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204 statements about Tumblr in 131 videos, by upload date.
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2010
- 2010-04-07 · Shmancy Hotel Room Is Shmancy — John says many Nerdfighters on the Eff Yeah Nerdfighters Tumblr have posted photos holding Will Grayson, Will Grayson, though mirroring makes the title read backwards. (playful) — 00:00:28
- 2010-08-10 (said on 2010-08-09, implied) · JOIN THE PEN15 CLUB!! — ask: Hank says the Tumblr Eff Yeah Nerdfighters has 5,000 followers and asks viewers to follow it too. — 00:02:50
2011
- 2011-02-09 · NERDFIGHTERS UNITE! (in your pants) — John notes much conversation on Tumblr, the Ning, YouTube and Twitter about Nerdfighteria changing as it grows and how to keep the community strong, and offers his two cents. — 00:00:56
- 2011-03-07 · This Machine Pwns n00bs Video LP — announcement: Hank says the songs can be streamed free all day and night by anyone with a YouTube connection, and shared on Tumblr, Twitter or a weblog. — 00:00:12
- 2011-04-15 · Humpy Hank — The description says the video collects animations of Hank humping an astonishing variety of people and animals (and himself) into a single music video. (playful) — video description
- 2011-04-15 · Humpy Hank — John reminds Hank that he recently made a video in which he briefly humped Google. (playful) — 00:00:05
- 2011-04-15 · Humpy Hank — John says that a couple of days later Nerdfighter Mattie Boosh posted an animation of Hank humping the TARDIS on his Tumblr, and the Humpy Hank phenomenon was born. (playful) — 00:00:05
- 2011-04-22 · 500,000 Subscribers (Almost...and Thank You) — Hank says Nerdfighteria's support runs from that to him humping things on Tumblr; he admits he did not mention it in his last video but was impressed. (playful) — 00:02:47
- 2011-05-05 · IT'S HANKO DE MAYO!! — announcement: The description announces that Hank and John just got Tumblrs and gives both addresses. — video description
- 2011-05-06 · Happy Birthday To Me! — Hank calls a viewer-made 'Humpy Hank' birthday card, whose figure can hump different things at different speeds, the best birthday card of all time. (playful) — 00:01:44
- 2011-05-20 · How to Vlog: From the Vlogbrothers — announcement: Hank says he wrote a script for this video and will post it on his Tumblr so viewers can compare it with the finished video. — 00:01:31
- 2011-05-23 · Eating the Unicorn — John: After years as fans of the Eff Yeah Nerdfighters Tumblr, John and Hank both got Tumblrs earlier this month (May 2011), on the same day. — 00:02:34
- 2011-05-23 · Eating the Unicorn — John says Tumblr seems to be the top destination for Nerdfighter jokes, Looking for Alaska quotations, DFTBA tattoos, Pizza John jokes and Humpy Hank sites. (hedged) — 00:02:50
- 2011-05-23 · Eating the Unicorn — ask: John tells Nerdfighters on Tumblr to follow Eff Yeah Nerdfighters, and also Hank at edwardspoonhands and John at fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com. — 00:03:09
- 2011-06-15 (said on 2011-06-14, implied) · Question Tuesday! Paula Deen Riding Me (and critical reading) — John sets Hank's punishment as the one most popular in Nerdfighteria, Humpy Hank All Over Town: Hank must hump the town. (playful) — 00:02:23
- 2011-06-15 (said on 2011-06-14, implied) · Question Tuesday! Paula Deen Riding Me (and critical reading) — John: Asked about Tumblr, John calls it the internet's number one destination for images of Paula Deen riding him — the title bit. (joke) — 00:02:34
- 2011-06-20 · On Religion — John: how to balance the urge to be more than nihilists with blunting consciousness's sharp edges through funny stuff like Paula Deen riding Paula Deen riding him, or Humpy Hank. — 00:02:58
- 2011-07-01 · Humping the Town — recommendation: The description links the Wall Street Journal article and asks readers to follow it with John's excellent analysis of it on his Tumblr. — video description
- 2011-07-25 · I Am Not a P#$$Y - this video contains mild swear words. — Hank says he originally wrote this rant on his Tumblr (linked below) and loves Tumblr. — 00:02:26
- 2011-08-26 · Will He Kiss You? Am I a Muggle? It's Question Friday. — announcement: John gives his Tumblr address, fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com, with a link in the doobly-doo. — 00:02:19
- 2011-09-09 · 10 Years after September 11th, and Diablo III — Hank says there are many great Nerdfighters on Tumblr, which amazes him as a place that encourages creation in a new, interesting, fun and fascinating way. — 00:03:11
- 2011-09-09 · 10 Years after September 11th, and Diablo III — ask: Hank asks viewers to follow Eff Yeah Nerdfighters on Tumblr, which finds the best things in Nerdfighteria, such as Sharkeye Jones's laser-eyed Pizza John art. — 00:03:26
- 2011-09-12 · Adorable Baby and Insufficient Cartography — John says the great thing is that the brothers are not the only Nerdfighters: thousands work together through YouTube comments, Twitter, Tumblr, the Ning and Your Pants to improve the maps, making better maps than anyone could alone. — 00:01:50
- 2011-09-14 (said on 2011-09-15, implied) · How to Make Ideas Real: Readit1st.com — Hank made a logo in Fireworks and shared it on Twitter and Tumblr; he got many genius ideas for ReadIt1st and ignored them all, because it needs just one thing to do its job: a newsletter. — 00:01:43
- 2011-09-14 (said on 2011-09-15, implied) · How to Make Ideas Real: Readit1st.com — Hank says about a dozen logo versions on Tumblr made a rewarding critique, then he made an executive decision on a logo they are stuck with, not the best but needed to move on. — 00:02:00
- 2011-09-21 · NERD FACTOR — John reports a nerdfighter's Tumblr discovery that as Hank ages he will look more and more like popcorn magnate Orville Redenbacher. (playful) — 00:00:00
- 2011-10-21 · Signing Psychosis, BlizzCon, TFiOS, Awesome Adventures, and URLatron — ask: Hank asks all of Nerdfighteria to dress poorly in commiseration with John and post photos tagged 'signing psychosis', preferably on Tumblr or Twitter, so they can laugh at them. (playful) — 00:00:00
- 2011-10-21 · Signing Psychosis, BlizzCon, TFiOS, Awesome Adventures, and URLatron — announcement: Hank: A year ago Hank's video on setting up a .com domain described a process costing about $80; a friend's brain crack simplified it and, after months of work, URLatron is ready to launch. — 00:02:26
- 2011-10-21 · Signing Psychosis, BlizzCon, TFiOS, Awesome Adventures, and URLatron — announcement: Hank: URLatron turns a Tumblog into a .com domain in about five minutes of work for $30, with custom email addresses; Hank invites interested viewers to check out urlatron.com. — 00:02:26
- 2011-10-24 · Signing Psychosis Takes Over — John thanks everyone for joining in Signing Psychosis: Nerdfighteria's fashion sense is getting worse along with his, which makes him feel better. (playful) — 00:00:09
- 2011-11-02 · LECTROJOG! — John jokes that the video will alienate new viewers; understanding it takes 894 Vlogbrothers videos, the Swoodilypoopers, some Hank and Katherine play videos and joining Tumblr. (playful) — 00:02:15
- 2011-11-18 · Top 5 Reasons ████ ██ ██████ — Hank argues sites shouldn't be blamed for users' uploads: the PROTECT IP Act would make Tumblr responsible for GIFs of Abed from Community and could get it switched off. — 00:02:13
- 2011-11-21 · Old Man Narrates Young Girl — John argues copyright is complex: posting a quote from his book on Tumblr is fine, posting the whole book is infringement, and where the line falls is ill-defined. — 00:01:34
- 2011-11-21 · Old Man Narrates Young Girl — John says the legislation before Congress would increase that inequality: YouTube, Google and Tumblr can afford lawyers against Viacom, he can't, and it won't stop already-illegal wholesale piracy. — 00:02:54
- 2011-11-28 · Stuffed with STUFF! — Hank says URLatron, which turns a Tumblr into a .com domain, launched well but few people signed up, probably because it was too expensive. (hedged) — 00:01:27
- 2011-11-28 · Stuffed with STUFF! — announcement: Hank cuts URLatron's price from $30 to $15 and points viewers to URLatron.com. — 00:01:27
- 2011-12-09 · Puppies and The Tour de Nerdfighting 2012 — ask: John invites tour questions in the comments or on Tumblr and says he will try to reply. — video description
- 2011-12-23 · There Will Be NO SPOILERS!!! — John: As word spread, more and more Nerdfighters on Twitter, Tumblr and Facebook pledged not to read the book before January 10, or not to spoil it for the majority who receive it then. — 00:01:52
Also named in: Tattoo Typos, Senses, Posters and Bad Movies, Greek Phallic Disco Golf Balls: A Free Association Game
2012
- 2012-01-13 (said on 2012-01-10, implied) · TFiOS PARTY! — Hank thanks everyone who has bought and is reading The Fault in Our Stars and posting pictures of themselves with it on Tumblr. — 00:01:32
- 2012-01-31 · How It Felt — John: Like the internet, the tour went by very fast, like pressing the down key on Tumblr; John says a problem with the internet is that things pass too fast to really experience them. — 00:00:30
- 2012-02-10 · How Big is the Universe? — ask: Hank says his Tumblr died and asks people who followed him there to follow him again. — 00:02:40
- 2012-04-24 · Beneath an Abandoned Hospital: Thoughts from Places — John suggests this is why we explore, read, watch sports, browse Tumblr and study astrophysics: whether watching horror movies or visiting their sets, we seek the terrifying, awesome, otherworldly feeling of not knowing what lies in wait. (hedged) — 00:03:08
- 2012-05-22 · You ARE The Product — recommendation: The description points people bragging about using ad blockers to a post on Hank's Tumblr about ad blocking. — video description
- 2012-05-22 · You ARE The Product — John says this dependence means companies like Facebook, Google, Twitter and Tumblr have to listen to their users, which is good. — 00:00:59
- 2012-05-25 · The Subway Where I Used To Go (Somebody That I Used To Know / Gotye Parody) — sponsor: Hank says the song was not an advertisement: Jimmy John's paid him nothing, he just saw a picture on Tumblr; though 'that thing over there' is an ad. — 00:01:49
- 2012-07-27 · Tumblr: The Musical — Hank says he wanted to make a complicated, epic video but has no time, and not because he is busy; the song that follows blames Tumblr. (playful) — 00:00:00
- 2012-07-27 · Tumblr: The Musical — Hank: In the song Hank portrays Tumblr as a compulsive, dopamine-chasing scroll that keeps him glued to his screen, full of cats, memes, fandoms and GIFs. (playful) — 00:00:07
- 2012-07-27 · Tumblr: The Musical — Hank: The song ends with the claim that everyone can agree Tumblr is the place for him. (playful) — 00:01:36
- 2012-07-27 · Tumblr: The Musical — Hank found the YouTube channel AVbyte, which makes a new musical every week, after someone linked him their Instagram musical; he emailed them proposing a Tumblr musical starring him. — 00:02:23
- 2012-07-27 · Tumblr: The Musical — announcement: Hank: The song is not on iTunes yet but will be shortly; Hank will tweet it and put it on his Tumblr. — 00:03:29
- 2012-07-27 · Tumblr: The Musical — recommendation: Hank calls Tumblr a weird but very fun place and urges viewers not to spend their whole lives there but to go do other, even outside, things. (playful) — 00:03:34
- 2012-08-10 · I Don't Have a Favorite Pony — Hank: In the song Hank says something is happening on the internet that he doesn't get, with thousands of fans making Tumblrs, fanfics and bulletin boards, and that all that excitement is great. (playful) — 00:00:06
- 2012-08-21 · Is College Worth It? — John takes up long-time Nerdfighter roxinpunch's Tumblr question whether college, with its overpriced degrees, is even worth it, as relevant to students and to people still repaying loans. — 00:00:02
- 2012-09-18 (said on 2012-09-16, implied) · Existential Airport Anxiety — John: Recalling Montag's line about walls yelling at him, John says we literally live in a world of shouty walls, and his phone holds billions of voices on Twitter, Tumblr and Facebook. — 00:01:01
- 2012-09-25 · Do Businesses Need to Suck? — John found watercolor paintings with quotes from his books by Malaysian Nerdfighter May; they print posters he signs, and the royalties can support her through university and a graphic-design job search. — 00:01:56
- 2012-10-12 · Human Sexuality is Complicated… — Hank introduces romantic orientation, an idea he met on Tumblr the day before, which separates wanting intimate relationships from sex as their goal. — 00:02:17
- 2012-10-16 · Burning Peeps, My OTP, and Velociraptors: It's Question Tuesday — John: Asked whether Barack Obama's Tumblr really posted Hank's voting video, John first says no, then, surprised, tells Hank he is on the President's Tumblr. — 00:02:37
- 2012-11-23 · Black Friday: An Accident of History — Hank thanks the Nerdcrafteria Minecraft server, Tumblr, the Ning and other online places where Nerdfighters gather, and the people who watch and support his work, even sappy videos like this. — 00:03:14
- 2012-11-23 · Black Friday: An Accident of History — Hank is thankful for John, who always drives him to do new and difficult things, is raising a wonderful family and says wise things on Tumblr. — 00:03:32
- 2012-12-11 · Economics and Dentistry: YOUTUBE'S FAVORITE TOPICS — John says Nerdfighteria used to be a YouTube-based phenomenon but now has many places, listing Minecrafteria, Facebook groups, the Ning, Our Pants, Reddit, Tumblr and Kiva, and probably more. — 00:00:58
Also named in: The Dangling Rope of Terror: It's Question Tuesday, Flinching in the Shower, 1000 VIDEOS!!!, Thoughts from Dead Animals
2013
- 2013-01-22 · How to Be More Than Friends: Question Tuesday — John recalls once describing Tumblr as mostly homoerotic Wholock watercolors; Dutch friends Lotte and Lidewij wrote him a song about it, which he woke up singing, puzzling Henry's babysitter. (playful) — 00:00:08
- 2013-01-22 · How to Be More Than Friends: Question Tuesday — John: Asked why his Tumblr is called Fishing Boat Proceeds, John says since 2007 he has hoped for fishing boat proceeds so he can tick a special box on his tax return; it hasn't happened yet. (playful) — 00:01:48
- 2013-01-29 · Across Three Continents: A Tale of Tumblr, Copyright, and Excellent Posters — John: Scrolling the TFIOS tag on Tumblr, John found a poster he wanted on his wall, reblogged it and asked the user to do it on DFTBA Records; she had not designed it. — 00:00:58
- 2013-01-29 · Across Three Continents: A Tale of Tumblr, Copyright, and Excellent Posters — John: Asked on Tumblr who designed it, a 16-year-old Filipino Nerdfighter, Nika, said she made the painting, but someone else had turned it into the poster. — 00:01:27
- 2013-03-08 · ONE MILLION NERDFIGHTERS! — Hank lists his day: Twitter, filming SciShow, readying P4A perks, a Hank's channel video, folding mug boxes with Katherine at the warehouse, a DFTBA Records video, editing Hank Games Live, Tumblr, a Kiva loan. (playful) — 00:00:00
- 2013-04-02 · TFiOS Movie Casting, New Books, and Groundhog Wars: An Old School Vlogbrothers Video — announcement: John says he will take a four- or possibly five-week paternity leave from Vlogbrothers and everything else, except probably Tumblr. (hedged) — 00:02:26
- 2013-04-16 · Flags and Helpers — John learned of the Boston Marathon attacks from a post on his Tumblr dashboard the day before and knew immediately something was very wrong. — 00:00:00
- 2013-05-21 · Poetry Makes Nothing Happen: Thoughts on Ai Weiwei from the Indianapolis Museum of Art — John says Ai is primarily famous on Tumblr for flicking off important buildings. (playful) — 00:01:21
- 2013-05-24 · What's Up with Start Ups — Hank says Tumblr made $15 million last year (2012) and sold for $1.1 billion, about 75 times revenue, with no profit; Instagram sold for a billion having never made money. — 00:00:00
- 2013-05-24 · What's Up with Start Ups — Hank says buyers are not paying for revenue or even potential revenue: what is valued is the user who spends time on the site; he spends time, not money, on Facebook, Instagram and Tumblr. — 00:00:42
- 2013-05-28 · NERD FACTOR! (...And Why I Fear for Tumblr) — John: Responding to Hank's Tumblr and startups video, John thinks the underlying problem is that almost everything online depends on advertising, and advertisers are terrible at valuing the creator-viewer relationship. (hedged) — 00:00:16
- 2013-05-28 · NERD FACTOR! (...And Why I Fear for Tumblr) — John wants a broader internet and worries that Tumblr, Facebook and even YouTube can support that breadth only as long as they are willing to lose money. — 00:00:59
- 2013-06-07 · How To Be a Baby Properly — Hank writes that it is really weird to lose John not just from YouTube but largely from Tumblr and Twitter too, and asks viewers not to forget about him while he is gone. — video description
- 2013-06-14 · What is the Strongest Force on Earth? — Hank found on Tumblr a science quiz asking 'What is the strongest force on Earth?'; the student wrote 'love' and the teacher crossed it out. He sets out to find the real answer and what the teacher meant. — 00:00:04
- 2013-08-30 · Raw Onion, Twerking, and Speech Jam — Hank says Nerdfighteria is his biggest inspiration: when he lacks a video idea he asks on Twitter, Tumblr and Instagram, and this video is made from their suggestions. — 00:00:10
- 2013-09-17 · Question Tuesday with Nat Wolff (aka Isaac in The Fault in Our Stars movie) — announcement: John says he may write a Tumblr post on why such details don't matter to him and link it below; the description links the post. (hedged) — 00:01:17
- 2013-11-08 · VidCon, Punishments, Comments, and Pumpkins — announcement: Hank announces VidCon 2014, the fifth annual VidCon, about 230 days away, with tickets on sale now. — 00:00:32
- 2013-11-08 · VidCon, Punishments, Comments, and Pumpkins — announcement: Hank: VidCon now has a Tumblr, vidconblr.tumblr.com, and is on Twitter and Facebook to answer questions. — 00:01:22
- 2013-11-19 · On Middle School Misery — John: A student at the middle school John attended in seventh grade wrote on Tumblr that a teacher of his remembered him as quiet, unique and miserable, bullied because of his awesomeness. — 00:00:28
- 2013-11-19 · On Middle School Misery — John says it didn't feel like awesomeness: he was just miserable, not a good student, and felt like a stupid nerd. — 00:00:48
- 2013-11-19 · On Middle School Misery — John says he often fantasized about hurting his bullies or holding a gun to their heads to make them apologize and feel as scared and powerless as he did, but that is not the way forward. — 00:01:17
- 2013-11-19 · On Middle School Misery — John says he survived middle school because many people were kind to him: parents, teachers, fellow nerds and popular strangers who would not stand for bullying. — 00:01:51
- 2013-12-27 · The Kidney That Was In 3 People - And Other Amazing Science Things — Hank thanks Geneva for categorizing his Tumblr science asks, and links more sledding footage from Michael Aranda. — video description
- 2013-12-27 · The Kidney That Was In 3 People - And Other Amazing Science Things — Hank says he is spending the time sledding, playing video games, eating fried egg sandwiches and cuddling, but mostly answering science questions on Tumblr, one of his favourite things. — 00:00:31
- 2013-12-27 · The Kidney That Was In 3 People - And Other Amazing Science Things — announcement: Hank says his favourite Tumblr question, whether eating one pound of nachos at 99 pounds makes you 1% nacho, is too complicated to answer here; SciShow may do a whole episode on it. (hedged) — 00:02:51
- 2013-12-27 · The Kidney That Was In 3 People - And Other Amazing Science Things — Hank says he loves the world and weird, exciting, interesting questions about it, thanks Tumblr askers, and warns he probably cannot answer the flood of asks. — 00:03:08
Also named in: Addicted to the Internet, Applying for Health Insurance: Then and Now
2014
- 2014-01-24 · The Naughty Professor: Hank and John at the Beach - REUNION! — Hank: Asked why Dave Green is never in the videos, Hank explains Dave is a 'third unsuccessful brother' made up by a Tumblr; John is surprised to have an imaginary brother. (playful) — 00:01:22
- 2014-01-24 · The Naughty Professor: Hank and John at the Beach - REUNION! — ask: John: Overriding Hank's joke request for kinds of farts, John asks viewers to tell them about Dave Green in the comments. (playful) — 00:02:06
- 2014-01-28 · Question Tuesday! TFIOS Movie Trailer, Penguin Knees, and Backflips — John: Asked who would play Dave Green in a movie, John picks Benedict Cumberbatch; asked if he likes Dave more than Hank, he notes Dave never gave him a cold. (playful) — 00:00:56
- 2014-01-28 · Question Tuesday! TFIOS Movie Trailer, Penguin Knees, and Backflips — John still has no fishing boat proceeds (his Tumblr makes GIFs, not income); he notes the seven-year-old joke is lost on most and trusts old Nerdfighters to explain it. (playful) — 00:02:45
- 2014-03-28 · New Album, New Channels, New Fabric, New Internet Thing! — announcement: Hank says VidCon is less than three months away and he is working constantly on its content, which is time-consuming and terrifying; he apologises to those who can't go. — 00:00:54
- 2014-03-28 · New Album, New Channels, New Fabric, New Internet Thing! — ask: Hank, who loves personal book recommendations, proposes Reviewsday Tuesday: every Tuesday people photograph a book and review it on Instagram, Tumblr or Twitter. — 00:03:10
- 2014-04-08 · I Don't Even Know — announcement: John says Fox lets people choose the tour stops by Tumblr notes on state posts; liking and reblogging counts as two votes for a state. — 00:02:03
- 2014-04-08 · I Don't Even Know — ask: John asks Nerdfighters to like and reblog their state on Tumblr so that Nerdfighters decide where the tour goes. — 00:02:23
- 2014-04-11 · What Boys Look For in Girls — Hank says a Tumblr post asking how boys look hot without makeup made him notice culture, which surrounds us unnoticed like the water we swim in. — 00:01:54
- 2014-04-18 · What is The Oldest Song? — ask: Hank says some of the album is already on his Tumblr, including the song 'I F***ing Love Science', and it is available to pre-order at DFTBA.com. — 00:03:36
- 2014-04-25 (said on 2014-04-26, implied) · I Love Science (Clean Version) (Uncensored link in the Description) — ask: Hank says pre-ordered albums will ship signed, with an email of MP3 download links since not everybody has a CD drive anymore. — 00:02:37
- 2014-05-06 · TFIOS Movie Madness, Incongruent, and Headless Hotel People — announcement: John says Hank's album Incongruent comes out tomorrow, so today is the last day to pre-order a signed copy (link in the doobly-doo); it will also be on iTunes tomorrow. — 00:01:05
- 2014-05-09 · Oh JK Rowling - Kinetic Typography — Hank credits the video to Risa Rodil, known for her work on Tumblr, and thanks two friends who came over late to help with the dancing parts. — 00:01:41
- 2014-05-09 · Oh JK Rowling - Kinetic Typography — announcement: Hank announces Incongruent is officially released, on iTunes, Google Play, Amazon and DFTBA Records, where physical copies also come with a download link. — 00:01:52
- 2014-05-09 · Oh JK Rowling - Kinetic Typography — announcement: Hank: Due to his own mistake, Hank says, the clean version will not ship from the warehouse for another couple of weeks; pre-ordered copies will be signed. — 00:02:05
- 2014-05-09 · Oh JK Rowling - Kinetic Typography — announcement: Hank Green and the Perfect Strangers will also play at VidCon. — 00:02:36
- 2014-05-09 · Oh JK Rowling - Kinetic Typography — announcement: Hank describes VidCon as an annual meet-up of people who love online video, with concerts, panels, culture-and-business discussions, Q&As and signings, in Anaheim from June 26 to 28: three days this year (2014). — 00:02:50
- 2014-05-12 (said on 2014-05-13, implied) · Perfect Puff and Endless Interviews: Touring and Hollywood Press Junkets — ask: John congratulates Hank on his album being a huge hit on the iTunes charts and tells everyone to get it. — 00:03:49
- 2014-06-13 · How to Make Cinnamon Toast (two ways) — Hank makes cinnamon toast two ways and champions the soggy technique (butter, cinnamon and sugar first, then toaster) over the crunchy one: Team soggy for life. (playful) — 00:00:22
- 2014-06-13 · How to Make Cinnamon Toast (two ways) — Hank says he posted his cinnamon-toast method on Tumblr and people criticized him, saying to toast before buttering, which he calls ludicrous. (playful) — 00:01:00
- 2014-06-13 · How to Make Cinnamon Toast (two ways) — Hank says there is a lot of animosity between Team soggy and Team crunchy, admitting he may be projecting other stress onto it. (playful, hedged) — 00:01:18
- 2014-06-13 · How to Make Cinnamon Toast (two ways) — announcement: Hank says the VidCon 2014 agenda, what happens at what times, has just been released. — 00:01:38
- 2014-06-13 · How to Make Cinnamon Toast (two ways) — Hank paints anglerfish art for the VidCon charity auction, says he doesn't know how, and did four pieces after saying he would do two. — 00:02:06
- 2014-06-13 · How to Make Cinnamon Toast (two ways) — ask: Hank asks commenters: Team soggy or Team crunchy, and is the chewed poster worth more or less now? (playful) — 00:03:22
- 2014-06-27 · My Day Before VidCon — Hank: VidCon is happening and Hank, who didn't prepare properly, doesn't know how he'll make his video this week (week of 23 June 2014). — 00:00:01
- 2014-06-27 · My Day Before VidCon — Hank says all this was the day before VidCon started. — 00:03:40
- 2014-07-01 · Why I Love Makeup — John says VidCon was so fun he took hardly any video; it was basically that level of sensory input for 72 straight hours. (playful) — 00:00:00
- 2014-07-29 · Listen: Thoughts from Addis Ababa, Ethiopia — John says humans are generous within their social networks, but lack of access to Tumblr and YouTube leaves people in absolute poverty voiceless online, so we imagine their problems as other. — 00:02:22
- 2014-09-02 · MORTIFICATION — John says people act differently in private than at school, work or on Tumblr, and he would not want to be on Tumblr all the time, joking his kids don't have Tumblrs yet. (playful) — 00:03:11
- 2014-09-09 · Going to College (in Ethiopia) — John says Ethiopia's internet is very slow, making it hard to watch creators, comment, load Tumblr or join online communities; students' social media is mostly with people they know offline. — 00:01:48
- 2014-09-12 · Hanging with High School Hank — Hank: Finding a binder of notes from friends, Hank calls note-passing, done before Tumblr and texting, a lost art. (playful) — 00:02:06
- 2014-11-10 · The Woman Without a Face - Pizzamas Day 1 — Hank: Viewers sent Hank Tumblr asks wanting his promised video; he answers that it is still Monday and the video has to be made. (playful) — 00:00:26
- 2014-11-20 · Announcing VidCon 2015! — Hank: last year (2013) VidCon had 20,000 people; 2015 will be the first year it doesn't grow, with tickets cut off at about the same size. — 00:01:54
2015
- 2015-01-13 · On Writing, Looking for Alaska Turning 10, and Winning the Project for Awesome — John says he is going back to writing, and that he heard on Tumblr that Hank is also writing a story, joking that this is how he learns about his brother's life. (playful) — 00:03:37
- 2015-01-23 · Interviewing the President — In the description Hank says he is exhausted but pretty euphoric, and that his thoughts and analysis of the interview are on his Tumblr, not in this video. — video description
- 2015-01-27 · Will Life Get Better for the Poor? — John says we do not actually live in two worlds; it only feels so because no one in his neighborhood, or whom he follows on Tumblr, Twitter or Instagram, has stunted kids. — 00:02:34
- 2015-02-03 (said on 2015-01-30, implied) · Beards, Birds, and the Paper Towns Release Date: Question Tuesday! — John says that if Hank thinks it is hard for him, he should imagine what it is like for Dave Green. (joke) — 00:02:34
- 2015-02-06 · You Will Be Forgotten ...And That's OK — Hank says he loves Tumblr text posts: those that rise to six or seven figures of notes become almost objectively great, the height of a pretty weird form. — 00:00:00
- 2015-02-06 · You Will Be Forgotten ...And That's OK — Hank says that, like all media, Tumblr text posts say a lot about the culture that creates, honors and promotes them. — 00:00:27
- 2015-02-06 · You Will Be Forgotten ...And That's OK — Hank quotes a text post about being terrified of an ordinary, routine life and not doing anything different to be remembered by, and says it has around half a million notes. — 00:00:36
- 2015-02-13 · Draw My Life + 16 Other Suggestions — Hank says that, with nothing pressing to make a video about, he turned this one over to the Nerdfighters of Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr and Reddit to decide what he would do. — 00:00:01
- 2015-02-17 · Places I've Never Been — John says the Paper Towns line 'I'm in love with cities I've never been to and people I've never met' has been quoted a lot, pops up all the time on Tumblr and has over 1,700 likes on Goodreads. — 00:00:15
- 2015-02-17 · Places I've Never Been — John: Last week (week of 9 February 2015) John found a copyright-subreddit post saying a friend's Tumblr line was attributed to him and sold as a poster; he illegally downloaded a pirated copy of his own novel, searched it, and the line was not there. — 00:01:20
- 2015-02-17 · Places I've Never Been — John corrects the record: the line was written several years ago by a 13-year-old Nerdfighter, Melody, who often quoted his books and made art on her Tumblr; someone assumed he wrote it. — 00:01:44
- 2015-02-17 · Places I've Never Been — John says Melody now gets lots of hateful asks in her Tumblr inbox from people accusing her of stealing John Green's quote. — 00:02:01
- 2015-02-17 · Places I've Never Been — John admits he is 'a bit of a grapefruit' for getting into this, and says it is not his first misattribution: a line from One Tree Hill's series finale is widely attributed to him on Tumblr, though he did not write it. (playful) — 00:02:36
- 2015-03-13 · Screaming Into Pillows — Hank tells Nerdfighteria they are really important in his life, so it feels wrong not to talk about important things happening to him, on video or social media. — 00:00:59
- 2015-05-19 · Pain Destroys Language: John after the Dentist — announcement: John: The fundraiser is called 'Nerdfighters Opposed to Human Suffering Including but not Limited to John's Post-Operative Pain'; a Tumblr Nerdfighter abbreviated it and John gives it a silly pronunciation. (playful) — 00:01:49
- 2015-05-26 · Sixteen Parts — announcement: John: The Paper Towns film comes out in about 56 days in the US, at different times elsewhere; John will travel to support the release, at least to Brazil and the UK and probably other places. (hedged) — 00:02:58
- 2015-06-05 · Just for Nerdfighters — Hank says Nerdfighteria should be defined now and then: told on Tumblr that someone was shamed in a Nerdfighter community for being transgender, he says that is not what a Nerdfighter does. (hedged) — 00:01:05
- 2015-06-08 · Monday Bonus Video! — announcement: John: The Paris stop of the Paper Towns tour is a meet and greet on June 17 at 6:30 pm at the Librairie de Paris. — video description
- 2015-06-08 · Monday Bonus Video! — announcement: John: The Berlin event is fully booked; Fox's German account @FoxDeutschland will announce any further tickets. — video description
- 2015-06-08 · Monday Bonus Video! — announcement: John: A special Paper Towns event is coming to London very soon, with details from @UKPaperTowns. — video description
- 2015-06-08 · Monday Bonus Video! — announcement: John: The US leg, where viewers' votes decide where Cara, Nat and John go, is called the #GetLostGetFound tour; FAQs are on John's Tumblr. — video description
- 2015-06-08 · Monday Bonus Video! — announcement: John: Next week (week of 15 June 2015) John tours Europe with his wife and friends: a sold-out Berlin event on Tuesday June 16, meeting people outside a Paris bookstore Wednesday, London on Thursday (place and time to be determined). — 00:00:06
- 2015-06-08 · Monday Bonus Video! — announcement: John, Nat and Cara will tour the US in July, visiting the states with the most votes at papertownsmovie.com/tour, where one Tumblr like or reblog counts as one vote, until June 15. — 00:01:10
- 2015-06-16 (said on 2015-06-13, implied) · Paper Towns Madrid with Nat Wolff! THE TOUR BEGINS — The description says the European leg of the Paper Towns press tour begins in Madrid, with John and Nat Wolff pushing through crushing jet lag. — video description
- 2015-06-19 · 19 Ways to Not Suck on the Internet — Hank says many people on Twitter and Tumblr pointed him to Wheaton's Law, basically 'don't be a jerk', which he likes but finds a little subjective. — 00:02:49
- 2015-06-23 · Question Tuesday with Cara Delevingne and Nat Wolff — John records Question Tuesday in the back of a movie theater in Berlin with Nat Wolff, who plays Q, and Cara Delevingne, who plays Margo Roth Spiegelman in the Paper Towns film. — 00:00:06
- 2015-06-30 · Some News — announcement: John says he, Cara Delevingne, Nat Wolff and Halston Sage will tour the US before the Paper Towns film comes out, in the states that won a Tumblr vote: Ohio, Texas and Indiana. — 00:00:41
- 2015-06-30 · Some News — John thanks the many voters from outside Indiana who helped his small home state win so he could have a tour day with his family. — 00:00:54
- 2015-06-30 · Some News — announcement: John: The tour stops are Indianapolis on July 14th, Columbus, Ohio on July 15th and Dallas, Texas on July 16th; all events are free. — 00:01:06
- 2015-07-14 · On Exhaustion — announcement: John will be in Indianapolis the next day for the start of the Paper Towns tour with Nat, Cara, Akilah Hughes and Nerdfighters, then Columbus and Dallas; events are free, details in the doobly-doo. — 00:00:45
- 2015-07-21 · PAPER TOWNS IS HERE AND JOHN IS A BALL OF ANXIETY — John met many thousands of Nerdfighters around the country, and many wanted to say hello to Hank, as crowds then do. — 00:00:16
- 2015-07-28 · Paper Towns, Agloe, and Touring: Thoughts from (Many) Places — John says the past two months were long and difficult; he missed his family and is glad to be home, but the tour week was an adventure that brought him closer to people he loves. — 00:03:37
- 2015-09-11 · Yellowstone: The Terror of Change — Hank: A couple of weeks ago Tumblr changed how it displays reblogs; Hank did not like it because it was change, and was frustrated. — 00:00:01
- 2015-09-11 · Yellowstone: The Terror of Change — Hank: Since even the ground could one day fly into the air and land in Texas, Hank suggests how his Tumblr reblogs look isn't what he should worry about. (hedged) — 00:03:10
- 2015-11-18 · SUIT UP! A Very Fancy Reunion Video (Pizzamas Day 8) — John says Rosianna took away his Tumblr password, so he no longer knows what is happening on Tumblr. — 00:01:43
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2016
- 2016-02-26 · Things You Don't Know About Us (REUNION!) — Hank: Asked how Dave Green is, Hank says he is fine and doing good. (playful) — 00:02:35
- 2016-04-19 · Literally Hitler — John says that in August 2009 someone started a Tumblr called 'Obama is literally Hitler', satirizing comparisons between Obama and Hitler. — 00:00:00
- 2016-06-03 · Redefining What it Means to Matter — Hank saw a comic by Korean artist Yaho on Tumblr with 88,000 notes, voicing a theme he hears online, at his shows, in real life and in his own head. — 00:00:00
- 2016-06-17 · Hey, Let's Change Some Things — ask: Hank invites letter writers to share their letters with him on Snapchat, Twitter, Facebook or Tumblr with a hashtag or tag, and to thank others who sent letters. — 00:03:09
- 2016-06-24 (said on 2016-06-21, implied) · Questions (and Announcements) from VidCon — Hank thanks everyone who did his homework assignment: he got many letters on Snapchat, Facebook, Tumblr and Twitter. — 00:03:27
- 2016-08-19 · 16 Sports that Should Be in the Olympics — Hank says the Olympics should let people post GIFs on Tumblr and Twitter. (playful) — 00:03:47
- 2016-09-13 · YouTube's New Thing (and a New Thing of Our Own) — John says they have always had to build homes off YouTube for non-video community stuff: Art Assignment submissions go via other sites, Crash Course lacks worksheets, and P4A needs social media. — 00:01:19
- 2016-10-07 · Changing Our Business a Bit — Hank lists past experiments: he humped things, John ate toilet paper, Hank sang songs, and they went to the developing world. (playful) — 00:00:15
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2017
- 2017-11-08 · Follow Hank All Day — Hank works on a song for the first time in a while; it was meant for Song Wednesday but isn't happening, so he put it on his Tumblr though it still has problems. — 00:00:15
2018
- 2018-04-17 · John Green Answers Your John Green Questions — John and Hank are brothers and there are no other siblings. — 00:01:09
- 2018-04-17 · John Green Answers Your John Green Questions — John says DFTBA is an initialism for several phrases, including Don't Forget To Be Awesome, Darling, Fetch The Battle Axe, and Dave: Forgotten Through Brotherly Adventures. (playful) — 00:01:20
2019
- 2019-07-05 · You Need to Know About This Ridiculous Fish — Hank: Against a viral Tumblr rant calling the sunfish too worthless to know it shouldn't exist, Hank says that's not how it works: sunfish species are successful. — 00:00:58
- 2019-10-29 · The Truth about None Pizza with Left Beef — Hank notes that Tumblr, the iPhone and Vlogbrothers all launched in 2007, an important year. — 00:00:43
- 2019-10-29 · The Truth about None Pizza with Left Beef — Hank says what makes Tumblr a fantastic platform is that every reblog with an addition becomes content that cannot be lost and travels with the media. — 00:00:43
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2021
- 2021-10-14 · Pizza Sized Johns or John Sized Pizza? It's Question Thursday — John: Dave is doing Dave stuff: John used to feel bad that Dave had no Twitter or YouTube, but now thinks Dave maybe just achieved enlightenment. (playful) — 00:01:27
2022
- 2022-01-25 · My Least Relatable Story: The Parisian Dentist — John: In 2015 John, Nat Wolff and Cara Delevingne travelled to eight countries in two weeks to promote the Paper Towns movie. — 00:00:00
- 2022-08-26 · I Searched for 'Science Side of Twitter' and Answered As Many Questions as I Could — Hank says people used to ask the 'science side of Tumblr' questions and very occasionally ask the 'science side of Twitter'; he searched it and will answer as many as he can in four minutes. — 00:00:00
2023
- 2023-01-03 · TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH — announcement: In a channel comment, John says he has become the Awesome Coffee Club's unpaid social media intern, so far only on Tumblr, and may start a TikTok. — creator comment
- 2023-01-17 · John Green Answers the Most Searched Hank Green Questions — John says Hank's URLatron, a Linktree before Linktree where all your URLs would go, was a very good idea, just slightly wrongly timed. — 00:03:01
- 2023-01-24 · Behind the Scenes of my TUMBLR MEME LORD ERA — John tells Hank he is back on Tumblr and offers a behind-the-scenes look at his new Tumblr, which is sort of his. — 00:00:00
- 2023-01-24 · Behind the Scenes of my TUMBLR MEME LORD ERA — John calls Tumblr an ancient, creaky social media platform known for friendliness to brands, its abundance of ships and its fondness for copypasta. (playful) — 00:00:00
- 2023-01-24 · Behind the Scenes of my TUMBLR MEME LORD ERA — John felt very welcome on Tumblr when he joined in 2011, later felt less welcome and eventually left; neither he nor Tumblr expected a reunion. — 00:00:00
- 2023-01-24 · Behind the Scenes of my TUMBLR MEME LORD ERA — John: Though several loved ones begged him not to, John rejoined Tumblr, but as a coffee company. — 00:00:58
- 2023-01-24 · Behind the Scenes of my TUMBLR MEME LORD ERA — John let the Tumblr algorithm pick his new username, sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog. (playful) — 00:01:31
- 2023-01-24 · Behind the Scenes of my TUMBLR MEME LORD ERA — John: To John's surprise Tumblr is pretty fun: users collectively made a non-existent 1973 film, Goncharov, make lots of art and still debate Supernatural. — 00:01:31
- 2023-01-24 · Behind the Scenes of my TUMBLR MEME LORD ERA — John: On Tumblr John sometimes answers questions but mostly posts memes about being famously bullied off Tumblr and returning not as a soul-endowed human but as a charitable coffee company. (playful) — 00:02:00
- 2023-01-24 · Behind the Scenes of my TUMBLR MEME LORD ERA — John says he no longer wants to be an individual, with all its inherent fragility; he wants to be a company and would rather not be a person on the internet again. (playful) — 00:02:29
- 2023-01-24 · Behind the Scenes of my TUMBLR MEME LORD ERA — John: Posting on, John invented his own lore: having worked unpaid for the Awesome Coffee Club, he is the world's only ethically sourced unpaid intern. (playful) — 00:02:29
- 2023-01-24 · Behind the Scenes of my TUMBLR MEME LORD ERA — ask: John urges viewers to join the club, maybe not on Tumblr but definitely at awesomecoffeeclub.com. — 00:02:58
- 2023-01-24 · Behind the Scenes of my TUMBLR MEME LORD ERA — John: Asked how this will end, John jokes it will end brilliantly, then admits it will end in catastrophe, but he can never resist the social internet. (playful) — 00:03:28
- 2023-05-23 · Rough Week — John enjoyed a Tumblr post wondering which line of All Star Hank would have used as a title had this happened in the Vlogbrothers All Star era; John guesses Hank would pick an abstract one. (playful) — 00:00:29
- 2023-08-01 · Three Mornings — John jokes that nobody pays him to say it, since he is the club's unpaid intern, but it really is the best coffee in the world and good to drink thanks to Marta, Dolores and others. (playful) — 00:05:35
- 2023-08-29 · Breaking News: CEO Demoted — John says he wasn't very good at the job and is thrilled to be demoted back to his natural role as unpaid social media intern making memes about the coffee. (playful) — 00:01:57
- 2023-12-24 · John and Hank Hanging Out but they Keep Getting Younger and More Pixelated — Hank: Asked why Dave Green is never in the videos, Hank says Dave, a third unsuccessful brother, was made up by Tumblr; John is surprised to have an imaginary brother. (playful) — 01:35:21
2024
- 2024-08-07 · Dear Hank and John Livestream! — John finds Tumblr a ghost town of 15-year users and people fleeing other platforms for its less sophisticated algorithms, which come from lack of expertise, not choice. — 00:16:41
- 2024-08-27 · How The Internet Is Rigged — John: In 2011 John built a large audience on Tumblr, which, as Tumblr grew, sold many copies of The Fault in Our Stars. — 00:03:06
- 2024-11-01 · Working Through a Crisis with My Brother — John says relying on outside validation is not good because it is always fickle; when it goes, as in a Tumblr 2013 incident, you are left hollow. — 00:05:36
2025
- 2025-06-24 · Am I Cigarettes? — John: Now a little voice tells John to check the internet while he reads or works; he resists, gives in to the craving, checks Reddit, Tumblr and Bluesky, and it is cigarettes all over again. — 00:01:03
- 2025-06-24 · Am I Cigarettes? — John admits he is still on Tumblr, calling himself a proper internet degenerate. (playful) — 00:01:24
- 2025-07-15 · LLAMAS Are NOT What You Think — John says their brother Dave Green doesn't think about such things: he is a practical man interested in running a Wendy's, caring for his family and paying the mortgage. (playful) — 00:07:16
- 2025-07-15 · LLAMAS Are NOT What You Think — Hank reveals that Dave is actually a fish: a man-sized largemouth bass with consciousness who manages a Wendy's and now stays in a tank as manager. (joke) — 00:07:16
- 2025-12-09 · Hank Green, from A to Z — John names Hank's Tumblr, Edward Spoonhands, which keeps the 2008 bit's name; Hank is on Tumblr much less than John. — 00:00:58
- 2025-12-09 · Hank Green, from A to Z — John calls URLatron one of Hank's less successful ventures, like Linktree before anyone needed one: not a bad idea, just ahead of its time. — 00:04:22
2026
- 2026-01-20 · Am I ... Good? — John: Searching his tag on Tumblr, John came across a quote attributed to him that he had no memory of writing; unlike usual misquotes, it carried an attribution. — 00:00:00
- 2026-01-20 · Am I ... Good? — John: Taking up a Tumblr user's point, John says that calling himself a bad writer also dismisses readers who love his work, the last thing he wants. — 00:04:37
- 2026-02-14 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 3! — John had not read Zombicorns for years until it showed up in his Tumblr feed, and discovered, to his huge surprise, that he likes his work. — 02:03:49
- 2026-02-15 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 5! — John: Asked about fishing boat proceeds, John says he still has never had any: it was his Tumblr name and a 2007 Nerdfighter joke; his friend Joe owns a fishing boat, which is easier to turn into losses. (playful) — 03:15:26
- 2026-10-06 · Make Your Art. — John does not care whether your art is sweaters, YouTube videos, home-cooked meals, soccer commentary or Tumblr fanfiction, only that you make it and share it despite the costs. — 00:02:42
- 2026-10-09 · The Productivity Lie — Hank has worked many easy hours while quite lazy: scrolling Tumblr was once his job, and editing video is an easy flow state that relaxes and recharges him, more than TV. — 00:10:26
- 2026-10-23 · The Best Email I Ever Got — Hank did not care about winning an Emmy: what mattered was the Lizzie Bennet Diaries getting lots of YouTube views and fan reactions on Tumblr and Twitter, the people whose judgment he cared about. — 00:01:01