Book Towers for Miles
2015-08-21 · announcement · Hank, John, Katherine Green · 3:29 · watch on YouTube
Topic: Nerdfighteria · mode: Announcements · tags: recurring series, community lore, self promotion, self correction, guest or collab, punishment or challenge
Hank answers John's hair campaign, reports almost 900 book tower entries and announces the tallest, most stylish and honourable-mention winners, and corrects the NerdCon: Stories guest list.
What is said
The parts of the video and what is said in each (★ — how much it matters to the video).
00:00:00 — No time yet to analyse the Census; Hank's hair was winning until John's 'negative campaign'
- ★★ Hank says he hasn't had time to analyse the whole Census yet but will, and is excited to. — 00:00:01
- ★★ Hank says his hair was winning the Census hair question handily every day until John's 'unnecessarily negative campaign', and is now losing. (playful) — 00:00:07
- ★★ Hank says it doesn't matter, but if his hair loses it will be an indictment of the entire process of democracy. (joke) — 00:00:19
00:00:35 — Book tower results: almost 900 entries, the safety rule, tallest and most stylish winners, two honourable mentions including Nerdcrafteria
- ★★★ Hank reports almost 900 book towers were sent to hankandjohn@gmail.com, all beautiful, and thanks everyone who made one. — 00:00:40
- ★ Hank is sad there can only be ten winners, but that's the rule he made up. — 00:00:59
- ★★ Hank says many winners appear to have broken the rule against doing anything dangerous, likely standing on a ladder's 'This is not a step', but gives them the benefit of the doubt. (playful, hedged) — 00:01:08
- ★★★ Hank announces the tallest-tower winners, led by a 483 cm tower said to touch no wall, then four more entries, adding one extra because two were very close. — 00:01:27
- ★★ Choosing the most stylish was hard and subjective; winners include a Nerdfighter sign and DFTBA, a Christmas tree of books, an arched tower of twists, a rocket, and a recreation of Minas Tirith (one of several). — 00:01:47 · DFTBA
- ★★ Two honourable mentions: one for engineering, a three-legged tower that shouldn't work, and one for the Nerdcrafteria Minecraft server, where over 30 people built a Minecraft book tower for days. — 00:02:14
00:02:42 — NerdCon: Stories: Cassandra Clare correction and the guest list
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★★ Hank corrects himself: he recently said Cassandra Clare would be at NerdCon: Stories, but she won't be; he apologises. — 00:02:43
“I said Cassandra Clare was gonna be there. She's not. I was wrong.”
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★★ Hank lists other NerdCon: Stories guests: Holly Black, Mara Wilson, M.T. Anderson, the Welcome to Night Vale folks, Nalo Hopkinson, Jacqueline Woodson, Rainbow Rowell, John Scalzi, Stephanie Perkins, Pat Rothfuss, Hank and John. — 00:02:51 · Hank Green, John Green
00:03:07 — Off to an airplane with Katherine (Snapchat teasing) and John; sign-off
- ★ Hank sets off to get on an airplane with Katherine, teasing her that she's never on Vlogbrothers but always on Snapchat; John appears for the sign-off. (playful) — 00:03:08 · Katherine Green, Vlogbrothers
Threads in this video
- promised · Hank: analyse the full 2015 Nerdfighteria Census results (2015) — Hank says he has no time to analyse the whole Census now but is going to. (00:00:01)
- callback · John and Hank's hair contest in the 2015 Nerdfighteria Census ('The Cold War of Nerdfighteria', 2015) — Hank says his hair was winning the Census hair question every day until John's unnecessarily negative campaign, and is now losing; if it loses, democracy itself stands indicted. (00:00:07) → refers to The Cold War of Nerdfighteria
- result reported · Hank asks viewers to build book towers and email photos with their height to hankandjohn@gmail.com (2015) — Hank reports almost 900 book towers were sent to hankandjohn@gmail.com. (00:00:43)
- outcome · Hank's book tower challenge: beat his 155 cm tower (2015) — Hank announces the ten book tower winners (five tallest, topped by a 483 cm tower, and five most stylish) plus two honourable mentions. (00:01:27)
Where the stories that moved here went next
- Hank asks viewers to build book towers and email photos with their height to hankandjohn@gmail.com (2015) — reported back; last: result reported, 2015-08-21
- Hank: analyse the full 2015 Nerdfighteria Census results (2015) — kept
Mentioned
Central: NerdCon: Stories
Also: People: Cassandra Clare · Holly Black · Jacqueline Woodson · John Scalzi · Katherine Green · M. T. Anderson · Mara Wilson · Nalo Hopkinson · Patrick Rothfuss · Rainbow Rowell · Stephanie Perkins
Projects: Nerdcrafteria · Nerdfighteria Census
Works: Minecraft · Welcome to Night Vale
Organizations: Snapchat
Terms: DFTBA
Concepts: democracy
Characters: Minas Tirith
Also centred on NerdCon: Stories: Announcing NerdCon: Stories · Post-NerdCon Haze · Thoughts from Comic-Con (NO MORE CHEETO MEDIA!) · Let's Talk about Failure
Replies to
- answers · The Cold War of Nerdfighteria — “My hair was kicking your hair's butt, everyday, until you made your video.”
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