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Giant squid of anger

John's image for people overwhelmed by anger in an argument (2009: political partisans, YouTube commenters; Hank in the 2009 FAQ: basically a YouTube troll), later John's own theatrical rant persona; Vondell Swain's 2010 shirt; Giant Squids of Love (2010).

Origin on the channel: John says that at the word 'scandal' both Palin's supporters and detractors basically become giant squids of anger. — Sarah Palin Resigning! Four Possible Reasons Why 00:02:13

in-group term · in 18 videos, 2009–2023 · peak 2010 (7 videos) · last heard 2023

Videos per year: 2009: 4 · 2010: 7 · 2011: 4 · 2012: 1 · 2018: 1 · 2023: 1

Forms heard

How the speakers say this one item, as transcribed from the videos, in order of first appearance.

form videos first heard last heard
“giant squids of anger” 2 2009-07-05 · Sarah Palin Resigning! Four Possible Reasons Why 00:02:13 2009-11-08 · H1N1 Vaccine Fears 00:02:18
“giant squid of anger” 11 2009-12-27 · How To Be a Nerdfighter: A Vlogbrothers FAQ 00:02:18 2023-12-24 · John and Hank Hanging Out but they Keep Getting Younger and More Pixelated 02:16:13

Every video

2009

date video use what is said
2009-07-05 Sarah Palin Resigning! Four Possible Reasons Why 00:02:13 origin John says that at the word 'scandal' both Palin's supporters and detractors basically become giant squids of anger.
2009-07-12 On Iran, Islam, and Amazingly Stupid Comments 00:00:29 callback John says the non-Nerdfighters who show up in YouTube comments are all giant squids of anger.
2009-11-08 H1N1 Vaccine Fears 00:02:18 callback John says he is not trying to enter the vaccine debate, because he fears the 'giant squids of anger'.
2009-12-27 How To Be a Nerdfighter: A Vlogbrothers FAQ 00:02:18 callback Hank says a giant squid of anger is basically like a YouTube troll.

2010

date video use what is said
2010-05-10 Advice on Dumb Boyfriends, Going to College, and More 00:02:03 callback Hearing 'my boyfriend thinks I'm too smart for him', John turns into a giant squid of anger.
2010-09-06 I HATE PENNIES!!!! (Also Nickels.) 00:02:16 callback Mid-rant, John shouts that he is turning into a giant squid of anger, his recurring anger image.
2010-09-20 Life Is Like Pizza 00:02:07 callback John acts out the shouting style of discourse as a 'Giant Squid of Anger' that does not listen.
2010-11-26 p4a, Space Pasta, and Giant Squids of Anger 00:03:18 callback The new Giant Squid of Anger shirt, designed by Nerdfighter Vondell Swain, carries John's 'giant squid of anger'; it also titles the video.
2010-11-29 Giant Tortoise Coitus 00:02:50 callback John says Friday's giant squids will be 'not of anger, but of love', then plugs the Giant Squid of Anger shirt.
2010-11-29 John and Hank: The Out-Takes 00:02:16 callback John says he feels he invented the giant squid of anger so that Vondell could make the shirt image.
2010-12-03 Giant Squids OF LOVE 00:00:20 callback John declares himself a giant squid of anger, then puts the giant squid of anger in his heart aside for giant squids of love.

2011

date video use what is said
2011-02-09 NERDFIGHTERS UNITE! (in your pants) 00:02:02 callback John praises Nerdfighters for drawing 'regular squids of rational debate and source citation'.
2011-05-18 The Education Continuum WARNER CHILCOTTED 00:02:03 callback John declares himself a giant squid of anger over the claim that every answer in literature is equally correct.
2011-08-17 Hank's Question Tuesday DEBUT! 00:00:44 callback Hank says the giant squid of anger and the Star Wars sarlacc cannot share an evolutionary link, since genetic material cannot travel between galaxies.
2011-12-05 5 Worst Typos of History 00:00:01 callback John opens holding the giant squid of anger, which he says is reading his collected works.

2012

date video use what is said
2012-04-03 Idiotic Governance: How Our Political Discourse Hurts Our Economy 00:01:31 callback John declares himself a giant squid of anger over airlines keeping the lapsed FAA tax.

2018

date video use what is said
2018-08-24 The Top 10 John Green GIFs 00:00:31 callback Number 10 is John doing the giant squid of anger, probably posted by many people who have no idea who he is.

2023

date video use what is said
2023-12-24 John and Hank Hanging Out but they Keep Getting Younger and More Pixelated 02:16:13 callback For Black Friday, DFTBA Records lowers prices on new and old shirts, including the giraffe love, DFTBA University and Giant Squid of Anger shirts.