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John asks Hank whether he put Red Green's poop in the family Nintendo (2010)

ask · status: reported back · last event: result reported (2023-11-17) · owner: John

In March 2010 John asked Hank whether he had put Red Green's poop in the family Nintendo; Hank denied it and blamed Red Green, and in June John dropped the accusation and apologized, saying the poop may never have existed.

Part of: Red Green's poop in the brothers' childhood Nintendo

About: Nintendo Entertainment System, Red

date event what video
2010-03-05 asked John asks Hank to answer honestly whether he put Red Green's poop in the Nintendo or Red Green was a pooping genius, expecting the answer on Monday. (playful) Red Green, the Nintendo, and HANK 00:02:54
2010-03-08 result reported Hank answers John's question: he did not put poop in the Nintendo; Red Green did it on his own. (playful) → refers to Red Green, the Nintendo, and HANK GIGANTIC CHICKEN EGG!! 00:00:00
2010-06-02 (said on 2010-06-01, implied) result reported John recalls that Hank denied putting poop in the Nintendo and blamed Red Green himself. The Case of the Poopy Nintendo 00:00:00
2010-06-30 closed John drops his accusation and apologizes to Hank for blaming him and Red Green for poop that may never have existed. Poopy Nintendo Mystery SOLVED WITH SCIENCE 00:02:53
2023-11-17 result reported Hank recalls that the channel spent a long time trying to figure out whether their childhood dachshund pooped in their Nintendo. (playful) WHAT AM I DOING 00:00:31

Dates are upload dates, which set the order. Where the speaker gives a different recording date in the video, it is added as "said on YYYY-MM-DD, implied" (derived from the date said in the video).

What is said about it

13 statements, by date (the events above are the turns of the thread; these are the details).

  • 2010-03-05 · Red Green, the Nintendo, and HANK — John concludes that either Hank put the poop in the Nintendo or Red Green, in a jealous fit, projectile-pooped into it, which he cannot rule out. (playful, hedged) — 00:02:23
  • 2010-03-08 · GIGANTIC CHICKEN EGG!! — Hank, answering John, insists he did not put poop in the Nintendo and offers a 'satisfaction guaranteed' argument in five points. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2010-03-08 · GIGANTIC CHICKEN EGG!! — Hank's second point: Red Green was a smart, bad dog; a black light Hank got in high school in the 90s showed Red had peed hundreds of times in his room. (playful) — 00:00:29
  • 2010-03-08 · GIGANTIC CHICKEN EGG!! — Hank argues that Red Green soiled almost every part of their home, so it was only a matter of time before some got into the Nintendo. (playful) — 00:00:52
  • 2010-03-08 · GIGANTIC CHICKEN EGG!! — Hank's third point: dogs normally pick out important items and mark them, and the Nintendo was an important item that would not slip past Red. (playful) — 00:00:52
  • 2010-03-08 · GIGANTIC CHICKEN EGG!! — Hank's final point: it was their shared Nintendo, which he loved too and would never endanger; he compares it to John and a ninth-grade crush, then drops the comparison. (playful) — 00:01:22
  • 2010-06-02 (said on 2010-06-01, implied) · The Case of the Poopy Nintendo — John calls Red Green a very intelligent and bad dog but doubts that an eight-pound dog backed up to the Nintendo and pooped in it. (playful) — 00:00:50
  • 2010-06-02 (said on 2010-06-01, implied) · The Case of the Poopy Nintendo — John says only projectile pooping could have got poop into the Nintendo, and thinks it far more likely a human being did it. (playful, hedged) — 00:02:28
  • 2010-06-30 · Poopy Nintendo Mystery SOLVED WITH SCIENCE — John has an extremely vivid flashbulb memory of discovering Red Green's poop in the Nintendo, but research suggests he was the only one who physically saw it. (hedged) — 00:01:58
  • 2010-06-30 · Poopy Nintendo Mystery SOLVED WITH SCIENCE — John acknowledges he was an inveterate liar as a child, as opposed to now, when he is a novelist. (playful) — 00:02:27
  • 2010-06-30 · Poopy Nintendo Mystery SOLVED WITH SCIENCE — John concedes he may have invented the poop in the Nintendo and come to believe it, blaming a deceased miniature dachshund and Hank for poop that never existed. (hedged) — 00:02:27
  • 2010-06-30 · Poopy Nintendo Mystery SOLVED WITH SCIENCE — John apologizes to Hank and to Red Green, saying his broken brain might have created an incorrect flashbulb memory. (hedged) — 00:02:53
  • 2010-06-30 · Poopy Nintendo Mystery SOLVED WITH SCIENCE — John: Unable to apologize to the dead Red Green, John asks Willy's forgiveness on behalf of all canine kind and is licked. (playful) — 00:02:53