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98 statements about China in 57 videos, by upload date.

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2007

2009

  • 2009-04-05 · The EVIL BABY ORPHANAGE Returns for North Korea — John reports North Korea launched a long-range missile into the ocean; though the launch failed, the international community, even China, is really mad. (playful) — 00:01:41
  • 2009-04-05 · The EVIL BABY ORPHANAGE Returns for North Korea — John: Via an imagined letter from China, John mocks North Korea's totalitarianism, cult of personality, refusal to let people leave and killing of political enemies. (satire) — 00:01:56
  • 2009-05-17 · Burma! Myanmar? BURMA! — John says Burma is a Southeast Asian nation bordering Thailand, China and India. — 00:00:24
  • 2009-05-17 · Burma! Myanmar? BURMA! — John argues Burma's neighbours let the junta get away with it; China won't care about human rights, but India must press harder, or Burma won't be led by its Gandhi. — 00:03:16

2010

  • 2010-05-26 · How to Be Green Without Being a Prick — Hank notes that since they started watching, India's birth indicator has blinked nonstop and China and the USA have flashed red quite rapidly, which he finds frightening. — 00:00:29
  • 2010-05-26 · How to Be Green Without Being a Prick — Hank argues the solution is understanding: without it you can only change yourself, and since China emits faster than the US, changing ourselves will not solve the problem. — 00:01:56

2011

2012

2013

2014

  • 2014-04-01 · VELOCIRAPTORS — John says the velociraptor never lived in Montana; it lived in Mongolia and China. — 00:00:45
  • 2014-08-26 · Food Is Weird: Understanding Agriculture in the Developing World — John: When such cycles break, good things happen: China's rice yields quadrupled between 1960 and 1990, and Brazil's agricultural yield tripled between 1970 and 2005. — 00:03:44
  • 2014-08-26 · Food Is Weird: Understanding Agriculture in the Developing World — John: Showing poverty rates in Brazil and China over 40 years, John warns against conflating correlation and causation but calls it nice-looking correlation. (playful, hedged) — 00:03:55
  • 2014-08-26 · Food Is Weird: Understanding Agriculture in the Developing World — John: The hope is that sustainable higher yields bring Ethiopia growth and poverty reduction like China, Brazil and India; the program seems to be working but is extremely complicated. (hedged) — 00:04:41
  • 2014-08-26 · Food Is Weird: Understanding Agriculture in the Developing World — John: If Ethiopia's land produced as many calories per hectare as China's or Brazil's, no Ethiopian would starve; raising calories per hectare is unsexy but one of the world's most important problems. — 00:06:54
  • 2014-10-03 · Hong Kong Protests Explained — In the description Hank thanks Hong Kong Nerdfighters for keeping him informed and unnamed China experts who helped his research. — video description
  • 2014-10-03 · Hong Kong Protests Explained — Hank says that in 1847 Hong Kong, a sparsely populated island off southern China, was ceded to the United Kingdom after the Opium War. (doubtful: 1847) — 00:00:21
  • 2014-10-03 · Hong Kong Protests Explained — Hank says that in 1898 China and Hong Kong agreed to a 99-year lease of Hong Kong to the British Empire as a colony. — 00:00:28
  • 2014-10-03 · Hong Kong Protests Explained — Hank finds it 'kinda hilarious' that in the 1990s Hong Kong's appointed governor began praising democracy after 150 years of colonial rule; China found it annoying, wanting to have its economic cake and eat it. (playful) — 00:00:37
  • 2014-10-03 · Hong Kong Protests Explained — Hank says that in 1997, after 150 years of British rule, Hong Kong became part of China, 'kind of', keeping its own dialect, judiciary, taxes, postal service, money and culture. — 00:00:58
  • 2014-10-03 · Hong Kong Protests Explained — Hank says Hong Kong people are ethnically Chinese and feel connected to Chinese people but don't consider themselves Chinese; crossing into Hong Kong from China requires a passport stamp. — 00:01:10
  • 2014-10-03 · Hong Kong Protests Explained — Hank says China and Hong Kong had separate teams at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, though they are the same country. — 00:01:23
  • 2014-10-03 · Hong Kong Protests Explained — Hank says that at root Hong Kong as it is is great for China: running it under China's system would be very hard and also bad for China. — 00:01:31
  • 2014-10-03 · Hong Kong Protests Explained — Hank says that for this to keep working Hong Kong has to be something China finds uncomfortable, free: the arrangement called 'one country, two systems'. (hedged) — 00:01:59
  • 2014-10-03 · Hong Kong Protests Explained — Hank says that in America mocking a politician on TV can make them seem stronger, but in tightly controlled China such criticism makes a politician look extremely weak; its culture accepts no derision. (hedged) — 00:02:10
  • 2014-10-03 · Hong Kong Protests Explained — Hank says that for China's National Day this week (week of 29 September 2014) 10,000 doves were released in Tiananmen Square, each cavity-searched for explosives. (playful) — 00:02:33
  • 2014-10-03 · Hong Kong Protests Explained — Hank says China's government mixes immense pride with vulnerability, a fear of falling apart that might be warranted since many areas of China don't want to be part of it. (hedged) — 00:02:45
  • 2014-10-03 · Hong Kong Protests Explained — Hank says that with a weakening economy and a growing number of protests, Chinese politicians worry about losing stability, which they really like. — 00:02:58
  • 2014-10-03 · Hong Kong Protests Explained — Hank says China's president Xi Jinping just did a massive crackdown on corruption, making enemies of officials who benefited from it. — 00:03:07
  • 2014-10-03 · Hong Kong Protests Explained — Hank notes some hope Hong Kong, a testing ground for China's capitalism, could test Chinese democracy, but says the cultural gap between China's control and Hong Kong's freedom may be too big. (hedged) — 00:04:48
  • 2014-10-03 · Hong Kong Protests Explained — Hank says China's state media report on the Hong Kong protests as they did on the Arab Spring, focusing on the chaos and inconvenience the protests bring. — 00:05:16
  • 2014-10-03 · Hong Kong Protests Explained — Hank sarcastically voices the state-media message: what China really needs is to stick together and be stable ('Yay, stability!'). (satire) — 00:05:27
  • 2014-10-03 · Hong Kong Protests Explained — Hank says few call for Hong Kong to secede, though China may fear it; mostly Hong Kong wants to be itself, with a bit more control over its destiny for the first time. (hedged) — 00:05:39
  • 2014-10-03 · Hong Kong Protests Explained — Hank says that in a country that checks pigeons for explosives, a seven-million-person region outside central control might be a completely foreign concept. (playful, hedged) — 00:06:00
  • 2014-10-03 · Hong Kong Protests Explained — Hank hopes that, as China found ways to allow actual capitalism within its borders, there may be a way for actual democracy too: a fantastic outcome. 'I guess we'll see.' (hedged) — 00:06:13

2015

2016

2017

  • 2017-06-02 · The Paris Accord: What is it? And What Does it All Mean? — Hank says no one country can handle climate change: even the biggest contributors, the US and China, together make up less than half the emissions; everyone must agree. — 00:01:54
  • 2017-06-30 · Eyes Made of Crystal? - Trilobites are Bizarre — The description says a trilobite genus first found in China is named Han, after the dynasty, and its one species known from a single fossil is named Han Solo. — video description
  • 2017-12-15 · Why Big Solutions Fail — Hank says it takes almost as much energy and work to get something he ordered off Amazon from China to the Missoula distribution warehouse as from that warehouse to his house. — 00:00:24
  • 2017-12-15 · Why Big Solutions Fail — Hank says an item made in China has one place to go, its port; from there maybe a dozen other ports; then a few thousand warehouses or stores. (hedged) — 00:00:45

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2018

  • 2018-03-13 · Who Should We Root For? — John: Italy, the Netherlands, Chile, Canada, China, New Zealand and many other countries also failed to qualify. — 00:01:17
  • 2018-05-15 · Seven Maps to Better Understand the World — John: Comparing 1980 with 35 years later, low- and middle-income countries from China to India to Peru to Angola saw life expectancy rise by at least 10 years, in some cases 20. — 00:03:02
  • 2018-06-22 · Stumping EDU Creators - Trivia at VidCon — a guest: The answer to a geography question (not stated on air) is something located in both Nepal and China. — 00:01:31
  • 2018-07-10 · The General Crisis — John: The single biggest contributor to 17th-century population decline was the Ming Dynasty's collapse: between 1600 and 1644, when the Qing began, China's population fell by 50 million. — 00:02:43
  • 2018-07-13 · Why Do So Few Countries Have Nukes? — Hank: First nuclear tests: the US in 1945, the USSR in 1949, the UK in 1957, France in 1960 and China in 1964, a big spurt that becomes important later. — 00:01:12
  • 2018-07-13 · Why Do So Few Countries Have Nukes? — Hank: The 1960s spurt ending with China was rightly seen as scary, possibly especially because Europeans saw China as a non-European, non-white country, and because Mao Zedong was a pretty scary dude. (hedged) — 00:02:33
  • 2018-10-09 · How Big a Problem is Mental Illness? — John says in China depression and anxiety rob people of more years than liver cancer or diabetes. — 00:01:27

2019

  • 2019-02-05 · Deepfake: A Brief History of Unreliable Images — John says Hitler did the same to Goebbels and Lenin to Trotsky, and it happened often in China, most famously in a photo of Mao's funeral without the Gang of Four. — 00:01:57
  • 2019-03-29 · The Largest Theft of All Time — Hank says the largest bank robbery was in 2015: hackers in China, Russia and Europe took $300-900 million from many banks with common malware; no one was caught and nothing was recovered. — 00:00:43
  • 2019-05-03 · What Game of Thrones is Really About — Hank cites a Vox video saying stopping global warming requires the biggest nations, like China, India and the US, to sacrifice a little in the short term and put aside their political competition. — 00:03:13
  • 2019-05-31 · Uncomfortable Nuance: Natural Gas Edition — Hank says more regulated fracking in Asia could help bring an immediate end to new coal plants in China and India, probably the most important short-term goal for curbing the climate crisis. (hedged) — video description
  • 2019-07-02 · On Sunlight — John says it is reported that in 1634 Jean Nicolet, the first European to cross Lake Michigan, thought he had reached China. (hedged) — 00:00:29
  • 2019-11-04 · This Cat Makes No Sense — Hank says Pallas's cats range across Tibet, China, Pakistan, India, Mongolia and Iran, living solitarily on small rodents and birds, with the longest hair of any cat, stealth hunting and fertility windows as short as one day a year. — 00:00:00

2020

2021

  • 2021-08-13 · How We Fix the Climate — Hank: The approaches can be combined, and exist widely: China, Canada and the EU have cap and trade; Japan, Turkey, Thailand, Indonesia and much of Europe have carbon taxes; nearly everywhere has some regulation. — 00:14:19
  • 2021-10-12 · Fine, I'll take the bait. — John: For 99% of history people knew pi only as 3.1-something; about 2,000 years ago Chinese mathematicians reached the seventh digit, and 1,400 years later Jamshid al-Kashi about the 15th. (doubtful: the seventh digit) — 00:00:58

2022

2023

  • 2023-04-21 · On TikTok Bans — The description says destroying a platform's cultures is a dramatic step, and hopes lawmakers are motivated by more than distaste for social media and looking tough on China. (hedged) — video description
  • 2023-04-21 · On TikTok Bans — Hank: Not claiming to understand US-China relations, Hank says what the Chinese government would do with its influence over TikTok in 10 years may differ greatly from today. (hedged) — 00:01:33
  • 2023-09-28 · What the Heck is the UN? — Hank says the Russian Federation and the People's Republic of China did not exist when the Council was founded but inherited their seats because they hold the same land. — 00:02:06
  • 2023-10-04 · A Messy and Unhinged Introduction to Geoengineering — Hank says cutting a neighbour's rainfall feels intentional in a way US and Chinese coal burning does not, and he is trying to accept that how it feels matters. — 00:08:04
  • 2023-12-15 · Cat...I Farted. — Hank says his own research found that Pepsi's slogan 'brings you back to life' was rendered in China as bringing your ancestors back from the grave. (playful) — 00:02:28

2024

2025

  • 2025-04-11 (said on 2025-04-10, implied) · How Actually Crazy is This Mess? — Hank says Japan, China and South Korea, reacting to US instability, signed a significant trade agreement, though they dislike each other and historically traded through Western partners. — 00:04:29
  • 2025-04-11 (said on 2025-04-10, implied) · How Actually Crazy is This Mess? — Hank calls the three-country deal historically S-tier crazy: the US pushed rivals to settle their problems, which is great for China. — 00:04:58
  • 2025-04-11 (said on 2025-04-10, implied) · How Actually Crazy is This Mess? — Hank says the large deficit with Vietnam reflects a working trade relationship and Vietnam helps diversify supply chains from China, so giving it the harshest tariff is S-tier crazy. — 00:05:39
  • 2025-04-11 (said on 2025-04-10, implied) · How Actually Crazy is This Mess? — Hank says Trump paused the tariffs nine days after imposing them, while the trade war with China continues; some countries seem to have offered concessions, others did not. — 00:10:02
  • 2025-05-02 · I Found the Dumbest Time Zone — Hank says China has only one time zone and no daylight saving time. — 00:01:37
  • 2025-05-02 · I Found the Dumbest Time Zone — Hank says China chose Beijing time rather than a central point, so far western China runs on distant time, and crossing into Afghanistan shifts clocks by three and a half hours. — 00:02:06
  • 2025-09-05 · Caffeine is Very… — Hank says drinking caffeinated teas arose seven separate times: tea in East Asia, coffee in the Horn of Africa and Arabia, cacao in Mesoamerica, kola nut in West Africa, guarana in the Amazon Basin, yerba mate in the Southern Cone, yaupon in southeastern North America. — 00:04:48
  • 2025-09-09 · Sorry, Hank, but Coffee Is Just Better — John says tea has a much longer history, at least 2,200 years, when it was definitely consumed in China. — 00:01:27
  • 2025-10-24 · What Will Books Become? — Hank notes books did not always rely on paper: thousands of years ago in China, bamboo was split into thin strips bound together into something book-like. — 00:00:29

2026

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