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The Juiciest Hank in the World

2024-02-23 · collab / interview · Hank, Tyler Thrasher · 5:48 · watch on YouTube

Topic: Nerdfighteria · mode: Comedy & performance · tags: calendar ritual, guest or collab, community lore, self promotion

Hank says P4A 2024 was the largest Project for Awesome ever, raising over $3.5 million, and, too busy for a regular video, shares a livestream clip in which Tyler Thrasher asks him would-you-rather questions (juiciest Hank, escaping as an ant, an item for 15th-century Europe, giving birth to a snail, death in space); he closes by plugging a Denver-area stand-up show.

What is said

The parts of the video and what is said in each (★ — how much it matters to the video).

00:00:00 — Post-P4A mess, the record P4A total, and why this week's video is a livestream clip

  • ★ Hank is still surrounded by confetti and trash after the P4A, has not cleaned, and ate a baked bean ice cream sundae, which was good. (playful) — 00:00:00 · Project for Awesome
  • ★★★ Hank says the Project for Awesome 2024 was the largest of all time, raising over 3.5 million dollars in total. — 00:00:00 · Project for Awesome
  • ★★ Too busy for a regular video despite many complicated video ideas, Hank has edited one of his favorite P4A pieces, with Tyler Thrasher, into this video. — 00:00:00 · Project for Awesome

00:00:42 — Would-you-rather questions from Tyler Thrasher on the P4A livestream: juicy Hank, ant-sized Hank, a 15th-century gift, moth or snail, death in space, the crystal wizard hat

  • ★★ Hank would rather be the juiciest Hank in the world than the driest: any human is far juicier than dry, so max juicy is closer. (playful) — 00:00:42
  • ★ Hank would rather have gummy teeth than noodle fingers, because fingers matter more to him than teeth. (playful) — 00:01:16
  • ★★ Shrunk to ant size, Hank would eat spilled Nerds, hide from Katherine, then spell out a crumb message asking her to fetch Tyler from Oklahoma to restore him. (joke) — 00:01:39 · Katherine Green
  • ★★ Asked what to take to 15th-century Europe, Hank would choose understandable, hand-made-looking mechanical technology, such as a microscope, an older telescope or a watch, not something too far ahead. (hypothetical) — 00:02:41 · Europe
  • ★ Hank would rather give birth to a slimy snail than a moth, out of the butt, since the slime helps and he could keep it as a pet. (joke) — 00:03:27
  • ★★ Hank would rather experience death in space than in a volcano, thinking space death less painful and probably faster. (hypothetical, hedged) — 00:04:10
  • ★★ Hank notes that a person would float on lava, since it is liquid rock with the density of rock. — 00:04:10
  • ★★ In space, earbuds would pop out because any air trapped in the inner ear would expand. — 00:04:39
  • ★★ Hank shows a crystal wizard hat he commissioned from an artist who goes by the Felt Forge on Instagram, perfect for a livestream. — 00:04:39 · Instagram

00:05:21 — Jared's dry outro, sign-off, and Hank's stand-up show at Comedy Works South

  • ★★ In the outro a character calling himself Jared says he would have answered differently and would desperately like to be dry. (joke) — 00:05:21
  • ★★ Hank will perform his show at Comedy Works South on March 18 for people in Denver, Colorado Springs and Boulder. — 00:05:21

In the description and comments

Humor (dominant)

  • Asked whether he'd rather be the juiciest or driest Hank in the world, Hank picks juicy. — 00:00:42

    “Average Hank, even average any human, is far juicier than they are dry.”

  • Hank prefers losing solid food over liquid food, keeping to the juicy theme. — 00:01:16

    “Juicy Hank is going to move you.”

  • Shrunk to ant size, Hank plans to spell out a crumb message on his office carpet for Katherine. — 00:02:16

    “Catherine, it's Hank. I've been turned into an ant by evil wizard Tyler Thrasher.”

  • Asked to give birth to a moth or a snail, through a hole of his choice, Hank picks the butt. — 00:03:27

    “The butt is the part of my body that's most used to having stuff come out of it.”

  • Dying in a volcano with a favorite snack, Hank notes you would float on the lava. — 00:04:10

    “So you're just like on there, like a hamburger on that grill, eating, eating Cool Ranch Cheerios.”

  • An outro character, Jared, says he would have answered the questions differently. — 00:05:21

    “For example, I would desperately like to be dry.”

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Mentioned

Central: Project for Awesome · Tyler Thrasher

Also: People: Katherine Green

Organizations: Comedy Works · Instagram

Places: Boulder, Colorado · Colorado · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Denver · Europe · Oklahoma

Products: Cheerios · Nerds

Only in the description or credits: The Felt Forge

Also centred on Tyler Thrasher: Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff!

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