It's a Pizzamas Miracle! (Pizzamas Day 2)
2015-11-10 · list · John · 3:11 · watch on YouTube
Topic: Personal life (also: Nerdfighteria, Global development) · mode: Announcements · tags: calendar ritual, community lore, self promotion, fundraising ask, civic or action cta, self correction
On Pizzamas Day 2 John shaves his beard down to the Pizza John moustache, corrects the P4A start time to noon Eastern on December 11, plugs Pizzamas gear, tells the story of his not-Bill-Gates orchid, and calls for questions for a Question Tuesday on Thursday.
What is said
The parts of the video and what is said in each (★ — how much it matters to the video).
00:00:00 — Pizza John sweatshirt over Pizza John galaxy shirt; a commenter and Hank finally like his beard, so John shaves it: the Pizza John moustache is back
- ★★ After a Nerdfighter commenter and Hank both said they finally liked his beard, John declares it time to shave it and reveals his moustache as a Pizzamas miracle. (playful) — 00:00:13 · Pizzamas
00:00:37 — Part 1: correction - P4A begins at noon Eastern on December 11, when the livestream starts and videos should be uploaded; watch Hank's P4A video
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★★★ John corrects Hank: the Project for Awesome begins not at midnight but at noon Eastern on December 11, when the livestream begins. — 00:00:38 · Project for Awesome
“That was a lie. In fact, it begins at noon eastern time on December 11th.”
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★★ John tells Nerdfighters to upload their P4A videos at that time, noon Eastern on December 11; their videos could raise money for their favourite charities. — 00:00:48 · Project for Awesome, Nerdfighteria
- ★★ John describes the Project for Awesome as an annual charity event organized by Nerdfighteria. — 00:00:56 · Project for Awesome, Nerdfighteria
- ★ John recommends Hank's last video on P4A as very funny, with dance moves equal to or slightly better than Drake's. (playful) — 00:00:59 · Project for Awesome
00:01:08 — Part 2: other Pizza John gear only during Pizzamas (shoestrings, travel mug); the leaning Pisa shirt
- ★★ Besides the Pizza John T-shirts, other Pizza John gear such as shoestrings and a travel mug is available only during Pizzamas. — 00:01:08 · Pizza John, Pizzamas
00:01:26 — Part 3: the Bill Gates get-well orchid that died and was replaced by a Trader Joe's orchid; friends give John a plaque; the friends were in an Art Assignment dinner party
- ★★ After John got meningitis last year (2014), Bill Gates sent him a get-well-soon orchid, a thoughtful gesture John really appreciated. — 00:01:26
- ★★ At a recent dinner party John name-dropped the Bill Gates orchid; Sarah told him Bill Gates's orchid had died and this one came from Trader Joe's. (playful) — 00:01:35 · Sarah Urist Green
- ★★ A couple of weeks later a friend and his wife gave John a little plaque for the orchid reminding him it is not Bill Gates's orchid; John says he has great friends. (playful) — 00:02:07
- ★ The same friends took part in a recent Art Assignment episode that was also a dinner party, viewable on The Art Assignment. — 00:02:27 · The Art Assignment
00:02:34 — Part 4: dad jokes about the moustache; John will do a Question Tuesday on Thursday and asks for brief questions
- ★★ John says he is going to do a Question Tuesday on Thursday because it seems like the right time. — 00:02:47 · Question Tuesday
- ★★ John asks Nerdfighters for questions, preferably brief ones, in the comments. — 00:02:52 · Nerdfighteria, Question Tuesday
00:02:55 — Sign-off; P.S. Alice asks what is on his face
Humor (significant)
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Since a commenter and Hank finally like his beard, John says it can only mean one thing and shaves it off with "movie magic". — 00:00:27
“It's a Pizzamas miracle, Hank, my moustache is back!”
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John name-drops his get-well orchid from Bill Gates at a dinner party, until Sarah quietly corrects him. — 00:01:59
“Bill Gates's orchid died. We got this orchid at Trader Joe's.”
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After admitting he cannot believe he is uploading this, John reflects on the moustache. — 00:02:39
“the moustache is kind of growing on me actually Hank, both literally and figuratively.”
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P.S.: John's daughter Alice asks what is on his face; he says a moustache and she repeats it as "mustask". — 00:03:04
“I actually already made that joke.”
Threads in this video
- callback · John's Pizza John mustache, worn on camera as a recurring bit (2011) — John shaves his beard on camera and declares it a Pizzamas miracle that his moustache is back. (00:00:27)
- rule change · P4A 2015 edition — John corrects Hank's midnight start: the Project for Awesome begins at noon Eastern on December 11, when the livestream begins. (00:00:38) → refers to Enjoy My Stupid Dancing! (Pizzamas Day 1)
- reminder · Hank invites viewers to make P4A 2015 videos for their favorite charities (2015) — John corrects Hank: P4A begins at noon Eastern on December 11, which is when Nerdfighters should upload their P4A videos. (00:00:48) → refers to Enjoy My Stupid Dancing! (Pizzamas Day 1)
- reminder · Hank and John ask viewers to buy Pizzamas 2015 shirts and products at DFTBA.com before the sale ends (2015) — John notes Pizza John T-shirts and other gear such as shoestrings and a travel mug are available only during Pizzamas. (00:01:12)
- retold · John's viral meningitis and hospitalisation (2014) — John recalls getting meningitis last year (2014), after which Bill Gates sent him a get-well orchid. (00:01:30)
- told · John's Bill Gates get-well orchid turns out to be a Trader Joe's replacement (2015) — John tells how he name-dropped his Bill Gates get-well orchid at a dinner party until Sarah revealed it had died and been replaced with one from Trader Joe's; friends later gave him a plaque. (00:01:35)
- promised · John: do a Question Tuesday on Thursday during Pizzamas (November 2015) — John commits to doing a Question Tuesday on Thursday (12 November 2015). (00:02:47)
- asked · John asks Nerdfighters for brief questions in comments for his Question Tuesday on Thursday (November 2015) — John asks Nerdfighters for questions, preferably brief, in the comments for his Question Tuesday. (00:02:52)
- milestone · Pizzamas 2015 edition — Besides the Pizza John T-shirts, other Pizza John gear such as shoestrings and a travel mug is available only during Pizzamas. (00:01:08)
Where the stories that moved here went next
- John asks Nerdfighters for brief questions in comments for his Question Tuesday on Thursday (November 2015) — reported back; last: result reported, 2015-11-12
- John: do a Question Tuesday on Thursday during Pizzamas (November 2015) — kept; last: promised, 2015-11-10
- P4A 2015 edition — completed; last: outcome, 2016-11-01
- Pizzamas 2015 edition — completed; last: outcome, 2015-11-20
Mentioned
Central: Bill Gates · Pizzamas · Project for Awesome
Also: People: Alice Green · Drake · Sarah Urist Green
Projects: The Art Assignment
Organizations: Trader Joe's
Rituals: Question Tuesday
Terms: Pizza John
Concepts: meningitis · moustache
Places: Pisa
Also centred on Bill Gates: Exciting Announcements and Mosquito-Borne Illnesses · Bill Gates and John Green Discuss Global Health · What Can't a Billion Dollars Buy?
Replies to
- corrects · Enjoy My Stupid Dancing! (Pizzamas Day 1) — “Hank, yesterday you said that the Project for Awesome begins at midnight on December 11th.”
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