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Nerdfighter Fitness Challenge 2009 edition

project history · status: past edition (2009) · last event: milestone (2009-11-03)

Parts: John invites Nerdfighters to join the 2009 Nerdfighter Fitness Challenge via the Ning group (2009) · John asks Nerdfighters to suggest ridiculous fitness challenges (2009) · John challenges Hank to beat his Jumping Jack Push-Up Dance Move circuits (2009)

Later, under the same rule: John: punishment for accidentally CC'ing Hank on an email (2007) · Hank's 2007 punishment voted by viewers (for textual communication) · John asks Nerdfighters to suggest Hank's punishment for his email slip (2007) · Hank: embarrassing moment sock puppet theater (2007 punishment) · Hank asks Nerdfighters for punishment ideas after the brothers' instant-message slip (2007) · John asks Hank to help pick John's punishment on the forum (2007) · Hank: recreate his goth photo as punishment (2007) · John: do a half-naked dance in a golden bow tie as punishment (2007) · Hank asks John to clarify Hank's punishment by Friday (2007) · John asks viewers to suggest a song for his punishment dance (2007) · John: eat a blenderized Happy Meal, wax a leg and lick a cat, for a textual communication (2007) · John asks Nerdfighters to suggest punishments for Hank (2007) · Hank: eat a blenderized Christmas meal or give a one-hour public concert, as voted by Nerdfighters (2007) · John asks Nerdfighters to vote between two punishments for Hank (2007) · John: punishment for missing the Question Tuesday deadline (2008) · John asks Nerdfighters to suggest punishments for John and Hank (2008) · Hank: punishment for losing the Peeps contest and a video over four minutes (2008) · John: a video every day for a week, as punishment for his week and a half without videos (2008) · Hank: punishment for his over-four-minute 'Eight Days of Awesome' video (2008) · John asks Nerdfighters to suggest punishments for passing Oprah (2008) · John and Hank: Brotherhood 2.1, the Nerdfighters' punishment for passing Oprah (2008) · John asks Nerdfighters to vote for their favourite punishment options for passing Oprah (2008) · Hank asks viewers to vote on whether he should be punished for his late video (2008) · John asks Nerdfighters to vote on whether Hank should be punished for his 4:16 video (2008) · Hank: dress as Carrie Bradshaw, punishment for his 4:16 video (2008) · Hank asks viewers for suggestions for his punishment for the 4:16 video (2008) · John asks viewers to vote on whether he should be punished for his late Sunday video (May 2009) · Hank asks viewers to post punishment ideas for John's missed video (June 2009) · John: eat a viewer-voted fat sandwich for missing his Sunday video (2009) · Hank asks Nerdfighters to vote on the recipe for John's Carl's Jr. punishment (2009) · John: ride the Frog Hopper, punishment for Nerdfighters finding Gus Is a Bug (2009) · John asks Nerdfighters to suggest and vote on Hank's punishment (2009) · Hank: 15 hours in the Missoula Target for his 4:02 video (2009) · Hank asks Nerdfighters to suggest punishments for John (2009) · Hank asks viewers to suggest and vote on punishments for the brothers on YouTube Moderator (2010) · John: Fitness for Nerds workout video, punishment for a missed video (2010) · Hank: do a YouTube-style makeup tutorial by September 1 (2010) · Nerdfighters asked to suggest punishments for John's skipped Wednesday video and the Helen Hunt punishments (May 2011) · John: punishment for not posting a video on Wednesday (May 2011) · John: punishment earned by Nerdfighters getting Helen Hunt to see Hank's Helen Hunt video (2011) · Hank: punishment earned by Nerdfighters getting Helen Hunt to see his Helen Hunt video (2011) · Hank asks Nerdfighters to suggest gross ingredients for John's punishment sandwiches (June 2011) · Hank: punishment for missing a video (August 2011) · John asks viewers to suggest a replacement for his sandwich punishment, for Hank to pick (2011) · Live Question Tuesday at Carnegie Hall: electric shock for whoever is talking when time runs out (2012) · John: surprise punishment from Hank that will 'strike when he least expects it' (2012) · John asks Nerdfighters for punishment ideas in case Hank misses his VidCon-week Friday video (2012) · John: outstanding 2012 Kiva-deal punishment, ultimately an inkless tattoo (2012–2015) · Hank: his punishment owed under the 2012 Kiva deal, performed as the science of pain (2012) · John and Hank: a week of Brotherhood 2.0-style daily vlogs as punishment (2012) · Grace Helbig: punished for an over-four-minute guest video (2013) · John: punishment for his over-four-minute health-insurance video, ruled not educational by Our Pants (2013) · John asks Nerdfighters for punishment suggestions in comments (2013) · John asks Nerdfighters for punishment suggestions for Hank in the comments (2014) · Hank asks viewers to suggest John's punishment in the comments (2014) · John asks Hank to name the punishment John owes (2014) · John asks viewers for tattoo ideas for his inkless tattoo punishment, in comments (2015) · John: punishment for his over-four-minute P4A 2015 video (2015) · John asks Nerdfighteria whether they will really punish him for his over-four-minute video on refugee camps in Ethiopia (2015) · Hank: punishment for his over-four-minute tenth-anniversary video, to be performed live at NerdCon: Nerdfighteria (2016) · John asks Nerdfighters for suggestions for Hank's NerdCon: Nerdfighteria punishment in comments (2017) · John asks viewers, by survey, to grant him three weeks of unpunished vacation per year (2018) · Hank: a makeup challenge in a shock collar as punishment (2018) · Hank: punishment for accidentally uploading an over-four-minute Hank's Channel video to Vlogbrothers (2019)

About: Nerdfighter Fitness Challenge, Body mass index, Punishment, A Song About an Anglerfish

date event what video
2009-06-17 (said on 2009-06-16, implied) launched John announces the Vlogbrothers 2009 Fitness Challenge: in two months, run three miles, most consecutive push-ups, closest to ideal BMI; he proposes the loser be punished by Nerdfighteria. Half a Beard 00:01:34
2009-08-10 (said on 2009-08-09, implied) proposed John proposes extending the 2009 Nerdfighter Fitness Challenge to October 1st, opening it to all Nerdfighteria, with five ridiculous disciplines. HipPOTATOmus 00:01:45
2009-11-03 milestone John starts the first event of the 2009 Nerdfighter Fitness Challenge: circuits of Jumping Jack Push-Up Dance Move during Hank's anglerfish song; a dance move needs two distinct movements. This Machine Pwns n00bs! 00:00:47

Dates are upload dates, which set the order. Where the speaker gives a different recording date in the video, it is added as "said on YYYY-MM-DD, implied" (derived from the date said in the video).

What is said about it

11 statements, by date (the events above are the turns of the thread; these are the details).

  • 2009-06-17 (said on 2009-06-16, implied) · Half a Beard — John says he is about 20% bigger than he used to be; the Wii Fit he and Sarah got calculated his BMI and made his Mii portly. (playful, hedged) — 00:01:05
  • 2009-06-17 (said on 2009-06-16, implied) · Half a Beard — announcement: John announces the Vlogbrothers 2009 Fitness Challenge: in two months, a three-part contest - a three-mile run, consecutive push-ups, and getting closer to ideal BMI. — 00:01:34
  • 2009-06-17 (said on 2009-06-16, implied) · Half a Beard — John concedes BMI is unscientific and not that important but keeps it as a category; he is tempted to forfeit the push-ups. (playful) — 00:02:06
  • 2009-06-17 (said on 2009-06-16, implied) · Half a Beard — announcement: John: Confident of winning, John proposes that the loser be punished by Nerdfighteria. — 00:02:06
  • 2009-06-17 (said on 2009-06-16, implied) · Half a Beard — John has hired a personal trainer, a semi-professional strongman; in the first session he thought he would puke and was told to go ahead. (playful) — 00:02:06
  • 2009-06-20 · Neck Beards and Fitness Challenges — Hank got a Wii Fit, which will give him his body mass index; he doubts it will do more for his health than his $20 High School Musical 3 DDR dance pad. (playful) — 00:01:27
  • 2009-06-20 · Neck Beards and Fitness Challenges — Hank tells John he is ready to take him on in the fitness challenge, though he can't recall its name; he did six push-ups, his Wii Fit age went from 28 to 45, and his BMI went down. (playful) — 00:02:31
  • 2009-06-20 · Neck Beards and Fitness Challenges — Hank boasts he will beat John in body mass index: he started at 24 and says he only has to get to 22; he tells John to start doing push-ups. (playful) — 00:02:31
  • 2009-06-30 · Nerdfighter MARRIAGE PROPOSAL — John says he has lost about three pounds in the fitness challenge but expects Hank to win the BMI part, so he must focus on running and push-ups. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:00
  • 2009-08-10 (said on 2009-08-09, implied) · HipPOTATOmus — announcement: John offers three suggestions ('we') for the 2009 Nerdfighter Fitness Challenge: extend the deadline to October 1st, make it Hank vs John vs all Nerdfighteria, and five ridiculous disciplines. — 00:01:45
  • 2009-11-03 · This Machine Pwns n00bs! — announcement: John rules that, to count, a dance move must feature at least two distinct movements. — 00:01:08