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Question Tuesday! TFIOS Movie Trailer, Penguin Knees, and Backflips

2014-01-28 · Q&A · John · 3:56 · watch on YouTube

Topic: Nerdfighteria (also: Books & writing) · mode: Q&A & conversation · tags: recurring series, self promotion, community lore, timely hook

In a Question Tuesday, John reacts to the leaked TFIOS trailer and premieres a ten-second teaser, celebrates the release of Esther Earl's book, and answers rapid-fire questions ending in a failed backflip.

What is said

The parts of the video and what is said in each (★ — how much it matters to the video).

00:00:00 — Greeting; 'shanks' for the cold Hank gave John in Florida; Question Tuesday intro

  • ★★ John thanks Hank for giving him his cold while they were together in Florida, then turns the thanks into 'shanks for the cold'. (playful) — 00:00:01 · Florida

00:00:13 — Banjo or accordion; the leaked TFIOS trailer, debuting tomorrow; world premiere of a ten-second teaser; French the llama

  • ★★ John is kind of upset that the TFIOS film trailer leaked, mostly because it is a beautiful high-definition trailer, not a low-res phone video of a screener. — 00:00:22 · The Fault in Our Stars (film)
  • ★★ John says the trailer debuts officially tomorrow, so viewers only have to wait about twenty-four hours. — 00:00:31
  • ★★★ To hold viewers over, John gives the world premiere of a ten-second TFIOS film teaser, with Hazel's line about being thankful for 'our little infinity'. — 00:00:37 · The Fault in Our Stars (film), Hazel Grace Lancaster
  • ★★ John exclaims 'French the llama' in excitement and says he is still trying to make the phrase a thing. (playful) — 00:00:53 · French the llama

00:00:56 — Dave Green questions; a daughter who doesn't like pizza

  • ★★ Asked who would play Dave Green in a movie, John picks Benedict Cumberbatch; asked if he likes Dave more than Hank, he notes Dave never gave him a cold. (playful) — 00:00:56 · Dave Green

00:01:15 — Esther's book out today; go buy it; live show tomorrow

00:01:28 — Guinea pigs and potatoes, One Direction, handwriting, Franny and Zooey on courage, cookies and Oreos, drawings come to life

  • ★ After phoning Meredith to ask which One Direction member is nerdiest, John names Niall his favorite, then jokes about how old he is. (playful) — 00:01:35
  • ★★★ On Franny and Zooey's line about the courage to be an absolute nobody, John says it takes tremendous courage to do worthwhile things rather than worry about being celebrated. (hedged) — 00:02:02

00:02:24 — Casting US presidents as TFIOS film characters

00:02:45 — Fishing boat proceeds; who is a Nerdfighter; fairy tale, Amsterdam museum, penguin knees, socks

  • ★★ John still has no fishing boat proceeds (his Tumblr makes GIFs, not income); he notes the seven-year-old joke is lost on most and trusts old Nerdfighters to explain it. (playful) — 00:02:45 · fishing boat proceeds, Tumblr, Nerdfighteria

  • ★★ John says that if you want to be a Nerdfighter, you probably already are one. (hedged) — 00:03:02 · nerdfighter, Nerdfighteria

    “If you wanna be a Nerdfighter, you probably already are one.”

  • ★ John's favorite fairy tale growing up was The Emperor's New Clothes; his favorite museum in Amsterdam is the Stedelijk. — 00:03:04 · Amsterdam

  • ★ Asked whether penguins have knees, John answers yes. — 00:03:09

00:03:13 — John's backflip attempt: zero backflips, blamed partly on Hank's cold

  • ★★ Asked how many backflips he can do, John attempts one and reports zero, partly blaming the massive cold Hank gave him. (playful) — 00:03:13

00:03:41 — Sign-off and the teaser one more time

Humor (significant)

  • After sarcastically thanking Hank for his cold, John asks what the opposite of thanks is. — 00:00:05

    “Shanks for the cold, Hank.”

  • Asked whether he would rather be a world-famous banjo or accordion player, John notes being an accordion player would mean being human. — 00:00:17

    “and all things being equal, I think I'd rather be a banjo.”

  • A parent asks whether a daughter who doesn't like pizza is a monster. — 00:01:08

    “I mean, it could be lactose intolerance or a gluten thing, but most likely monsterness.”

  • Asked how many backflips he can do, John explains the technique and attempts one. — 00:03:30

    “Zero, I can do zero backflips.”

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Mentioned

Central: The Fault in Our Stars (film) · The Fault in Our Stars trailer · This Star Won't Go Out (book)

Also: People: Andrew Johnson · Barack Obama · Benedict Cumberbatch · James K. Polk · Jimmy Carter · Martin Van Buren · Meredith · Millard Fillmore · Niall Horan · Ronald Reagan · Thomas Jefferson · Ulysses S. Grant

Works: Franny and Zooey · The Emperor's New Clothes

Organizations: Stedelijk Museum · Tumblr

Groups: One Direction

Rituals: Question Tuesday

Terms: fishing boat proceeds · French the llama · nerdfighter

Concepts: courage · penguin (concept)

Places: Amsterdam · Florida

Characters: Augustus Waters · Dave Green · Hazel Grace Lancaster · Isaac (character, “The Fault in Our Stars”) · Patrick (character, “The Fault in Our Stars”) · Peter Van Houten

Only in the description or credits: Esther Earl

Also centred on The Fault in Our Stars trailer: The Naughty Professor: Hank and John at the Beach - REUNION! · In Depth Viewing of the TFiOS Trailer

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