Your Life Will be Better After you Know About Frogmouths
2019-10-11 · explainer · Hank · 3:43 · watch on YouTube
Topic: Science & nature · mode: Curiosity & trivia · tags: recurring series, calendar ritual, self promotion
Hank introduces John to frogmouths: owl-like night hunters more closely related to hummingbirds, with huge bug-catching mouths, poor nest building and log-like camouflage, then announces Pizzamas from October 28 and the Pizza John Halloween mask.
What is said
The parts of the video and what is said in each (★ — how much it matters to the video).
00:00:00 — Owls versus frogmouths: hummingbird kin, and why owl-like eyes read as wise
- ★★★ Hank says frogmouths look like owls, with big front-facing eyes and nocturnal habits, but are actually more closely related to hummingbirds than to owls. — 00:00:00
- ★★ Hank says humans, an eyeball-focused species, read big owl-like eyes as a sign of intelligence or emotion; owls are smart, as birds are, but ravens are smarter. — 00:00:29
00:00:58 — Night hunting, convergent eyes, the giant bug-catching mouth and cute big heads
- ★★ Hank says frogmouths are night hunters like owls, hence convergent evolution on big front-facing eyes. — 00:00:58
- ★★ Hank says frogmouths mostly eat bugs, so instead of powerful legs they have a huge mouth that kept growing because bigger mouths caught more. — 00:00:58
- ★★ Hank says frogmouths will eat a mammal that comes close but struggle to kill it, so they whack it on rocks until it dies. — 00:00:58
- ★★ Hank says frogmouths tick the human 'cute brain' box: their heads look nearly as big as the rest of their body. — 00:01:27
00:01:51 — Bad nest building, borrowed nests, log camouflage and shape-shifting defences
- ★★ Hank says frogmouths are terrible parents and very bad nest builders, possibly because of their tiny legs and specialized beaks, and often lose eggs or chicks to falls. (hedged) — 00:01:51
- ★★ Hank says frogmouths take over the nests of more careful builders or human objects that look like good nests. — 00:01:51
- ★★ Hank says frogmouths sleep by day and, being small, hide from predators by looking like logs, even swaying like part of the tree, or changing shape when threatened. — 00:02:20
- ★★ Hank says Australia's tawny frogmouth has two further defences: pecking at the enemy and spraying poop all over it. — 00:02:20 · Australia
00:02:54 — Tawny frogmouth farewell, sign-off, Pizzamas 2019 and the Pizza John Halloween mask
- ★★ Hank announces Pizzamas from October 28, when the brothers make videos every weekday as in 2007 and sell Pizza John products. — 00:02:54 · Pizzamas, Pizza John
- ★★ Hank announces the Pizza John Halloween mask, sold before Pizzamas because it is needed before then, at DFTBA: the worst thing they've ever done, and he loves it. (playful) — 00:03:22 · DFTBA Records, Pizza John, Pizzamas
- ★ Hank says Orin saw the Pizza John product and said it brings them the pizza. (playful) — 00:03:22 · Orin Green, Pizza John
In the description and comments
- ★★ The description says that where there are cars, frogmouths often get hit because they fly toward bugs lit up by headlights. — video description
- ★★ The description says Hank loves the pins from the Bizarre Beasts Pin Club, which is closed to new members to avoid overproducing pins. — video description
- ★ The description thanks Birdlife Australia for footage and recommends its work making Australia good for native birds. — video description · Australia
Humor (significant)
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Birds are smart but ravens are smarter; if only they had owl eyes. — 00:00:29
“If ravens had eyes like owls, we would let them teach kindergarten.”
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A baby frogmouth ticks every cute-brain box, which reveals something about Furbies. — 00:01:27
“Furbies are infringing on the frogmouth trademark.”
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Frogmouths build terrible nests and lose eggs and chicks. — 00:01:51
“They often lose eggs or chicks to the perils of that surprise gravity.”
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Hank presents the Pizza John Halloween mask for sale. — 00:03:22
“This is the worst thing we've ever done. And I love it.”
Threads in this video
- announced · Pizzamas 2019 edition — Hank announces Pizzamas from October 28, when the brothers make videos every weekday as in 2007 and sell Pizza John products. (00:02:54)
- milestone · Bizarre Beasts: Hank's weird-animal videos for John (2019) — The description says Hank loves the pins from the Bizarre Beasts Pin Club, which is closed to new members to avoid overproducing pins. (video description)
Where the stories that moved here went next
- Bizarre Beasts: Hank's weird-animal videos for John (2019) — running; last: looked back, 2025-12-09
- Pizzamas 2019 edition — completed; last: outcome, 2019-11-08
Mentioned
Central: frogmouth
Also: People: Orin Green
Projects: DFTBA Records · Pizzamas
Works: Pizza John Halloween mask
Terms: Pizza John
Concepts: camouflage · convergent evolution · cuteness · hummingbird · owl · raven · tawny frogmouth
Places: Australia
Products: Furby
Only in the description or credits: BirdLife Australia · Bizarre Beasts Pin Club · India
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