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92 statements about Alice Green in 54 videos, by upload date.

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2013

  • 2013-02-15 · Baby, Harlem, Obama, Dance Crazes, Big Week — Hank says John announced Sarah's pregnancy on the live stream with President Obama, which he calls the coolest way any baby has ever been announced; he is excited, proud and speechless. — video description
  • 2013-02-15 · Baby, Harlem, Obama, Dance Crazes, Big Week — Hank reports that, in the interview, the President refused to name John's unborn child. — 00:02:37
  • 2013-02-15 · Baby, Harlem, Obama, Dance Crazes, Big Week — Barack Obama (quoted): Obama explains he won't state a name preference: if the parents chose otherwise, the child would forever say the President doesn't like its name. — 00:02:42
  • 2013-02-19 · Doing Things, On the Importance of — John and his wife are expecting their second child, whom the President told not to forget to be awesome. — 00:00:05
  • 2013-04-02 · TFiOS Movie Casting, New Books, and Groundhog Wars: An Old School Vlogbrothers Video — John says he is about to have a child, due around May or June (Sarah points out he will not be the one having it, but he will be its father). — 00:02:26
  • 2013-05-07 · The Clif Bars Go in the Jar Because Mice: An Office Tour — John says Sarah (the Yeti) is due to have their baby on June 1, though it might come earlier. (hedged) — 00:03:04
  • 2013-05-31 · Optimism is Not Insane — Hank pre-congratulates John on his baby, due any day, and jokes that John will be relaxing on paternity leave while Hank fixes all the world's problems. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2013-06-04 · A New Nerdfighter Baby — John announces in a pre-recorded video that his baby has been born; he jokes about his 'epic loins' before conceding Sarah did the birthing and he only reinforced the doctor's 'push'. (playful) — 00:00:01
  • 2013-06-04 · A New Nerdfighter Baby — John: In a short insert recorded after the birth, John reports that everything is good: baby and mother are healthy, and the parents are exhausted. — 00:01:45
  • 2013-06-07 · How To Be a Baby Properly — Hank welcomes Alice to Earth, 'a wonderful, terrible place', and says she is being born into what may be the most interesting time in human history. (hedged) — 00:00:00
  • 2013-06-07 · How To Be a Baby Properly — Hank's description says he has talked to John a lot since the birth: John is excited, exhausted, enjoying time with his family, and far less freaked out than when Henry was born. — video description
  • 2013-06-07 · How To Be a Baby Properly — Hank: if all goes well, in Alice's lifetime humans will walk on Mars, computers become intelligent, the paralyzed walk again, absolute poverty all but end, and she may live past 100; or technological society may implode. It could go either way. (hedged) — 00:00:12
  • 2013-06-07 · How To Be a Baby Properly — Hank advises Alice to sleep about two and a half hours at a time so her parents approach but never quite reach REM sleep, joking that they will start hallucinating. (playful) — 00:01:40
  • 2013-06-07 · How To Be a Baby Properly — Hank wishes he could see and hold Alice, and see John, but won't for a while; he signs off to Craig instead of John: 'Craig, I will see you on Tuesday'. — 00:03:18
  • 2013-06-11 · How To Be John Green — Craig Benzine: Craig explains he is there because John had a baby - Sarah had the baby, John helped - and they brought Alice Green into the world. (playful) — 00:00:48
  • 2013-07-02 · The Perks of Being John's Assistant — Rosianna Halse Rojas: Her joke spare-time projects: a library for Henry and Alice from The Jolly Postman to The Unbearable Lightness of Being, and a Globe Theatre replica in John's garden. (joke) — 00:02:31
  • 2013-07-12 · Oh, JK Rowling - A Harry Potter Song — John: Asked about Alice, John says she is great and beautiful and they love her; he thanks Nerdfighteria for its good wishes and says they enjoy being a family of four. — 00:02:59
  • 2013-07-16 · The Ghost of Teenaged Future — Sabrina Cruz: Like a ghost in a Dickens novel, she warns Hank about the annoying things his niece and nephew might do as teenagers, at least according to stereotypes. (playful) — 00:00:19
  • 2013-07-19 · TFiOS Movie, Bees, Babies, and More! — John: Asked whether Alice has done a Nerdfighter salute, John says she is one month old and has made no intentional gestures yet. — 00:01:24
  • 2013-07-19 · TFiOS Movie, Bees, Babies, and More! — John says Henry read in a Berenstain Bears book that baby sisters bop you on the nose, so he waits by Alice's arm and cheers when she moves involuntarily. — 00:01:36
  • 2013-07-23 · Watermelon Internet Trolls — Maureen Johnson says she is filling in for John Green because once again he has contributed to the birth of a human child. — 00:00:01
  • 2013-08-06 · Million Dollar Ideas — John came home to one child with strep throat and an eight-week-old who is small, adorable and seemingly nocturnal, so he is very tired. — 00:00:33
  • 2013-10-08 · Applying for Health Insurance: Then and Now — John: Once he has an account, John enters himself, his wife, his son Henry and his new baby, and finds the questions easy to answer. — 00:01:35

Also named in: Introducing Subbable, Paternity Leave Ends! And I Find Myself…

2014

  • 2014-12-02 · What You Eat Of Those You Love — John says that over the last roughly 100 hours he, Hank, Katherine and both of their parents had norovirus. — 00:00:01
  • 2014-12-02 · What You Eat Of Those You Love — John names his one-year-old daughter as the family's patient zero: five days before Thanksgiving she woke from a nap and vomited on him, though he did not get sick then. — 00:00:53
  • 2014-12-02 · What You Eat Of Those You Love — John says his daughter got Pedialyte, and that is the only difference between a funny family Thanksgiving story and the greatest personal disaster he can imagine. — 00:01:50

2015

Also named in: Paper Towns Madrid with Nat Wolff! THE TOUR BEGINS, John Gets a Tattoo, It's a Pizzamas Miracle! (Pizzamas Day 2)

2016

  • 2016-07-26 · El Chapo and Me — John says today's video is like Alice's Doc McStuffins Lego: it comes in only one part. (playful) — 00:00:01
  • 2016-08-30 · My Body Is a Broken Temple — John says in the almost five years since The Fault in Our Stars, Crash Course, The Art Assignment, Alice and some movies happened, but he has not published a new book. — 00:02:20
  • 2016-11-29 · Baby Poop Rookie: Vlogbrothers Reunited — John says Henry pooped on him many times but Alice never, because he went in with about seven diapers, like a diaper suit of armor. (playful) — 00:01:37
  • 2016-12-27 · The Best of My 2016 — John says it was an awesome year to be a dad: Henry learned to ride a bike, Alice learned her ABCs, and both learned every word to Moana. — 00:02:49

2017

  • 2017-02-07 (said on 2017-02-02, implied) · Good News, YA Books, and Bears: It's Question Tuesday — John: Glitter Alice puts on John's face survives days of washing, which makes him think billions of bacteria probably can too. (playful, hedged) — 00:01:02
  • 2017-03-14 · Green Brothers Reunited! — The description says John and Hank pause on a long desert walk to answer Nerdfighters' questions, mostly on two topics chosen by John's children: Pokémon and monkey turtles. — video description
  • 2017-03-14 · Green Brothers Reunited! — John says Alice told him a monkey turtle is a monkey that turns into a turtle, for protection, and that it is '100 big'. (playful) — 00:00:17
  • 2017-03-14 · Green Brothers Reunited! — Hank says talking to Alice is like talking to a bad chatbot: asked if her new water bottle was better than the old one, she said it's pink and the other's purple. (playful) — 00:00:34
  • 2017-03-14 · Green Brothers Reunited! — John says a monkey-turtle would beat a turtle-monkey in a fight, because it can turn into a turtle for protection. (playful) — 00:02:47
  • 2017-05-23 (said on 2017-05-14, implied) · Boxes, Butterflies, and Regular Aunts: Live from the Past, It's Question Tuesday — John's favourite dog breed is mutts, though he is also partial to what Alice calls 'Willy dogs'. — 00:02:39
  • 2017-06-27 · UNBOXING — John: Most sheets are just signed, but about 3% carry a DFTBA, some have yetis drawn by Sarah, a few were circled in hot pink by Alice and several hundred bear Henry's Pokéballs: a family affair. (hedged) — 00:03:08
  • 2017-07-18 · Accio Decade Hallows — John: Of John's five memories of shocked joy, the first two are his children's births: expected, yet both times the feeling, an overwhelmedness of joy and awe, was a complete surprise. (hedged) — 00:00:59
  • 2017-10-17 · Look at Tiny Baby Hank — John: To cut the sentimentality, John has his four-year-old daughter Alice insult Uncle Hank ('stupid butt'), adding it is kind of true given Hank's ulcerative colitis. (playful, hedged) — 00:02:30

2018

2019

  • 2019-07-23 · What to Love and How — John: Traffic was terrible, but John and Alice amused themselves by singing the Wijnaldum song for two straight hours. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2019-07-23 · What to Love and How — John drove to South Bend, Indiana to see reigning European champions Liverpool play a pre-season friendly at the University of Notre Dame. — 00:00:31
  • 2019-07-23 · What to Love and How — John: At halftime John, Sarah and Alice met Liverpool legends Patrik Berger and Ian Rush, who generously brought out the European Cup for them; John wept. — 00:02:54
  • 2019-07-23 · What to Love and How — Alice Green: Asked by John, Alice says she is six and that Liverpool has won the European Championship six times. (playful) — 00:03:51
  • 2019-12-17 · The Best Days of My Decade — John says the two best days of his decade and his life were the days his kids were born. — 00:00:09

2020

  • 2020-04-07 · I am an artist. — recommendation: John loves that the book humanizes art, showing ideas come from regular life, such as a kid's kindergarten paper weaving (one he and Alice made together) or journaling. — 00:01:47
  • 2020-05-12 · We Could All Use a Little Change — John and Alice spotted a great horned owl in the backyard, researched its yellow eyes and watched videos; he wrote gratitude for the owl-enthusiast internet, the owl and the backyard. — 00:01:27
  • 2020-10-09 · The Rax Guy — John: Dropping Alice off, John asked if she minded him wearing his Pizzamas mask; she suggested maybe he could wear it later. (playful) — 00:00:00

2021

  • 2021-03-09 · Hank Rebranded Without Any of Us Noticing — John's daughter said she didn't like the cornmeal casing on her school-lunch corn dog, a conversation that could have happened at any time. — 00:00:00
  • 2021-03-09 · Hank Rebranded Without Any of Us Noticing — John told his daughter her Uncle Hank loves corn dogs; she asked 'does he?', and John realized how successfully Hank has rebranded himself. — 00:00:58
  • 2021-03-12 · A Crisis of Branding — Hank: Answering John's claim that he rebranded away from loving corndogs while John is stuck with pizza, Hank admits to a ludicrous little crisis about it. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2021-08-17 · Who Owns Nerdfighteria? — John's example is Pizza John: does he own it because it is his face from a screenshot of his video, or Valerie because they made the design? And who owns it when Alice makes one? — 00:01:27

2022

  • 2022-03-22 · Motivation in Hard Times — John's eight-year-old daughter recently said that in winter she feels it will never be warm again, and in summer that it will never be cold again. — 00:00:00
  • 2022-10-06 · The Pizzamas Magic Is Almost Over… — John: Asked by Reagan which one shirt to buy, John says choosing is like choosing between his kids, but Alice chose the square Pizza John in a pizza box and Henry chose the "if it rides, I lives" design. — 00:01:21
  • 2022-10-18 · Terraverse Over Everything: Thoughts from London — John expected his daughter to call flying all that way to watch the Dons lose a fourth-tier game a bummer; instead she said it was amazing. — 00:00:39

Also named in: PIZZAMAS IS UPON US

2023

2024

  • 2024-11-13 · Some New Things… — John offers Alice a sip of Golden Fire Ginger tea on the livestream; she likes it; he jokes she mostly eats chicken nuggets, black beans and buttery noodles. — 00:45:32

2025

2026

  • 2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff! — John misses holding babies; Sarah forbids him to ask strangers, and his own children are now his size, Alice taller than Sarah. — 02:07:39
  • 2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff! — John tells Henry that he and Hank don't fight anymore, and that Henry and Alice get along really well, which makes him proud. — 02:59:31
  • 2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff! — announcement: John offers Sarah and Alice's Natural Intelligence portraits, strange collage portraits of human beings, as P4A perks, along with the right to name one for $100. — 07:07:23
  • 2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff! — John says his son is now 16 and his daughter 12 and a half, both younger than the Project for Awesome. — 07:57:56
  • 2026-02-14 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 4! — John says a $100 donation to the 2026 Project for Awesome buys the right to name one of the collage faces made by Alice and Sarah. — 00:10:33
  • 2026-02-14 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 4! — John lets Alice write on his face with a Sharpie the initials of donors giving over $100 in the last 14 minutes of the hour; Alice and Sarah cover his face with names. — 00:37:56
  • 2026-02-15 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 5! — announcement: John: Talking with Rosianna Halse Rojas in the final three hours of the 2026 Project for Awesome, John says that when the next goal is hit, Alice will do his makeup. — 02:09:07
  • 2026-02-15 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 5! — announcement: John releases more fish prints and book recommendations as perks and skips Alice writing names on his face, as he did Sharpie Face the night before, so Alice can do his makeup. — 02:11:09
  • 2026-02-15 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 5! — announcement: John sets the next goal at $3.3 million raised in total, and Alice will do his makeup once it is reached. — 02:15:53
  • 2026-02-15 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 5! — John: Alice is almost 13, and John asks what she will do differently; she will get a phone, mainly to text her friends. — 02:22:47
  • 2026-02-15 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 5! — John: As Alice does his makeup with their mother's makeup, John complains that her touch is violent, a long way from a movie-studio makeup artist's softness. (playful) — 02:27:01
  • 2026-02-15 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 5! — John: With the makeup done, John says he looks pretty good, apart from red eyes, and calls the look subtle but still powerful. (playful) — 02:33:50
  • 2026-02-15 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 5! — John says both his kids are great, lovely, hardworking, good-hearted kids, all you could ask for, though he admits he is deeply biased. — 02:35:17
  • 2026-02-15 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 5! — John: After a weak confetti cannon, John says he makes his kids clean up the confetti; Hank, who has only one kid, says he should make his do it too. (playful) — 03:58:02
  • 2026-10-13 · My Lungs Are on the Outside of the Body — John asks Alice whether she wants to go to college in Indianapolis; she says no, and doesn't know where: Paris, Des Moines, London. (playful) — 00:06:56