Exciting Announcements and Mosquito-Borne Illnesses
2014-07-15 · letter vlog · John · 3:00 · watch on YouTube
Topic: Health (also: Nerdfighteria, Personal life, Global development) · mode: Personal update · tags: community lore, punishment or challenge, civic or action cta
John reports that Nerdfighters voted to turn on vlogbrothers pre-rolls with income split between the Foundation to Decrease World Suck and an educational video fund, announces a trip to East Africa with Bill Gates, and jokes about his mosquito-disease anxiety while noting how good US health infrastructure is.
What is said
The parts of the video and what is said in each (★ — how much it matters to the video).
00:00:00 — Greeting; today's video in three parts
00:00:06 — Part one, business: Nerdfighters voted to turn on pre-roll ads and split the income between FTDWS and an educational video fund
- ★★★ John reports that tens of thousands answered his question from last week (week of 7 July 2014); they voted overwhelmingly to turn on vlogbrothers pre-roll ads and split the income between the Foundation to Decrease World Suck and a fund for educational video projects. — 00:00:13 · Vlogbrothers, online advertising, Foundation to Decrease World Suck, world suck
- ★★ John says the brothers will do what the vote decided and promises Nerdfighters updates on how the money is spent. — 00:00:25 · Nerdfighteria
00:00:29 — John's tan and his haircut schedule after Hollywood
- ★ John jokes about his new tan from 'experimenting with outside' and says he controls his own haircut schedule for the first time in six months, since people in Hollywood have many opinions on haircut frequency. (playful) — 00:00:29
00:00:43 — Part two, exciting announcement: John is going to East Africa with Bill Gates
- ★★★ John announces he is going to East Africa with Bill Gates, excited to meet people doing important work in health and agriculture. — 00:00:45
- ★★ John says he hopes to learn a lot on the trip and make a bunch of videos. (hedged) — 00:00:57
00:00:59 — Part three, mosquito-borne illnesses: the CDC and Indiana State Department of Health pages feed John's health anxiety
- ★★ John says some of his anxiety centers on physical health; when giving him vaccines for the trip, his doctor told him to read the CDC pages on the places he'll visit, which was a terrible idea. (playful) — 00:01:06 · vaccine
- ★★ John relays the CDC pages: malaria mosquitoes bite mostly at night, yellow fever mosquitoes mainly by day, West Nile mosquitoes at dawn and dusk. — 00:01:19 · malaria
- ★★ His doctor then sent him to the Indiana State Department of Health webpage, which added warnings about arbovirus and chikungunya besides West Nile, leaving John more anxious, not less. (playful) — 00:01:40
- ★ John jokes that he is now, he thinks, the only person in history to have read the entire Indiana State Department of Health website. (playful, hedged) — 00:01:59
00:02:07 — US health infrastructure handles mosquito-borne illness well; John will see East Africa's health gains and remaining work
- ★★★ John says the US has excellent health facilities, information and infrastructure (clinic power rarely fails), which help it handle mosquito-borne and other communicable diseases relatively effectively. — 00:02:07 · United States
- ★★★ John says East Africa has dramatically improved health care and reduced infant mortality over the last twenty years; he is going to see this and how much work remains and where to help. — 00:02:21 · global health
00:02:31 — Behind the Beautiful Forevers book club video scheduled for next Tuesday
- ★★ John says he will make a bunch of videos from the trip, but they probably won't be uploaded while he is travelling. (hedged) — 00:02:31
- ★★ Meanwhile John will make a video on Behind the Beautiful Forevers, the Nerdfighter Book Club summer pick, and schedule it to upload next Tuesday (22 July 2014) so he doesn't get punished. — 00:02:34 · Punishment
- ★★ John urges anyone who hasn't read Behind the Beautiful Forevers to read it now: it will make next week's (week of 21 July 2014) video more enjoyable, and it's excellent. — 00:02:40
- ★ John says Behind the Beautiful Forevers won the Pulitzer Prize. — 00:02:45
- check: the Pulitzer Prize — doubtful
00:02:51 — Hank owes a punishment; John asks for suggestions; sign-off
- ★★★ John tells Hank he owes Nerdfighteria a punishment and asks Nerdfighters for punishment suggestions for Hank in the comments. — 00:02:51 · Punishment, Hank Green, Nerdfighteria
Humor (significant)
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John points out his new tan. — 00:00:29
“I've been experimenting a little bit with outside, although I can't, in good faith, recommend it.”
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John reads CDC pages saying different disease mosquitoes bite at night, by day, and at dawn and dusk. — 00:01:27
“I am going to a place where disease-ridden mosquitoes bite in shifts.”
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The state health page warns of chikungunya, which John cannot pronounce. — 00:01:49
“Hank, I don't want to be killed by something that I can't pronounce!”
Threads in this video
- result reported · John asks Nerdfighters to take the survey on pre-roll ads on vlogbrothers and on education content (2014) — John reports tens of thousands responded to his pre-roll question and voted overwhelmingly to turn on pre-rolls and split the income between FTDWS and an educational video fund. (00:00:13) → refers to The Future of Nerdfighteria
- announced · Vlogbrothers pre-roll ads and the Vlogbrothers Creator Grants (2014) — John says the brothers will turn on pre-roll ads on vlogbrothers and split the income between the Foundation to Decrease World Suck and a fund for educational video projects. (00:00:17)
- promised · John: keep Nerdfighters up to date on how the vlogbrothers pre-roll money is spent (2014) — John promises Nerdfighters the brothers will keep them up to date on how the pre-roll money is spent. (00:00:25)
- told · John's visit to rural health care in Ethiopia with the Gates Foundation (2014) — John announces he is going to East Africa with Bill Gates to meet people doing important work in health and agriculture. (00:00:45)
- promised · John: make a bunch of videos from his East Africa trip with Bill Gates (2014) — John says he will make a bunch of videos from the East Africa trip, though they probably won't be uploaded during the trip. (00:02:31)
- promised · John: upload a Behind the Beautiful Forevers book club video next Tuesday during his trip (July 2014) — John commits to make a Behind the Beautiful Forevers book club video, scheduled to upload next Tuesday (22 July 2014) so he doesn't get punished. (00:02:34)
- reminder · John points viewers to read Behind the Beautiful Forevers for the relaunched Nerdfighter Book Club (2014) — John tells those who haven't read Behind the Beautiful Forevers that now's the time, before next week's (week of 21 July 2014) video. (00:02:40)
- set · Hank: his punishment owed under the 2012 Kiva deal, performed as the science of pain (2012) — John tells Hank he owes Nerdfighteria a punishment (John gives no reason). (00:02:51)
- asked · John asks Nerdfighters for punishment suggestions for Hank in the comments (2014) — John asks Nerdfighters for punishment suggestions for Hank in the comments. (00:02:54)
Where the stories that moved here went next
- John asks Nerdfighters for punishment suggestions for Hank in the comments (2014) — reported back; last: result reported, 2014-08-01
- John asks Nerdfighters to take the survey on pre-roll ads on vlogbrothers and on education content (2014) — reported back; last: result reported, 2014-07-15
- John: keep Nerdfighters up to date on how the vlogbrothers pre-roll money is spent (2014) — open (updates through 2026, not reported done); last: progress update, 2026-10-09
- John: make a bunch of videos from his East Africa trip with Bill Gates (2014) — kept
- John: upload a Behind the Beautiful Forevers book club video next Tuesday during his trip (July 2014) — kept
- Hank: his punishment owed under the 2012 Kiva deal, performed as the science of pain (2012) — performed
- Vlogbrothers pre-roll ads and the Vlogbrothers Creator Grants (2014) — running; last: looked back, 2026-10-09
- John's visit to rural health care in Ethiopia with the Gates Foundation (2014) — told 4×, last update 2014; last: retold, 2014-09-30
Mentioned
Central: Behind the Beautiful Forevers · Bill Gates · East Africa · mosquito-borne disease · online advertising
Also: Projects: Foundation to Decrease World Suck · Nerdfighter Book Club
Organizations: Centers for Disease Control and Prevention · Indiana State Department of Health · Pulitzer Prize
Rituals: Punishment
Concepts: anxiety disorder · arbovirus · chikungunya · global health · infectious disease · malaria · vaccine · West Nile virus · yellow fever
Places: Hollywood · United States
fact: infant mortality rate
Also centred on Behind the Beautiful Forevers: Walking the Red Carpet: Thoughts from Los Angeles · Influence, Airports, and the Nerdfighter Book Club · Our Old Friend Complexity: Behind the Beautiful Forevers · Ambiguous Victories and Real Progress: Behind the Beautiful Forevers
Also centred on Bill Gates: Bill Gates and John Green Discuss Global Health · It's a Pizzamas Miracle! (Pizzamas Day 2) · What Can't a Billion Dollars Buy?
Replies to
- continues · The Future of Nerdfighteria — “in last week's video, I asked people if we should turn on pre-roll advertisements”
Later videos replying to this one
- 2014-07-18 · EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! (Hank) — answers (accept on Hank: his punishment owed under the 2012 Kiva deal, performed as the science of pain (2012); result on John asks Nerdfighters for punishment suggestions for Hank in the comments (2014)) — Hank accepts he has one punishment left and says a comment on John's video gave him a really good idea for it. (00:03:48)
- 2014-08-01 · PUNISHMENT OF PAIN AND SCIENCE! (Hank) — answers (perform on Hank: his punishment owed under the 2012 Kiva deal, performed as the science of pain (2012)) — Hank performs his owed punishment, inspired by a comment on John's video: explaining the science of pain while experiencing pain (slap, whip, muscle burn, funny bone, brain freeze, chili pepper). (00:00:02)