All statements about in your pants
92 statements about in your pants in 68 videos, by upload date.
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2007
- 2007-01-23 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 23rd — Hank says he was recently at Maureen Johnson's blog, about a long conversation John, Johnson and Lockhart had on the suffix 'in your pants': every book title gets better with it. (playful) — 00:01:57
- 2007-01-23 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 23rd — Hank applies the suffix to books in the cabin: The Dance of the Dissident Daughter, Present Moment Wonderful Moment, Stumbling on Happiness, The Left Hand of Darkness and a student bible. (joke) — 00:02:28
- 2007-01-24 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 24, 2007 — John applies the 'in-your-pants rule' to books from his home library: Getting the Girl, The Mystery of the Golden Spheres, Rabbit at Rest, The Cheese Monkeys, Everyman, The Stranger and more. (playful, hedged) — 00:01:24
- 2007-01-24 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 24, 2007 — John: The list continues with The Little Drummer Girl, The Sun Also Rises, The Thin Man, The Echo Maker and Everything That Rises Must Converge. (joke) — 00:01:46
- 2007-01-24 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 24, 2007 — John adds an addendum to the rule: sometimes 'in your pants' isn't the funniest addition; funniest is 'Will You Miss Me When I'm Gone… From Your Pants'. (playful, hedged) — 00:02:31
- 2007-01-24 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 24, 2007 — John says he believes 'Will You Miss Me When I'm Gone' is an old Carter Family tune, and sings it with 'from your pants'. (hedged) — 00:03:00
- 2007-01-26 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 26, 2007 — John: Unsure what the store would sell, John says it would be called 'The Blind Assassin in Your Pants', apologising that he can't stop himself. (joke) — 00:02:29
- 2007-01-29 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 29th — Hank: Today's video is short because last night Hank and his friends spent a long time creating a project inspired by John, which he shares. — 00:00:11
- 2007-01-29 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 29th — Hank: The project is a performance of 'Will You Miss Me When I'm Gone From Your Pants', the old song with the 'from your pants' suffix. (playful) — 00:00:50
- 2007-01-30 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 30, 2007 — John: Offering in-your-pants jokes, John asks Hank and viewers which is funnier: 'Everyone Poops in My Pants' or 'Everyone Poops in Your Pants'. (playful) — 00:01:22
- 2007-01-31 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 31st — Hank: Agreeing with most commenters, Hank rules 'in my pants' funnier: 'Everyone Poops in My Pants' is a sad story, and sad poop stories are funnier than funny ones. (playful) — 00:02:13
- 2007-02-07 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 7, 2007 — John: In the story Hank's small problem is that everyone poops in his pants: each morning crowds surround his house chanting for his pants. (fiction) — 00:00:10
- 2007-02-09 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 9, 2007 — John: While loading the washer John pulls out The Naked and the Dead, announcing it as 'the naked and the dead in my pants'. (joke) — 00:00:33
- 2007-02-23 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 23, 2007: Books — John adds 'in your pants' to the title of the picture book The Day Nobody Shared. (joke) — 00:00:57
- 2007-04-24 · Brotherhood 2.0: April 24: Moving — John: Hank's 'celebrity do list' (a commenter's term) reminds John of his own list, which he keeps in his copy of 'How to Be a Lady in Your Pants'. (playful) — 00:00:10
- 2007-05-02 · Brotherhood 2.0: May 2: Book Banning — John: After adding 'in your pants' to the title, John says that joke is the dirtiest thing about the book: nothing in it is inappropriate for teens, or even ten-year-olds. (playful) — 00:00:52
- 2007-05-09 · My 9th: Singing and Randy — announcement: Hank officially accepts John's challenge to write a song every two weeks, which 'the other guy from Will You Miss Me When I'm Gone From Your Pants' suggested; he will sing on each of his Wednesdays. — 00:00:10
- 2007-05-29 · Brotherhood 2.0: May 29: The Goth Scene and Evil Ladies — John: Adding 'in your pants' to the title, John wonders which goth scene is meant: people listening to The Cure, or armies massacring each other. (joke) — 00:01:08
- 2007-06-05 · Jun 5th: S-S-S-Somethin From the Forum — Hank names the forum 'My Pants', so discussions can be continued 'in my pants' with a double meaning, calling it one of his more brilliant ideas. (playful) — 00:02:06
- 2007-06-06 · June 6th: Lindsay Lohan's Bikini and My Pants — John is happy people 'in my pants' discuss what it means to be human, like whether George W. Bush is evil enough for the Evil Baby Orphanage. (playful) — 00:01:35
- 2007-06-06 · June 6th: Lindsay Lohan's Bikini and My Pants — John wishes everyone a great day in his pants and says he is not going to get tired of that joke. (playful) — 00:02:04
- 2007-06-07 · June 7: Weather and My Pants — Hank reports that overnight the forum 'My Pants' reached over 300 registered users, who had posted about a thousand posts. — 00:01:46
- 2007-06-08 · Brotherhood 2.0: June 8: Studying the Clues — John's 'clue in my pants' turns out to be evil-baby drawings: evil baby Stalin and, he thinks, evil baby Hitler. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:43
- 2007-06-08 · Brotherhood 2.0: June 8: Studying the Clues — announcement: John: Moving has taught John that he owns a lot of tote bags; he says he will give them all away 'in my pants', the forum. (playful) — 00:02:16
- 2007-06-19 · June 19: GOOD LUCK JOHN — Hank: A woman came up and asked Hank about his Brotherhood 2.0 'In my pants' shirt, which he found brave, since he rarely asks strangers about their t-shirts. — 00:01:38
- 2007-06-27 · June 27: Good Morning John, it's Wednesday — Hank jokes that after the dancing something is going on in his pants: it is spam, playing on 'in my pants' to introduce the forum spam. (playful) — 00:01:49
- 2007-07-19 · July 19: A Day in the Life of a Writer (Who Has No Friends) — announcement: John is working on a part of his new novel about 150 pages in, and reads its prologue as a hint because people 'in my pants' debate what the book is about. — 00:01:32
- 2007-07-24 · July 24: More Harry Potter?! — ask: Hank invites nerdfighters 'into my pants' to give their opinion on why Harry Potter is such a gigantic phenomenon. — 00:02:05
- 2007-07-25 · July 25: Brotherhood 2.0's Youtube Comments Are Answered! — John defines a nerdfighter as a regular person made out of awesome instead of tissues, cells and organs; nerdfighters hang out on the forum 'in my pants' and embroider pillows. (playful) — 00:01:40
- 2007-07-31 · July 31: HP, Secret Siblings, and Books — John notes both books obey the 'in your pants' rule. (joke) — 00:01:23
- 2007-08-16 · Re: Vlog 6: Secret Siblinghood! — Hank looks forward to Melissa's Current Affairs Nerdfighter song, or seeing it 'in my pants', and will keep watching her videos if she keeps watching his. — 00:01:46
- 2007-08-16 · August 16th: Finding — and Licking — a Cat — John still thinks the Evil Baby Orphanage has tremendous potential as some kind of creative project, and that Nerdfighters are discussing it well in the forum. (hedged) — 00:00:57
- 2007-08-20 · August 20th: Winner, South Dakota — John: So many Nerdfighters are in the forum that the site sometimes goes down; John thanks Hank for working on it. (playful) — 00:02:22
- 2007-08-22 · August 22nd: Um. Uh. IN YOUR PANTS — John declares that 'in your pants' jokes never get old, like the family in Tuck Everlasting, and runs through literary titles 'in your pants'. (joke) — 00:02:37
- 2007-08-24 (said on 2007-08-23, implied) · August 23rd: John's Secret Project Part 1 — a guest: One greeter offers 'Had hip party by John' as an anagram of 'happy birthday, John'; another ends a greeting with 'In my pants'. (joke) — 00:04:29
- 2007-09-04 · September 4th: Negative Suck Cubed Equals Awesome — John praises Hank for turning the Brotherhood2.com problems into the new Brotherhood2.com: the WikiWikiWookie is back and the forum 'my pants' is busy again. (playful) — 00:02:17
- 2007-09-18 · September 18: In Defense of Chris Crocker — John says a secret sibling's video pointed out that adding 'in your pants' to Hardy Boys titles is unusually often hilarious, and he does it to Nancy Drew and Hardy Boys titles. (playful) — 00:02:03
- 2007-10-01 · October 1st: Stuff on Heads...dot com??? — announcement: Hank will start a thread about it on the forum 'my pants', which he says is now fully restored. — 00:02:01
- 2007-10-02 · Oct. 2nd: Brotherhood 2.0 on the Road (Literally) — John: Pants from the Nerdfighter pants outlet would bear pineapples, 'the international sign for welcome', as in 'welcome to my pants'. (joke) — 00:01:40
- 2007-10-08 · October 8th: Zombies v. Unicorns — John says something matters a little more than the presidential debate they have had for months on the forum ('in my pants'): he is appalled that Hank prefers unicorns to zombies. (playful) — 00:01:35
- 2007-10-23 · October 23rd: Some Explaining to Do… — Hank is in Georgia for the wedding of the two friends who helped with 'Will You Miss Me When I'm Gone From Your Pants'; one of them, Brian, won't turn to the camera. — 00:00:10
- 2007-11-12 · November 12th: Brotherhood Clue Point Oh! — Hank: Nerdfighters anagrammed a phrase on the dollar bill to 'four-part harmony', leading them to Hank's video singing 'Will You Miss Me When I'm Gone From Your Pants' with three friends. — 00:00:54
- 2007-11-29 · November 29th: sXePhil, Leaky Brains and a Secret Project — Hank: For newcomers Hank explains that Nerdfighters and 'secret siblings in my pants' have teamed up to decrease world suck with a scavenger hunt; he calls it 'pretty jokes' and apologises for the terminology. (playful) — 00:00:10
- 2007-11-30 · Nov. 30th: A CHRISTMAS RANT — ask: John says there is no scavenger hunt clue this weekend; instead Nerdfighters should go to the forum ('my pants') and help solve 'our identity crisis'. — 00:02:36
- 2007-12-14 · Dec. 14th: John and Maureen Johnson: LIVE FROM NEW YORK CITY — John notes Maureen Johnson 'went to my pants' (the forum), still funny after eight months; she started a thread there on what you would do with John Green on your couch for a night. (playful) — 00:01:27
- 2007-12-24 · THE NERDFIGHTER HAPPY DANCE PROJECT — Debbie Kitto: The tribute lists what the brothers brought: intelligent humor, blended meals, 'In My Pants', DFTBA, songs on Wednesday, stuff on heads, awesome and togetherness. — 00:08:13
- 2007-12-28 · Dec. 28th: John's Last Brotherhood 2.0 Video — John's tripod is a stack of books, one of them 'Pompeii: Tales from an Eruption', which he adds 'In Your Pants' to. (playful) — 00:01:19
- 2007-12-28 · Dec. 28th: John's Last Brotherhood 2.0 Video — John: Busy grown-up siblings living across the country lack time for games like adding 'In Your Pants' to book titles; John calls knowing your siblings as adults an increasingly rare pleasure. (hedged) — 00:01:20
- 2007-12-28 · Dec. 28th: John's Last Brotherhood 2.0 Video — John says Nerdfighters are about a made-of-awesome book by a woman in Australia going to a baby in the US, raising money and awareness for causes, and a supportive community of friends 'in my pants'. — 00:02:41
- 2007-12-28 · Dec. 28th: John's Last Brotherhood 2.0 Video — John signs off to Nerdfighters 'in my pants', thanks Hank for all of this and says he'll see him on Monday. — 00:03:30
- 2007-12-31 · Dec 31: Goodbye Brotherhood 2.0 — both: The song lists the year's in-jokes: thinking about 'my pants' (the forum) makes them do their happy dance, along with 'Peels' (unclear), shirtless pictures and wax on John's chin. (playful) — 00:01:24
Also named in: Helen Hunt, Brotherhood 2.0: July 2nd: The Law of Compound Nerdfighting, July 3: Decepticons, July 9: The Punishment Fiasco, Brotherhood 2.0: Harry and the Potters are Nerdfighters!, July 27: How Nerdfighters Drop Insults, August 2nd: Airports and Box Fans, August 8th: The Lawn and the Fury, August 27th: Thanks Yous and Cameos, August 28th: Starring Mom, October 12th: Carbon Re-Neutralizing Brotherhood 2.0, November 8th: SUGAR HIGH!, December 7th: Fight Night with the Green Bros., Dec 18th: The Project for Awesome and Question Tuesday!!!
2008
- 2008-02-14 · The Puff Pwns Gravity — John had thought the 'in your pants' joke had run its course until a nerdfighter checking in books for third graders found 'Pooh Gets Stuck'. (playful) — 00:02:05
- 2008-04-08 · Nerdfighting in Bangladesh — John: The children Shawn works with may not know in-your-pants jokes, speak English or have fast internet, but they are still part of us. — 00:02:20
- 2008-04-21 · Belated Book-tacular Questions — recommendation: John: For the 'in your pants' game, John's favorite book title at the moment is Amy Krouse Rosenthal's Little Pea. (playful) — 00:01:22
- 2008-05-18 · A CUTETACULAR INTRODUCTION! — John shows gifts Nerdfighters brought the brothers in Grand Rapids: a ceramic DFTBA cup and a book called 'Scruffy Teddy Likes to Play in Your Pants'. — 00:00:30
Also named in: Happy (Belated) Birthday, Hank, Book Eight...Another Harry Potter Song, A Video about Videos, Berlin and Let it Snow (in Your Pants), Sharing Presents in Westport
2009
- 2009-02-08 · All Aboard the Fail Boat — John says Nerdfighteria takes the attack on women's pants personally: the in-your-pants book-title joke is funny, a hoopskirt designed to rob women of power is not, and Williamson will not take his in-your-pants jokes. (playful) — 00:01:33
- 2009-06-01 · DFTBA Street Team In Your Pants — announcement: Hank: Rather than only plug his label in the gap John left, Hank shares a clip he took at LeakyCon of Maureen Johnson explaining where the 'in your pants' phenomenon began. (playful) — 00:00:44
- 2009-06-01 · DFTBA Street Team In Your Pants — Maureen Johnson: As E. Lockhart sought a title for what became The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks, Maureen, staring at John's cream cheese, proposed adding 'in your pants' to any title; Looking for Alaska and An Abundance of Katherines came first. (playful) — 00:02:00
- 2009-06-01 · DFTBA Street Team In Your Pants — Maureen Johnson: Maureen says they played the game for the rest of the day and got nothing else done, and that is how the movement started, because John doesn't know how to eat. (playful) — 00:02:23
- 2009-07-26 · Volunteering (In Your Pants) — John recounts that he and Maureen Johnson discovered in a coffee shop that adding 'in your pants' to book titles makes them funnier, and runs through examples. (playful) — 00:00:37
- 2009-07-26 · Volunteering (In Your Pants) — John says the foundation chooses books with people in the camps, based on what they need and want (after joking it picks the best in-your-pants jokes). (playful) — 00:02:24
- 2009-09-12 (said on 2009-09-11, implied) · Special Friday Video! (On Saturday) — John is excited to see Nerdfighters seeking political office, joking that the Nerdfighter agenda is 'in your pants' book titles and puppy-sized elephants. (playful) — 00:02:51
- 2009-10-06 · Victoria Beckham In Your Pants — John restates the 'in your pants' rule: adding the words to the end of a book title often makes it funnier, and Nerdfighters keep finding examples, the last being 'Pooh Gets Stuck'. (playful) — 00:00:00
- 2009-10-06 · Victoria Beckham In Your Pants — John says a Nerdfighter may have found an even better example: Victoria Beckham's book 'That Extra Half an Inch', subtitled 'Hair, Heels, and Everything in Between'. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:32
- 2009-12-13 · Eyelash Malaria — John notes he pointed at his pants but wants the questions left in the comments, not in his pants. (joke) — 00:03:27
- 2009-12-27 · How To Be a Nerdfighter: A Vlogbrothers FAQ — John says 'in your pants' was discovered by Maureen Johnson: adding it to book titles makes them funnier, e.g. The Sun Also Rises and A Spot of Bother. (playful) — 00:02:38
Also named in: Winners and Winners and Ningmasters, Question Tuesday, So Jokes: Video EP, HAPPY JOHN DAY!!!, 100 QUESTIONS ANSWERED!!!!!!!, Adorable Puppy Explains Health Care Bill
2010
- 2010-01-22 · ThisIsNotJohn — Maureen Johnson: She describes herself as a friend of John's and fellow YA author, probably best known to Nerdfighters as the originator of the 'In Your Pants' joke. (hedged) — 00:00:00
- 2010-04-19 · I Shall BLOW YOUR MIND — ask: Hank: Noting people react differently to knowing we are on a tiny pale blue dot, Hank asks viewers to leave their reactions in the comments ('in my pants'). — 00:03:03
- 2010-06-21 · You're Gonna Die — John tells Hank they and everyone they love will die, and one day no one will remember the books, World Cups, proofs or in-your-pants jokes, as if they never happened. — 00:00:00
- 2010-08-20 · The Fox Hat IS REAL, but Are Zombies People? — John: In 'important developments in the field of your pants', John announces that a UK Nerdfighter has found a children's book called The Sweaty Yeti. (playful) — 00:03:18
- 2010-12-10 · Project for Awesome and Thoughts from DC — announcement: Hank tells video makers to get the P4A thumbnail from 'the links in my pants' (the description); only YouTube partners can change thumbnails, so others should put 'Project for Awesome' or 'P4A' in title and tags. — 00:00:31
Also named in: The Marriage Ref SUCKS, Advice on First Kisses, Stalkers, College Majors, and More, Viacom PWNED on Piracy, I Hung out with Snookie...Accidentally, Tongue Twisters, My Zombie Apocalypse Novella
2011
- 2011-02-09 · NERDFIGHTERS UNITE! (in your pants) — John piles up old in-jokes: pizza in the mustache, the singamajig, his puppy-sized elephant, the Dread Pirate Fireball Wilson Roberts and French the Llama, Tender Morsels in your pants. (playful) — 00:00:18
- 2011-02-09 · NERDFIGHTERS UNITE! (in your pants) — announcement: John announces that some Nerdfighters are building Your Pants, like the old forum My Pants but yours; hopefully live within a week at yourpants.org, for friendships and decreasing world suck. (hedged) — 00:02:23
- 2011-02-11 · 200 People in Your Pants — Hank and his team worked all day and late into the night on Your Pants, including integrating Facebook; he is very tired from coding CSS and hacking it. — 00:00:02
- 2011-02-11 · 200 People in Your Pants — Hank: The Your Pants Facebook application produces messages like 'Are you sure you want to remove Your Pants?', which Hank says sounds like a bad text-based romance simulator. (playful) — 00:00:10
- 2011-02-11 · 200 People in Your Pants — Hank asked on Twitter for Your Pants logos and got a lot, many really great; 'the consensus in my heart' goes to Vondell Swain's logo, which invites people to make the YP sign with their pants, with a friend. — 00:02:27
- 2011-02-11 · 200 People in Your Pants — announcement: Hank opens Your Pants for business, but only to the first 200 people, a limited public release so that nothing crashes or breaks. — 00:03:05
- 2011-02-11 · 200 People in Your Pants — ask: Hank asks viewers to go to Your Pants right now and sign up if they can. — 00:03:18
- 2011-02-11 · 200 People in Your Pants — announcement: Hank says they will 'theoretically' open Your Pants to everyone very soon. (hedged) — 00:03:24
- 2011-02-14 · CHUBBY BUNNY...blergh! — John congratulates Hank on Your Pants. (playful) — 00:02:10
- 2011-02-16 · This Video Brought to you by Nyquil — Hank: Exploring Your Pants, Hank found some of his favourite threads in the history of all forums, such as one where sciency people blow minds, linked in the doobly-doo. — 00:01:37
- 2011-02-16 · This Video Brought to you by Nyquil — Hank describes a Your Pants thread whose Palestinian and Israeli members decided to collaborate and become one thread. — 00:01:49
- 2011-02-16 · This Video Brought to you by Nyquil — Hank likes a Your Pants thread where people tell how they became Nerdfighters: everyone finds the videos a different way. — 00:02:11
- 2011-04-29 · Peanut Butter Face Question Tuesday — John explains the 'in your pants' rule: their friend Maureen Johnson discovered that book titles are funnier with 'in your pants' added, and gives examples. — 00:01:31
- 2011-06-29 · THE FAULT IN OUR STARS — ask: John delegates the Sharpie colour to a poll in Your Pants, linked in the doobly-doo. — 00:01:10
- 2011-07-08 · Kill the Dollar Bill! — ask: John: Viewers are deciding which Sharpie colour John will use to sign the books: the poll in Your Pants is linked in the doobly-doo, so vote. — 00:02:49
- 2011-11-28 · Stuffed with STUFF! — Hank explains the Your Pants forum buckles under 10,000 Nerdfighters; they are negotiating for hosting that won't crash or cost about $500 a month, and expect it back by January at the latest. — video description
- 2011-11-28 · Stuffed with STUFF! — Hank says the fight to bring back the Your Pants forum continues and apologises that it has taken so long. — 00:00:58
Also named in: Signing Psychosis, BlizzCon, TFiOS, Awesome Adventures, and URLatron
2012
- 2012-01-02 · Changes to Vlogbrothers — John says five years ago he would never have guessed there would be a Nerdfighteria, a Project for Awesome, In Your Pants jokes or an Evil Baby Orphanage (which still doesn't exist but should). — 00:00:00
- 2012-01-02 · Changes to Vlogbrothers — announcement: John: Change two: John says the Your Pants forum has been down for several months because of Russian hackers but is coming back this week (week of 2 January 2012). (playful) — 00:01:08
- 2012-06-19 · Solving Your Problems! — recommendation: John: To find local Nerdfighters, John points to Facebook, the Ning and Your Pants, where there are many location-specific Nerdfighter groups. (playful) — 00:03:16
2023
- 2023-12-24 · John and Hank Hanging Out but they Keep Getting Younger and More Pixelated — both: A Nerdfighter dictionary lightning round defines puppy-sized elephants, stuff on heads, French the llama, puff levels, Decepticons, the Giant Squid of Anger, tiny chicken disease, secret siblings, in your pants and the gang sign. — 02:18:41
Also named in other years (nothing said): The World Needs More Magic (2013-07-09)