Crank Green

term · in 5 videos (2022–2026)

The crab version of Hank, born in 2022 when a balloon task told him to be a crab and he earnestly asked everyone whether he was a good crab. It counts among the mascots of former Projects for Awesome and appears in fan patterns of its creatures.

Videos by year: 2022: 1 · 2023: 2 · 2024: 1 · 2026: 1

Also known as: Crank

In the lexicon: Crank Green

Threads

• Crank Green: Hank as a crab, from a P4A 2022 balloon task (2022) — running joke (last seen 2026), 2022–2026

Often together

What comes up in the same parts of the videos; the number is how many parts.

Beanie Sanfurbs (2) · Project for Awesome (6) · Katherine Green (2)

What the videos say

The most important statements of each year; all statements.

2022

• 2022-03-04 · The 2022 P4A Meme Review!!! — Hank explains Crank Green: he popped a balloon whose task told him to be a crab and be good at it, so he earnestly asked everyone whether he was a good crab. (playful) — 00:02:34

2023

• 2023-02-17 · COUNTDOWN TO THE PROJECT FOR AWESOME — Hank says Butfartman, Beanie Sanfurbs, Crank Green, Dave the Fish and Glenn and Dale are mascots of former Projects for Awesome; no one knows this year's (2023) mascot until it starts. (playful) — 00:00:31
• …and 1 statement more in 2023 — all statements of 2023

2024

• 2024-05-20 · Hang on tight, spider monkey, it's the P4A 2024 MEME REVIEW!! — Hank: In a fan pattern of P4A creatures (Crank Green, the T-Rex, Dave the Fish), Hank points to Crank Green as last year's (2023) mascot and says they should do something with the design. (playful) — 00:00:29

2026

• 2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 2! — Hank: Joining the Nerdcrafteria hosts as they show a crochet pattern of Crank, Hank says he is making more task balloons. — 04:03:23
• …and 1 statement more in 2026 — all statements of 2026