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294 statements about Henry Green in 164 videos, by upload date.
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2009
- 2009-12-15 · In Which A Secret Is Revealed — John 'discovers' a crib in his new filming spot and reveals that the Yeti, his wife, is going to have a baby. (playful) — 00:03:36
- 2009-12-16 · Project for Awesome: The Nature Conservancy — Hank excitedly announces that he is going to be an uncle. — 00:00:00
- 2009-12-16 · Project for Awesome: The Nature Conservancy — Hank says it is Song Wednesday, but he expected John's announcement tomorrow rather than yesterday, so he has no song about John's baby, only a line: 'John Green loves John Green's baby.' (playful) — 00:00:00
- 2009-12-17 · THE 2009 PROJECT FOR AWESOME!!! — John says he and his wife are about to have their first baby (joking that she will have it and he will stand there and faint). (playful) — 00:00:48
- 2009-12-20 · Awesome Project Is Awesome — John says he is scheduled to have a baby in exactly one month, correcting as last time that Sarah will have it while he annoys her. (playful) — 00:00:00
- 2009-12-23 · Amazing Christmas Facts With John and Hank — John says he usually hates Christmas but is into it this year (2009): he and his wife expect their first kid, and Hank, Katherine, Mom and Dad are all there. — 00:00:34
2010
- 2010-01-04 · It Hurts In My Toof: The 2010 Rules — announcement: John says his paternity leave will begin whenever the baby is born, which should be quite soon, and will last about three weeks. (hedged) — 00:02:09
- 2010-01-08 · GUS HAS NO FUZZ! — John thanks the Yeti for not going into labour during the game, and half hopes she will before next Wednesday (13 January 2010), so his Frog Hopper ride waits until after his paternity leave. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:00
- 2010-01-08 · GUS HAS NO FUZZ! — John reveals he wanted the book to give to his baby, so by finding it Nerdfighters were unknowingly giving him a baby-warming present. — 00:00:58
- 2010-01-18 · Fatherhood — John says it is Monday, January 18, which means the baby is due any day now, and fatherhood is all he is thinking about. — 00:00:00
- 2010-01-18 · Fatherhood — ask: John asks Hank to make him a video answering the questions kids ask (why is water wet, why do platypi lay eggs, why is the sky blue) so he won't look like an idiot once the baby is curious. — 00:02:39
- 2010-01-20 · OMG MY BROTHER HAD A BABY — announcement: Hank announces that January 20 is the birthday of John and Sarah's son: early that morning their 'two became three' when the baby was born. — 00:00:00
- 2010-01-20 · OMG MY BROTHER HAD A BABY — Hank jokes the baby was surely named after John's 'younger, smarter, better looking brother', or possibly his grandfather, and will take after his mother, judging by his black hair. (joke) — 00:02:15
- 2010-01-20 · OMG MY BROTHER HAD A BABY — John Green (quoted): Hank relays John's words: the birth was 'freaking weird', Sarah 'worked so hard', fatherhood is 'actually, like, really great', and he has been awake 46 of the last 48 hours. — 00:02:36
- 2010-01-25 · Name My Dog! — Hank reports he just talked to John, who is doing very well: John was changing a diaper when Hank called, Henry has the hiccups, and John and Sarah are both very tired. — 00:00:29
- 2010-01-27 · Boobs and the iPad — Maureen Johnson: Maureen says 80% of the comments noticed that 'John Green' had boobs, an interest she says YouTube shares with baby Henry; 'the man just had a baby'. (playful) — 00:00:54
- 2010-01-28 · RIP JD Salinger — John thanks viewers for their kind wishes for young Henry, 'who is made of awesome'. — video description
- 2010-02-05 · DARE TO SUCK — announcement: Maureen Johnson: Maureen says John is taking one more week of paternity leave with baby Henry (joking he will then make Henry get a job), so she fills in on Wednesday before John returns. (playful) — 00:03:25
- 2010-02-12 · Google Search Stories: Harry Potter — Hank welcomes John back, says everyone missed him, and hopes John won't hate them for taking him away from Henry. — 00:01:46
- 2010-02-15 · Hello Baby!! — John, back on the vlog, introduces his three-week-old son Henry on camera. — video description
- 2010-02-15 · Hello Baby!! — announcement: John says Hank won't see a ton of Henry in the coming vlogs, though not none, because he wants Henry to choose whether he has a private life. — 00:01:31
- 2010-02-15 · Hello Baby!! — John: Reason two: John recalls their mom showing his high-school girlfriends his baby pictures and doesn't want embarrassing stories about Henry reaching a large audience. (playful) — 00:01:43
- 2010-02-15 · Hello Baby!! — John: Reason three: not everyone watching is a nerdfighter, as a YouTube message asking them to upload 'hot videos like kisses and other' shows; John doesn't want that sender seeing much of Henry. (playful) — 00:02:30
- 2010-02-15 · Hello Baby!! — ask: John invites questions about the baby and says he'll try to answer them in the comments. (hedged) — 00:03:32
- 2010-02-19 · Henry's Pee and My Gut — John: Changing Henry's diaper, John's gut told him to catch a fountain of pee in his cupped hands; it dribbled onto his feet and Sarah told him to drop it. (playful) — 00:00:28
- 2010-02-19 · Henry's Pee and My Gut — John: At the doctor a month ago (January 2010) John found that his weight had a new first digit for the first time since he was about eight. — 00:01:43
- 2010-02-19 · Henry's Pee and My Gut — John says he has been on a cleanse for two weeks and has lost 12 pounds so far. — 00:02:22
- 2010-02-19 · Henry's Pee and My Gut — John says he is losing weight by not listening to his gut, which wants to eat everything, even his unique My Little Pony. (playful) — 00:02:22
- 2010-02-24 · JOHN GREEN IS FAT. — John: As his childhood story, John says he used to be skinny and has technically gained 63 pounds since a 1995 photo, the first maybe 20 needed, the last 43 optional. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:29
- 2010-02-24 · JOHN GREEN IS FAT. — John says he has lost almost 15 pounds since Henry was born, not through a crash diet: he eats a lot but no french fries, and has started running. — 00:01:27
- 2010-03-10 · New Tour! New Book! (Remember Books?) Your Q's A'ed! — John says his diet is still going well. — 00:01:07
- 2010-03-10 · New Tour! New Book! (Remember Books?) Your Q's A'ed! — John says he is not losing weight because people shamed him; he thinks shaming is always inappropriate and a particularly bad motivator. (hedged) — 00:01:07
- 2010-03-10 · New Tour! New Book! (Remember Books?) Your Q's A'ed! — John says the 'John Green Is Fat' video was meant to discuss why making fun at other people's expense is so enjoyable, but it got muddled and confusing, and he apologizes. — 00:01:07
- 2010-03-10 · New Tour! New Book! (Remember Books?) Your Q's A'ed! — John says he is losing weight because of his son Henry: looking at him, he guesses the only real motivator is love; an aside adds wanting ex-girlfriends to regret dumping you. (hedged) — 00:01:36
- 2010-03-15 · Cute OVERLOAD: The Ultimate Concern Edition — John has now spent seven weeks with newborn Henry and jokes that this makes him something of an expert on babies. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:32
- 2010-03-15 · Cute OVERLOAD: The Ultimate Concern Edition — John says babies, though adorable, are a tiny bit self-centered: infants cannot apprehend that other people also have needs. (playful) — 00:00:39
- 2010-03-15 · Cute OVERLOAD: The Ultimate Concern Edition — John says he doesn't mind Henry's self-centeredness: something weird, base and nurturing happened to him at Henry's birth that makes him want to change diapers. — 00:01:09
- 2010-03-15 · Cute OVERLOAD: The Ultimate Concern Edition — announcement: John's book Will Grayson, Will Grayson comes out in about 25 days and is available for pre-order, which John announces in Henry's voice. (playful) — 00:01:42
- 2010-03-15 · Cute OVERLOAD: The Ultimate Concern Edition — John says it is easy to go through life without an ultimate concern; he doesn't think Henry has one, being still in the business of self-preservation. (hedged) — 00:02:01
- 2010-03-15 · Cute OVERLOAD: The Ultimate Concern Edition — John's ultimate concern right now certainly involves making sure Henry is happy and healthy, but he doesn't know whether it should be limited to that. (hedged) — 00:02:15
- 2010-03-17 · Side-Boob is Not my Ultimate Concern — Hank says you can't care about everything: you can't care about a neighbor's baby as much as he cares about his nephew Henry. — 00:02:40
- 2010-04-05 · Google in your Brain — Hank opens with a dramatic reading of YouTube's auto-captioning of John's video imploring him to teach John's son science, lest John explain the blue sky with pterodactyl poop. (playful) — 00:00:29
- 2010-04-09 · Why is the Sky Blue and Other Questions Answered — Hank tells baby Henry that his dad John is not good at science and worries he can't answer Henry's questions, so they are answering them pre-emptively. (playful) — 00:00:09
- 2010-04-09 · Why is the Sky Blue and Other Questions Answered — Hank: Asked why people do bad things, Hank says it is not a science question, then answers: because their parents weren't as kind and loving as Henry's. (playful) — 00:03:31
- 2010-04-09 · Why is the Sky Blue and Other Questions Answered — Hank hopes Henry learned a lot and becomes a little scientist like him; the genes must be in there somewhere. (playful) — 00:03:50
- 2010-04-12 · On the Separation of Conjoined Twins — John says becoming a parent made him obsessed with normal: he called the pediatrician because Henry seemed to be peeing a lot; with babies everything is either normal or scary. — 00:02:21
- 2010-04-26 · Nerdfighters, They Named a PLANE After Us — John: After a flight (John likes airplanes except in the sky), John and David drove into San Francisco and checked into their hotel, where John looked at pictures of Henry, whom he misses. (playful) — 00:01:09
- 2010-04-26 · Nerdfighters, They Named a PLANE After Us — John misses Sarah and Henry, is tired and misses having time to write, but in a couple of hours meets hundreds of readers of the book he wrote with David, which makes him feel like the luckiest guy in the world. — 00:01:38
- 2010-05-05 · HANKO DE MAYO!!!!11!! — John says even his son got in on the act, planting Indiana native wildflowers for Hank. (playful) — 00:00:36
- 2010-05-19 · Adorable Baby Is Adorable — John says the weirdest case is their list of things Daddy will buy their baby son if the mockingbird doesn't sing. (playful) — 00:00:00
- 2010-05-24 · How To Make a Baby — John: Step four: a pregnant woman gives up sushi, caffeine, alcohol and go-karts and vomits all the time; John jokes the person he loves most was less cranky when she drank coffee. (playful) — 00:01:12
- 2010-05-28 · How To Do Everything — John says he has lost 30 pounds in the last year on a simple colour-coded diet: less brown stuff and more green stuff. (playful) — 00:01:27
- 2010-07-28 · Umbrellas Amuse Me: Observations from One Day in Munich — John: With no readings or school visits that day, John took the train into Munich's centre to buy a watch for Sarah, which she liked, and a present for Henry. — 00:00:00
- 2010-07-28 · Umbrellas Amuse Me: Observations from One Day in Munich — John finally found a toy store and bought Henry a little wooden train. — 00:01:27
- 2010-07-30 · Demon Four Year Old — Hank jokingly warns John to prepare before Henry turns four, citing Bill Cosby's 'brain damage' routine about young children. (playful) — 00:01:16
- 2010-08-24 · FRENCH THE LLAMA! John is 33! — Hank's song bids goodbye to 32-year-old John, recapping his year (travel, a son, VidCon, a book with David Levithan) with the refrain 'now you're 33, French the llama'. (playful) — 00:03:23
- 2010-10-13 · On Hope and Chile — John's son looks at him all day with his head tilted, as if asking whether he needs a diaper change or a nap (John voices the baby). (playful) — 00:00:12
- 2010-10-19 (said on 2010-10-18, implied) · Giraffe Sex: A Terrifying Introduction to Nature at Work (and Play) — John says Hank's shirt isn't a lie, just an oversimplification, and jokes he will use it to tell Henry baby giraffes come from the heart between necking giraffes. (playful) — 00:03:09
- 2010-10-22 · Making Adorable Music — John says a friend bought the Singamajigs for Henry, who after about 45 seconds of play looked at John as if to ask for 500,000 more. (playful) — 00:02:04
- 2010-10-27 · You Are Awesome — John says a Nerdfighter made Henry a Halloween costume: he is going as pizza. (playful) — 00:00:01
- 2010-11-24 · Babies and Catacombs: VIENNA (Thoughts from Places) — John says Vienna is packed with babies, which he insists are not cherubs, and that they made him miss Henry. (playful) — 00:00:32
- 2010-11-29 · Giant Tortoise Coitus — John says his glasses are crooked because his 10-month-old son is a glasses monster. (playful) — 00:03:24
- 2010-12-07 · Tongue Twisters — announcement: Hank tells John that if he doesn't have a copy of Fox in Socks, Hank is sending his own copy for Henry. — 00:03:58
- 2010-12-13 · 8 Things I Love — John calls Henry's new habit of pointing where he wants to be carried 'the Napoleon', joking that Henry believes John is a horse. (playful) — 00:02:58
- 2010-12-22 · I Was on Jeopardy!!!! — John says last week (the week of 13 December 2010) was one of the worst of his life: Henry was very sick and crying all night, so they were scared and up every night. — 00:00:01
- 2010-12-22 · I Was on Jeopardy!!!! — John says things then changed, first and most importantly because Henry got better. — 00:00:26
- 2010-12-29 · Baby on the Road: Thoughts from Places — John woke in the Yeti's childhood bedroom, found Henry removing trash from a trash can, and the family had to drive from Birmingham back to Indianapolis. — 00:00:00
- 2010-12-29 · Baby on the Road: Thoughts from Places — John says he used to get distracted by roadside attractions, but this trip was all about speed: leftover barbecue for breakfast and no stop until lunch. — 00:00:45
- 2010-12-29 · Baby on the Road: Thoughts from Places — John: Driving north with the whole family, John says the road delivered them to the one place his youthful trips west never could: home. — 00:02:36
Also named in: Will Grayson, Will Grayson
2011
- 2011-01-21 · Looking for Alaska Five Years After the Printz Award — John: Taking part in big, interesting conversations with Hank and the Nerdfighters through his books is the most fulfilling thing in his life, John says, then jokes that it is really Henry and Sarah, with Nerdfighters close behind. — 00:02:55
- 2011-01-21 · Looking for Alaska Five Years After the Printz Award — John's joke top five: Sarah and Henry, pizza, the rest of his family, Nerdfighteria, the Mountain Goats. (playful) — 00:03:11
- 2011-02-04 · QUESTION FRIDAY: Spelling is Hard Edition — John: The blue creatures behind John were sewn for him by a nerdfighter, possibly as a present for Henry, but he took them. (playful) — 00:01:27
- 2011-02-04 · QUESTION FRIDAY: Spelling is Hard Edition — John: Asked why Henry cried at the end of his last video, John says babies have only two thoughts, 'I am ecstatically happy' and 'this could be better', and one strategy: crying. (playful) — 00:02:55
- 2011-02-18 · Thoughts from Places: Small Town America — John: Downtown, among '57 Chevys, ice cream joints and a closed bookstore, John buys something at Bittersweet Memories for Henry's room, calling it the best advice for a child and an adult. — 00:01:18
- 2011-02-23 · WE ARE 812 YEARS OLD — John says he won't pay the $5,000 offset because someday Henry is going to want to go to college. (playful) — 00:02:37
- 2011-04-01 · Many Truths, 1 Lie! — John says Henry spoke his first multiple-word sentence this week (week of 28 March 2011): after an exchange of 'hi's, he looked John in the eyes and said 'Hi, cat!' (playful) — 00:01:03
- 2011-04-20 · Tulipomania — John: Everyone has a reason to be in Amsterdam except baby Henry, John jokes, but he is portable. (playful) — 00:00:14
- 2011-04-29 · Peanut Butter Face Question Tuesday — John and the Yeti agreed in advance that a boy would be named Henry and a girl 'Bubbles the Nerdfighting Lady Baby'. (playful) — 00:01:47
- 2011-05-05 · IT'S HANKO DE MAYO!! — John: For Hank's birthday John has taught Henry Hank's name; Henry then says 'Hank!'. — 00:00:17
- 2011-05-09 · Trading Underwear for Rice Crispy Treats: Queens Day in Amsterdam (Thoughts from Places) — John, Sarah and Henry spent Queen's Day (30 April 2011) in Amsterdam; Henry woke them at 5:42 a.m. and they took him to the Vondelpark in a Dirk Kuyt jersey. — 00:00:01
- 2011-05-09 · Trading Underwear for Rice Crispy Treats: Queens Day in Amsterdam (Thoughts from Places) — John: Henry ignored the freemarket and just wanted to play in the sandbox. — 00:00:56
- 2011-05-09 · Trading Underwear for Rice Crispy Treats: Queens Day in Amsterdam (Thoughts from Places) — John met Nerdfighter Tobias, the only person in Amsterdam not wearing orange, and says the orange-clad crowds make him anxious. (playful) — 00:01:01
- 2011-05-23 · Eating the Unicorn — John recalls that when the Yeti was pregnant with Henry, Nerdfighteria illustrated his favourite out-of-print picture book, Gus Is a Bug, so he could read it to Henry. — 00:01:23
- 2011-05-23 · Eating the Unicorn — John says Suzanne Van Leir went the extra mile, turning her Gus Is a Bug illustrations into an actual book that Henry loves, that is, chews on; he calls it amazing. — 00:01:32
- 2011-08-19 · Outtake Insanity and NERD FACTOR — John says he spends all day talking to an 18-month-old child, so Hank should be grateful whenever John speaks to him in English. (playful) — 00:00:40
- 2011-08-31 · How to Become An Adult — John says his son puked on his face last night and he slept about two hours, yet he ranks the night above almost every night of his first two years after college. — 00:00:55
- 2011-09-12 · Adorable Baby and Insufficient Cartography — John says that yesterday (11 September 2011) he walked in the woods with Henry and the Yeti, down to the White River, where Henry watched the water for a long time, then to a playground. — 00:00:03
- 2011-09-12 · Adorable Baby and Insufficient Cartography — John: On the walk John and Henry practise words: Henry says 'tractor', 'nerd' and 'happy' (and mumbles 'fighter'). — 00:00:05
- 2011-09-30 · YouTube Survey: Balls and First Kisses — John wanted to name his son Henry 'Gatsby', but Sarah refused because Gatsby is a tragic character; John countered with the novel's line about what preyed on Gatsby and wanted that quote over the crib. — 00:02:13
- 2011-10-05 · SIGNING MADNESS — John: Showing Henry flowers and tomatoes and explaining sunlight, pollen and bees, John got the reply 'TV on?'; watching TV with him lately because of the signing, Henry pokes the TV, thinking it's an iPad. (playful) — 00:00:25
- 2011-11-02 · LECTROJOG! — John shows the painting behind him: he rides a smoking French llama in a Swoodilypoopers jersey, with Henry and a Yeti, labelled the adventures of John Green. — 00:02:15
- 2011-11-07 · IS THIS HEAVEN? — announcement: John announces Hank is launching SciShow in early January: science news plus answers to age-old science questions like why the sky is blue. — 00:02:05
- 2011-11-07 · IS THIS HEAVEN? — John jokes that Henry has not yet asked science questions; his major questions are where mommy went and for more cupcake. (playful) — 00:02:05
- 2011-11-21 · Old Man Narrates Young Girl — John is in Chicago at a very crowded English teachers' conference, enjoying talking about books with teachers and signing his name again. — 00:00:05
- 2011-11-21 · Old Man Narrates Young Girl — John: Before the conference John had a very luxurious bath, rode an elevator with Henry and a stroller, visited the Bean, ate breakfast where the hostess was a nerdfighter, and met Chicago traffic. (playful) — 00:00:16
- 2011-12-19 · Sharpie Face and Little Hank: The Project for Awesome's Aftermath — John's P4A highlight: he covered his face in Sharpie when donations reached $50,000, then someone rang his doorbell and he panicked and hid. (playful) — 00:01:13
- 2011-12-21 · 2011 Presidential Anagrams!! — Hank thanks John for being great and for drawing Sharpie all over his face for charity. — 00:03:07
- 2011-12-28 · Goats Mating — John: The day before, John walked the creek with Henry and explained how fallen leaves become dirt that feeds the still-living trees. — 00:00:30
- 2011-12-28 · Goats Mating — John watched a long courtship (beard-rubbing, tail-wagging), hid so as not to discourage the goats, and after misplaced humping saw them mate; he was glad Henry didn't see. — 00:01:27
Also named in: Happy Birthday To Me!, Question Tuesday! Paula Deen Riding Me (and critical reading), Awesome Bankers?
2012
- 2012-01-02 · Changes to Vlogbrothers — John says he hates change, but looking back over five years he thinks things have changed for the better; for instance, he now has a kid who can say 'awesome'. — 00:00:00
- 2012-02-07 · 10 Misconceptions Debunked! — John says that in the last week of the tour Hank became obsessed with the universe having no edge, kept saying 'Dude, no edge!' and accused John of not being fascinated enough. (playful) — 00:01:14
- 2012-02-07 · 10 Misconceptions Debunked! — announcement: John links CGP Grey's original video and Michael Aranda's video of Hank saying 'no edge' over and over. — 00:03:03
- 2012-02-10 · How Big is the Universe? — Hank tells John that even though John doesn't seem to find the universe appropriately interesting, he still likes him a lot. (playful) — 00:03:10
- 2012-02-17 · World's Smallest Animals — announcement: Hank says he made a No Edge shirt design, 'like my face', now available for pre-order at DFTBA.com. — 00:03:13
- 2012-02-28 · On Cuties and Cooties — John asks why as a student he worked far too hard to be liked but not to read great novels or grasp the universe's edgelessness, and has no answer. (unsure) — 00:02:26
- 2012-03-13 · Actually Free Money! (Really.) The Bank of Nerdfighteria's Quarterly Report — John says a Nerdfighter on tour gave him a homemade stuffed honey badger, and his son Henry has become obsessed with it, asking of everything what sound it makes and what it eats. — 00:02:52
- 2012-03-13 · Actually Free Money! (Really.) The Bank of Nerdfighteria's Quarterly Report — John told Henry that if you hear a honey badger it's too late and that honey badgers eat everything, so Henry now blames Honey Badger for the lost remote and the dinosaurs. (playful) — 00:03:21
- 2012-03-13 · Actually Free Money! (Really.) The Bank of Nerdfighteria's Quarterly Report — John: Asked why the universe has no edge, Henry answers as John expected: Honey Badger ate the edge. (playful) — 00:03:21
- 2012-03-20 · Sharpie Face Question Tuesday — John: Asked whether he will do Sharpie Face, John agrees, but only for the answers. (playful) — 00:00:03
- 2012-03-27 · Wrong but Right: Thoughts from Places Amsterdam — John woke on Saturday in Amsterdam extravagantly jet-lagged, then walked with Henry's old babysitter to the apartment where he lived while finishing The Fault in Our Stars. — 00:00:00
- 2012-04-10 · A Surreal Descent into Madness: Reviewing Children's TV — John's son Henry watches little television but enjoys Uncle Hank's space videos; John watched 12 of the most popular toddler programs to understand what Henry might watch. — 00:00:01
- 2012-04-17 · Thoughts on Romance and Sex in an Airport — recommendation: John's advice to someone unsure whether a crush likes them back is what he tells his son Henry several times a day: use your words and just talk to the person. — 00:00:18
- 2012-06-05 · The Dangling Rope of Terror: It's Question Tuesday — John says his son's first word was "Hi". — 00:01:47
- 2012-07-06 (said on 2012-07-07, implied) · The Higgs Boson — Hank says the field makes everything we love possible, from fireworks to dolphins to the ocean to your boyfriend, across a universe with no edge. (playful) — 00:03:21
- 2012-07-20 · The Universe is Weird: A Song — Hank sings that driving in a van he told John 'dude, no edge': the universe has no center and no edge and doesn't exist in any way we can conceive. (playful) — 00:01:19
- 2012-09-04 · The Five Worst Places to Vomit — John's son Henry once puked into John's half-open mouth while John held him up. (playful) — 00:03:04
- 2012-09-14 · 1000 VIDEOS!!! — Hank: Since then John has had a baby and Hank got a dog, while the world got the last Harry Potter book, a new president and a new fundamental particle; video went from 240p to 1080p. — 00:00:12
- 2012-09-25 · Do Businesses Need to Suck? — John says DFTBA connecting creators with audiences has been a big part of how he has bought diapers for Henry (and, he jokes, Alex Day's tiny jeans). (playful) — 00:02:55
- 2012-10-16 · Burning Peeps, My OTP, and Velociraptors: It's Question Tuesday — Henry Green: Asked to settle velociraptor versus brontosaurus, John asks Henry, who prefers velociraptors. — 00:02:01
- 2012-11-27 · Nerdfighter Book Recommendations: A Gift Giving Guide for Nerdfightastic Readers — John says he and the Yeti keep several thousand books in their house and even two-year-old Henry has a sizeable collection, so he feels qualified to recommend books. — 00:00:00
- 2012-12-17 · THE PROJECT FOR AWESOME 2012 IS HERE! Save the Children. — John says these children are not fundamentally different from his own two-year-old son and are not 'other' because they were born into poverty; they could grow up to be anything from construction workers to vloggers. — 00:01:50
- 2012-12-17 · THE PROJECT FOR AWESOME 2012 IS HERE! Save the Children. — John shows a painting by his two-year-old son, calling him a genius. (playful) — 00:01:50
Also named in: Nerds at the Beach: A REUNION VIDEO!, Adorable Squirrel and Table Topics, Time for AWESOME
2013
- 2013-01-08 (said on 2013-01-05, implied) · Addicted to the Internet — John says 'Good morning Hank, it's Tuesday' are probably the two sentences he has said most often in his life, alongside 'I love you, let's get some pizza'. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:00
- 2013-01-08 (said on 2013-01-05, implied) · Addicted to the Internet — John says it is really Saturday: later that morning he, Sarah and Henry leave on vacation, and on Tuesday he will be without a computer for the first time since he got it. — 00:00:10
- 2013-01-08 (said on 2013-01-05, implied) · Addicted to the Internet — John says he and Henry spent 20 minutes on the Wikipedia whale shark article settling whether whale sharks bite humans; he was right, and learning it cost nothing. — 00:01:20
- 2013-01-08 (said on 2013-01-05, implied) · Addicted to the Internet — John says he will venture into the germy world of face-to-face contact because he thinks it is good for his mental health, especially before Carnegie Hall. (hedged) — 00:01:43
- 2013-01-15 · An Evening of Awesome at Carnegie Hall — John says Henry's birth showed him he'll be Henry's dad as long as either lives; that love is in this sense stronger than death was very important to TFIOS. — 00:53:48
- 2013-01-22 · How to Be More Than Friends: Question Tuesday — John recalls once describing Tumblr as mostly homoerotic Wholock watercolors; Dutch friends Lotte and Lidewij wrote him a song about it, which he woke up singing, puzzling Henry's babysitter. (playful) — 00:00:08
- 2013-01-22 · How to Be More Than Friends: Question Tuesday — John says he and the Yeti are 'more than friends' mainly because they share responsibility for important things - a car, a mortgage and a human child - not because of face-licking. — 00:01:14
- 2013-02-15 · Baby, Harlem, Obama, Dance Crazes, Big Week — Hank says John announced Sarah's pregnancy on the live stream with President Obama, which he calls the coolest way any baby has ever been announced; he is excited, proud and speechless. — video description
- 2013-02-15 · Baby, Harlem, Obama, Dance Crazes, Big Week — Hank reports that, in the interview, the President refused to name John's unborn child. — 00:02:37
- 2013-02-15 · Baby, Harlem, Obama, Dance Crazes, Big Week — Barack Obama (quoted): Obama explains he won't state a name preference: if the parents chose otherwise, the child would forever say the President doesn't like its name. — 00:02:42
- 2013-02-19 · Doing Things, On the Importance of — John and his wife are expecting their second child, whom the President told not to forget to be awesome. — 00:00:05
- 2013-02-26 · Cooking with a 3-Year-Old: The Mac & Cheese and Communist Celery Edition — John: Sarah is out of town, so John and his three-year-old son make dinner: mac and cheese, boiled asparagus, celery, blueberries and sweet potato fries. — video description
- 2013-02-26 · Cooking with a 3-Year-Old: The Mac & Cheese and Communist Celery Edition — John: When his son refuses peanut butter on his celery, John asks if he is a communist; the son says yes, and John is glad he is politically engaged - the title's 'communist celery'. (joke) — 00:02:18
- 2013-02-26 · Cooking with a 3-Year-Old: The Mac & Cheese and Communist Celery Edition — John's mock tips: microwave the sweet potato fries for maximum sogginess, as his son likes them, and cook the asparagus soggy rather than al dente. (playful) — 00:02:44
- 2013-03-05 · The Gray Speckled Walls Encroach: The Perks and Liabilities of Frequent Flying — John: Answering comments on last week's (week of 25 February 2013) cooking-with-Henry video that called him a great dad, John says that if he is a good dad it is not because he jokes on camera. — 00:02:46
- 2013-04-02 · TFiOS Movie Casting, New Books, and Groundhog Wars: An Old School Vlogbrothers Video — John says he is about to have a child, due around May or June (Sarah points out he will not be the one having it, but he will be its father). — 00:02:26
- 2013-05-07 · The Clif Bars Go in the Jar Because Mice: An Office Tour — John: The office kitchen features artwork by John's son Henry and posters available at DFTBA.com. (playful) — 00:01:53
- 2013-05-07 · The Clif Bars Go in the Jar Because Mice: An Office Tour — John says Sarah (the Yeti) is due to have their baby on June 1, though it might come earlier. (hedged) — 00:03:04
- 2013-06-04 · A New Nerdfighter Baby — John announces in a pre-recorded video that his baby has been born; he jokes about his 'epic loins' before conceding Sarah did the birthing and he only reinforced the doctor's 'push'. (playful) — 00:00:01
- 2013-06-04 · A New Nerdfighter Baby — John says that when Henry was born he took only a couple of weeks off and made his first work trip when Henry was nine days old; this time he will take much more time away. — 00:00:33
- 2013-06-04 · A New Nerdfighter Baby — John: In a short insert recorded after the birth, John reports that everything is good: baby and mother are healthy, and the parents are exhausted. — 00:01:45
- 2013-06-07 · How To Be a Baby Properly — Hank welcomes Alice to Earth, 'a wonderful, terrible place', and says she is being born into what may be the most interesting time in human history. (hedged) — 00:00:00
- 2013-06-07 · How To Be a Baby Properly — Hank's description says he has talked to John a lot since the birth: John is excited, exhausted, enjoying time with his family, and far less freaked out than when Henry was born. — video description
- 2013-06-11 · How To Be John Green — Craig Benzine: Craig explains he is there because John had a baby - Sarah had the baby, John helped - and they brought Alice Green into the world. (playful) — 00:00:48
- 2013-06-11 · How To Be John Green — Craig Benzine: Craig parodies more things John does: Question Tuesday with fake questions, a 'Who the eff is Hank?' answer, Sharpie face (a cracker smashed on his forehead), a Thoughts from Places about his office, an Oscar Wilde reading, and a 'not-airport'. (joke) — 00:02:07
- 2013-06-25 · Thoughts from Places: Dog Days of Summer — Hannah Hart: During her travels she spent time with John and his son Henry, whose fondness for hammers she will not soon forget. (playful) — 00:00:00
- 2013-07-02 · The Perks of Being John's Assistant — Rosianna Halse Rojas: Her joke spare-time projects: a library for Henry and Alice from The Jolly Postman to The Unbearable Lightness of Being, and a Globe Theatre replica in John's garden. (joke) — 00:02:31
- 2013-07-12 · Oh, JK Rowling - A Harry Potter Song — John: Asked about Alice, John says she is great and beautiful and they love her; he thanks Nerdfighteria for its good wishes and says they enjoy being a family of four. — 00:02:59
- 2013-07-12 · Oh, JK Rowling - A Harry Potter Song — John reports that Henry has just laughed at a joke for the first time, while watching Annoying Orange. (playful) — 00:03:22
- 2013-07-16 · The Ghost of Teenaged Future — Sabrina Cruz: Like a ghost in a Dickens novel, she warns Hank about the annoying things his niece and nephew might do as teenagers, at least according to stereotypes. (playful) — 00:00:19
- 2013-07-19 · TFiOS Movie, Bees, Babies, and More! — John, startled by a bee, says he doesn't like bees and that bees are all Henry has nightmares about, which he calls a healthy fear. (playful) — 00:00:51
- 2013-07-19 · TFiOS Movie, Bees, Babies, and More! — John: Asked whether Alice has done a Nerdfighter salute, John says she is one month old and has made no intentional gestures yet. — 00:01:24
- 2013-07-19 · TFiOS Movie, Bees, Babies, and More! — John says Henry read in a Berenstain Bears book that baby sisters bop you on the nose, so he waits by Alice's arm and cheers when she moves involuntarily. — 00:01:36
- 2013-07-30 · Paternity Leave Ends! And I Find Myself… — John: Digging holes on a Michigan beach, Henry, three and a half, asked John who likes digging holes and answered: Germans. — 00:01:12
- 2013-07-30 · Paternity Leave Ends! And I Find Myself… — John: When Henry was one the family lived in the Netherlands while John researched The Fault in Our Stars; Dutch people said they thought little of Germans not because of the war but because Germans dig holes in their beaches. — 00:01:34
- 2013-07-30 · Paternity Leave Ends! And I Find Myself… — John: This happened about six times and John and Sarah remarked on it, apparently in front of Henry; on a Dutch beach they then saw German speakers digging huge holes with full-size shovels. (playful) — 00:01:53
- 2013-07-30 · Paternity Leave Ends! And I Find Myself… — John: That Henry remembered this from age one worries John about what else he remembers, such as John swearing during Liverpool games. (playful) — 00:02:08
- 2013-07-30 · Paternity Leave Ends! And I Find Myself… — John: At three and a half Henry already has his first cultural stereotype, hole-digging Germans, which John thinks says a lot about humans. (hedged) — 00:02:28
- 2013-08-06 · Million Dollar Ideas — John: Up with Henry at 2:30 a.m., John had his very first million dollar idea. — 00:00:33
- 2013-10-08 · Applying for Health Insurance: Then and Now — John acknowledges the video runs over four minutes, says he thinks it counts as an educational video, and leaves viewers to discuss it in Our Pants. (hedged) — video description
- 2013-10-08 · Applying for Health Insurance: Then and Now — John: Once he has an account, John enters himself, his wife, his son Henry and his new baby, and finds the questions easy to answer. — 00:01:35
- 2013-10-15 · Thoughts for Nerdfighteria — John says his last video ran over four minutes and Nerdfighters in Our Pants ruled it not educational, so he is punished. — 00:02:39
- 2013-11-08 · VidCon, Punishments, Comments, and Pumpkins — announcement: Hank sets John's punishment, a mix of suggestions: Henry decides and cooks John's dinner, short of poisoning him, and John has to eat it. (playful) — 00:02:12
- 2013-11-12 · But Is Worm Pizza Poisonous? — John tells Henry he cannot eat worm pizza, Henry's first suggestion, because eating worms can be really bad for you, even kind of poisonous, as they carry bacteria. (hedged) — 00:02:15
- 2013-11-12 · But Is Worm Pizza Poisonous? — announcement: John sums up the punishment menu Henry has chosen for him to eat: slobber carrots with Henry's drool, really gross barbecue with drool, and hats. — 00:03:49
- 2013-12-10 · Cooking with a 3-Year-Old: Slobber Carrots and Gross Barbecue — John: On 'punishment Tuesday' John reminds Henry he came up with the gross meal: slobber carrots with drool, gross barbecue with drool, and hat. — 00:00:00
- 2013-12-10 · Cooking with a 3-Year-Old: Slobber Carrots and Gross Barbecue — In the description John is glad to have the punishment behind him and thanks Henry and Nerdfighteria for the horror. — video description
- 2013-12-10 · Cooking with a 3-Year-Old: Slobber Carrots and Gross Barbecue — Henry Green: Henry explains that slobber carrots are cooked carrots and agrees that barbecue is basically meat and barbecue sauce. — 00:00:21
- 2013-12-10 · Cooking with a 3-Year-Old: Slobber Carrots and Gross Barbecue — John: Tasting: the slobber carrots with drool are actually quite good, the gross barbecue is so bad, much worse than a blenderized Happy Meal, and the hat is not very good. (playful) — 00:03:08
- 2013-12-10 · Cooking with a 3-Year-Old: Slobber Carrots and Gross Barbecue — John concludes that was his punishment meal, doesn't recommend it, and quotes Henry: the grossest meal ever. — 00:03:51
- 2013-12-20 · Best Moments of the Project for Awesome — Hank, still partly covered in Sharpie from the livestream, wonders why he did not plan how to remove it before covering his face. (playful) — 00:02:26
Also named in: DOCTOR GREEN
2014
- 2014-01-24 · The Naughty Professor: Hank and John at the Beach - REUNION! — John says four-year-old Henry is nervous about being eaten by orcas; John tells him not if he's eight inches in the water. (playful) — 00:00:06
- 2014-01-24 · The Naughty Professor: Hank and John at the Beach - REUNION! — John says when he asks Henry what light is, Henry answers 'the visible sign of the invisible light', a T. S. Eliot line; John finds it adorable. — 00:00:23
- 2014-02-18 · 18 Great Books You Probably Haven't Read — recommendation: John recommends The Golden Rule by his mentor Ilene Cooper: children don't inherently excel at empathy, and the book has helped his family talk with Henry about others' feelings. — 00:01:45
- 2014-02-18 · 18 Great Books You Probably Haven't Read — recommendation: John recommends Jacqueline Woodson's picture book Show Way, one of his all-time favourites and one of Henry's. — 00:01:57
- 2014-04-01 · VELOCIRAPTORS — John tries an experiment: needing to make a video, he asks his young son what it should be about, and takes up the suggestion. — 00:00:01
- 2014-04-01 · VELOCIRAPTORS — Henry Green: John's son suggests the topic: a velociraptor. — 00:00:04
- 2014-04-01 · VELOCIRAPTORS — John says, as his son would point out, that the apatosaurus isn't even that big compared to the diplodocus. — 00:02:05
- 2014-04-01 · VELOCIRAPTORS — John says having a dinosaur-obsessed child makes you realize both how much we know and how much we don't about life's distant past. — 00:02:53
- 2014-07-08 · The Future of Nerdfighteria — John: Henry asked John for a video about dragons and dinosaurs fighting bad guys together, with scary parts but not too many; John explained he can only make videos where his head moves around a screen. (playful) — 00:00:01
- 2014-07-08 · The Future of Nerdfighteria — ask: John invites brilliant video editors and motion-graphics artists in Nerdfighteria to take Henry's idea and run with it. (playful) — 00:00:13
- 2014-07-18 · EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! — Hank: In October 2013 John's over-four-minute video was ruled not educational enough, and as punishment he ate slobber carrots made by his son. — 00:02:57
- 2014-07-29 · Listen: Thoughts from Addis Ababa, Ethiopia — John landed in Addis Ababa after a thirty-hour journey, met a Gates Foundation staffer, had Ethiopian coffee, bought Henry an Ethiopia soccer jersey and went to Yekatit 12 Hospital. — 00:00:01
- 2014-09-05 · REUNION TUESDAY! FRIDAY! WHATEVER! — John: Building Legos, Henry called a figure the bad guy; John suggested villains are complicated and should be imagined complexly; Henry insisted he was really bad. (playful) — 00:02:22
- 2014-09-05 · REUNION TUESDAY! FRIDAY! WHATEVER! — John: Henry told Sarah a good kind of learning is learning how to turn on the TV. (playful) — 00:02:50
- 2014-09-05 · REUNION TUESDAY! FRIDAY! WHATEVER! — John: Asked how Henry feels about Hank, John says Henry's last words before he left were a message for Uncle Hank and Auntie Katherine, in gibberish. (playful) — 00:03:01
- 2014-09-16 · It's Question Tuesday! Cheesy Jokes, Paper Towns Movie, and Dinosaur Butt Brains — John says it is Henry's second-favourite album, behind only the Phineas and Ferb Star Wars album. (playful) — 00:02:41
- 2014-09-23 · Looking Away — John says that in Ethiopia he talked with a girl clinging to her brother; her mother works in Kuwait, her father in the city, and her grandfather cares for them. — 00:00:00
- 2014-09-23 · Looking Away — John says the girl told him she missed her mom and worried her brother might have pneumonia; the way she held her brother shattered him, and eventually he looked away. — 00:00:10
- 2014-09-23 · Looking Away — John says much of his Ethiopia footage shows him looking away: from families at a hospital, preterm babies under inadequate heat lamps, and a very sick boy his son's age awaiting a malaria test. — 00:00:19
- 2014-09-23 · Looking Away — John thinks he looked away partly because the moments felt private, though people gave permission, but also because it was hard to watch kids suffer and feel powerless. (hedged) — 00:00:52
- 2014-09-23 · Looking Away — John suggests that maybe this voicelessness is part of what makes it easier to look away, but regardless, he kept doing it. (hedged) — 00:01:12
- 2014-09-23 · Looking Away — John says he has hours of footage of his camera looking away; what he videotaped most in Ethiopia was his shoes. (playful) — 00:01:19
- 2014-11-17 · Combines and Movie Magic: Pizzamas Day 6 — John spent the weekend home in Indianapolis, rode a combine with his son and learned about contemporary American farming practices from a farmer. — 00:00:01
- 2014-12-16 · Jelly Face, Sharpie Face, Peanut Butter Face, and Mummy Dancers: The 2014 Project for Awesome — John says the illness began with a throat tickle on the P4A Saturday morning (13 December 2014) while Henry gave him Sharpie face; he jokes the Sharpie fumes may have caused it. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:12
Also named in: Global Health and Human Hair: What the Vlogbrothers are Thankful For, BUTFARTMAN Is Coming To Town!
2015
- 2015-02-03 (said on 2015-01-30, implied) · Beards, Birds, and the Paper Towns Release Date: Question Tuesday! — John says his favorite Taylor Swift song is probably Blank Space, which Henry calls 'Boys Love Torture'. (hedged) — 00:01:24
- 2015-04-07 · John Reviews Kids Movies — John says Despicable Me 2, another favorite of his son's, is almost entirely about adult problems like fatherhood and middle-aged dating, and above all romantic love, which small kids don't get. — 00:01:36
- 2015-04-07 · John Reviews Kids Movies — John says his son loved Despicable Me 2 and afterwards said he wanted to marry Mommy, which John told him was illegal. (playful) — 00:02:04
- 2015-06-02 · Let's Go Outside — John says while he looks for coyotes and herons, his son points out moss; his son and daughter remind him that with the right level of attentiveness, everything is amazing. — 00:01:55
- 2015-06-16 (said on 2015-06-13, implied) · Paper Towns Madrid with Nat Wolff! THE TOUR BEGINS — John says it is actually Saturday and they are on their way to Europe, and asks Henry where they are going first; Henry answers North Carolina. — 00:00:01
- 2015-08-04 · Question Tuesday: Wookiee Gunships, Sneezing Cessation, and Pizza — John thinks he would get further than Hank in American Ninja Warrior: watching it with Henry gives him the advantage of knowing what it is, and he likes his odds past the quintuple steps. (playful, hedged) — 00:02:13
- 2015-12-01 · John's Book Giving Guide for the Holidays! — recommendation: John's son's two favorite books this year (2015) were Last Stop on Market Street (Christian Robinson and Matt de la Peña) and Marla Frazee's Boot and Shoe. — 00:03:32
- 2015-12-08 · The Bank of Nerdfighteria's Semiannual Report — announcement: John announces a 48-hour P4A livestream with Hank, himself and many YouTubers, the one time of year his kids are likely to cover his face in Sharpie. — 00:02:28
Also named in: John Gets a Tattoo, Question Tuesday: My Social Media Hiatus, My Excellent German, and Books!
2016
- 2016-02-09 · Water in My Cereal: Taste Testing Various Liquid Accompaniments to Raisin Bran — John: Sarah built a Louvre out of Legos, which John and Henry then attacked with a clone army. (playful) — 00:02:11
- 2016-02-26 · Things You Don't Know About Us (REUNION!) — John says his biggest professional accomplishment is vlogbrothers and his biggest personal one is behind the camera, where his son Henry is. — 00:03:24
- 2016-03-01 · Question Tuesday: The Potato Edition — John: Asked for a favourite One Direction song, Henry offers his favourite song, which John explains is the Swedish hip-hop song on The Fault in Our Stars soundtrack, in Henry's own name for it. — 00:03:09
- 2016-05-10 · On Pain — John's six-year-old son, bitten by an ant, said it hurt like this and pinched him, trying to shrink the space between his pain and John's understanding. — 00:01:26
- 2016-07-12 · Our Capacity for Wonder: A Review — John recalls a November woods walk when son Henry was about two: John held him up to admire the misty forest view, but Henry said 'leaf' and grabbed a single brown oak leaf. — 00:01:53
- 2016-07-12 · Our Capacity for Wonder: A Review — John says he wanted to tell Henry that brown oak leaves are everywhere in the eastern US in November, but looking with him he saw red, orange and yellow veins too complex to take in. — 00:02:26
- 2016-11-29 · Baby Poop Rookie: Vlogbrothers Reunited — John says Henry pooped on him many times but Alice never, because he went in with about seven diapers, like a diaper suit of armor. (playful) — 00:01:37
- 2016-12-27 · The Best of My 2016 — John says it was an awesome year to be a dad: Henry learned to ride a bike, Alice learned her ABCs, and both learned every word to Moana. — 00:02:49
2017
- 2017-02-07 (said on 2017-02-02, implied) · Good News, YA Books, and Bears: It's Question Tuesday — John: Asked his favorite Pokemon, John relays that Henry says it is Mega Mewtwo EX, whatever that means. — 00:02:35
- 2017-03-14 · Green Brothers Reunited! — The description says John and Hank pause on a long desert walk to answer Nerdfighters' questions, mostly on two topics chosen by John's children: Pokémon and monkey turtles. — video description
- 2017-03-14 · Green Brothers Reunited! — John says that asked what he wants to be when he grows up, Henry says inventor, then pauses and adds: of Pokémon. (playful) — 00:01:47
- 2017-03-21 · My Information Diet — John: On a friend's advice, a month later after an egregious bout of twittering, John made his phone a dumb phone: no Twitter, Facebook, email or Reddit, and he deleted Pokémon Go, breaking his son's heart. — 00:00:49
- 2017-04-25 · Pokemon, Reviewed by a Dad Who Knows Nothing about Pokemon — John's seven-year-old son wakes at five every Saturday and watches two hours of Pokémon before John can take the iPad away. — 00:00:03
- 2017-04-25 · Pokemon, Reviewed by a Dad Who Knows Nothing about Pokemon — John: Henry has all the Pokémon encyclopedias and many cards; John doesn't know where he gets them and thinks he trades for them on the playground. (hedged) — 00:00:10
- 2017-04-25 · Pokemon, Reviewed by a Dad Who Knows Nothing about Pokemon — John says it's great because he wants his kid to have passions and be excited about stuff, but he knows nothing about Pokémon beyond what his son told him and a brief foray into Pokémon Go. — 00:00:18
- 2017-04-25 · Pokemon, Reviewed by a Dad Who Knows Nothing about Pokemon — John believes surplus Pokémon (17 Pidgeys) can be transferred to 'the Professor', which seems a bad idea; his son told him Pokémon don't like going there. (playful, hedged) — 00:01:24
- 2017-04-25 · Pokemon, Reviewed by a Dad Who Knows Nothing about Pokemon — John: Henry explained to him that 'fainting' is what Pokémon call dying. — 00:02:01
- 2017-06-27 · UNBOXING — John: Most sheets are just signed, but about 3% carry a DFTBA, some have yetis drawn by Sarah, a few were circled in hot pink by Alice and several hundred bear Henry's Pokéballs: a family affair. (hedged) — 00:03:08
- 2017-07-18 · Accio Decade Hallows — John: Of John's five memories of shocked joy, the first two are his children's births: expected, yet both times the feeling, an overwhelmedness of joy and awe, was a complete surprise. (hedged) — 00:00:59
2018
- 2018-04-17 · John Green Answers Your John Green Questions — John wept like a baby at the win; Henry asked why he was crying if it was happy, and John said it was. — 00:02:47
- 2018-06-05 · WHERE IS MY NORTON ANTHOLOGY OF POETRY — recommendation: John recommends Dactyl Hill Squad, out in September, which he has been reading in an advance copy with Henry: it is about orphans in the Civil War who ride dinosaurs, and it is amazing. — 00:01:19
- 2018-06-19 · My Signature Move — John: Even John's eight-year-old son has a signature move, the Pokéball, which he has drawn on several of the sheets. (playful) — 00:01:48
Also named in: This Video is about Red Eyed Tree Frogs?, Reading Mean Comments with John
2019
- 2019-12-17 · The Best Days of My Decade — John says the two best days of his decade and his life were the days his kids were born. — 00:00:09
2020
- 2020-01-28 · Looking Away (Again) — John recalls making a video from Ethiopia six years ago called Looking Away, about listening to and supporting people living in absolute poverty. — 00:02:20
2021
- 2021-08-31 · The Woman Who Invented Stuffed Animals — John thanks his son Henry for suggesting the video idea and Rosianna for help with images. — video description
2022
- 2022-10-06 · The Pizzamas Magic Is Almost Over… — John: Asked by Reagan which one shirt to buy, John says choosing is like choosing between his kids, but Alice chose the square Pizza John in a pizza box and Henry chose the "if it rides, I lives" design. — 00:01:21
Also named in: PIZZAMAS IS UPON US
2023
- 2023-02-24 · The P4A 2023 is The Hottest Club on the Internet — Hank broke an egg over his head and immediately regretted it, and did no Sharpie face at all this year (2023). (playful) — 00:13:32
- 2023-05-16 · Did TB Cause World War I? — John's son came home from school and told him tuberculosis partly caused World War I; John was proud, and the story turned out to be true. — 00:00:00
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — John: In 2019 John visited the Lakka TB hospital in Sierra Leone and met Henry, who shares his son's name and seemed his son's age; Henry showed him around, and John assumed he was a nurse's child. — 00:00:00
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — announcement: The description corrects the video: Dr. Girum says Henry was among the first to receive bedaquiline, not the first, but was the first to get a different drug that let him take bedaquiline safely. — video description
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — announcement: The description's update says Henry's fundraiser has closed after reaching all its goals and more, thanks donors and asks viewers to follow Henry's YouTube channel. — video description
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — The description thanks Henry, Dr. Girum Tefera and his Lakka colleagues, and Partners In Health for introducing John to Henry. — video description
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — John: A doctor told John that Henry was a patient they were very concerned about: Henry was 16, not nine like John's son; tuberculosis had ravaged his body. — 00:00:29
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — John: Before getting sick Henry was a great student who dreamt of university; his mother Isatu worked hard to pay his school fees with a small market business selling scented oils and perfumes. — 00:00:29
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — John: When John met him, Henry was out of school and had been a full-time patient at Lakka for over two months, receiving injections for multidrug-resistant TB. — 00:00:58
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — John says global health authorities deemed the bedaquiline protocol too expensive, so people like Henry could not get it. — 00:01:27
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — John: The injections were not working for Henry: he lost weight, TB-swollen lymph nodes became open wounds, and he bled so much he needed blood transfusions. — 00:01:27
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — John: Henry's mother Isatu paid the equivalent of thousands of dollars for his treatment, finding blood and supplies, and lost her business and apartment in the process. — 00:01:56
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — John: Dr. Tefera came to Sierra Leone from Ethiopia a few months after John met Henry, and he too first took Henry for staff, since Henry kept encouraging and helping other patients. — 00:01:56
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — John: Henry's lab work showed the injectables had failed; Dr. Tefera later told John that, seeing no options, he thought they would lose the boy. — 00:02:26
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — John: Henry knew how sick he was and what it meant: he had seen his best friend at Lakka die of multidrug-resistant TB after the injectables failed. — 00:02:26
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — John: Saying that in TB you have to keep trying, Dr. Tefera asked Partners In Health and the Sierra Leonean Ministry of Health to bring needed drugs from Liberia and Lesotho to save Henry. — 00:02:26
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — John came home from that trip obsessed with tuberculosis and spent the next few years learning about it, often thinking of and praying for Henry but never daring to ask what happened to him. — 00:03:14
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — John: When John and Sarah returned to Lakka in 2023, John asked a nurse about Henry; she said he was there that day, wanting to see John, and they reunited. — 00:03:43
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — John says Henry was the first in Sierra Leone to get the bedaquiline-based cocktail; he recovered 'like magic', walking and laughing within three weeks, was cured and went home after over two years at Lakka. — 00:04:15
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — Henry Reider: Henry says he is back to pursue his dreams and is so happy to be alive again. — 00:04:42
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — John: Henry returned to school and, with Partners In Health's support, studies human resources management at the University of Sierra Leone; he dreams of working in business and travelling. — 00:04:42
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — recommendation: John says Henry has just started a YouTube channel and a Discord server, making videos of daily life in Freetown, community interviews and vlogs, and is excited to connect with the community. — 00:04:42
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — ask: John notes Henry has only four subscribers on YouTube and thinks Nerdfighteria can bump that up. — 00:05:18
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — John: As is common for TB survivors, Henry's life remains very hard: his family lost both their business and their home. — 00:05:18
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — ask: John has started a GoFundMe to fund Isatu's business and help Henry lift his mother out of poverty. — 00:05:47
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — John says Henry is alive thanks to extraordinary efforts by himself, his family, charities, caregivers and government; he gets to have a YouTube channel, take tests and help his mom. — 00:05:47
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — John says none of that should require extraordinary efforts: Henry should never have become so sick, cost his mother her savings, missed years of school, or been denied bedaquiline because of where he was born. — 00:06:16
- 2023-08-15 · Henry — John says this is why he is obsessed with tuberculosis: the fight is worth it because of Henry, because he is here. — 00:06:46
2024
- 2024-04-23 · Full Hank — In a channel comment John says Henry put the bow tie on Potato. — creator comment
- 2024-08-06 · What Helped Through Depression — John's friend in Sierra Leone, Henry Reider, is trying to build a well in Freetown to address the water crisis there. — 00:01:56
- 2024-10-22 · My New Book: Everything Is Tuberculosis — John says in 2019 he visited a tuberculosis hospital in Sierra Leone, met a boy who shared his son's name, and came home obsessed with tuberculosis. — 00:00:33
- 2024-11-13 · Some New Things… — John says Henry is taking part in NaNoWriMo at his school. — 00:31:32
- 2024-11-13 · Some New Things… — John says Henry threw his neck out for the first time two days ago, as Hank does once or twice a year. — 00:34:05
- 2024-12-10 · On Writing — John: Like most of his books, John says, it stars a smart teenager who loves poetry: Henry Reider, a young man who lived with tuberculosis for most of his childhood. (playful) — 00:03:23
2025
- 2025-01-10 · SECRET PROJECT ANNOUNCEMENT! — Hank: Kirkus, read by Hank, says that after John met a sick boy, Henry, in Sierra Leone in 2019, he set out to learn everything about TB and concluded it persists through racism, greed and public-health economics. — 00:03:58
- 2025-03-18 · ITS ALL HAPPENING — John says Henry told him yesterday (17 March 2025) that his dream is 100,000 subscribers and the silver plaque, and asks viewers to help make it come true. — 00:02:58
- 2025-05-27 (said on 2025-05-25, implied) · The Longest (and best) Day — John notes a pretty good view for Henry's first Indy 500. — 00:00:29
- 2025-11-13 · Fighting TB in Kids: A Discussion with Doctors without Borders — John says his friend Henry, an MDR-TB survivor in Sierra Leone, credits Dr. Girum Tefera and also his mother, who brought him extra food when many are abandoned by families. — 00:47:09
- 2025-11-24 · Good Store Holiday Gift Guide LIVE with Hank and John — John tells Hank he has been traveling to Denmark and England; in Denmark he attended the Union Conference on Lung Health with Henry Reider, whom viewers know from Everything Is Tuberculosis. — 00:00:00
- 2025-11-24 · Good Store Holiday Gift Guide LIVE with Hank and John — John says Henry just had his wisdom teeth out, got dry socket and was in terrible pain, and John felt terrible for him. — 00:44:47
- 2025-11-24 · Good Store Holiday Gift Guide LIVE with Hank and John — John says being a boxer, as Henry is, means being really tough, while John is the opposite of tough. (playful) — 00:46:15
- 2025-11-25 · Poverty Is Expensive — John recalls that Henry Reider inspired his interest in TB and that Henry's effort to survive multidrug-resistant tuberculosis is a through line in Everything Is Tuberculosis. — 00:00:00
2026
- 2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff! — announcement: John says his 16-year-old son Henry, a very good boxer, will punch him when the P4A reaches a million dollars. — 01:17:37
- 2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff! — John plays Henry's UFC video game with him: when your 16-year-old will do anything with you, you want to do it with him. — 01:29:25
- 2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff! — John says P4A donations support structural change and individual lives like his friend Henry Reider, in the chat, whom he wrote Everything Is Tuberculosis about and who would not be alive without Partners In Health. — 01:42:50
- 2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff! — John: After the P4A passes $1 million, John takes the live camera to his home gym, where his son Henry punches him in the stomach. — 02:09:17
- 2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff! — John tells Henry that Harry Houdini died after someone punched him in the stomach and his appendix burst. (hedged) — 02:11:36
- 2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff! — John reads Henry the first chapter of Zombicorns, whose narrator recalls his corn-obsessed father, whom he shot a year earlier, while holed up in a Lincoln Square cellar. (fiction) — 02:31:19
- 2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff! — John notes that his son Henry has proudly never read a John Green book. — 02:34:29
- 2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff! — John tells Henry that Hank fact-checked something in Project Hail Mary and changed something in the book at the galley stage. (hedged) — 02:54:32
- 2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff! — John tells Henry that he and Hank don't fight anymore, and that Henry and Alice get along really well, which makes him proud. — 02:59:31
- 2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff! — John tells Henry that he once met Billie Eilish. — 03:03:01
- 2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff! — John: Asked about a second 100 Days, John says he doesn't know: at 48 he can't move as he did at 39, when he made 100 Days, but he could maybe do it with Henry. (unsure) — 03:05:49
- 2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff! — John: Hearing that Henry, 16, has never used Twitter or met a Twitter user, John calls it damning to Elon Musk. (playful) — 03:17:18
- 2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff! — John says his son is now 16 and his daughter 12 and a half, both younger than the Project for Awesome. — 07:57:56
- 2026-02-14 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 3! — John is always telling Henry how much he loves babies, because he misses when Henry was a baby. — 01:04:56
- 2026-02-14 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 4! — John lets Alice write on his face with a Sharpie the initials of donors giving over $100 in the last 14 minutes of the hour; Alice and Sarah cover his face with names. — 00:37:56
- 2026-02-14 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 4! — announcement: Hank: To reach the night's goal, Hank tells donors that a donation over $500 gets their name written on his face. — 06:14:01
- 2026-02-15 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 5! — John says both his kids are great, lovely, hardworking, good-hearted kids, all you could ask for, though he admits he is deeply biased. — 02:35:17
- 2026-02-15 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 5! — announcement: John: The 2026 Project for Awesome reaches $3.5 million, which John celebrates with Henry's choco pies, at 10:13 in the morning with an hour and 47 minutes left. — 03:21:01
- 2026-02-15 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 5! — John: After a weak confetti cannon, John says he makes his kids clean up the confetti; Hank, who has only one kid, says he should make his do it too. (playful) — 03:58:02
- 2026-06-23 · A Very French Reunion — John got to take his son Henry, 16, to a US men's national team game in 2026, which was very special to him. — 00:06:34
- 2026-08-03 · Esther Day 2026: Some Thoughts on Loss — John cannot reconcile himself to his friend Henry having almost died of TB and living with its scars. — 00:02:13
Also named in: Project for Awesome 2026 part 2!