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All statements about Europe

120 statements about Europe in 70 videos, by upload date.

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2007

2008

  • 2008-04-28 · Ranting and Giving Stuff Away — John says the drug Hank was given is almost never prescribed in any European country with socialized medicine. (doubtful: almost never prescribed) — 00:03:14
  • 2008-06-19 · Memo to the Fourteenth Century (and to the Tobians) — John: On the future course of history, John warns 14th-century people outside Europe that they are about to be in big trouble, and jokes they should kill any dude who looks like him. (playful) — 00:03:17
  • 2008-08-18 · This Video Comes in Threven Parts — Hank says John won't see this for a while because he is on a boat in the ocean in Europe without internet; Hank never really knows what John is doing anymore. (hedged) — 00:00:00
  • 2008-08-18 · This Video Comes in Threven Parts — announcement: Hank says John started a new, European scavenger hunt; the first clue, in Sweden, has been found and deciphered, giving the letter B, whose meaning is unknown. — 00:03:32

2009

  • 2009-03-15 · Lighting a candle for Rwanda — John says that 15 years ago the US, the UN and Europe got almost all of 'our people' out of Rwanda unharmed, leaving the hundreds of thousands killed to conclude they were 'a them'. — 00:00:54

2010

  • 2010-11-11 · REIGN OF TERROR: The French Revolution, Part III — John says the former First and Second Estates became enemies of the new secular state, which led to a lasting decline in the relevance of religion and class to European governments and economies. — 00:01:38
  • 2010-11-15 · Hey! You! Fix the Budget! — John: After joking that Europe has it all figured out, John says the deficit projections for most developed economies look much like America's. (playful) — 00:02:56
  • 2010-11-15 · Hey! You! Fix the Budget! — announcement: John says he leaves tomorrow (16 November 2010) for a week in Europe, doing events in Amsterdam and Vienna, with details in the description. — 00:02:56

2011

  • 2011-03-18 · TERRIBLE — John says that on taking the throne at 16 Ivan tried to make the world better: he modernized the legal code, opened trade with Europe, annexed land, and married Anastasia. — 00:01:21
  • 2011-06-15 (said on 2011-06-14, implied) · Question Tuesday! Paula Deen Riding Me (and critical reading) — John: Asked about US–Europe differences, John says the biggest is that 60% of US bankruptcies are caused by medical costs, against 0% in the Netherlands. — 00:01:05
  • 2011-07-04 · How to Turn Your Dumb Summer Job Into $162,000 — ask: John names the Nerdfighters to vote for in YouTube NextUp Europe: missxrojas, DeEelcoShow, BarryAldridge, dutchforn00bs, Beckie0, booksandquills, OMFGItsJackAndDean, tristopiatv, willsodyssey, thegearskeepturning, musicfromblueskies and tyrannosauruslexxx. — video description
  • 2011-07-04 · How to Turn Your Dumb Summer Job Into $162,000 — John tells young viewers to go to a bank and set up an IRA, an individual retirement account; non-US countries from Brazil to Europe have equivalents. — 00:01:26
  • 2011-07-04 · How to Turn Your Dumb Summer Job Into $162,000 — ask: John: Many Nerdfighters reached the voting round of YouTube NextUp Europe; John links their entries and asks viewers to watch all the videos and vote, since they can shape YouTube's future. — 00:03:26
  • 2011-07-04 · How to Turn Your Dumb Summer Job Into $162,000 — John: One NextUp Europe finalist is Rosianna, who John says is responsible for the title of The Fault in Our Stars. — 00:03:29
  • 2011-07-08 · Kill the Dollar Bill! — John: No new coins need minting, since a billion $1 coins already exist; just remove the bills. People might be slightly inconvenienced for a while, but Canada and Europe got used to it. — 00:01:56
  • 2011-11-11 · The Bank of Nerdfighteria — John says Silvio Berlusconi's resignation has not calmed the markets, and there is still great fear of bank runs and credit crunches in Europe, a nightmare for the whole world. — 00:00:28
  • 2011-12-30 · How to Tip Properly — Hank says in Europe service charges on the check, higher wages and inexpensive or free medical care mean waitstaff don't need tips to stay above the poverty line. — 00:03:02

2013

  • 2013-08-20 · Why Are American Health Care Costs So High? — John says overutilization is not the problem: Americans go to the doctor less than Europeans and spend much less time in hospitals, though seven nights in a Dutch hospital cost what one American night does. — 00:02:13
  • 2013-10-25 · When Was it a Million Seconds Ago? — Hank: A trillion seconds ago was 31,000 years ago, when, Hank says, humans were first arriving in Europe. (doubtful: 31 thousand years ago) — 00:01:18

2014

2015

2016

2017

2018

  • 2018-02-16 · Thoughts from VERY Dead Animals — Kallie Moore: Kallie says today's horses in the region were imported from Europe, while the original horses started here and then left or died out. — 00:01:13
  • 2018-07-10 · The General Crisis — John: From Africa to Asia to Europe to the Americas there was a lot of crisis, oddly, since the human species overall was getting much wealthier and better connected. — 00:00:54

2019

  • 2019-01-01 · How to Make Goals, Not Resolutions — announcement: John wants to edit and host 46 episodes of a new Crash Course History series about Europe. — 00:03:15
  • 2019-03-29 · The Largest Theft of All Time — Hank says the largest bank robbery was in 2015: hackers in China, Russia and Europe took $300-900 million from many banks with common malware; no one was caught and nothing was recovered. — 00:00:43
  • 2019-06-21 · How to Lie While Telling the Truth — Hank cites the headline that Carnival cruises released ten times more pollution than all cars in Europe combined: technically correct, but it plants a lie. — 00:02:13
  • 2019-06-21 · How to Lie While Telling the Truth — Hank explains the pollution meant is sulfur dioxide, which cars basically no longer produce, especially in Europe, which removed sulfur from fuels. — 00:02:13
  • 2019-06-25 · Seemed Like a Good Idea: Eugene Schieffelin and the European Starlings — John: The American starling population has grown from 60 birds to around 200 million; there are now more European starlings in the Americas than in Europe. — 00:00:58
  • 2019-09-20 · Why Does Australia... (this video is bad, I'm sorry) — Hank: A tweet asks why Australia is performing, which Hank believes is about Eurovision; he wonders when Australia joined Europe and quips that Europe is just an idea. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:55
  • 2019-10-08 · Looking for Alaska (...with Alaska) — announcement: The description lists further outlets: HBO in Central Europe, the Nordics and Spain, BBC3 in the UK and Stan in Australia (October 19th). — video description
  • 2019-10-08 · Looking for Alaska (...with Alaska) — announcement: John: The series also comes out on BBC3 in the UK and in Canada, Europe, Australia, New Zealand and many other places; more info in the doobly-doo. — 00:00:29
  • 2019-10-30 · this is a video about pineapples. — John says pineapples fill old still lifes because rich people bragged about them; a single pineapple in the US or Europe could cost the equivalent of $10,000 today. — 00:00:58
  • 2019-10-30 · this is a video about pineapples. — John says pineapples were costly because they need tropical climates; their story is the Columbian Exchange: almost all eaten in Europe in the 16th-18th centuries were grown by colonized or enslaved people. — 00:01:27
  • 2019-10-30 · this is a video about pineapples. — John says pineapples were eventually grown in Europe, never in quantity; his favorite pineapple painting shows English gardener John Rose giving King Charles II the first pineapple grown in England. — 00:01:56
  • 2019-10-30 · this is a video about pineapples. — John suggests rich visitors from 18th-century Europe or North America would ask not why we put pineapple on pizza, but why we don't put it on everything. (hypothetical) — 00:02:55

2020

  • 2020-12-31 · Auld Lang Syne: The Anthropocene Reviewed — John: Within decades the song became part of Scotland's New Year's Eve, Hogmanay, rooted in winter solstice rituals; by 1818 Beethoven had arranged it and it was spreading through Europe and the English-speaking world. — 00:08:02

2021

  • 2021-06-22 · Mindblowers with Hank and John — Hank says science communicators made bananas a scale for radiation: eating one exposes you to a little radiation, so a jet flight to Europe can be measured in bananas. — 00:00:53
  • 2021-08-13 · How We Fix the Climate — Hank: The approaches can be combined, and exist widely: China, Canada and the EU have cap and trade; Japan, Turkey, Thailand, Indonesia and much of Europe have carbon taxes; nearly everywhere has some regulation. — 00:14:19
  • 2021-08-31 · The Woman Who Invented Stuffed Animals — John: The zither was becoming very popular in Europe, around the time Johann Strauss II wrote solos for it. — 00:01:27
  • 2021-08-31 · The Woman Who Invented Stuffed Animals — John: In her mid-twenties she started a tailoring business with her sisters, then sold ready-made clothing, especially felt underskirts; felt had reached Europe via Central Asia. — 00:01:56
  • 2021-08-31 · The Woman Who Invented Stuffed Animals — John: Part of what makes stuffed-animal history important is that it was one of the few places a disabled woman in 19th-century Europe could succeed in business. — 00:04:52

2022

2023

  • 2023-05-16 · Did TB Cause World War I? — John recalls the usual causes of World War I, as taught by Crash Course: Europe's complicated alliance system and the growing militarization and expansion of empires. — 00:00:00
  • 2023-05-16 · Did TB Cause World War I? — John says TB had earlier been romanticized in Europe as a beautiful way to die, a disease of civilization and refinement affecting beautiful, intelligent and sensitive people. — 00:01:57
  • 2023-06-13 · touched by a king — John: Not long ago, at least in Europe, the most reliable cure for scrofula was widely believed to be the king's touch: being touched by the king. — 00:02:19
  • 2023-07-18 · Tuberculosis Fighters Have a Posse — John says new HIV treatments still did not reach impoverished communities until activists in the US, Europe and the Global South worked together to build that constituency. — 00:01:56
  • 2023-09-28 · What the Heck is the UN? — Hank thought the UN was in Europe and was surprised that John's trip was to New York City, which made him realize he knows little about the UN. — 00:00:00

2024

  • 2024-02-23 · The Juiciest Hank in the World — Hank: Asked what to take to 15th-century Europe, Hank would choose understandable, hand-made-looking mechanical technology, such as a microscope, an older telescope or a watch, not something too far ahead. (hypothetical) — 00:02:41
  • 2024-04-04 · The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie looks WEIRD!!! — announcement: Hank makes an extra Thursday video to announce that the Turtles All the Way Down trailer is out and the release date is May 2 on Max, formerly (and still in Europe) HBO Max. — 00:00:00
  • 2024-06-11 · BEEF DAYS — John says feast days occur throughout the world and history, from Mesoamerica to the Islamic world to Europe: on agreed holidays communities feast, maybe on foods forbidden other days. — 00:03:27
  • 2024-08-16 · I Have Uncovered an Olympics Mystery… — Hank cites a tweet mocking Americans for addressing everyone as Europeans: Europe as one country would have 116 gold, 122 silver and 160 bronze medals. — 00:00:58
  • 2024-08-16 · I Have Uncovered an Olympics Mystery… — Hank: Rejecting tweets about how different US states are, Hank says until Connecticut speaks Connecticutian he won't believe states differ as much as European countries. (playful) — 00:01:27
  • 2024-08-16 · I Have Uncovered an Olympics Mystery… — Hank says Europe has far more people than the US, continental Europe around 750 million. — 00:01:27
  • 2024-08-16 · I Have Uncovered an Olympics Mystery… — Hank says Europe still won more gold medals per capita than the US even without Russia competing: 0.15 per million people against 0.12. — 00:01:56
  • 2024-08-16 · I Have Uncovered an Olympics Mystery… — Hank says each country may send only three athletes per event, and continental Europe is many countries. — 00:01:56
  • 2024-08-16 · I Have Uncovered an Olympics Mystery… — Hank notes Europe's 160 bronze medals: 0.21 bronze medals per million people, far more than the US's 0.12. — 00:04:39
  • 2024-08-16 · I Have Uncovered an Olympics Mystery… — Hank: Checking earlier Games, Hank finds it no 2024 fluke: continental Europe won 114 gold and 155 bronze in 2021, 113 and 139 in 2016, 108 and 138 in 2012. — 00:04:39
  • 2024-08-16 · I Have Uncovered an Olympics Mystery… — Hank argues the pattern controls for events, population and affluence: the same countries and events every Games, yet every Olympics for the last 20 years, possibly longer, shows continental Europe with significantly more bronze than gold. — 00:05:29
  • 2024-08-16 · I Have Uncovered an Olympics Mystery… — Hank's second guess: bronze placings may be more random, gold winners being truer outliers, so Europe's larger number of athletes yields more bronze medals. (hedged) — 00:06:28
  • 2024-08-19 · The Olympics Mystery Explained!!! — Hank proposes that Europe's excess of bronze medals may simply be due to more bronze medals being awarded. (hedged) — 00:00:29
  • 2024-08-19 · The Olympics Mystery Explained!!! — Hank: In an added pop-in, Hank explains his method: for each medal type, Europe's medals won per medal of that type available, normalizing to the total medals available. — 00:01:50
  • 2024-08-19 · The Olympics Mystery Explained!!! — Hank: Charting the normalized data, Hank finds the Europe effect simply goes away, with no statistical significance in the graph. — 00:02:43
  • 2024-08-19 · The Olympics Mystery Explained!!! — Hank says he never claimed to know why the effect existed, only that it existed; it is explained by a mathematical thing, not a cultural human thing. — 00:03:24
  • 2024-08-19 · The Olympics Mystery Explained!!! — Hank concludes it is nice to get a solid answer: continental Europe probably gets more bronze medals almost entirely because more bronze medals are available. (hedged) — 00:03:24
  • 2024-09-10 · The world will change. — John: Up to 35% of Native Alaskans could expect to die of TB, John says, a rate higher than at the peak of Europe's 18th-century epidemic. — 00:00:00
  • 2024-09-10 · The world will change. — announcement: John: To support the project they officially launch Keats & Co. today: the Awesome Coffee Club rebrands as Keats & Co. Coffee, adds tea, and ships to Europe. — 00:03:24
  • 2024-11-13 · Some New Things… — announcement: Hank says Good Store's tea and coffee only ship to the US, Canada and Europe; they might start shipping tea overseas, since tea keeps its quality far longer than coffee. (hedged) — 00:14:21
  • 2024-11-19 · Let's Talk about Money — John: The coffee has over 10,000 subscribers and has raised over $580,000 this year (2024), with steady growth helped by now shipping to Europe. — 00:02:42
  • 2024-11-22 · Populism, Media Revolutions, and Our Terrible Moment — Hank says Johannes Gutenberg invented Europe's movable-type press to end hand-copying; early demand was mostly from powerful institutions, largely the Catholic Church. — 00:08:08
  • 2024-11-22 · Populism, Media Revolutions, and Our Terrible Moment — Hank lists institutions suddenly almost equally under reputational attack, from the CDC, FDA, EPA, schools and the press to Ukraine, NATO, voting machines, chemotherapy and fluoridation. — 00:26:23
  • 2024-12-10 · On Writing — John says the book has little romance, except the romanticization of tuberculosis in 19th-century northern Europe. (playful) — 00:02:28

2025

2026