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All statements about Florida

75 statements about Florida in 51 videos, by upload date.

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2007

  • 2007-01-04 · Brotherhood 2.0: Eating Toilet Paper — John says he did not vote in 2000 even though he could have voted in Florida, and comically blames himself for George Bush. (playful) — 00:00:40
  • 2007-02-12 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 12th — Hank says he is back in Montana, then admits he made the video early in Florida, kayaking with Katherine, on the most beautiful day he expects to see for a long time. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2007-02-12 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 12th — Hank, 'a little bit of an amateur naturalist' and a big fan of photographing birds, shows birds he photographed on his Florida trip: osprey, several herons and egrets, cormorants, anhingas, ibis, Muscovy ducks. — 00:00:43
  • 2007-02-12 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 12th — Hank says the limpkin, which danced around him for photos, is one of the rarest bird species in Florida and almost went extinct in the early 1900s. — 00:01:34
  • 2007-02-12 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 12th — Hank says alcohol cannot be sold on Sundays in Florida, so he has to buy the wine right away, before the cutoff. (doubtful: you can't sell alcohol on Sundays) — 00:02:14
  • 2007-05-16 · Brotherhood 2.0: May 16: Beating the EBO into the ground — John recalls the family living in Michigan, then moving to Birmingham, where Hank was born, then to Florida. — 00:02:08
  • 2007-11-20 · November 20th: A White Thanksgiving — Hank says he has a bizarre fondness for cold weather, surprising since he and John grew up in Florida. — 00:02:31
  • 2007-11-20 · November 20th: A White Thanksgiving — Hank: In Florida the family bundled up at 60 degrees; when it hit 30 degrees once, Dad got the brothers up around 6 a.m. to see frost on the roof. (playful) — 00:02:31

Also named in: Week 1 Condensed!

2008

  • 2008-08-05 · Everyone's Your Friend… — ask: Hank tells Nerdfighters anywhere on the East Coast they have to come, excusing only those as far away as Florida, then softens it to 'if you can, do it'. (playful) — 00:00:46
  • 2008-10-24 · Talking to Myself — Hank: John told Hank the Florida nerdfighter event had a fantastic atmosphere; Hank's best friend from high school and John's elementary-school best friends were there. — 00:02:27

2009

  • 2009-02-10 · Paper Towns Tastic Question Tuesday — John says Paper Towns is about Margo Roth Spiegelman, her next-door neighbour Q, the state of Florida and Walt Whitman. — 00:00:00
  • 2009-03-03 · Eating Man Meat — Hank, wearing short sleeves because he is in Florida, says the tiny chickens have nearly left his system and remain only in his larynx; otherwise he feels well. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2009-03-08 · PEEPS for Bangladesh — John notes Bozeman is 202 miles from Hank's house in Missoula, Hank was in Florida, and the explosion happened at 8:19 in the morning. — 00:00:00
  • 2009-04-14 · The World's Largest Balls — John: The world's largest rubber band ball, made by Joel Waul (as heard) in Florida, has more than 700,000 rubber bands weighing over 8,000 pounds and is named Megaton. — 00:01:10
  • 2009-06-05 · JOHN'S PUNISHMENT! Eating Carl's Jr John's Way — Hank says he didn't know Carl's Jr.; in Florida, where the brothers grew up, it was called Hardee's, though he has never been to one. — 00:00:00
  • 2009-12-16 · Project for Awesome: The Nature Conservancy — Hank says the brothers' dad worked for the Nature Conservancy when they were growing up, as its Florida State Director. — 00:00:33

Also named in: LOSERS!!!!

2010

2011

2012

  • 2012-05-08 · Tiny Chickens Invade, But Still I Vote — John doesn't want to vote while sick, but after failing to vote in Florida in the 2000 presidential election he promised himself and his country he would always vote. — 00:01:10
  • 2012-05-29 · Nerds at the Beach: A REUNION VIDEO! — both: The brothers open with their reunion-video gag (each 'here in beautiful Florida', John: 'What? It's a reunion video!'); John says it never gets old, though viewers may disagree. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2012-05-29 · Nerds at the Beach: A REUNION VIDEO! — John says he and Hank are at a family reunion in Seaside, Florida, which he calls the world capital of teenagers who don't know who they are. — 00:00:18
  • 2012-06-01 · Adorable Squirrel and Table Topics — Hank says he has very much enjoyed the family vacation in sunny, steamy Florida (the people, the scenery, an adorable squirrel), especially hanging out with John. — 00:00:00
  • 2012-11-09 · The Stadium of Representatives: The End of B20 Week :-( — Hank: Since the 435 can't grow, seats would be taken from other states; citing an online report, Hank says Florida, Washington, Texas, California and Minnesota would each lose one. — 00:02:55

2014

2015

2016

2017

  • 2017-03-21 · My Information Diet — John wonders whether his social media malaise is just a phase, like the time in ninth grade when he wore a trench coat for six months even though he lived in Florida and it was hot all the time. (playful) — video description
  • 2017-05-16 · The Introducer, My Childhood Dream Job — John says their dad is a documentary filmmaker who, while they grew up, made films on everything from water in Florida to education in Alaska. — 00:00:02
  • 2017-08-04 · Why Bullets are Good for the Environment — Hank says their dad was the Florida state director of the Nature Conservancy, which is how he knows about an obscure law. — 00:00:36
  • 2017-10-17 · Look at Tiny Baby Hank — John spent his one day off this month (October 2017) at Legoland in muggy Florida: great, but not exactly relaxing. (playful) — 00:00:01

2018

2019

2020

  • 2020-03-06 · I Did Not Get Leprosy! — Hank: After college Hank worked alone in a fungicide quality-control lab: running the whole lab was exciting, but it was awful, as he saw no living thing all day but mold. — 00:00:00
  • 2020-09-18 · They Say it Gets Colder — Hank says higher up it gets cold enough for steam to condense into water droplets: 40 to 60 kilometres above Venus's surface, temperatures and pressures are like Florida. (playful) — 00:00:58
  • 2020-11-06 (said on 2020-11-05, implied) · Just Some Election Thoughts… — Hank: On the evening of November 3, 2020, as Florida turned red, it made sense to Hank for the first time that Trump is president; for four years it had seemed surreal to him. — 00:01:27

2023

2024

  • 2024-08-07 · Dear Hank and John Livestream! — Hank: Their dad chose where to move from Florida with a spreadsheet scoring places, including Obama vote share; he picked Asheville, North Carolina, but now lives in Indianapolis. — 00:33:12
  • 2024-10-18 · My Ballot Made Me Angry — Hank: Replying to a viewer who looked back at the party order on their own mail-in ballot, Hank calls it extremely unfair and says it probably cost Democratic candidates for governor the race in Florida several times. (hedged) — creator comment

2025

  • 2025-06-27 · You’re Not Addicted to Content, You’re Starving for Information — Hank recalls a TV ad in Florida from his childhood: businessmen around a dying man lament losing their most loyal customer, then the camera pans to a young person in the hallway. — 00:11:21
  • 2025-12-09 · Hank Green, from A to Z — John recalls ihatei4.com, one of Hank's first viral sensations, which brought local news to their house; on it Hank railed against car culture in Central Florida, where I-4 is notoriously terrible. — 00:01:56

2026

  • 2026-10-13 · My Lungs Are on the Outside of the Body — John: Having been from Maine to Florida to Idaho to Southern California in the last month, John says the best city in North America by a country mile is Indianapolis, where all his people are. (playful) — 00:04:07