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218 statements about Pizza John in 99 videos, by upload date.

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2009

  • 2009-12-01 · Shaving for Pakistan — John: Shaved down to a mustache by the end of the video, John signs off with a drawn-out 'Mustache!' (playful) — 00:03:54

2010

  • 2010-02-24 · JOHN GREEN IS FAT. — announcement: The description says the pizza mustache shirt is a pre-order at dftba.com/pizza, closing in a week and shipping in mid-March. — video description
  • 2010-02-24 · JOHN GREEN IS FAT. — announcement: John says he loves a fan photo of himself with a brief mustache and the word 'pizza' under his face, and wants it as a shirt. (playful) — 00:01:27
  • 2010-03-01 · The Marriage Ref SUCKS — John says unlike NBC, Nerdfighteria is not in the advertiser business but in pond sand filters, Haitian relief and the pizza shirt, and above all in taking care of each other. — 00:02:14
  • 2010-03-01 · The Marriage Ref SUCKS — announcement: John says the funny pizza shirt is available until Wednesday (3 March 2010), with a link in the doobly-doo. — 00:02:14
  • 2010-04-07 · Shmancy Hotel Room Is Shmancy — John reports the first event of the tour was last night and was great: there was a Star Wars stormtrooper and many people wore the Pizza John shirt. (playful) — 00:00:50
  • 2010-04-21 · The Insurrection of Subjugated Knowledges — announcement: John announces a corndog shirt, a sequel to the pizza shirt, on pre-order for one week only and shipping in about three weeks, via a secret link in the description. — 00:01:34
  • 2010-04-21 · The Insurrection of Subjugated Knowledges — announcement: John: Half of John's proceeds from the corndog shirt go to planting trees where trees used to be; the other half to an account for Nerdfighteria to buy Hank 30 presents for his 30 years. — 00:02:03
  • 2010-05-10 · Advice on Dumb Boyfriends, Going to College, and More — recommendation: John: To get more Nerdfighter friends in real life, John suggests wearing your pizza shirt everywhere until someone recognizes it. (playful) — 00:01:39
  • 2010-11-15 · Hey! You! Fix the Budget! — announcement: John announces the pizza shirt is back in stock at DFTBA.com/pizza; orders placed today ship tomorrow, until it runs out. — 00:00:29
  • 2010-11-15 · Hey! You! Fix the Budget! — John: In a postscript John says a grocery clerk ringing up his diapers and wipes looked at his shirt and asked if it was him; it was. (playful) — 00:03:34

Also named in: FRENCH THE LLAMA! John is 33!

2011

2012

  • 2012-09-25 · Do Businesses Need to Suck? — John says that as DFTBA grew Hank wanted YouTubers to sell wristbands, posters and shirts and keep most proceeds, and Nerdfighter merch has always been designed by Nerdfighters. — 00:01:27
  • 2012-11-07 · The 51st State — announcement: Hank announces that tomorrow morning DFTBA.com starts a pre-order of an interesting new item he won't reveal because it's weird. — 00:03:46
  • 2012-11-08 · VOLT! A Dream Comes True. — announcement: John: For about the next 72 hours, six variations Hank made on Valerie2776's original Pizza John shirt design are on pre-order at DFTBA.com, then disappear forever. — 00:03:01

2013

  • 2013-01-15 · An Evening of Awesome at Carnegie Hall — John says the Pizza John shirt comes from his liking pizza and once having a mustache for five minutes; Nerdfighter Valerie2776 merged the two into the design. (playful) — 00:58:19
  • 2013-01-29 · Across Three Continents: A Tale of Tumblr, Copyright, and Excellent Posters — John says this is why their shop now focuses on royalties for Nerdfighter designers: he splits Pizza John shirt royalties half-and-half with its designer Valerie2776. — 00:00:58
  • 2013-07-02 · The Perks of Being John's Assistant — Rosianna Halse Rojas: She jokingly lists duties: having John's Pizza John shirts sorted in rainbow order, his car seat warmed, commuting three days a week to Indianapolis, crossword lookups. (joke) — 00:00:45
  • 2013-11-08 · VidCon, Punishments, Comments, and Pumpkins — announcement: Hank says they are in the middle of the 12 Days of Pizzamas: instead of last year's (2012) limited-edition Pizza John designs, the Pizza John face goes on many different products. — 00:02:35
  • 2013-11-08 · VidCon, Punishments, Comments, and Pumpkins — announcement: Hank: The Pizzamas items (hoodie, keychains, pin, mugs, guitar picks, frisbees, fleece blanket, pencils, journals, mouse pads, socks) are on pre-order until the 15th, then never available again. — 00:02:58
  • 2013-11-15 · I Have a Band? — announcement: The description announces that Pizzamas has officially ended. — video description
  • 2013-11-15 · I Have a Band? — ask: Hank says this is the last day of the 12 Days of Pizzamas and tells viewers to buy their pizza things now. — 00:03:23
  • 2013-11-15 · I Have a Band? — announcement: Hank says the Pizzamas items will never be available again, except maybe the number one top-selling one; he is not sure. (hedged) — 00:03:28

2014

  • 2014-11-10 · The Woman Without a Face - Pizzamas Day 1 — announcement: Hank says the Pizzamas before last was just T-shirts; this year (2014) mixes new weird Pizza John designs with products they have never done before. — 00:01:12
  • 2014-11-10 · The Woman Without a Face - Pizzamas Day 1 — Hank: New merch arrives by truck at the warehouse, including TFIOS mugs and a pint glass with Pizza John's face. — 00:01:32
  • 2014-11-10 · The Woman Without a Face - Pizzamas Day 1 — Hank has worn a different Pizza John shirt in every shot since the warehouse, including a glowing Pizza John shirt that lights up his face. — 00:03:11
  • 2014-11-11 · Lacey and Angela Question Tuesday: Pizzamas Day 2 — announcement: John wishes Hank a happy Pizzamas, the only time of year his face is available on an astonishing variety of items. (playful) — 00:03:38
  • 2014-11-12 · The History of Pizza John! — Hank loves Pizzamas: there is now an official lyricist in the comments and an official emoji combination, and more weird Pizza John things are created all the time. — 00:00:17
  • 2014-11-12 · The History of Pizza John! — Hank: Reading the comments on his last video, Hank realised many people had been left behind by Pizzamas, so he gives a brief history of Pizza John. — 00:00:24
  • 2014-11-12 · The History of Pizza John! — Hank says Pizza John began when John, in a video about Pakistan, slowly shaved his Movember beard, ending with a few seconds of mustache, crazy eyes and big hair; Hank dates it to 2011. — 00:01:32
  • 2014-11-12 · The History of Pizza John! — Hank: A nerdfighter screencapped that moment; Valerie2776, now the brothers' community manager, adjusted the contrast, traced it in Illustrator and made it white on red: that was Pizza John. — 00:01:44
  • 2014-11-12 · The History of Pizza John! — Hank: Valerie2776 posted it on her blog; John saw it and said he wanted it as a shirt, so they made one and some, not many, people bought it. — 00:01:57
  • 2014-11-12 · The History of Pizza John! — Hank says the Pizza John face is weird, recognizable and bold, fits the nerd aesthetic and takes a little bravery to wear in public, so it became a kind of nerdfighter badge. — 00:02:07
  • 2014-11-12 · The History of Pizza John! — Hank does not know why Pizza John happened: such things happen and we want to explain them but can't, and if we could they would be less special. (unsure) — 00:02:26
  • 2014-11-12 · The History of Pizza John! — Hank recounts Pizzamas: a few years ago limited-edition Pizza John designs, named Pizzamas, with no extra videos; last year (2013) different products; now both new designs and products plus extra Vlogbrothers videos. — 00:02:38
  • 2014-11-13 · The History of Pizza and the History of John: Pizzamas Day 4 — John enjoyed Hank's history of the Pizza John design, which made him wonder about the history of pizza and the history of Johns. — 00:00:13
  • 2014-11-17 · Combines and Movie Magic: Pizzamas Day 6 — ask: John: P.S.: only four days are left in Pizzamas, so viewers who want John's mustachioed face on any item must order within four days (link in description). — 00:02:43
  • 2014-11-21 (said on 2014-11-20, implied) · The Sleepiest Sleepyhead in Sleeptown — ask: John: today is the last day of Pizzamas, the last day to buy items with his mustachioed face, such as Pizza John shirts or a baby onesie; link in the description. — 00:00:22

Also named in: MY FACE ON A BUS

2015

2016

2017

2018

  • 2018-08-14 · Question Tuesday: Secrets & Primes — John thanks Tuataria for making a glorious Pizza John in Fortnite playground mode. — 00:03:20
  • 2018-10-29 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — John's mustache is back for Pizzamas; he claims to be one of the people who can pull a mustache off. (playful) — 00:00:59
  • 2018-10-29 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — announcement: John unboxes the designer Pizza John shirts: Abstract Pizza John by Sofia Cardone, a Mr. Potato Man Pizza John by Andy J. Pizza, and shirts by Maria Wynn and David Pemberton. — 00:01:05
  • 2018-10-29 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — announcement: John: The last shirt, designed by DFTBA, is an extremely subtle Pizza John for those proud of Pizzamas but not too proud. — 00:01:28
  • 2018-10-29 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — John is very excited about this year's (2018) Pizza John calendar, full of pizza artwork from nerdfighters around the world. — 00:02:07
  • 2018-10-29 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — John: The Pizza John satin jacket lets you look like John's 1985 Little League coach, who made him an alternate on the All-Star team. (playful) — 00:02:07
  • 2018-10-29 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — announcement: John: Also on sale: a Pizza John coffee mug, a travel pillow and a paint-by-numbers Pizza John shirt kit with markers. — 00:02:36
  • 2018-11-05 · Reading Mean Comments with John — Hank: A separate category of comments describes John with his mustache: the guy you glance at at Walmart, an 80s substitute teacher, a Ned Flanders double, the protagonist of Her. (playful) — 00:03:06
  • 2018-11-08 · Let's Talk Money: The Bank of Nerdfighteria's Semi-Annual Report — John says he has always felt kind of guilty being paid for Pizza John t-shirts and thinks there are better ways to spend that money, so they will. (hedged) — 00:01:37
  • 2018-11-16 · Doing This Makes Me Happy, but Maybe it Doesn't' Seem that Way? — Hank: One respondent wanted Pizzamas merch without John's weird face on it; Hank understands and agrees it is a weird face. (playful) — 00:00:33

2019

  • 2019-10-11 · Your Life Will be Better After you Know About Frogmouths — announcement: Hank announces Pizzamas from October 28, when the brothers make videos every weekday as in 2007 and sell Pizza John products. — 00:02:54
  • 2019-10-11 · Your Life Will be Better After you Know About Frogmouths — announcement: Hank announces the Pizza John Halloween mask, sold before Pizzamas because it is needed before then, at DFTBA: the worst thing they've ever done, and he loves it. (playful) — 00:03:22
  • 2019-10-11 · Your Life Will be Better After you Know About Frogmouths — Hank says Orin saw the Pizza John product and said it brings them the pizza. (playful) — 00:03:22
  • 2019-10-15 · I'm Having a Lot of Feelings — John was anxious TSA would ask about the Pizza John Halloween masks in his backpack, but got through with no problem. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2019-10-15 · I'm Having a Lot of Feelings — announcement: John says the Pizza John masks are available at DFTBA.com for a properly horrifying Halloween costume. (playful) — 00:00:29
  • 2019-10-25 · Unscripted and Unhinged — announcement: Hank says Pizzamas starts next week (week of 28 October 2019), when he and John go back to 2007 vlogbrothers and make videos every day, so he will see John on Monday. — 00:03:33
  • 2019-10-28 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!!! — John jokes that he might need to grow a mustache, and one appears on camera; he calls it terrible, worse for being subtle. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2019-10-28 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!!! — announcement: John announces Pizzamas, the most magical time of year in Nerdfighteria, when for two weeks they make weekday videos as in 2007. — 00:00:00
  • 2019-10-28 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!!! — announcement: John says Hank once made a video on Pizzamas' backstory; every year DFTBA.com commissions items themed on his mustachioed face, sold only during Pizzamas, which he unboxes unseen. — 00:00:29
  • 2019-10-28 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!!! — announcement: John presents a Pizza John mug, for drinking coffee in a classy, sophisticated and slightly mustachioed way. (playful) — 00:00:29
  • 2019-10-28 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!!! — announcement: John presents a 'magnificently subtle' Pizza John sweatshirt. (playful) — 00:00:29
  • 2019-10-28 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!!! — announcement: John presents a football scarf for Pizza John and finds it surprisingly comfortable. — 00:00:29
  • 2019-10-28 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!!! — John says this is shaping up to be the best Pizzamas ever and the Pizza John shirts are now like high art. — 00:00:29
  • 2019-10-28 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!!! — announcement: John presents a Pizza John pennant, so buyers can brag about having gone to pizza college. (playful) — 00:03:15
  • 2019-10-28 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!!! — announcement: John says a few pizza-slice-shaped watercolors, called Mystic Pizza by John and Sarah, are also available. — 00:03:15
  • 2019-11-08 · Trolling Through John's YouTube History...GUESS WHAT I FOUND!? — Hank recaps this Pizzamas: Left Beef, Good Cats, the Let It Snow premiere, and John going to people's houses. (playful) — 00:00:12
  • 2019-11-29 · My Most Controversial Opinion — announcement: Hank: Because they made a Pizza John bandana this year (2019), DFTBA is now also doing a 'Hank-erchief'; Hank doesn't expect to sell many but they had to make the joke. (playful) — 00:03:38
  • 2019-12-10 · On Loneliness — John: Replying in a channel comment to a viewer who says one can hear the mustache, John laughs that it is still present. (playful) — video description

2020

2021

  • 2021-03-09 · Hank Rebranded Without Any of Us Noticing — John: As proof of Hank's rebrand, John recalls the Corndog Hank t-shirt made to go with the Pizza John t-shirt: Pizza John is still here, Corndog Hank forgotten to history. (playful) — 00:02:26
  • 2021-03-12 · A Crisis of Branding — Hank honestly loves Pizza John and They Might Be Giants. — 00:02:30
  • 2021-08-17 · Who Owns Nerdfighteria? — John's example is Pizza John: does he own it because it is his face from a screenshot of his video, or Valerie because they made the design? And who owns it when Alice makes one? — 00:01:27
  • 2021-10-04 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — John, wearing his Pizzamas mustache, says it is hard to say anything serious with it. (playful) — 00:00:28
  • 2021-10-04 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — announcement: John: Some Pizzamas 2021 items are limited editions because few could be made: a Pizza John candle, a large blanket with the floral Pizza John, Puzzle John (a 1,000-piece jigsaw puzzle) and a tie-dye hoodie. — 00:00:36
  • 2021-10-04 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — announcement: John: Pizzamas 2021 also offers a Pizza John ice tray and a dice set. — 00:01:00
  • 2021-10-04 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — announcement: John: The Pizzamas 2021 t-shirts include a slightly goth design giving John a pizza third eye, a long-sleeve baseball jersey, 'old man yells at pizza', and a shirt imagining his heaven where pizza is picked like flowers. — 00:01:21
  • 2021-10-04 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — John: After ten Pizzamases, John says, the inside jokes may be very hard for new viewers to parse; he adds that he has the face Pizza John is based on and doesn't get it either. (playful, hedged) — 00:01:44
  • 2021-10-04 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — announcement: John: Also at pizzamas.com: a 10th-anniversary Pizza John patch, Pizza John scratch-and-sniff stickers, a Pizza John winter hat, and a pin subscription whose board viewers fill with topping pins over six months. — 00:02:47
  • 2021-10-04 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — John: For the 10th anniversary there is a Pizza John zine in which Nerdfighters from all around the world tried to draw Pizza John from memory; John calls it amazing. — 00:03:10
  • 2021-10-04 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — John wonders how something Valerie designed all those years ago turned into all of this, and says he is so, so grateful. — 00:03:28
  • 2021-10-13 · The Web of Care — Hank says he is going 'Pizza John Classic' today. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2021-10-14 · Pizza Sized Johns or John Sized Pizza? It's Question Thursday — recommendation: John's favorite Pizzamas merch is the Pizza John zine in which people drew Pizza John from memory: it's magic. He also loves the blanket. — 00:00:00
  • 2021-11-09 · Hank Green's Million Dollar Ideas — John says if the idea of 2D glasses could become 2D glasses, then a conference could become VidCon, an educational video company Complexly, and John with a mustache a t-shirt. — 00:01:46

2022

  • 2022-04-22 · My Life is on My Walls — Hank shows the meat Furby, the bean Furby, Pizza John art whose maker he thanks, and the map of the realm of Narnia that will always be behind him. — 00:03:16
  • 2022-09-26 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US — John says his mustache is back and not for the better: letting it grow longer this year (2022) did not help, it looks like it does every year. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2022-09-26 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US — announcement: The description corrects that John mixed up two designers: the Pizza Johns Starting Lineup is by Josh Taira (Daruma Party) and the Wolf Pizza John by Bern Lehtinen. — video description
  • 2022-09-26 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US — announcement: John shows this year's (2022) shirts: a Pizza John baseball jersey, a Shrek-themed design he calls hard to pronounce but beautiful to wear, a design from his Cars vs. series whose car has a mustache, Pizza John in a pizza box, and a pizza rainbow John. — 00:00:29
  • 2022-09-26 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US — announcement: John: Beyond the shirts there are Pizzamas fridge magnets, stickers of this year's (2022) designs, a car air freshener in 'new John smell', and a Pizza John water bottle. (playful) — 00:01:27
  • 2022-09-26 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US — announcement: John: Two apparel items not in his box: a Pizza John cardigan and a Pizza John soccer jersey in home and away versions, made with Adidas. — 00:01:56
  • 2022-09-26 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US — announcement: John: Almost all items, including Pizza John hand towels, a floor rug and a screen print of La Pizza Mort signed by John and the artist, are limited edition while supplies last. — 00:02:50
  • 2022-09-26 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US — John: Showing a Pizza John neoclassical bust, John notes that a real Greek or Roman bust would have been painted, so buyers may paint theirs. (playful) — 00:02:50
  • 2022-09-26 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US — announcement: John: As last year (2021), there is a Pizza John pin subscription sending a pin every month for half a year, plus washi tape, all only at pizzamas.com for two weeks. — 00:02:50
  • 2022-09-28 · How My Book Became a Hit with Elderly People — announcement: John: Breathless from a workout in his Pizza John football jersey, hand towel and water bottle, John says all of it is available only at Pizzamas.com for 12 more days. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2022-09-30 · COMMIT TO THE BIT — ask: John says buying the Pizza John floor rug shows utter commitment to the bit; no one will question your commitment with it on your floor. (playful) — 00:02:36
  • 2022-10-05 · Asking an AI Image Generator for Pizza Johns — Hank, in John's home, notes that they are wearing the same outfit. — 00:00:00
  • 2022-10-05 · Asking an AI Image Generator for Pizza Johns — announcement: Hank says he put Pizza John into an AI art generator, slowly lost his mind, and will walk John through the process. — 00:00:00
  • 2022-10-05 · Asking an AI Image Generator for Pizza Johns — Hank describes prompting Pizza John in artists' and period styles: by Van Gogh, as a Renaissance painting, and as Andy Warhol pizza art. — 00:01:07
  • 2022-10-06 · The Pizzamas Magic Is Almost Over… — announcement: John shows his Pizza John Nalgene bottle, saved until near the end of Pizzamas. — 00:00:00
  • 2022-10-06 · The Pizzamas Magic Is Almost Over… — ask: John: Instead, John suggests Paul install the Pizza John bust in his home, from pizzamas.com. (playful) — 00:00:43
  • 2022-10-06 · The Pizzamas Magic Is Almost Over… — John: Asked by Maddie whether lights and darks really must be separated, John says after washing a red Pizza John shirt four times he stops separating. (playful) — 00:00:43
  • 2022-10-06 · The Pizzamas Magic Is Almost Over… — John: Asked by Reagan which one shirt to buy, John says choosing is like choosing between his kids, but Alice chose the square Pizza John in a pizza box and Henry chose the "if it rides, I lives" design. — 00:01:21
  • 2022-10-06 · The Pizzamas Magic Is Almost Over… — John: Asked by Andrew about his Pizza John bento, John calls it phenomenal: of all the Pizza John pizzas he has seen, it might take the pizza. (playful) — 00:01:50
  • 2022-10-07 · Planets Don't Exist — Hank: At the Stephen Sprouse exhibit, Hank told Katherine that someday there would be a museum show like it of Pizza John art; the brothers muse about a Pizza John gallery. (playful) — 00:03:13
  • 2022-10-14 · The Surprise Revelation of NerdfArters — Hank runs through early prompts: DFTBA, Pizza John Yourself, Breezy Fall Day (a reference to his second novel), Just the Word Pelican, Surprise Fiddle Concert, Nerdfighteria and Pizzamas. — 00:00:58

Also named in: The 2022 P4A Meme Review!!!, The Wildest Way it Could Possibly Have Gone - Our 16 Year Anniversary

2023

  • 2023-05-05 · New Office Tour!! — Hank: The room has a place for Hank's Pizza John rug, and for the first time in his life he has more shelves than stuff to put on them. — 00:01:53
  • 2023-08-22 · The Panera Phenomenon — John: The peppers are for John and his mom's annual hot sauce: he is making experimental fermented sauces with the early peppers, and the traditional family sauce later in the year. — 00:03:08
  • 2023-08-22 · The Panera Phenomenon — John says the family names its hot sauce every year; last year's (2022) was Societal Collapse Is in the Air, after something Timothée Chalamet said during a press junket. — 00:03:20
  • 2023-08-22 · The Panera Phenomenon — ask: John asks viewers to suggest this year's (2023) hot sauce name in the comments, conveying that it will be hot but also fun, like August in Indiana. — 00:03:30
  • 2023-09-25 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!! — recommendation: In a channel comment John recommends visiting pizzamas.com even without buying, to read Zoe's product descriptions, quoting the Pizza John Origins shirt text. — creator comment
  • 2023-09-25 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!! — John says during Pizzamas the brothers make videos back and forth every day as in 2007, celebrating the seven minutes in 2008 when he had a mustache. (playful) (slip of the tongue: 2008) — 00:00:13
  • 2023-09-25 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!! — announcement: John shows a Pizza John shirt made in collaboration with Drawfee, which he loves. — 00:00:58
  • 2023-09-25 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!! — announcement: John shows a Pizza John holiday sweater, saying he loves it even more than the Pizza John blanket made a few years ago. — 00:02:23
  • 2023-09-25 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!! — announcement: John shows Cheez-A-John, a John that grows plant hair, sold only in the United States because it has seeds. — 00:02:47
  • 2023-09-25 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!! — announcement: John shows Pizza John's hot sauce, which tastes much like the hot sauce he makes with his mom but cannot legally sell; it is US-only as food. — 00:03:00
  • 2023-09-25 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!! — announcement: John lists more items: an oven mitt, a working Pizza John neon sign, stickers and bumper stickers, a pizza slicer, earrings and a stereogram poster. — 00:03:38
  • 2023-09-26 · THE REVEAL — announcement: The description wishes everyone a happy Pizzamas and plugs the 'Johnough' shirts (the He's Just John shirt). — video description
  • 2023-09-26 · THE REVEAL — Hank says the DFTBA team worked for months to get ready for Pizzamas and pulled off things he doubted, like a Pizza John Chia Pet he thought could not be made. — 00:00:15
  • 2023-09-26 · THE REVEAL — Hank says enthusiasm for Pizza John never decreases; with his Pizza John stuff in hand, it is time to go home and give himself a mustache. (playful) — 00:00:49
  • 2023-09-26 · THE REVEAL — Hank says his shaving has reached a classic Pizza John, the mustache running down for peak ridiculousness, but he will clean his up: that one is John's, so what is his? (playful) — 00:02:15
  • 2023-09-29 · Like Apocalyptic Horsemen — John says the family is concerned that Hank hinted his mustache might become permanent, and insists it should only be a Pizzamas mustache. (playful) — 00:01:27
  • 2023-10-06 · I Quit — announcement: Hank says the person they hired, LJ Joukovski, is amazing; she has had a crash course in Pizza John and has embraced the weird. — 00:02:29
  • 2023-10-06 · I Quit — Hank says he told Katherine this was his last Pizzamas video so he could shave his mustache, and she said he didn't have to. (playful) — 00:07:20
  • 2023-10-06 · I Quit — ask: Hank offers the code HANKSENTME for an extra $5 off the discounted items, for those who want to commit to the bit; this year's (2023) Pizza John shirts are available only a couple more days. — 00:08:28
  • 2023-10-06 · I Quit — Hank thanks Drawfee for its Pizza John shirt, his personal favourite; the Teamwork shirt is the top seller, which he did not predict. — 00:08:57
  • 2023-10-27 · I Keep Thinking About Taylor Swift — Hank: At the summit venue Hank spotted a test-print fabric scrap from their shirt maker: a dual shirt with Pizza John and Three Wolf Moon on it. (playful) — 00:03:32
  • 2023-10-31 · How to Make Hot Sauce for Just $65 per Bottle — The description says John and his mom make homemade hot sauce that costs $65 per bottle, takes about eight months and has a fairly high chance of catastrophic failure. (playful) — video description
  • 2023-10-31 · How to Make Hot Sauce for Just $65 per Bottle — John cannot sell the sauce, since it was not made in a commercial kitchen and would need about $80 a bottle to profit, so he gives it to family and friends for the holidays. — 00:02:50

Also named in: The Hottest Place and the Coldest Place in the Universe are the SAME PLACE

2024

  • 2024-09-23 · IT'S HERE! — announcement: John: After last year's (2023) Pizza John hot sauce, this year (2024) there are so many Pizza John hot sauces that there is a year-round subscription. — 00:00:29
  • 2024-09-23 · IT'S HERE! — announcement: John lists more Pizzamas items: an oversized sweatshirt-blanket, a Pizza John Magic 8-Ball, a Pizza John blanket and a Pizza John chef's apron. — 00:00:29
  • 2024-09-23 · IT'S HERE! — announcement: John: A wooden Pizza John dice holder with Pizza John dice (a 20 rolls a Pizza John) comes with the Pizzamas one-shot, a Pizzamas role-playing game also sold on its own. — 00:01:17
  • 2024-09-23 · IT'S HERE! — John reads the game's intro: Pizzamas is an age-old holiday of togetherness, and seeing Pizza John's startled face in the grease of empty boxes is an omen of good fortune. (playful) — 00:01:30
  • 2024-09-23 · IT'S HERE! — announcement: John lists smaller items: Pizza John pimple patches, a dirty/clean dishwasher magnet, a pizza bucket hat and a Pizza John lunchbox. — 00:01:46
  • 2024-09-23 · IT'S HERE! — announcement: John shows this year's (2024) t-shirts: him saying hello from his Pizzamas abode, a 'pizza fall' shirt after brat summer, a cowboy lassoing a pizza, and 'Pizza John made fresh'. (playful) — 00:02:16
  • 2024-09-27 · Is It 2010? IT'S A PARTS VIDEO — recommendation: John's favourite available item is the hot sauce subscription, four bottles through the year, which he calls epic and a pretty good deal. — 00:02:55
  • 2024-10-01 · On Fame and Chappell Roan — John opens with an image of his mustachioed face as Chappell Roan, who he says has been publicly struggling with fame lately. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2024-10-04 · Trees are Destroying the Earth (Again) — announcement: Hank: To clear undersold warehouse inventory, the leftover sale discounts the lunchbox, blanket, pimple patches, tattoos, clog charms, BRAT shirts and past years' items; the blanket comes with a free Pizza John print. — 00:05:21

2025

  • 2025-09-16 · After seven long years… — John lists the community's real accomplishments: tens of millions of dollars raised for stronger health care systems, lower prices for TB diagnostics and treatments, and, playfully, the legacy of Pizza John. — 00:00:00
  • 2025-09-29 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US! — John: Unboxing the shirts, John credits the team at DFTBA and says the shirts are now simply awesome t-shirts that happen to be Pizza John themed. — 00:00:30
  • 2025-09-29 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US! — John says he did not grow a pizza mustache this year (2025) because he made a call to stay married. (playful) — 00:01:03
  • 2025-09-29 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US! — announcement: John shows more items than in past years: a Views shirt with his own face on it and Pizza John pajama pants. — 00:02:03
  • 2025-09-29 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US! — announcement: John shows a puffy Pizzamas bag, a Pizza John 'Nunu' backpack or keychain charm (not a Labubu) and a camo hat that says pizza. — 00:02:32
  • 2025-09-29 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US! — announcement: John shows a subtler item, a Pizza John cutting board made in Montana, plus a Pizzamas fidget and the Pizza John Forever Coloring Book. — 00:04:01
  • 2025-09-29 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US! — John: Welcoming new Nerdfighters at their first Pizzamas, John says he has no idea how his briefly having a mustache in 2008 led to all this. (playful) — 00:04:31
  • 2025-10-01 · Real Reasons for Hope — announcement: John plugs the 2025 Pizzamas pin subscription: monthly bookplates featuring John and his mustache as a different literary character each month, beginning with Frankenstein. — 00:02:26
  • 2025-10-07 · Luck vs. Work vs. Skill vs. Privilege — John jokes that he doesn't deserve to have people buy a Pizzamas keychain featuring his mustachioed face as a cat, available only for the next few days. (playful) — 00:05:16

2026

  • 2026-09-28 · Death. Taxes. Pizzamas. — John says his mustache can only mean one thing: it is Pizzamas. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2026-09-28 · Death. Taxes. Pizzamas. — announcement: John begins the reveal of this year's (2026) Pizzamas items with a Pizza John mug and a hat he likes enough to wear for the rest of the video. — 00:00:30
  • 2026-09-28 · Death. Taxes. Pizzamas. — John says that while filming he did not realize this year’s (2026) Pizza John is Western-themed because he has been playing Red Dead Redemption 2 on John’s Channel, though of course it is. — 00:01:04
  • 2026-09-28 · Death. Taxes. Pizzamas. — John: For new viewers, John explains that Valerie2776 created Pizza John almost 20 years ago. — 00:01:52
  • 2026-09-28 · Death. Taxes. Pizzamas. — announcement: John shows a shirt with an old-school 70s vibe and one combining Andy Warhol, Hollywood, Ending and Pizza John. — 00:02:43
  • 2026-09-28 · Death. Taxes. Pizzamas. — announcement: John singles out a denim jacket whose buttons each bear Pizza John and whose back he finds very cool. — 00:02:43
  • 2026-09-28 · Death. Taxes. Pizzamas. — announcement: John shows a Let's Dough This Pizza John hoodie with him delivering pizza on a motorcycle, and matching sweatpants with Pizza John on the butt. — 00:03:20
  • 2026-09-28 · Death. Taxes. Pizzamas. — announcement: John shows Pizza John Swedish dish towels to replace paper towels and Pizza John patches. — 00:03:20
  • 2026-09-29 · Pretend You Don't Know This — Hank says Pizzamas rests on a Nerdfighteria bit about John having a mustache for 20 minutes in 2008, and in 2026 they are still doing it. (playful) (slip of the tongue: 2008) — 00:01:45
  • 2026-10-08 · The Test of a First Rate Intelligence — announcement: John shows his Pizzamas hoodie, which made it into the meager supplies of the carry-on suitcase he has lived out of for almost a month: it has "pizza" on the aglets and Pizza Johns inside the hood; he praises DFTBA for committing to the weirdest bit. — 00:00:59
  • 2026-10-09 · The Productivity Lie — recommendation: In a comment, Hank instead recommends the Pizza John Hot Sauce, which people have begged them to bring back for years, and the third annual Pizza John One-Shot TTRPG. — creator comment
  • 2026-10-27 · Should I Salinger… — John and his mom grow pepper plants to make their family hot sauce; tending them is another thing he might be doing if he ever Salingered. — 00:03:32

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