products: Flip Video
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