All statements about Yeti

54 statements about Yeti in 52 videos, by upload date.

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2007

• 2007-01-02 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 2nd — John says his wife Sarah does not wish to take part; like the Yeti she will feature in many stories but will rarely be seen. (playful) — 00:00:37
• 2007-01-08 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 8, 2007 — John breaks off with 'That was the Yeti!' and then asks whether he is funny or trying too hard; per the description he is talking to the Yeti (Sarah) and edited out her answers. (playful) — 00:00:58
• 2007-01-22 · Brotherhood 2.0, January 22, 2007 — John shows footage Sarah started filming shortly after the call, promising the voice of 'the yeti'; it records exclamations of disbelief and thanks. (playful) — 00:00:52
• 2007-01-29 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 29th — Hank says John will get to see his wife Katherine, who, unlike John's wife the Yeti, occasionally comes out in public. (playful) — 00:00:50
• 2007-01-30 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 30, 2007 — John hopes that, with luck, the Yeti will do some drawings for the picture book. (playful, hedged) — 00:01:22
• 2007-02-01 · Brotherhood 2.0, February 1, 2007 — John: At the Savannah River, John says a year ago he was in this park with the Yeti; now he is alone, misses her and is sad. (playful) — 00:00:13
• 2007-02-21 · February 21st, 2007: The Wikipedia in Your Mind — John: His example: looking up Sarah ('the Yeti'), whom he loves and is married to, his brain-Wikipedia should show her picture and an entry on all the ways she's awesome. (hypothetical) — 00:01:13
• 2007-02-21 · February 21st, 2007: The Wikipedia in Your Mind — John: If his fourth-grade girlfriend, still holding a candle for him, edited the entry to make the Yeti a horrible hairy Himalayan monster, he would stop loving Sarah — not by choice but because of the edit. (hypothetical) — 00:01:45
• 2007-03-13 · Brotherhood 2.0: March 13, 2007: Denver — John: Seeing a glass etching that is cheesy but sometimes conveys true sentiments, John says he misses the Yeti. — 00:01:53
• 2007-03-27 · March 26th: Thanks — John says Sarah, 'the Yeti', spends 12 hours a day with him in the hospital. — 00:00:42
• 2007-05-03 · May 3rd: Yetis, TMBG, Weeds and MoJo — Hank is happy to learn that the word 'yeti', literally translated, apparently means 'that thing over there'. (hedged) — 00:00:10
• 2007-05-10 · Brotherhood 2.0: May 10: House Hunted? — John: In a skit John confirms they saw a house with a tree house and a downstairs bar with two beers on tap, but Sarah insisted they need bedrooms. (playful) — 00:00:03
• 2007-05-16 · Brotherhood 2.0: May 16: Beating the EBO into the ground — John: In a P.S. John says the Yeti has just officially become 'a master' and shows photos he took from a distance. — 00:02:47
• 2007-05-30 · May 30th: Ranavalona and Clean Coal — Hank: Referring to John's last video, Hank calls the Yeti amazing and says he is undone. (playful) — 00:02:38
• 2007-06-06 · June 6th: Lindsay Lohan's Bikini and My Pants — John records from a La Quinta Inn bathroom in Indianapolis, very early, so as not to wake the Yeti; he guesses they stayed there to save money. (playful) — 00:00:10
• 2007-06-11 · June 11: SURPRISE — Hank notes that John, unlike him, has his 'Yeti' (Sarah) with him at the reunion. (playful) — 00:01:41
• 2007-06-19 · June 19: GOOD LUCK JOHN — Hank talked to the Yeti; she and John were in a moving truck trying to get out of New York on the way to Indianapolis. — 00:02:56
• 2007-07-09 · July 9: The Punishment Fiasco — John says nerdfighters sometimes suggest maniacal punishments (a public happy dance 200 times, then sawing off a leg); his own objection shouldn't count, but the Yeti's is a deal-breaker. (playful) — 00:02:47
• 2007-07-10 · July 10: Embarassing Photographs — Hank liked the idea of himself getting a mohawk and John an inverse mohawk, but accepts 'for now' that the Yeti doesn't want it, warning it might still happen. (playful) — 00:00:34
• 2007-08-02 · August 2nd: Airports and Box Fans — John says he looks forward to everyone's punishment suggestions and reminds Hank that if the Yeti vetoes one, he doesn't have to do it. (playful) — 00:02:19
• 2007-08-06 · August 6th: JK Rowling and I Will ... Be Punished — announcement: John reports the Yeti has vetoed the ex-girlfriend punishment, feeling he has tortured his exes enough with radio pieces 'and all of that stuff'. — 00:00:43
• 2007-08-10 · August 10th: Bears!!!! — John pretends to be on the trail of the Yeti, showing a 'Yeti footprint' and glimpsing her as she escapes. (joke) — 00:00:00
• 2007-08-30 · August 30th: A Secret Project for Nerdfighters — both: Asked which brother is which and why Sarah is called the Yeti, they introduce themselves and joke that she is so hairy. (joke) — 00:00:45
• 2007-09-04 · September 4th: Negative Suck Cubed Equals Awesome — John thanks Hank and Katherine for visiting last week (week of 27 August 2007); he and the Yeti had a great time. — 00:02:46
• 2007-11-21 · November 21st: What I'm Grateful For — John also lists snow in Missoula, two functioning eyes, three Nerdfighter T-shirts, 'one beautiful yeti' (his wife) and Hank's songwriting. (playful) — 00:01:40

2008

• 2008-02-21 · People Who Love Giraffes Who Love Giraffes — John says the Yeti is 28, and that seeing her would take money for a long expedition to Nepal. (playful) — 00:02:58
• 2008-03-04 · SETTING THE QUESTION TUESDAY WORLD RECORD — John: The Yeti isn't seen on camera because, John says, her cute would break the camera. (playful) — 00:02:22
• 2008-04-14 · PAPER TOWNS-TACULAR — John reports that the Yeti is sick and, whispering, takes Hank on a mock safari to see her asleep. (playful) — 00:02:10
• 2008-04-28 · Ranting and Giving Stuff Away — John: The Yeti told John she doesn't get some of the brothers' jokes; John welcomes new Nerdfighters and says it will all make sense later. — 00:01:17
• 2008-05-18 · A CUTETACULAR INTRODUCTION! — John: The real reason for the absence: John and the Yeti have made an extraordinary, unbelievably time-consuming acquisition, a puppy. — 00:00:46
• 2008-05-19 · Three Things — John recalls that on moving to Indianapolis last year (2007) he and the Yeti found their gigantic front lawn a waste of space, energy and water and wanted native plants and vegetables instead. — 00:00:36
• 2008-05-20 · Guys Love Giraffe Love — John says his last words would probably tell the Yeti he loves her; they have been married two years today, and he thanks Hank and Katherine for sustainably farmed flowers. — 00:02:13
• 2008-06-26 · Don't Suck on That Bone — John frames the video as doing ten things the Nerdfighters asked of him; the first two were to see more of Willy and more of the Yeti (Sarah). — 00:00:00
• 2008-07-13 · Willy's Elusive Head Turn — John and the Yeti try on camera to get Willy to do the head turn with new noises, without quite succeeding. (playful) — 00:01:13
• 2008-08-06 · Question Tuesday Returns (on a Wednesday) — John says he proposed to the Yeti by having Hendrik Hertzberg, a writer she likes whom he met at a conference, sign a book to Sarah asking "Will you marry John Green?". — 00:02:09
• 2008-09-23 · Paper Towns and Touring Question Tuesday — John says the Yeti will be at many of the events, unless he has been making her up all along. (playful) — 00:03:09
• 2008-10-14 · Paper Towns Reading — John tells a Margo figure a romance between them would not work, citing the yeti, the age difference and that she is his fictional creation. (joke) — 00:00:00
• 2008-11-03 · Hank and John from the Road — announcement: John: They miss the Yeti but are coming home to her the next day for the Election Day Spectacular in Greenwood, Indiana. — 00:02:18
• 2008-11-27 · Thanksgiving in Asheville — John jokes that he hopes it may one day be normal to call your wife a Yeti. (joke) — 00:01:13

2009

• 2009-06-30 · Nerdfighter MARRIAGE PROPOSAL — John recalls that he did not ask the Yeti to marry him himself: he had Hendrik Hertzberg do it when signing John's copy of his book Politics. — 00:00:39
• 2009-08-10 (said on 2009-08-09, implied) · HipPOTATOmus — John can show little footage because the Yeti is in all of it, and showing her would make Nerdfighteria collapse. (playful) — 00:00:23
• 2009-08-11 · The Island of Nerdfighteria? — John: Asked again to show the Yeti after three years, John says he cannot, because her cuteness would break viewers' computers. (playful) — 00:01:39
• 2009-12-15 · In Which A Secret Is Revealed — John 'discovers' a crib in his new filming spot and reveals that the Yeti, his wife, is going to have a baby. (playful) — 00:03:36
• 2009-12-27 · How To Be a Nerdfighter: A Vlogbrothers FAQ — both: The brothers explain that 'the Yeti' is John's wife and 'the Katherine' is Hank's wife. (playful) — 00:02:55

2010

• 2010-09-29 · MY FRIEND CHESTER — John says that three years ago he and Sarah (the Yeti) moved from New York City to Indianapolis, where more space meant buying a lot of furniture. — 00:00:43

2011

• 2011-01-07 · CONCUSSED Question Friday — John: Will viewers ever see the Yeti? After consulting 'Yeti Researcher' magazine, John says he doesn't think they ever will. (playful) — 00:01:48
• 2011-10-05 · SIGNING MADNESS — John: The Yeti (Sarah) sits with John watching TV at night while he signs and, when bored, draws Yetis on some of the signed sheets. (playful) — 00:01:24
• 2011-10-19 · Question Wed — THE COVER OF THE FAULT IN OUR STARS! — John: There will be exactly one Hanklerfished and Yetified copy of The Fault in Our Stars. (playful) — 00:02:30
• 2011-11-02 · LECTROJOG! — John shows the painting behind him: he rides a smoking French llama in a Swoodilypoopers jersey, with Henry and a Yeti, labelled the adventures of John Green. — 00:02:15

2012

• 2012-04-17 · Thoughts on Romance and Sex in an Airport — John says that when he first saw the Yeti she was in eighth grade, and he did not think he was going to marry her. — 00:01:38
• 2012-12-04 · Time for AWESOME — John signs off saying he has to call the Yeti to tell her the good news. — 00:03:24

2014

• 2014-02-21 · Ranting about Books — Hank notes that 'the Yeti' (Sarah) has a YouTube channel: who would have guessed? (playful) — 00:03:52

2015

• 2015-09-29 · Writing, Walling, Racing, and Wizard Schooling — John tours the wall's relics: Willy, a puppy-sized elephant, a card of Hank humping Peeps, Daniel Biss's 'bloated triangles' paper, an Agloe road map, An Imperial Affliction 'stolen' from the movie set. (playful) — 00:01:35
• 2015-09-29 · Writing, Walling, Racing, and Wizard Schooling — John says he is excited, was one of the first ten backers, and that he and the Yeti are huge nerds for tabletop card games. — 00:02:53

Also named in other years (nothing said): I'm Just Going to Talk for Four Minutes (2016-08-26), Reading Hank's Decade-Old Tweets (2021-12-07), The Format but it hurts to stand up (2025-01-07)