FRENCH THE LLAMA! John is 33!
2010-08-24 · letter vlog · Hank · 5:55 · watch on YouTube
Topic: Nerdfighteria · mode: Comedy & performance · tags: community lore, song or performance, calendar ritual, guest or collab
Hank's birthday video for John: over a thousand Nerdfighters' photos, assembled with an application Hank and Sam Rudge built, mirror Hank's actions and wishes, followed by a montage of greetings and Hank's song 'goodbye 32-year-old John' recapping John's year.
What is said
The parts of the video and what is said in each (★ — how much it matters to the video).
00:00:00 — Happy birthday from Hank and over a thousand Nerdfighters, assembled by Hank and Sam Rudge's application
- ★★★ Hank says the birthday message comes from over a thousand Nerdfighters who photographed themselves doing what Hank did in a pre-prepared video. — 00:00:00 · Nerdfighteria, John Green
- ★★ An application Hank and Sam Rudge invented puts the submitted images together into one video starring thousands of people. — 00:00:00
00:00:29 — The crowd mirrors Hank: a toy, a favourite book, a party blower, birthday wishes; Hank thanks John
- ★ Showing his favourite book, Hank hopes the crowd shows many Harry Potters and some John Green books, and not so many Stephenie Meyer books. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:29 · Harry Potter (book series), John Green
- ★★ On behalf of everyone in the video, Hank thanks John for being a great brother, person, father and author; people take part because John is awesome and they like him. — 00:01:30 · John Green
00:01:59 — Rapid montage of Nerdfighters' birthday wishes (no speech)
00:03:23 — Hank's song 'goodbye 32-year-old John' recapping John's year, refrain 'now you're 33, French the llama'
- ★★ Hank's song bids goodbye to 32-year-old John, recapping his year (travel, a son, VidCon, a book with David Levithan) with the refrain 'now you're 33, French the llama'. (playful) — 00:03:23 · French the llama, Henry Green, VidCon
In the description and comments
- ★ In the description Hank thanks everyone who sent pictures and videos, through the Photomatron or otherwise; the videos did not fit, but he has a plan. — video description
Humor (significant)
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Hank hopes the crowd's favourite books include Harry Potter and John Green books. — 00:01:00
“and that there's not so many Stephenie Meyer books, if you know what I mean.”
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Not everyone owns a party blower, so the crowd may hold up anything long and cylindrical. — 00:01:00
“like a pen, but no matter what it is, when I blow on it, it's gonna be a celebration.”
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Recapping John's 32nd year in song, Hank lists his achievements. — 00:03:23
“And yes, you taught Snooki all about serial commas.”
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The song recaps John's year. — 00:03:23
“And we found out you like pizza, and that became a meme.”
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The song's refrain greets John's new age with his catchphrase. — 00:04:20
“And now you're 33, French the Llama.”
Threads in this video
- outcome · Happy John Day 2010 edition: Nerdfighters' secret-project birthday video for John — Hank presents the secret-project birthday video: a message to John from over a thousand Nerdfighters assembled into one video. (00:00:00)
- result reported · Hank asks Nerdfighters to sign up for the secret project mailing list at nerdfighters.com for John's birthday video (2010) — Over a thousand Nerdfighters submitted images of themselves doing what Hank does in the video. (00:00:00)
- thanks · Hank asks Nerdfighters to sign up for the secret project mailing list at nerdfighters.com for John's birthday video (2010) — In the description Hank thanks everyone who sent in pictures and videos, through the Photomatron or otherwise. (video description)
- milestone · Hank's Photomatron software (2010) — Hank's Photomatron application, invented with Sam Rudge, assembles over a thousand Nerdfighters' submitted photos into one birthday video. (00:00:00)
- callback · 'French the llama': John's misreading of FTL as an exclamation of amazement (2009) — Hank's birthday song uses 'French the llama' as its refrain: 'now you're 33, French the llama'. (00:04:20)
Where the stories that moved here went next
- Hank asks Nerdfighters to sign up for the secret project mailing list at nerdfighters.com for John's birthday video (2010) — reported back; last: thanks, 2010-08-27
- Hank's Photomatron software (2010) — last documented in 2010 (looked back on in 2011)
Mentioned
Central: Hank's birthday song for John's 33rd
Also: People: David Levithan · Henry Green · Sarah Urist Green · Snooki · Stephenie Meyer
Projects: Photomatron · VidCon
Works: Gus Is a Bug · Harry Potter (book series) · Will Grayson, Will Grayson
Terms: French the llama · Pizza John
Places: Haiti · Netherlands
Events: Balloon boy hoax · FIFA World Cup
Characters: Margo Roth Spiegelman
Only in the description or credits: Sam Rudge
Later videos replying to this one
- 2010-08-27 · Rest In Awesome, Esther (John) — answers (thanks on Hank asks Nerdfighters to sign up for the secret project mailing list at nerdfighters.com for John's birthday video (2010)) — John thanks everyone who participated in the birthday video. (00:02:29)