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2007

2007-01-01 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 1st — announcement: Hank tells John they will no longer communicate by any textual means: no instant messaging or email, only video blogs and possibly phone calls. — 00:00:13
2007-01-01 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 1st — Hank says he sent John the email outlining the plan the night before from a New Year's Eve party in Lake Tahoe. — 00:00:43
2007-01-01 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 1st — announcement: Hank: Starting January 1st Hank sends a video blog, John replies the next day, and they continue alternating like this until the year is up. — 00:00:43
2007-01-01 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 1st — announcement: Hank says that if either brother fails to send a video blog on a weekday there will be punishments, to be outlined later. — 00:00:43
2007-01-01 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 1st — announcement: Hank declares that Brotherhood 2.0 commences today and admits the plan probably makes them crazy. (playful) — 00:00:43
2007-01-02 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 2nd — John: Recalling the agreed punishments for missed videos, John proposes the brothers also periodically give each other challenges. (hedged) — 00:01:19
2007-01-02 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 2nd — John suggests two challenges: eating five sheets of toilet paper while discussing the political situation in Nepal, and drinking a glass of Strawberry Hill wine without hurling. (playful) — 00:01:53
2007-01-02 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 2nd — John tentatively suggests Thursdays and Fridays as challenge days and leaves the choice to Hank. (hedged) — 00:01:53
2007-01-03 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 3rd — Hank says performing a version of 500 Miles on the show appeals to him and asks whether it should be a punishment, project or challenge. (hedged) — 00:01:56
2007-01-04 · Brotherhood 2.0: Eating Toilet Paper — John notes Hank ignored his toilet-paper-and-Nepal challenge in his last video and says that if Hank will not do it, he will. (playful) — 00:01:11
2007-01-04 · Brotherhood 2.0: Eating Toilet Paper — John announces a Brotherhood 2.0 viewer's wife has had a baby after 32 hours of labor and suggests letting the viewer pick a project or challenge for the brothers as a present. (hedged) — 00:02:05
2007-01-11 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 11th — Hank proposes suggesting more punishments so the brothers can choose between them, and letting people suggest punishments too. (hedged) — 00:01:11
2007-01-11 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 11th — Hank says the only punishment so far is the 500 miles punishment, which he would be totally okay doing and thinks would be fun. (hedged) — 00:01:11
2007-01-11 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 11th — Hank suggests three punishments: grow facial hair for a week then wax the chin, the 'stick-a-needle-in-my-eye provision', and giving yourself a mohawk, which he has always wanted. (playful) — 00:01:43
2007-01-11 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 11th — Hank sings a line of 500 Miles and says it is not a punishment to him; they need to come up with better punishments. (hedged) — 00:02:54
2007-01-12 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 12, 2007 — John proposes punishments for failing to update, taken from his living room: the 1100-page Continuum History of Apocalypticism, a Christmas card with someone else's baby, knitting a scarf, eating a styrofoam peanut. (playful) — 00:01:01
2007-01-12 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 12, 2007 — John's last punishment idea: do your happy dance for 3 minutes 30 seconds, but only in 5-second clips; unable to phone Daniel this late, he works out 70 dances in 70 locations. (playful, hedged) — 00:01:27
2007-01-12 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 12, 2007 — John suggests the happy-dance idea might be a project rather than a punishment: the brothers intersperse their happy dances, 35 each, and he asks Hank if he is interested. (hedged) — 00:01:50
2007-01-15 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 15th — announcement: Hank presents the new Brotherhood 2.0 website at brotherhood2.com and asks for suggestions or comments. — 00:00:00
2007-01-25 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 25th — Hank says many people have suggested very good punishments: not just difficult but extremely embarrassing on a video blog, which is the kind they want. — 00:01:05
2007-01-25 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 25th — Hank: Expecting he may well be the first punished, Hank proposes that the unpunished brother choose the punishment, so the punished one can't take the one he'd most like; viewers see the other's pick. (hedged) — 00:01:05
2007-01-30 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 30, 2007 — John says he accidentally CC'd Hank on an email, which means he has to do a punishment, and asks Hank to be kind. (playful) — 00:02:02
2007-01-31 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 31st — Hank says someone suggested John send Hank his Wii as punishment, but he is not that much of a jerk; he has many punishments to choose from. (playful) — 00:01:34
2007-01-31 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 31st — Hank: Some call John a stand-up citizen for agreeing to the punishment before being told it, but Hank says John phoned him arguing the email wasn't punishable. (playful) — 00:01:34
2007-01-31 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 31st — Hank: As the email wasn't really a personal communication, Hank allows some leeway and won't give John the worst punishments possible. (hedged) — 00:01:34
2007-01-31 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 31st — Hank gives John a choice of two punishments: grow his facial hair for a week and then wax his chin, or fill a large bowl with Ben & Jerry's ice cream and watch it melt. (playful) — 00:02:13
2007-02-01 · Brotherhood 2.0, February 1, 2007 — John: As a word of parting, John says his chin is prepared. (playful) — 00:01:18
2007-02-02 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 2nd — Hank greets the viewer who made the first Brotherhood 2.0 reply video on YouTube: 'Well done'. — 00:00:03
2007-02-05 · Brotherhood 2.0, February 5, 2007 — John: At Duane Reade John looks for wax, finding it not with the makeup or soap but with the hair brushes, and tells Hank he is about to wax his chin. (playful) — 00:00:10
2007-02-05 · Brotherhood 2.0, February 5, 2007 — John: After microwaving the wax and washing his face, John says he is really worried because Hank made it out to be so horrible. (playful) — 00:00:39
2007-02-05 · Brotherhood 2.0, February 5, 2007 — John: On the first attempt the wax will not come off although John pulls hard, and he bleeds. (playful) — 00:01:18
2007-02-05 · Brotherhood 2.0, February 5, 2007 — John: Because he is a hard worker and believes in the project and in Brotherhood 2.0, John tries once more, but will stop if he bleeds again. (playful) — 00:01:47
2007-02-05 · Brotherhood 2.0, February 5, 2007 — John: Bleeding again, John tells Hank they will have to switch punishments because this one makes him bleed. (playful) — 00:02:15
2007-02-05 · Brotherhood 2.0, February 5, 2007 — John: For the alternative punishment John watches mint chocolate chip ice cream melt while eating what he calls his crappy popcorn. (playful) — 00:02:15
2007-02-05 · Brotherhood 2.0, February 5, 2007 — John thanks Hank for giving him an alternative punishment. (playful) — 00:03:08
2007-02-06 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 6th — Hank: Seeing John's clean chin, Hank apologises: he didn't realise the waxing would be quite that horrible; apparently wax is not made for facial hair. (playful) — 00:00:10
2007-02-06 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 6th — Hank hopes both brothers are fertile and that neither of them ever has to be punished again. (playful, hedged) — 00:02:48
2007-02-20 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 20th: Computer Trouble — Hank: The working computer is helping with Brotherhood 2.0 projects, chiefly their new MySpace page, which already has about 69 friends after John's SparksFlyUp post and Hank's bulletin. — 00:00:59
2007-03-02 · Brotherhood 2.0: March 2nd: Politics and Butt Explosions — Hank says viewers were mean in voting that he be punished (a few defended him); he accepts the verdict but asks that it involve no earwax. (playful) — 00:00:10
2007-03-05 · Brotherhood 2.0: March 5, 2007: Hank's Punishment — John says Hank broke the no-textual-communication rule by writing 'see you tomorrow' in text to him, so he will be punished. (playful) — 00:00:00
2007-03-05 · Brotherhood 2.0: March 5, 2007: Hank's Punishment — John says the Free Hank campaign has led him to make Hank's punishment less mean than Hank's punishments of John have been. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:39
2007-03-05 · Brotherhood 2.0: March 5, 2007: Hank's Punishment — announcement: John sets the punishment: Hank buys 100 full-sized Peeps and eats as many as he can in six minutes, then gives the uneaten ones to worthy recipients in Missoula. (playful) — 00:00:39
2007-03-05 · Brotherhood 2.0: March 5, 2007: Hank's Punishment — announcement: John: For each Peep Hank does not eat, he must put one dollar into a new bank account John has set up. (playful) — 00:01:36
2007-03-05 · Brotherhood 2.0: March 5, 2007: Hank's Punishment — John tells Hank the punishment is also a project: they are starting something important to decrease the world's suck, by an amount that depends on how many Peeps he eats. — 00:02:05
2007-03-06 · Brotherhood 2.0: Peeps and Genocide — Hank sits surrounded by 100 Peeps; he chose bunnies, judging they count as full-size and are easier to swallow without choking. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:00
2007-03-06 · Brotherhood 2.0: Peeps and Genocide — Hank: When the six minutes end, Hank says he now owes $87.5 to the Brotherhood 2.0 fund to decrease suck levels worldwide, making about $127.5 with $20 already given by each brother. (playful) — 00:04:07
2007-03-06 · Brotherhood 2.0: Peeps and Genocide — announcement: Hank notes the video runs over four minutes, asks not to be punished since no such rule exists yet, and makes it one: from tomorrow videos must be under four minutes. — 00:04:28
2007-03-07 · Brotherhood 2.0: March 7, 2007: Stress — John thanks Hank for doing a great job with the Peeps punishment and looks forward to its completion the next day. (playful) — 00:00:03
2007-03-08 · Brotherhood 2.0: Giving Away Peeps — Hank walks downtown on a cold, snowy Thursday trying to give away his Peeps, but people are in cars and will not stop. (playful) — 00:00:11
2007-03-08 · Brotherhood 2.0: Giving Away Peeps — Hank offers a group of punk rockers his roughly hundred Peeps, saying he has been trying to give them away all day. (playful) — 00:01:58
2007-03-08 · Brotherhood 2.0: Giving Away Peeps — a guest: One of the punks gladly accepts the Peeps and says they will competitively eat them among themselves. (playful) — 00:01:58
2007-03-08 · Brotherhood 2.0: Giving Away Peeps — Hank: One punk, Kurt, holds 12 Peeps in his hands and eats them in rapid succession while the others urge him on. — 00:02:27
2007-03-08 · Brotherhood 2.0: Giving Away Peeps — Hank calls the punks probably the most worthy recipients of Peeps he has ever seen. (playful, hedged) — 00:03:17
2007-03-08 · Brotherhood 2.0: Giving Away Peeps — Hank timed Kurt afterwards: he took a minute and a half to do what took Hank six minutes. — 00:03:17
2007-03-09 · Brotherhood 2.0: March 9, 2007: Peeptastic! — John: On Wednesday afternoon John bought a lot of Peeps to eat as fast as he could, hoping to prove himself faster than Hank, before they were introduced to Kurt. (playful) — 00:00:03
2007-03-09 · Brotherhood 2.0: March 9, 2007: Peeptastic! — John compares results: he ate 12 1/2 Peeps in 3 minutes, Hank 12 1/2 in 6 minutes, and Kurt 12 in a minute and a half. — 00:02:11
2007-03-29 · Brotherhood 2.0: March 29th: JUDGMENT FOR HANK — announcement: John gleefully tells Hank that Hank accidentally included him on a list of people he emailed about Mom, so Hank is going to be punished. (playful) — 00:00:00
2007-03-29 · Brotherhood 2.0: March 29th: JUDGMENT FOR HANK — John says he has had a hard week and looks forward to Hank having a hard week next week (week of 2 April 2007), while wondering what punishment to give him. (playful) — 00:00:38
2007-03-29 · Brotherhood 2.0: March 29th: JUDGMENT FOR HANK — ask: John: Not feeling creative, John asks Nerdfighters to help decide Hank's punishment by leaving suggestions in the comments. — 00:01:31
2007-04-02 · Brotherhood 2.0: April 2nd: Punishments in the Ramble — announcement: John says picking Hank's punishment has been hard because Nerdfighters made great suggestions, so he will let Hank choose his own from a list of five. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:10
2007-04-02 · Brotherhood 2.0: April 2nd: Punishments in the Ramble — John divides punishments into humiliation and pain punishments; so far they have emphasized pain because pain is funny, but humiliation is also funny. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:59
2007-04-02 · Brotherhood 2.0: April 2nd: Punishments in the Ramble — announcement: John: Options one to three: attend a senior water aerobics class (surely at the Missoula YMCA), have his chin waxed by a professional, or act out his most embarrassing moment with hand puppets. (playful) — 00:00:59
2007-04-02 · Brotherhood 2.0: April 2nd: Punishments in the Ramble — announcement: John warns that if Hank chooses the hand-puppet option, the moment must be as embarrassing as chin waxing would be painful. (playful) — 00:01:30
2007-04-02 · Brotherhood 2.0: April 2nd: Punishments in the Ramble — announcement: John: Options four and five: convince people in downtown Missoula to sing verses from the Nerdfighters song with him, or visit his local GM dealer and test-drive a Hummer. (playful) — 00:01:30
2007-04-02 · Brotherhood 2.0: April 2nd: Punishments in the Ramble — ask: John: To the 'free Hank' people, John says that if 20 people give $10 to the Foundation to Decrease World Suck, Hank doesn't have to do a punishment at all. — 00:02:13
2007-04-03 · April 3rd: Seattle! — announcement: Hank: If the donations don't come, Hank will have to figure out a punishment to do on Thursday; he hasn't decided which yet. — 00:03:22
2007-04-04 · Brotherhood 2.0: April 2: A Day in the Writer's Life — Maureen Johnson's 'special message' for Hank: she thinks he's great, and he should 'do the Hummer thing', taking a Hummer for a ride and telling the whole world why Hummers suck. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:11
2007-04-05 · April 5th: Embarrassing Moment Sock Puppet Theater — Hank calls test-driving a Hummer at his local dealership one of the best punishment ideas in a long time, but says he can't: the nearest Hummer dealership is 153 miles away. — 00:00:03
2007-04-05 · April 5th: Embarrassing Moment Sock Puppet Theater — Hank reports that the hair salons he called would not wax his chin: a salon worker said professionals don't wax chins, a high blood supply area, because of possible permanent damage. — 00:00:29
2007-04-05 · April 5th: Embarrassing Moment Sock Puppet Theater — Hank: Instead Hank presents 'Brotherhood 2.0's embarrassing moment sock puppet theater', acting out his embarrassing moments with sock puppets. (playful) — 00:00:29
2007-04-06 · Brotherhood 2.0: April 6: Nerdfighters Never Surrender — John congratulates Hank on completing his punishment via sock puppet theater, but says the stories were not humiliating enough, so all viewers should see the picture Hank put up in comments. (playful) — 00:01:59
2007-04-10 · Brotherhood 2.0: April 10th: Role Models — John recalls a three-year-old commenter suggesting that Hank's punishment should be building a house. (playful) — 00:00:33
2007-04-20 · Brotherhood 2.0: Carbon Neutralizing Youtube — John: According to YouTube, Brotherhood 2.0 has received 116,419 views. — 00:00:09
2007-05-07 · May 7th: Birthday Extravaganza — Hank says John phoned before the film to tell them Neil Gaiman had posted a link to Brotherhood 2.0 on his blog. — 00:01:10
2007-05-31 · Brotherhood 2.0: May 31: Yogurt eating — John thinks Brotherhood 2.0 needs a forum because the comments are too many and too confused to follow, and challenges Hank to make one if viewers favour it. (hedged) — 00:01:45
2007-07-02 · Brotherhood 2.0: July 2nd: The Law of Compound Nerdfighting — announcement: John says July 2 is the first day of the second half of Brotherhood 2.0. — 00:00:03
2007-07-06 · July 6: Ooooooops — ask: Hank tells Nerdfighters that the brothers will need some punishment ideas. — 00:02:59
2007-07-09 · July 9: The Punishment Fiasco — John says commenters and forum members claim the brothers communicated by text on purpose to get punished; he denies it, saying they are just stupid. (playful) — 00:00:09
2007-07-09 · July 9: The Punishment Fiasco — John says he doesn't enjoy punishments, although he enjoys Hank getting punished. (playful) — 00:00:09
2007-07-09 · July 9: The Punishment Fiasco — John: Thrilled that Hank had broken the rule, John typed 'dude, you are so punished' and hit return, only realising when Hank didn't reply that he had texted too. (playful) — 00:01:22
2007-07-09 · July 9: The Punishment Fiasco — John reports that the forum has set Hank's punishment, which will involve recreating a picture shown on screen; he doesn't know the other details. (hedged) — 00:02:12
2007-07-09 · July 9: The Punishment Fiasco — ask: John says nobody has settled on his own punishment and asks Hank to go into the forum and help pick something particularly harmful to him. (hedged) — 00:02:12
2007-07-09 · July 9: The Punishment Fiasco — John accepts that the brothers cannot veto their own punishments but proposes that their wives may veto punishments nerdfighters suggest, and hopes Hank agrees. (hedged) — 00:02:47
2007-07-09 · July 9: The Punishment Fiasco — John says nerdfighters sometimes suggest maniacal punishments (a public happy dance 200 times, then sawing off a leg); his own objection shouldn't count, but the Yeti's is a deal-breaker. (playful) — 00:02:47
2007-07-09 · July 9: The Punishment Fiasco — John hopes to see Hank's recreated picture by Thursday (12 July 2007). (hedged) — 00:03:16
2007-07-10 · July 10: Embarassing Photographs — Hank greets the return of his goth picture, which he knew would come back. (playful) — 00:00:11
2007-07-10 · July 10: Embarassing Photographs — Hank: Since the brothers broke the rule more or less simultaneously, Hank wants a simultaneous punishment in which each does a similar one. (hedged) — 00:00:11
2007-07-10 · July 10: Embarassing Photographs — Hank: Because John has already settled Hank's punishment, Hank must make John's play off it, which needs an embarrassing picture of John; he has several, all from high school. — 00:00:34
2007-07-10 · July 10: Embarassing Photographs — Hank says he wouldn't mind seeing John recreate the dance picture: black-and-white video, really big pants, no shirt, happy dance. (playful) — 00:01:21
2007-07-10 · July 10: Embarassing Photographs — Hank sets John's punishment, unless John adds to Hank's: recreate one of two pictures, the one with the golden bow tie or the one with the dance. — 00:02:58
2007-07-10 · July 10: Embarassing Photographs — Hank offers the choice only because he is not sure John can find a golden bow tie, without which that picture won't work. (hedged) — 00:02:58
2007-07-10 · July 10: Embarassing Photographs — Hank hopes to see John's recreated picture by Friday (13 July 2007). (hedged) — 00:02:58
2007-07-11 · Brotherhood 2.0: Harry and the Potters are Nerdfighters! — John says he is getting his abs in shape for his punishment, joking that they hurt after four sit-ups. (playful) — 00:00:11
2007-07-11 · Brotherhood 2.0: Harry and the Potters are Nerdfighters! — John: As bad news for his punishment, John says he seems to have thrown away all his academic decathlon medals. (hedged) — 00:00:49
2007-07-11 · Brotherhood 2.0: Harry and the Potters are Nerdfighters! — John: Since forum commenters love the idea of the brothers dyeing their hair green, John asks to add one more thing to the punishment. — 00:01:46
2007-07-11 · Brotherhood 2.0: Harry and the Potters are Nerdfighters! — John proposes spray-on green hair: Hank sprays the mohawk part, John sprays the non-mohawk parts, so together they make a whole head of green hair. — 00:02:11
2007-07-12 · July 12: Pizza, Punishments and Potter — Hank says he still doesn't know exactly what John wants for Hank's punishment, so he won't do it today, and asks John to clarify on Friday. — 00:00:43
2007-07-12 · July 12: Pizza, Punishments and Potter — Hank likes the spray-on green hair idea but thinks it is a fun challenge rather than a real punishment, especially if it washes out after a day. (hedged) — 00:00:43
2007-07-12 · July 12: Pizza, Punishments and Potter — Hank specifies John's punishment: people want the half-naked dance with a golden bow tie (anything that looks gold in black and white), about 30 seconds. (playful, hedged) — 00:02:50
2007-07-12 · July 12: Pizza, Punishments and Potter — Hank: Turning to his own punishment, Hank tells John he will do whatever John wants. — 00:02:50
2007-07-13 · Brotherhood 2.0: July 13: Outside — John looks forward to doing his punishment on Tuesday: he has gathered some medals and this weekend will get big baggy pants, maybe an old belt like he used to have, and green hairspray at a thrift store. — 00:01:38
2007-07-13 · Brotherhood 2.0: July 13: Outside — John clarifies Hank's punishment: not just spray-painting a green mohawk, but spray-painting it and recreating the goth picture. — 00:01:38
2007-07-13 · Brotherhood 2.0: July 13: Outside — ask: John is searching for the perfect song to dance to during his punishment and invites viewers to suggest one. — 00:02:07
2007-07-16 · July 16: Goth — Hank sets out to recreate 'this photograph' (the goth picture of the title), starting by shaving; the description frames the video as Hank accepting punishment. — 00:00:03
2007-07-16 · July 16: Goth — announcement: Hank tells John he will see him in his extremely embarrassing picture tomorrow. (playful) — 00:02:09
2007-07-17 · Brotherhood 2.0: July 17: Topless Dancer — John announces that Tuesday, July 17 is the day of his punishment. — 00:00:10
2007-07-17 · Brotherhood 2.0: July 17: Topless Dancer — John calls Hank's punishment video pretty hilarious and notes Hank said he didn't know where to get spray-on green hair dye. — 00:00:10
2007-07-17 · Brotherhood 2.0: July 17: Topless Dancer — announcement: John got green spray-on hair dye but thinks his green hair will have to wait until Thursday (19 July 2007), since Hank hasn't done his green hair yet. (hedged) — 00:00:40
2007-07-17 · Brotherhood 2.0: July 17: Topless Dancer — John explains his punishment is to recreate a mix of two pictures; he shows huge pants, a belt, a bow tie and three medals. (playful) — 00:00:40
2007-07-17 · Brotherhood 2.0: July 17: Topless Dancer — John puts on glasses he can't see out of, performs the dance, falls, and reports he is okay. (playful) — 00:01:45
2007-07-18 · July 18: Accio Deathly Hallows (no spoilers) — announcement: Hank says he must wait until Friday (20 July 2007) to do the green hair thing, because Wednesday is his day and he must do a song. — 00:00:13
2007-07-20 · July 20: Green Mohawk — Hank completes his punishment: having dressed up like a goth, he now spray-paints a fake mohawk green, and the paint burns his eyes. (playful) — 00:00:10
2007-07-24 · July 24: More Harry Potter?! — Hank is sure John will feel better soon and hopes to see John's green hair tomorrow; he wishes John had bought the Mountain Dew sign. (hedged) — 00:02:35
2007-07-25 · July 25: Brotherhood 2.0's Youtube Comments Are Answered! — John has green hair in this video and uses it to mark when he speaks as himself rather than reading a comment. (playful) — 00:00:10
2007-08-02 · August 2nd: Airports and Box Fans — announcement: John says hard-working Nerdfighters have found a textual communication he apparently sent Hank on January 11, 2007, so he, not Hank, is about to be punished. (hedged) — 00:01:49
2007-08-02 · August 2nd: Airports and Box Fans — John says the message read 'Hank, you should feel free to edit this'; had he written 'Hank should feel free to edit this' he would have been fine. (playful) — 00:01:49
2007-08-02 · August 2nd: Airports and Box Fans — John says he looks forward to everyone's punishment suggestions and reminds Hank that if the Yeti vetoes one, he doesn't have to do it. (playful) — 00:02:19
2007-08-03 · August 3: The Retail Dance — announcement: Hank says Nerdfighters discovered John textually communicated with him ten days after the project started, so John must be punished. — 00:02:27
2007-08-03 · August 3: The Retail Dance — Hank adopts a viewer's suggestion: John must call an ex-girlfriend and talk for at least one minute, mentioning certain things. (playful) — 00:02:59
2007-08-06 · August 6th: JK Rowling and I Will ... Be Punished — announcement: John reports the Yeti has vetoed the ex-girlfriend punishment, feeling he has tortured his exes enough with radio pieces 'and all of that stuff'. — 00:00:43
2007-08-06 · August 6th: JK Rowling and I Will ... Be Punished — John: Needing a punishment anyway, John phones Daniel Biss to ask whether he may accept contributions given because John injures himself, so the punishment decreases world suck. (playful) — 00:01:11
2007-08-06 · August 6th: JK Rowling and I Will ... Be Punished — John proposes basing the severity of his punishment on the number of people who donate to Biss's campaign. (playful) — 00:02:03
2007-08-06 · August 6th: JK Rowling and I Will ... Be Punished — John: Lower tiers via ActBlue: five or fewer donors, six saltines in a minute; 10, 1,500 calories of gross food; 25, saltines plus a novelty dance; 35, waxing a limb; 50, waxing plus licking a cat. (playful) — 00:02:03
2007-08-06 · August 6th: JK Rowling and I Will ... Be Punished — John: Upper tiers: 75 and 100 donors, breaking Kurt's Peeps eating record plus waxing; 200, a blenderized Happy Meal; 500, 16 hours in Walmart; 5,000, a Nerdfighter tattoo. (playful) — 00:03:01
2007-08-06 · August 6th: JK Rowling and I Will ... Be Punished — ask: John invites Hank and the Nerdfighters to suggest more punishments and offers to say how many donors each would take. — 00:03:01
2007-08-07 · August 7th: Curd Fighter Nurt — Hank says this skips a bunch of punishments: at the very least John must wax a limb of Hank's choosing while breaking the Peeps-eating world record set by punk rock Nerdfighter Curt. (playful) — 00:00:56
2007-08-07 · August 7th: Curd Fighter Nurt — ask: Hank wants to see the blenderized Happy Meal, 96 donations away, and though unsure it can be done, asks nicely for more donations. — 00:02:14
2007-08-07 · August 7th: Curd Fighter Nurt — ask: Hank says viewers can instead give 50 cents or a dollar to the Foundation to Decrease World Suck; it counts toward the total but does not go to Biss. — 00:02:14
2007-08-08 · August 8th: The Lawn and the Fury — announcement: John: Contributions to Biss's ActBlue page before midnight Eastern on Friday count toward John's punishment, as do contributions by non-US people and minors to the Fund to Decrease World Suck. — 00:03:31
2007-08-09 · August 9th: Anagramming Guide to the 2008 Elections — Hank reports a count of 189 (by context, donors to Daniel Biss's campaign), 'not technically enough', but about 50 people also gave to the Foundation to decrease world suck. — 00:00:10
2007-08-09 · August 9th: Anagramming Guide to the 2008 Elections — announcement: Hank judges the total will not rise further and rules that John must eat a blenderized Happy Meal. (playful) — 00:00:10
2007-08-09 · August 9th: Anagramming Guide to the 2008 Elections — announcement: Hank leaves the kind of Happy Meal and drink (a soda flavour, or milk) to John, and says he doesn't think he will watch. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:31
2007-08-10 · August 10th: Bears!!!! — announcement: John says it looks like he will eat a blenderized Happy Meal while waxing two of his legs, or, if Hank is kind, two of his arms. (playful, hedged) — 00:01:11
2007-08-10 · August 10th: Bears!!!! — John admits he never expected this punishment, not thinking so many would give to Daniel's campaign; he underestimated the Nerdfighters, a lesson for everyone. — 00:01:41
2007-08-10 · August 10th: Bears!!!! — John is still happy that his punishment can help decrease world suck and hopefully help get Daniel elected. (hedged) — 00:02:10
2007-08-13 · August 13: The Fair!!!! — announcement: Hank doesn't care which Happy Meal or drink John gets, but John must blend it and eat it. (playful) — 00:02:57
2007-08-13 · August 13: The Fair!!!! — announcement: Hank: Calling John a good sport, Hank offers, if John agrees, to cut the waxing to one leg; with licking a cat, John will be done. (playful, hedged) — 00:03:26
2007-08-14 · August 14th: The Blenderized Happy Meal (and Leg Waxing) — John: Looking for a cat to lick, John asks people whether they own a cat or have close friends who do; he tells Hank the cat licking will have to wait till Thursday (16 August 2007). (playful, hedged) — 00:00:09
2007-08-14 · August 14th: The Blenderized Happy Meal (and Leg Waxing) — John announces that Tuesday, August 14th, is the day of his punishment. — 00:00:24
2007-08-14 · August 14th: The Blenderized Happy Meal (and Leg Waxing) — Sarah Urist Green: Sarah predicts the punishment will go better than the chin wax and rates the coming pain a five on John's one-to-ten scale. (hedged) — 00:00:41
2007-08-14 · August 14th: The Blenderized Happy Meal (and Leg Waxing) — John: Presenting it as 'cooking with John Green', John blends a Happy Meal (orange drink, French fries, hamburger), keeping some drink to wash it down. (playful) — 00:00:56
2007-08-14 · August 14th: The Blenderized Happy Meal (and Leg Waxing) — John feels like puking after one spoonful and retches, but eats the blended Happy Meal spoonful after spoonful until it is finished. — 00:01:58
2007-08-14 · August 14th: The Blenderized Happy Meal (and Leg Waxing) — John: Before waxing a leg strip by strip, John tells himself it can't be as bad as the Happy Meal; the first strip hurts far more than Sarah's predicted five. — 00:03:16
2007-08-14 · August 14th: The Blenderized Happy Meal (and Leg Waxing) — John says he would rather wax his entire body than ever eat a blenderized Happy Meal again. (playful) — 00:03:37
2007-08-15 · August 15: Getting Featured on YouTube — Hank says he didn't have time to write a song about John eating a blenderized Happy Meal. (playful) — 00:02:59
2007-08-15 · August 15: Getting Featured on YouTube — Hank says he looks forward to John finding a cat to lick. (playful) — 00:03:51
2007-08-16 · August 16th: Finding — and Licking — a Cat — John: With a Venn diagram John explains his cat-licking dilemma: no one he knows in Indianapolis owns a cat. (playful) — 00:01:26
2007-08-16 · August 16th: Finding — and Licking — a Cat — John: Nerdfighters are the 'fourth circle': a Nerdfighter (name unclear) put John in touch with Indianapolis people who have a cat named Toby, to be licked that afternoon. (playful) — 00:02:08
2007-08-16 · August 16th: Finding — and Licking — a Cat — John licks Toby on the head with the owners watching and declares the cat licked and his punishment finished. (playful) — 00:02:38
2007-08-17 · August 17: Hmmm...A Secret Project? — Hank is impressed that some nerdfighters are so into Brotherhood 2.0 that they corrected John's cat-licking technique by licking cats themselves. (playful) — 00:00:00
2007-08-17 · August 17: Hmmm...A Secret Project? — Hank reports Katherine's point that for some cat owners licking a cat isn't really a punishment; she sometimes puts Cameo's paw in her mouth. — 00:00:00
2007-08-17 · August 17: Hmmm...A Secret Project? — Hank won't lick Cameo because he hasn't been punished, and hopes never to be punished again because John's punishment set the bar far too high. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:40
2007-09-28 · September 28th: Nerdfighting!!! — John says Brotherhood 2.0 may be three quarters done, but nerdfighting is just getting started. — 00:02:38
2007-10-02 · Oct. 2nd: Brotherhood 2.0 on the Road (Literally) — John does not recommend vlogging while driving at 72 mph unless you are nine months into a 12-month project and have never missed a day. (playful) — 00:00:36
2007-11-08 · November 8th: SUGAR HIGH! — Hank: The nerdfighter also sent EcoGeek-logo Peeps and scraps; Hank has been eating them and, as when John made him eat Peeps early in the project, is on a sugar high. (playful) — 00:02:00
2007-11-09 · Nov. 9th: Sick Day — John notes that the Brotherhood 2.0 rules require a video every other weekday for all of 2007 but never require a long one. (playful) — 00:00:00
2007-11-20 · November 20th: A White Thanksgiving — announcement: Hank: Because Thanksgiving falls on Thursday, John posts tomorrow, Hank posts Friday and nobody posts Thursday; Hank notes a holiday finally falls on one of his days. — 00:03:29
2007-12-03 · December 3rd: 10,000 Subscribers! and secret project — Hank announces Brotherhood 2.0 has passed its 10,000th subscriber; it actually has 10,022. — 00:00:10
2007-12-13 · December 13: Mailing Shopping Thanking. It Must Be Christmas — announcement: John: In a phone message, John tells Hank that Vlogbrothers has finally cracked YouTube's all-time most-subscribed directors list. — 00:03:33
2007-12-18 · Dec 18th: The Project for Awesome and Question Tuesday!!! — announcement: John: Answering whether there will be a punishment before year's end, John says yes: Hank communicated with him in the comments of Nalts's video, so Hank will be punished. (playful) — 00:00:39
2007-12-18 · Dec 18th: The Project for Awesome and Question Tuesday!!! — ask: John asks Nerdfighters to suggest lots of punishments for Hank in the comments, as time is short. — 00:00:39
2007-12-19 · December 19: The Day that the Nerds Took Over YouTube — Hank tells John he is not looking forward to his punishment proposals. (playful) — 00:03:11
2007-12-19 · December 19: The Day that the Nerds Took Over YouTube — Katherine Green: Katherine says she is not looking forward to the punishment either, because she is the one who has to film it. (playful) — 00:03:13
2007-12-19 · December 19: The Day that the Nerds Took Over YouTube — Hank rejects a viewer's punishment suggestion that he pay five dollars for every hand gesture in every video, saying he would be destitute. (playful) — 00:03:20
2007-12-20 · December 20th: HANK SHALL BE PUNISHED! — John says the brothers have almost completed Brotherhood 2.0 and he is impressed with them. — 00:00:00
2007-12-20 · December 20th: HANK SHALL BE PUNISHED! — John says Nerdfighters get bloodthirsty at punishment time and reviews suggested punishments he had to dismiss. (playful) — 00:01:28
2007-12-20 · December 20th: HANK SHALL BE PUNISHED! — announcement: John settles on two punishment options for Hank; Nerdfighters will vote and Hank must do the winner. Option one: eat a blenderized Christmas meal including at least ham, eggnog and Christmas cookies. — 00:02:59
2007-12-20 · December 20th: HANK SHALL BE PUNISHED! — announcement: John: Option two: Hank gives a live public performance of Nerdfighting songs for at least an hour, accepting donations for charities that decrease world suck, drinking only Peeps blended with Strawberry Hill. — 00:02:59
2007-12-20 · December 20th: HANK SHALL BE PUNISHED! — ask: John asks Nerdfighters to vote by leaving a comment for their preferred punishment. — 00:03:29
2007-12-21 · December 21: Hank Accepts His Punishment — announcement: Hank announces the vote result: his punishment is performing Nerdfighter songs for at least an hour, drinking Strawberry Hill wine blended with Peeps if he needs a drink; he says he deserves it. — 00:01:22
2007-12-21 · December 21: Hank Accepts His Punishment — announcement: Hank announces a gig booked through a friend: happy hour at the Badlander bar in Missoula, Montana, December 26, 6:30 to 7:30, playing guitar. — 00:01:50
2007-12-21 · December 21: Hank Accepts His Punishment — Hank: Rehearsing, Hank finds his dream accurate: he doesn't know the chords, and largely not the words, to his own songs, and will probably need a music stand. (playful, hedged) — 00:02:48
2007-12-21 · December 21: Hank Accepts His Punishment — announcement: Hank lays out the holiday schedule: his next video is Thursday, when he posts his punishment, so he makes no regular vlog until Monday (24 December 2007). — 00:02:48
2007-12-21 · December 21: Hank Accepts His Punishment — announcement: Hank says Monday is the last day of Brotherhood 2.0 and that he is kind of sad about it. — 00:03:18
2007-12-21 · December 21: Hank Accepts His Punishment — Hank says he may be having an existential crisis but will try to enjoy Christmas rather than practise guitar the whole time, because he is freaked out. (playful, hedged) — 00:03:40
2007-12-26 (said on 2007-12-25, implied) · Dec. 26th: Christmas, Manga, and Goat Poop — John tells Hank not to be nervous about tonight's show and that he'll rock, to the extent a guy with an acoustic guitar can. (playful) — 00:02:46
2007-12-27 · December 27th: The Gig! — Hank shows footage from before his first live gig of blending Strawberry Hill wine with Peeps. (playful) — 00:00:03
2007-12-27 · December 27th: The Gig! — Hank: In retrospect Hank says the Peep blending was like the whole evening: loud, uncomfortable, hasty, messy, poorly planned and sloppily executed. (playful) — 00:00:43
2007-12-27 · December 27th: The Gig! — Hank shows his opening going wrong: something like a ball of fear came up while he sang; it never happened again, but he found about 37 other ways to screw up. (playful, hedged) — 00:01:27
2007-12-27 · December 27th: The Gig! — Hank recaps the concert with clips of his songs, including 'It's Too Hot', 'I Sold Your Dog on eBay' and 'The Day That the Nerds Took Over YouTube'. — 00:01:27
2007-12-27 · December 27th: The Gig! — Hank: After the concert Hank says honestly it felt pretty bad; granting (apparently to Katherine) that it could have been worse, he still calls it pretty bad as concerts go. — 00:03:07
2007-12-27 · December 27th: The Gig! — Hank thanks everyone for the punishment and calls it, all in all, a good experience. — 00:03:07
2007-12-27 · December 27th: The Gig! — announcement: Hank signs off saying he will see John's last Brotherhood 2.0 video tomorrow. — 00:03:48
2007-12-28 · Dec. 28th: John's Last Brotherhood 2.0 Video — John is grateful for the project mainly because he now knows Hank as an adult: smart, funny, clever, with ideas both brilliant (naming the forum 'My Pants') and diabolical (making John wax his chin). — 00:01:34
2007-12-28 · Dec. 28th: John's Last Brotherhood 2.0 Video — John says that, much as they enjoyed it, the brothers would never have finished the project if people hadn't watched, because it was hard and because he loves not finishing things. — 00:01:47
2007-12-28 · Dec. 28th: John's Last Brotherhood 2.0 Video — John signs off to Nerdfighters 'in my pants', thanks Hank for all of this and says he'll see him on Monday. — 00:03:30
2007-12-31 · Dec 31: Goodbye Brotherhood 2.0 — John: The song recounts that in 2006 John fell in love with 'Zay' (apparently Ze Frank) and told Hank they should do the same thing their own way. (playful) — 00:00:03
2007-12-31 · Dec 31: Goodbye Brotherhood 2.0 — both: The chorus says goodbye to Brotherhood 2.0, telling viewers the brothers know they will be sad to see it go. — 00:00:40
2007-12-31 · Dec 31: Goodbye Brotherhood 2.0 — both: The song lists the year's in-jokes: thinking about 'my pants' (the forum) makes them do their happy dance, along with 'Peels' (unclear), shirtless pictures and wax on John's chin. (playful) — 00:01:24
2007-12-31 · Dec 31: Goodbye Brotherhood 2.0 — both: The song asks whether the brothers are closer now than they were a year ago. (unsure) — 00:01:24
2007-12-31 · Dec 31: Goodbye Brotherhood 2.0 — both: The song says that while writing it they realised it has been about more than the two of them, which is why it is sad to sing goodbye. — 00:01:59
2007-12-31 · Dec 31: Goodbye Brotherhood 2.0 — announcement: both: The song states that the project is ending and that its rules seem to need some amending. (hedged) — 00:03:00

2008

2008-01-21 · A Short History of the PUPPY SIZED ELEPHANT — announcement: John: Because nerdfighters miss punishing the brothers, John announces projects: when viewers complete one, they earn the right to punish or challenge the brothers, with the wives keeping veto power. — 00:02:29
2008-01-21 · A Short History of the PUPPY SIZED ELEPHANT — John says that, under this system, the stunning success of the first annual Project for Awesome would have earned nerdfighters a punishment. — 00:02:29
2008-01-21 · A Short History of the PUPPY SIZED ELEPHANT — ask: John: First project: make sure Helen Hunt has seen Hank's months-old song about her and provide proof; if nerdfighters succeed, they can punish both brothers. — 00:03:14
2008-03-27 · PEEPS Eating Contest Is Peepstacular, Painful — ask: John asks Nerdfighters to suggest in comments what the winner and/or loser of the contest should get. — 00:01:09
2008-04-08 · Nerdfighting in Bangladesh — announcement: John: Since this video will have few jokes, John says he will make up for it with a 'joketacular' Question Tuesday next Monday (14 April 2008). — 00:00:00
2008-04-14 · PAPER TOWNS-TACULAR — announcement: John cannot do Question Tuesday today, thanks viewers for thousands of book questions, and vows to do it by the end of the week or be punished. — 00:00:43
2008-04-16 (said on 2008-04-17, implied) · ITCHY MUSIC! — Hank reminds John that he promised a Question Tuesday not on Tuesday and must deliver before the week is out or be punished. (playful) — 00:03:37
2008-04-21 · Belated Book-tacular Questions — John admits he didn't do his Question Tuesday video last week (week of 14 April 2008), which means he will be punished. (playful) — 00:00:00
2008-04-21 · Belated Book-tacular Questions — John says Hank will be punished too: he lost the Peeps contest without participating and made a video over four minutes without a photo montage, which breaks the rule. (playful) — 00:00:00
2008-04-21 · Belated Book-tacular Questions — ask: John asks Nerdfighters to suggest in comments how the brothers should be punished, wondering about a shared or simultaneous punishment. (hedged) — 00:00:00
2008-04-24 · Pills Pills Pills — Hank: Owing a punishment for his infraction, Hank has been reading viewers' punishment ideas and asks for ones not involving death or torture. (playful) — 00:03:11
2008-05-05 · A HORRIFYING OVERSIGHT!!!! — John thanks Nerdfighters for their punishment suggestions and says he thinks they have settled on one. (hedged) — 00:01:47
2008-05-16 · Hank's Punishment (ugh...I don't believe uploading this...) — Hank says he is finally doing his punishment, which he learned only yesterday; it was chosen from suggestions by Nerdfighters and John. (playful) — 00:00:00
2008-05-16 · Hank's Punishment (ugh...I don't believe uploading this...) — Hank: As the punishment, Hank sings a cover of a ToyBox pop song about a 'World Wide Web girl' chatting online. (playful) — 00:00:59
2008-05-18 · A CUTETACULAR INTRODUCTION! — announcement: John: To make up for last week (week of 5 May 2008), John will do a punishment: a video every day this week (week of 12 May 2008), Sunday to Thursday, taking Friday off (jokingly as a Sabbath, though he isn't Jewish). — 00:02:34
2008-05-22 · Adorable Puppy Injury!!!! — announcement: Hank: The video description says there is no new video from John today because John is sick, and that the punishment will be completed on Friday. — video description
2008-05-22 · Adorable Puppy Injury!!!! — announcement: Hank says John's punishment was five videos in five days, but John is not going to manage it, for a reason Hank withholds at first. — 00:00:09
2008-05-22 · Adorable Puppy Injury!!!! — Hank explains John spent most of the day at the dog hospital: Willy is okay but has a broken foot, which is why John is excused. — 00:01:19
2008-05-30 · The Dread Pirate Fireball Roberts! (And Housekeeping) — announcement: John announces the five winners of Paper Towns advance copies from his punishment week, from the Ning and YouTube, and asks them to email their addresses. — 00:00:00
2008-05-30 · The Dread Pirate Fireball Roberts! (And Housekeeping) — announcement: John restates the standing challenge: proof that Helen Hunt has seen or heard Hank's Helen Hunt song lets Nerdfighters challenge the brothers, subject to their wives' veto. — 00:02:47
2008-05-30 · The Dread Pirate Fireball Roberts! (And Housekeeping) — announcement: John announces a second celebrity challenge: if and when the brothers pass Oprah on YouTube's most-subscribed list, Nerdfighters may challenge them any way they see fit. — 00:03:23
2008-07-08 (said on 2008-07-07, implied) · Hank Tried to Kill Me With a Hammer — John says Brotherhood 2.0 was initially his idea; he has a crazy idea every 45 minutes and relies on Hank to reject them, but Hank said this one was not terrible. (playful) — 00:00:25
2008-07-18 · Book Eight...Another Harry Potter Song — Hank pre-empts punishment for going over four minutes: there was a montage, and the montage exception covers it. (playful) — 00:04:36
2008-08-12 · Eight Days of Awesome — Hank admits the video is longer than four minutes and says he will accept whatever punishment John sees fit. — 00:04:09
2008-08-15 · Metric Sabbath — Hank says the punishment he just did turned out worse than expected; someone suggested it, and since most people didn't want him punished at all, he chose it as easy and peculiar. — 00:00:43
2008-09-21 · The Pwning of Oprah — announcement: John says that, as previously agreed, passing Oprah means Nerdfighters get to punish the brothers. — 00:02:58
2008-09-21 · The Pwning of Oprah — ask: John asks Nerdfighters to leave punishment suggestions in the comments. — 00:02:58
2008-09-23 · Paper Towns and Touring Question Tuesday — John says the brothers do not pick their punishment; Nerdfighters do, and he names the most popular suggestions. — 00:02:10
2008-09-23 · Paper Towns and Touring Question Tuesday — ask: John asks Nerdfighters to vote for their favourite punishments in the comments. — 00:02:46
2008-10-06 · Berlin and Let it Snow (in Your Pants) — John announces that today is the first day of the brothers' month-long Brotherhood 2.0-style vlogging challenge, the first such in almost ten months. — 00:03:18
2008-10-08 (said on 2008-10-07, implied) · Hanks actual Vlog — Hank, who thinks John forgot to explain it in his last video, says Brotherhood 2.1, the brothers' private name for this month (October 2008) of vlogging, is their punishment. — 00:00:32
2008-10-08 (said on 2008-10-07, implied) · Hanks actual Vlog — Hank describes the arrangement: the brothers ask Nerdfighters to do amazing things, and in return Nerdfighters get to punish them. — 00:00:32
2008-10-08 (said on 2008-10-07, implied) · Hanks actual Vlog — Hank says the brothers asked Nerdfighters to help them 'pwn' Oprah, and together they got more YouTube subscribers than Oprah. (playful) — 00:00:32
2008-10-08 (said on 2008-10-07, implied) · Hanks actual Vlog — announcement: Hank says the Nerdfighters' punishment is for the brothers to vlog Brotherhood 2.0-style for an entire month. — 00:01:01
2008-10-08 · J Scribble Goes to Borders — John says this is only his second video of the month-long Brotherhood 2.1 project and he already has nothing to talk about. (playful) — 00:00:00
2008-10-14 (said on 2008-10-13, implied) · Numa Numa Hank Dance — Hank says his video is late because his computer crashed about 18 times, noting it is Columbus Day and still the same day in Montana, and hopes to avoid a punishment. (playful) — 00:00:00
2008-10-14 (said on 2008-10-13, implied) · Numa Numa Hank Dance — ask: Hank asks viewers to comment whether or not they want him to be punished. — 00:03:32
2008-10-14 · Paper Towns Reading — John reports that nerdfighters voted on whether Hank should be punished for his slightly late video, and the consensus seems to be no. (hedged) — 00:00:00
2008-10-14 · Paper Towns Reading — John playfully insists the punishment decision is his, not the nerdfighters', then agrees with them: Hank is a good brother and should not be punished. (playful) — 00:00:00
2008-10-22 · Punish Hank? Save Hank? YOU DECIDE. — John notes Hank's previous video was 4 minutes 16 seconds long and expects a 'weird semantic argument' against being punished. (playful) — 00:00:36
2008-10-22 · Punish Hank? Save Hank? YOU DECIDE. — John says Hank's 4:16 video contained no montage, which is clearly against the rules. — 00:02:00
2008-10-22 · Punish Hank? Save Hank? YOU DECIDE. — Hank: On the phone Hank argues his video was 3 minutes 50 seconds; the rest was black space because the song ran longer than the video track. (playful) — 00:02:32
2008-10-22 · Punish Hank? Save Hank? YOU DECIDE. — ask: John lets the Nerdfighters decide: he asks them to vote on whether Hank should be punished. — 00:03:09
2008-10-24 · Talking to Myself — Hank: In a phone skit with another Hank, Hank says he can see 'their point' and concedes his video was technically longer than four minutes. (playful) — 00:00:00
2008-10-24 · Talking to Myself — announcement: Hank will take part in the Iron Man BlogTV Challenge from 3 p.m. Eastern tomorrow, staying up as long as he can without caffeine; it is not his punishment. — 00:02:27
2008-10-24 · Talking to Myself — ask: Hank asks everyone to leave punishment suggestions in the comments. — 00:03:44
2008-10-24 · Paper Towns MOVIE1!!!11! — John tells Hank he is being punished by having to do something he once agreed to: dress as Carrie Bradshaw for the Sex and the City movie, at home since it has left theaters. (playful) — 00:00:00
2008-10-24 · Paper Towns MOVIE1!!!11! — ask: John: In solidarity with Hank's punishment and in gratitude, John asks Nerdfighteria what he can do for them, offering examples, and asks for answers in comments. — 00:01:50
2008-10-30 (said on 2008-10-29, implied) · Hank is Late (dr horrible) — Hank is very late: with six minutes left before midnight he records in one take with Quick Capture to avoid a second punishment. — 00:00:01
2008-10-30 (said on 2008-10-29, implied) · Hank is Late (dr horrible) — Hank records the video while dressed like Carrie Bradshaw, which he calls embarrassing on its own. (playful) — 00:00:01
2008-10-31 (said on 2008-10-30, implied) · Show 'n Tell Thursday — video description: In the description John says it is still Thursday where he is, having just got home from the tour event, and hopes that gets him out of a punishment. (playful, hedged) — video description
2008-11-06 · Funny Noises from Tennessee — Hank says this is the last video of Brotherhood 2.1 and bids it goodbye. — 00:00:06

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2009

2009-01-01 · Brotherhood 2.0.0.9 — Hank reads 'Auld Lang Syne' as asking whether Hank and John should make more videos in 2009, and answers yes. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:00
2009-01-01 · Brotherhood 2.0.0.9 — Hank restages his first Brotherhood 2.0 video from two years ago, including the camera glitch and the eye reflection, admitting he then did not know how to make videos. (playful) — 00:00:37
2009-01-01 · Brotherhood 2.0.0.9 — announcement: Hank: Restaging his first video, Hank reverses its no-textual-communication line: this time the brothers will be communicating through textual means. (playful) — 00:00:37
2009-01-01 · Brotherhood 2.0.0.9 — announcement: Hank: Every Sunday for the year, John will send Hank a video about a current news event he considers vitally important and Hank is probably ignorant of. — 00:01:19
2009-01-01 · Brotherhood 2.0.0.9 — Hank says John's news videos were one of the coolest things they did in Brotherhood 2.0: blissful ignorance is nothing compared to the crushing weight of the truth. (playful, hedged) — 00:01:19
2009-01-01 · Brotherhood 2.0.0.9 — announcement: Hank wants John's Sunday news videos to be good, comprehensive and in-depth, though John may also eat toilet paper or smear peanut butter on his face. (playful) — 00:01:48
2009-01-01 · Brotherhood 2.0.0.9 — announcement: Hank: Every Tuesday one brother sends the other a video blog of any kind. — 00:01:48
2009-01-01 · Brotherhood 2.0.0.9 — announcement: Hank: Every other Wednesday Hank will perform an original song: Song Wednesdays are back. — 00:01:48
2009-01-01 · Brotherhood 2.0.0.9 — announcement: Hank: Later in the week there may be a surprise video, so viewers who like surprise and those who like structure both get what they want. (hedged) — 00:01:48
2009-01-01 · Brotherhood 2.0.0.9 — announcement: Hank: A brother who fails to keep up these responsibilities will be punished; Hank jokes the punishment could be sticking a needle in his eye. — 00:02:17
2009-01-01 · Brotherhood 2.0.0.9 — announcement: Hank sums up: at least one vlog a week, news on Sunday, songs every other Wednesday, more structure and more videos because everybody wanted more videos. — 00:02:41
2009-01-01 · Brotherhood 2.0.0.9 — announcement: Hank adds there will be more BlogTV appearances and open days for doing whatever they want. — 00:02:41
2009-01-04 · Israel. Gaza. PUPPY! — John: Because the Israeli army invaded the Gaza Strip last night, John feels he has to discuss it on Newsday although it makes him miserable, and shows puppy footage to counter that. (hedged) — 00:00:02
2009-02-21 (said on 2009-02-14, implied) · Paper Towns and PUPPY — ask: John: Relaying a question, John tells Hank he needs to do the Carrie Bradshaw punishment now. (playful) — 00:02:15
2009-03-01 · Free Will Fetish — announcement: John reveals, whispering, that the vlogbrothers now have more subscribers than Google, the company that owns YouTube. (playful) — 00:02:12
2009-03-08 · PEEPS for Bangladesh — announcement: John says he will try to set the Question Tuesday world record on Tuesday, and tells Hank to dress up as Carrie Bradshaw soon to avoid a YouTube mutiny. (playful) — 00:02:42
2009-03-29 · Tiny Chickens Cause Epic Fail — John says Hank has owed a Carrie Bradshaw dress-up for about six months and won't do it, and claims to speak for Nerdfighters in being mad. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:35
2009-03-29 · Tiny Chickens Cause Epic Fail — John reports weeks of discussions on the Ning about boycotting Hank's videos until he does the Carrie Bradshaw punishment. — 00:00:35
2009-03-29 · Tiny Chickens Cause Epic Fail — announcement: John tells Hank to dress up as Carrie Bradshaw and says he is boycotting Hank's videos until he sees it in a video thumbnail. (playful) — 00:01:09
2009-04-01 (said on 2009-03-31, implied) · A Few Of My Favorite Things — announcement: Hank apologises for not yet being dressed as Carrie Bradshaw and says he thinks he will make up for it tomorrow. (hedged) — 00:03:38
2009-04-01 · HANKROLL'd — Hank sings a cover of 'Never Gonna Give You Up', rickrolling viewers; the description says he does it dressed as Carrie Bradshaw. (playful) — 00:00:17
2009-05-03 · Important (Temporary) Video — ask: John: Apologising for the late video, John says viewers can vote in comments on whether he should be punished, swearing he looked hard for a FireWire cable. — 00:00:58
2009-06-01 · DFTBA Street Team In Your Pants — announcement: Hank tells John that, whatever his excuse, he should have made his video and is being punished, which Hank says is overdue and he looks forward to. (playful) — 00:00:00
2009-06-01 · DFTBA Street Team In Your Pants — ask: Hank asks viewers to post punishment ideas for John in the comments. — 00:00:44
2009-06-05 · JOHN'S PUNISHMENT! Eating Carl's Jr John's Way — announcement: Hank sets John's punishment for not making a video on Sunday: eat the Carl's Jr. burger 'the way only John Green can' - not blenderized, but as its constituent parts. (playful) — 00:00:29
2009-06-05 · JOHN'S PUNISHMENT! Eating Carl's Jr John's Way — Hank says four recipes at nerdfighters.com are nutritionally and chemically very similar to the burger, each with 50 g protein, 1,000 mg sodium, 9 g sugar, 47 g carbohydrates and 54 g fat. — 00:00:58
2009-06-05 · JOHN'S PUNISHMENT! Eating Carl's Jr John's Way — ask: Hank asks viewers to go to nerdfighters.com and vote for the most punishing recipe, deciding how John eats the constituent parts. — 00:01:30
2009-06-07 · I Will Call Him Louis: Australia Rocks! — John says he is very tired but is making the video anyway because he cannot afford to be punished again. (playful) — 00:00:00
2009-06-07 · I Will Call Him Louis: Australia Rocks! — ask: John tells Nerdfighters they can still vote on his punishment. — 00:03:46
2009-06-07 · I Will Call Him Louis: Australia Rocks! — announcement: John says the sandwich is winning the vote, so Hank will likely see him eat a fat sandwich on Tuesday. (hedged) — 00:03:46
2009-06-10 · WIDE ANGLE LENS! And Not Eating Fat Sandwiches — announcement: Hank announces the chosen punishment: strawberry-flavored protein powder dissolved into melted Crisco and made into a fat sandwich, like a Carl's Jr. burger eaten 'John's way'. (playful) — 00:00:29
2009-06-10 · WIDE ANGLE LENS! And Not Eating Fat Sandwiches — Hank says John has done and filmed the punishment; John reported the first two bites were delicious and then he puked. — 00:00:29
2009-06-10 · Eating a FAT SANDWICH — announcement: John explains the challenge: eat the nutritional equivalent of a Carl's Jr. specialty burger as its constituent parts - fat, corn syrup, salt and protein - plus a bun. (playful) — 00:00:16
2009-06-10 · Eating a FAT SANDWICH — John's recipe: a quarter cup of Crisco, one teaspoon of high fructose corn syrup (Mrs. Butterworth), one teaspoon of salt and two scoops of strawberry soy protein, blended, on a wheat bun. (playful) — 00:00:44
2009-06-10 · Eating a FAT SANDWICH — John finds the fat sandwich 'kind of delicious' at first - strawberry, salty, sugary, fatty - but halfway through it tastes bad and he feels sick, and powers through. (playful) — 00:02:10
2009-06-10 · Eating a FAT SANDWICH — John: A voiceover freezes the footage so young viewers need not see John vomit; John then finishes the sandwich. (playful) — 00:03:11
2009-06-17 (said on 2009-06-16, implied) · Half a Beard — announcement: John announces the Vlogbrothers 2009 Fitness Challenge: in two months, a three-part contest - a three-mile run, consecutive push-ups, and getting closer to ideal BMI. — 00:01:34
2009-06-17 (said on 2009-06-16, implied) · Half a Beard — announcement: John: Confident of winning, John proposes that the loser be punished by Nerdfighteria. — 00:02:06
2009-06-17 (said on 2009-06-16, implied) · Half a Beard — John has hired a personal trainer, a semi-professional strongman; in the first session he thought he would puke and was told to go ahead. (playful) — 00:02:06
2009-06-20 · Neck Beards and Fitness Challenges — Hank got a Wii Fit, which will give him his body mass index; he doubts it will do more for his health than his $20 High School Musical 3 DDR dance pad. (playful) — 00:01:27
2009-06-20 · Neck Beards and Fitness Challenges — Hank tells John he is ready to take him on in the fitness challenge, though he can't recall its name; he did six push-ups, his Wii Fit age went from 28 to 45, and his BMI went down. (playful) — 00:02:31
2009-06-20 · Neck Beards and Fitness Challenges — Hank boasts he will beat John in body mass index: he started at 24 and says he only has to get to 22; he tells John to start doing push-ups. (playful) — 00:02:31
2009-06-21 · The World Sucks: Help it Suck Less — John says their back-and-forth videos spawned a community of Nerdfighters who fight for awesome and raise a lot of money for charity, sometimes via the brothers' horrible stunts, like his blenderized Happy Meal. — 00:00:33
2009-06-29 (said on 2009-06-28, implied) · GAY is NOT an INSULT — The description says there is no punishment for the late upload because YouTube would not let John upload the night before. — video description
2009-06-29 (said on 2009-06-28, implied) · GAY is NOT an INSULT — John notes that in their two-and-a-half-year conversation the brothers have uploaded more than 500 videos, watched many times thanks to Nerdfighters. — 00:00:10
2009-06-30 · Nerdfighter MARRIAGE PROPOSAL — John says he has lost about three pounds in the fitness challenge but expects Hank to win the BMI part, so he must focus on running and push-ups. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:00
2009-08-10 (said on 2009-08-09, implied) · HipPOTATOmus — John announces that the channel has 100,000 subscribers. — 00:00:00
2009-08-10 (said on 2009-08-09, implied) · HipPOTATOmus — announcement: John offers three suggestions ('we') for the 2009 Nerdfighter Fitness Challenge: extend the deadline to October 1st, make it Hank vs John vs all Nerdfighteria, and five ridiculous disciplines. — 00:01:45
2009-10-20 · The Bella Twins Like Paper Towns — John is in Columbus, Ohio, getting ready for a Nerdfighter gathering, and has to make a video or he will be punished. — 00:00:00
2009-11-03 · This Machine Pwns n00bs! — announcement: John uses the album's first single to start the first event of the 2009 Nerdfighter Fitness Challenge: how many circuits of Jumping Jack Push-Up Dance Move during the anglerfish song. — 00:00:47
2009-11-03 · This Machine Pwns n00bs! — announcement: John rules that, to count, a dance move must feature at least two distinct movements. — 00:01:08
2009-11-15 · Gus Is A Bug — ask: John challenges Nerdfighters to find him a copy or the author of Gus Is a Bug; if they do, they may punish him however they see fit. — 00:01:10
2009-11-17 · Question Tuesday: The Free Money Edition — John congratulates Nerdfighters: they now get to punish him, and an official thread for discussing punishments is linked. (playful) — 00:02:33
2009-11-22 · Hank in FAMY — John says Nerdfighteria has long wanted to punish Hank, but Hank keeps the rules: a video every Wednesday, a song every other Wednesday, never more than four minutes. (playful) — 00:00:29
2009-11-22 · Hank in FAMY — John: After Hank posted a video of four minutes and two seconds last week (week of 9 November 2009), he called John saying the overrun was only the subscription screen and that he is on tour. (playful) — 00:00:59
2009-11-22 · Hank in FAMY — John says that is what happens in a world without enforced rules; he may have to live with it in real life but will not stand for it in Nerdfighteria, and is still mad about the handball. (playful, hedged) — 00:01:28
2009-11-22 · Hank in FAMY — John argues that people, in sports and in life, tend to think breaking the rules isn't really breaking them unless and until they get caught. — 00:01:57
2009-11-22 · Hank in FAMY — announcement: John announces that Hank is getting punished, and says he doesn't mind his own punishment since Hank is being punished too. (playful) — 00:01:57
2009-11-22 · Hank in FAMY — ask: John asks Nerdfighters for punishment ideas in comments and to read through them and thumbs-up the ones they like most. — 00:02:27
2009-11-25 · Things I'm Not Thankful For — Hank complains there were about 2,000 comments on how to punish him but only about two on how to punish John. (playful, hedged) — 00:02:38
2009-11-25 · Things I'm Not Thankful For — ask: Hank asks viewers to leave comments suggesting how to punish John. — 00:02:38
2009-11-29 · John Reviews Twilight and New Moon — announcement: John says that on Tuesday he will announce Hank's punishment and discuss the political situation in Pakistan. — 00:00:00
2009-12-01 · Shaving for Pakistan — John reports a Nerdfighter's calculation that the extra two seconds of Hank's punished video, watched about 55,000 times, cost Nerdfighteria 26 hours; 'we want our 26 hours back'. (playful) (doubtful: 26 hours) — 00:03:03
2009-12-01 · Shaving for Pakistan — announcement: John sets Hank's punishment: be at the Missoula, Montana Target when it opens at 8 a.m. and stay, without leaving, until it closes 15 hours later. (playful) — 00:03:17
2009-12-01 · Shaving for Pakistan — announcement: John: Because the store closes, John adds a second punishment for the missing 11 hours: Hank buys a blender there and publicly blends and eats (or drinks) a meal of his choice in the Target restaurant. (playful) — 00:03:30
2009-12-02 (said on 2009-12-03, implied) · This Machine Pwns n00bs: A Song — announcement: Hank says he will talk about his punishment and show things he got on tour, but first plays a song he wrote while on tour. — 00:00:00
2009-12-08 · Announcing the 2009 Project for Awesome!!! — announcement: Hank says it has been long days, so the video comes in four parts: balloons, him being weird, the Project for Awesome, and punishments. — 00:00:00
2009-12-08 · Announcing the 2009 Project for Awesome!!! — announcement: Hank acknowledges he will have to spend 15 hours inside a Target as his punishment. — 00:03:04
2009-12-08 · Announcing the 2009 Project for Awesome!!! — ask: Hank says John's punishment is still undecided; he floats John watching every Vlogbrothers video in order without sleeping (about 26 hours) and asks for suggestions in comments. (hedged) — 00:03:04
2009-12-13 · Eyelash Malaria — John says he perseveres mainly for fear of further punishment, and takes off his Paisley shirt so Hank isn't punished by looking at it. (playful) — 00:00:01
2009-12-22 · John and Hank Take on X-Scape! — Hank jokingly declares a punishment: making John ride the Frog Hopper. (joke) — 00:03:00

2010

2010-01-04 · It Hurts In My Toof: The 2010 Rules — announcement: John announces rule four: breaking any rule brings a punishment chosen by Nerdfighters and the other brother, to be completed within one week of being assigned. — 00:02:39
2010-01-04 · It Hurts In My Toof: The 2010 Rules — announcement: John tells Hank the new rule means he has one week from today to spend 15 hours in a Target. — 00:02:39
2010-01-04 · It Hurts In My Toof: The 2010 Rules — announcement: John says he still owes a punishment too, which Hank has not yet given him; once Hank does, John will have a week to complete it. — 00:02:39
2010-01-06 (said on 2010-01-05, implied) · 15 Hours in Target! — Hank, tired and unwell, starts his punishment inside a Target with 15 hours to fill; five hours in, he is really bored. — 00:00:00
2010-01-06 (said on 2010-01-05, implied) · 15 Hours in Target! — Hank says Nerdfighters came to see him in the Target. — 00:00:45
2010-01-06 (said on 2010-01-05, implied) · 15 Hours in Target! — Hank: Near the end of his 15 hours in Target, Hank eats 'one last heaping spoonful', coughs, and calls it a horrible idea. (playful) — 00:03:09
2010-01-06 (said on 2010-01-05, implied) · 15 Hours in Target! — announcement: Hank assigns John's punishment: face his fear of heights with a full session on the Frog Hopper, and tell Hank he loves him while up there. (playful) — 00:03:17
2010-01-08 · GUS HAS NO FUZZ! — John thanks the Yeti for not going into labour during the game, and half hopes she will before next Wednesday (13 January 2010), so his Frog Hopper ride waits until after his paternity leave. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:00
2010-01-08 · GUS HAS NO FUZZ! — John congratulates Hank on spending 15 hours in Target without going insane or getting arrested. (playful) — 00:00:29
2010-01-13 · Froghoppin' with Gatsby — John is on his way to pick up his friend Chris to go to Xscape and get on the Frog Hopper. — 00:00:00
2010-01-13 · Froghoppin' with Gatsby — John rides the Frog Hopper, screaming; the ride's audio is cut because Lady Gaga music was playing; afterwards the operator says he was the biggest guy she'd seen on it. (playful) — 00:00:29
2010-01-27 · Boobs and the iPad — Maureen Johnson: Maureen records at about 2:30 Wednesday morning while packing for a flight to London, so as not to be punished for a missed video. (playful) — 00:00:00
2010-05-17 · My YouTube Story is Short — Hank gives his own YouTube story: his brother convinced him to do something ridiculous they thought would be about two people, and it turned out to be about many more. — 00:01:55
2010-07-16 · VidCon, Oil Spill, Punishments, Shane Dawson, and my Balls — announcement: Hank says he and John both failed to make a video last week (week of 5 July 2010); viewers' forgiveness over VidCon doesn't count, since they agreed to keep the schedule, so both must be punished. — 00:02:13
2010-07-16 · VidCon, Oil Spill, Punishments, Shane Dawson, and my Balls — ask: Hank asks viewers to suggest punishments or vote on suggested ones in the YouTube Moderator module below the video on the Vlogbrothers channel. — 00:02:42
2010-07-16 · VidCon, Oil Spill, Punishments, Shane Dawson, and my Balls — announcement: Hank says they can't guarantee taking the most-voted punishment, but it will be something unpleasant. — 00:02:42
2010-07-16 · VidCon, Oil Spill, Punishments, Shane Dawson, and my Balls — Hank restates the rule that the best punishments are embarrassing but not illegal, and painful but not dangerous. — 00:03:11
2010-07-20 (said on 2010-07-19, implied) · I Like Balls — announcement: John says he is sure Hank will tell him what his punishment is on Wednesday. — 00:02:12
2010-07-21 · I Hung out with Snookie...Accidentally — announcement: Hank sets John's punishment, first suggested to him at VidCon: a 10-minute workout video working 'the whole nerd body', since John is doing well on his fitness plan. — 00:02:34
2010-07-21 · I Hung out with Snookie...Accidentally — announcement: Hank: The punishment outfit must include a sweatshirt cut off at the ribs and a headband, preferably leg warmers, and possibly a whole-body leotard. (playful) — 00:02:34
2010-07-24 (said on 2010-07-23, implied) · Grammar School with Snooki — John says Munich is lovely and that his punishment sounds horrible. (playful) — 00:03:21
2010-07-24 (said on 2010-07-23, implied) · Grammar School with Snooki — ask: John asks Nerdfighters to keep suggesting punishments for Hank in the comments; he reads them all. — 00:03:26
2010-07-24 (said on 2010-07-23, implied) · Grammar School with Snooki — announcement: John tells Hank he will find out his punishment on Wednesday. — 00:03:30
2010-08-02 · I Love Hank: Esther Day 2010 — announcement: John sets Hank's punishment: a makeup tutorial in the style of YouTube makeup tutorials, deadline September 1. — 00:02:55
2010-08-18 · Demon Four Year Old Interviewed — announcement: Hank notes both brothers owe punishments (his makeup tutorial is not done; John is unpunished) and proposes an agreement that both be complete seven days from now. (hedged) — 00:01:49
2010-08-23 · Make-up Tutorial: Katniss Everdeen Look — Hank has to make a makeup tutorial but neither he, Katherine nor anyone they know owns makeup, so they go to Target. (playful) — 00:00:04
2010-08-27 · Rest In Awesome, Esther — announcement: John says vlogbrothers videos will look vlogbrother-y again from Monday and he will do his punishment on Wednesday (1 September 2010). — 00:02:24
2010-09-02 · Fitness for Nerds — In the description, John says he fulfils his punishment with this video, a mock nerd workout he hosts as 'Fitness for Nerds'. (playful) — video description
2010-11-05 · God and Grain: The French Revolution, Part I — ask: John says no punishment is due for going over four minutes, since Nerdfighters allowed longer videos, and asks viewers to say how the brothers are doing. — video description

2011

2011-05-05 · IT'S HANKO DE MAYO!! — announcement: John chose not to upload a video on Wednesday, reasoning that the best gift for his brother is the chance to make him do something humiliating, embarrassing or unpalatable. (playful) — 00:00:54
2011-05-05 · IT'S HANKO DE MAYO!! — ask: John asks Nerdfighters to leave punishment suggestions in the comments. — 00:01:02
2011-05-05 · IT'S HANKO DE MAYO!! — John: In a playful aside, John asks Hank, when choosing a punishment, to think not of the brother who (he jokes) tried to poison him with iodine as an infant or stole from his piggy bank, but of the brother he has made YouTube videos with for years. (playful) — 00:01:11
2011-05-06 · Happy Birthday To Me! — announcement: Hank says that after a punishment drought three punishments are now owed: one for John not posting on Wednesday, and two (one per brother) for Nerdfighters getting Helen Hunt to see the Helen Hunt video. — 00:02:43
2011-05-06 · Happy Birthday To Me! — ask: Hank asks viewers to post punishment ideas in the comments and thumb up the ones they like. — 00:03:05
2011-05-23 · Eating the Unicorn — John tells Hank they still haven't decided on punishments and need to do that this week (week of 23 May 2011). — 00:02:28
2011-06-08 · Punishments, Floods, and Pink Hitler Babies — Hank asks what John was thinking when he gave himself a punishment, since he now has two because of the Helen Hunt thing. (playful) — 00:00:07
2011-06-08 · Punishments, Floods, and Pink Hitler Babies — Hank proposes a punishment adapted from Corey Vidal's video where viewers clicked annotations to choose two items he blended and drank: viewers will pick two of six ingredients for John's sandwich. — 00:01:19
2011-06-08 · Punishments, Floods, and Pink Hitler Babies — Hank proposes John's two punishments, without saying which is which: a video of more than 35 parts (six times six), and making many sandwiches with gross ingredients. (hedged) — 00:02:37
2011-06-08 · Punishments, Floods, and Pink Hitler Babies — ask: Hank asks Nerdfighters to suggest in the comments things to include in John's sandwiches. — 00:02:58
2011-06-10 · Then I Took Off My Bra — John tells Hank the punishments in his last video are very mean and says he will talk more about that when he gets back to the States. — 00:00:31
2011-06-15 (said on 2011-06-14, implied) · Question Tuesday! Paula Deen Riding Me (and critical reading) — John sets Hank's punishment as the one most popular in Nerdfighteria, Humpy Hank All Over Town: Hank must hump the town. (playful) — 00:02:23
2011-06-20 · On Religion — announcement: John: Apologising that the video had few jokes, John shows a baby rhinoceros and, as penance, says he will eat 36 disgusting sandwiches on Friday (24 June 2011). (playful) — 00:03:20
2011-06-24 · On Religion (Redux) — John says he has been sick lately and has a doctor's note saying he doesn't have to do his punishment, but wanted to continue the religion conversation. (playful) — 00:00:07
2011-06-27 · My Hairy Ball of Anxious Anxiety — Hank: John isn't feeling well and has stomach problems, which is why he hasn't eaten his sandwiches yet; Hank asks everyone to send him warm wishes. — 00:03:46
2011-07-01 · Humping the Town — Hank performs his punishment, humping things around town to a dance track, and calls it a very punishing punishment. (playful) — 00:02:20
2011-07-01 · Humping the Town — Hank says Geoff Pepos filmed it because Katherine probably wouldn't want to, and once told it was a punishment he made sure it was punishing, as in a long shot of Hank humping a restaurant sign. (playful) — 00:02:20
2011-08-03 · I Love My Brother — ask: In the description Hank asks punishment suggesters to think more 'challenge' and less 'horrible death-defying punishment'. — video description
2011-08-03 · I Love My Brother — announcement: Hank admits he missed a video, entirely his fault, so viewers get to punish him and can suggest punishments. — 00:02:55
2011-08-03 · I Love My Brother — announcement: Hank says John missed a video because he was having his gallbladder removed, so as a medical exception viewers don't get to punish him. — 00:02:55
2011-08-15 · HANKLERFISH! — John says he owes a punishment but cannot do the sandwich punishment, because his gallbladder was recently removed; he declines to show the scars. — 00:01:35
2011-08-15 · HANKLERFISH! — ask: John asks viewers to suggest a different punishment for him; Hank will pick one. — 00:02:09
2011-08-15 · HANKLERFISH! — announcement: John announces a punishment for Hank: besides his family, John brought to Montana one box of signature sheets for The Fault in Our Stars. — 00:02:15
2011-08-15 · HANKLERFISH! — announcement: Hank says the box holds 7,400 sheets, 5% of the total, and he will draw an anglerfish on every one, so buyers have a 5% chance of a 'Hanklerfished' copy. — 00:02:23
2011-08-19 · Outtake Insanity and NERD FACTOR — announcement: John: In an outtake, John announces a punishment for Hank for failing to make a video, breaking their promise of a video every Monday, Wednesday and Friday into perpetuity. (playful) — 00:00:00
2011-10-28 · Reading Chapter One of The Fault in Our Stars — John tells Nerdfighters not to punish him: Hank permitted this longer-than-four-minutes, unedited video, which saves him time for signing books. (playful) — 00:00:14
2011-11-25 · Chapter TWO of The Fault in Our Stars — John says he has Hank's prior permission for the long video, so viewers who like punishing him should not try. (playful) — 00:00:37
2011-12-09 · Puppies and The Tour de Nerdfighting 2012 — announcement: John says the tour gatherings will feature music, readings, decreasing worldsuck, punishments and hilarity. — video description

2012

2012-01-02 · Changes to Vlogbrothers — John marks five years since he uploaded his first Vlogbrothers video, on January 2, 2007, with a deliberately terrible jump cut. — 00:00:00
2012-01-17 · Thoughts from Places: The Tour — John: At the show John reads and talks about The Fault in Our Stars, Hank sings, John answers questions, Hank wears a tutu, and in joint questions whoever is talking when the timer goes off is shocked with Charlie McDonnell's 'patented shocker'. — 00:01:37
2012-03-20 · Sharpie Face Question Tuesday — John says that on tour Hank told him his punishment would strike when he least expects it; it still hasn't happened, so maybe Hank has forgotten. (playful, hedged) — 00:02:39
2012-06-26 · Insufficient Funds: A Story of Canada — ask: John asks Nerdfighters to prepare punishment ideas for Hank and leave them in the comments. (playful) — 00:02:21
2012-06-29 (said on 2012-06-30, implied) · Online Video about Online Video — Hank says he did make a video, and that the punishment ideas viewers suggested for him on John's last video could easily apply to John, who has at least one outstanding punishment. (playful) — 00:00:00
2012-06-29 (said on 2012-06-30, implied) · Online Video about Online Video — Hank calls one suggestion, driving to Canada with only Mountain Dew, bread, peanut butter and $14, very good; it might be funny enough to do anyway, but he doesn't want to be blacklisted. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:22
2012-06-29 (said on 2012-06-30, implied) · Online Video about Online Video — Hank mentions an idea for John's punishment: a livestream of John watching the Twilight movies, 'a full day of torture'. (playful) — 00:00:22
2012-08-28 · In Which the Candle Dies — In the description John notes he has clearly underestimated Nerdfighteria again, beside the link to the Nerdfighter Kiva group. — video description
2012-08-28 · In Which the Candle Dies — John says both brothers have outstanding punishments they haven't done because punishments suck, which he calls a roadblock in their relationship. (playful) — 00:01:56
2012-08-28 · In Which the Candle Dies — announcement: John's deal: if the Nerdfighter Kiva group reaches $1 million before the brothers reach 1,000 videos, Nerdfighteria can challenge both; they will do the challenges and the slate is cleared. — 00:01:56
2012-08-28 · In Which the Candle Dies — announcement: John: If the goal is missed before 1,000 videos, the punishment slate is wiped clean; the brothers might make videos more often to avoid punishment; John makes the rules as older brother. (playful, hedged) — 00:02:26
2012-08-31 · Why The Rich Pay Lower Taxes — Hank: Nerdfighteria blew past John's goal: a million dollars raised for Kiva before Hank even made his first video promoting it. — 00:03:02
2012-09-25 · Do Businesses Need to Suck? — announcement: John says he will do his punishment next week (the week of 1 October 2012) and is trying to find a llama. — 00:01:27
2012-09-28 · THE EYE OF LONDON: Thoughts from Northern Montana — announcement: Hank tells John he has also chosen a punishment, made gluten-free to accommodate his "terrible excuse for colon". (playful) — 00:03:08
2012-10-23 · Understanding the National Debt and Budget Deficit — John apologises that he is still working on his punishment. — 00:06:31
2012-11-04 · Policy and Politics: Brotherhood 2.0 Week Begins — announcement: The description says this is the first of six consecutive daily videos the brothers will make to fulfil the first of their two outstanding punishments. — video description
2012-11-04 · Policy and Politics: Brotherhood 2.0 Week Begins — announcement: John says the brothers are doing a week of Brotherhood 2.0-style daily vlogs as a punishment. — 00:00:00
2012-11-09 · The Stadium of Representatives: The End of B20 Week :-( — Hank says this concludes the week of Brotherhood 2.0-style videos; it was really fun and he wishes they could keep going. — 00:03:24

2013

2013-01-15 · An Evening of Awesome at Carnegie Hall — John announces a live Question Tuesday: two teams, questions sent on Twitter read by teammates, and whoever is talking at the end is punished with mild electrocution. (playful) — 01:43:42
2013-01-15 · An Evening of Awesome at Carnegie Hall — Hank realises he did not electrocute himself and, having 'policed' himself, gives himself the shock in his pocket. (playful) — 02:02:38
2013-06-21 · New Channels, New Songs, and Just Plain News — Hank says Grace found out and sent him something (the description calls it 'Daily Grace Slaps Herself'), and declares: 'Punishment served.' (playful) — 00:00:00
2013-06-25 · Thoughts from Places: Dog Days of Summer — Hannah Hart: She stops recording because she does not want to go four minutes like Grace did. (playful) — 00:03:24
2013-10-08 · Applying for Health Insurance: Then and Now — John acknowledges the video runs over four minutes, says he thinks it counts as an educational video, and leaves viewers to discuss it in Our Pants. (hedged) — video description
2013-10-15 · Thoughts for Nerdfighteria — John says his last video ran over four minutes and Nerdfighters in Our Pants ruled it not educational, so he is punished. — 00:02:39
2013-10-15 · Thoughts for Nerdfighteria — John: According to Our Pants both brothers already owe punishments, so both are punished and John doubly. — 00:03:00
2013-10-15 · Thoughts for Nerdfighteria — ask: John asks Nerdfighters for lots of punishment suggestions in the comments. — 00:03:05
2013-10-18 · Curiosity is the Greatest Human Quality — announcement: Hank says there are lots of genius and terrifying punishment suggestions; they are going to gather them and then hold a poll. — 00:03:05
2013-11-08 · VidCon, Punishments, Comments, and Pumpkins — announcement: Hank sets John's punishment, a mix of suggestions: Henry decides and cooks John's dinner, short of poisoning him, and John has to eat it. (playful) — 00:02:12
2013-11-12 · But Is Worm Pizza Poisonous? — The description says you can get intestinal hookworms from eating earthworms, so the punishment excludes worm pizza. — video description
2013-11-12 · But Is Worm Pizza Poisonous? — John tells Henry he cannot eat worm pizza, Henry's first suggestion, because eating worms can be really bad for you, even kind of poisonous, as they carry bacteria. (hedged) — 00:02:15
2013-11-12 · But Is Worm Pizza Poisonous? — announcement: John sums up the punishment menu Henry has chosen for him to eat: slobber carrots with Henry's drool, really gross barbecue with drool, and hats. — 00:03:49
2013-12-10 · Cooking with a 3-Year-Old: Slobber Carrots and Gross Barbecue — John: On 'punishment Tuesday' John reminds Henry he came up with the gross meal: slobber carrots with drool, gross barbecue with drool, and hat. — 00:00:00
2013-12-10 · Cooking with a 3-Year-Old: Slobber Carrots and Gross Barbecue — In the description John is glad to have the punishment behind him and thanks Henry and Nerdfighteria for the horror. — video description
2013-12-10 · Cooking with a 3-Year-Old: Slobber Carrots and Gross Barbecue — John: Tasting: the slobber carrots with drool are actually quite good, the gross barbecue is so bad, much worse than a blenderized Happy Meal, and the hat is not very good. (playful) — 00:03:08
2013-12-10 · Cooking with a 3-Year-Old: Slobber Carrots and Gross Barbecue — John concludes that was his punishment meal, doesn't recommend it, and quotes Henry: the grossest meal ever. — 00:03:51

2014

2014-07-15 · Exciting Announcements and Mosquito-Borne Illnesses — announcement: John: Meanwhile John will make a video on Behind the Beautiful Forevers, the Nerdfighter Book Club summer pick, and schedule it to upload next Tuesday (22 July 2014) so he doesn't get punished. — 00:02:34
2014-07-15 · Exciting Announcements and Mosquito-Borne Illnesses — ask: John tells Hank he owes Nerdfighteria a punishment and asks Nerdfighters for punishment suggestions for Hank in the comments. — 00:02:51
2014-07-18 · EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! — Hank: Answering John's claim that he owes a punishment, Hank says the brothers have been doing this so long, with so many punishable infractions, that it is getting confusing. (playful) — 00:00:01
2014-07-18 · EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! — Hank: Nerdfighters led by Valerie2776 made a spreadsheet of all the brothers' punishments and their reasons, which Hank turns into this video, going fast so as not to be punished. — 00:00:06
2014-07-18 · EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! — Hank says the brothers created the channel on January 1, 2007 with three rules: a video on your day, no video over four minutes, and no textual communication between them. — 00:00:21
2014-07-18 · EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! — Hank: That same month John CCed Hank on an email, counted as textual communication, and had to wax his chin. — 00:00:31
2014-07-18 · EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! — Hank: For once writing 'see you tomorrow' in text in a video, Hank had to give away Peeps on the streets of Missoula, which is how he met Kurt the punk-rock Nerdfighter. — 00:00:44
2014-07-18 · EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! — Hank: When Hank IMed John in July and John replied, both were punished and dressed up like their most embarrassing high-school pictures. — 00:00:53
2014-07-18 · EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! — Hank: In March John missed a video while hospitalised and replied to Hank on a forum, so he ate a blenderized Happy Meal, waxed his legs and licked a cat; Hank is unsure why three, possibly Daniel Biss donations. (hedged) — 00:01:03
2014-07-18 · EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! — Hank: During the first Project for Awesome in December 2007, Hank replied to John's comment and had to drink blended Peeps and Strawberry Hill wine while playing a show to six people, his first show ever; the only one there who knew him was his wife. — 00:01:15
2014-07-18 · EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! — Hank: After 2007 the brothers abolished the textual communication rule, changed the schedule, and exempted educational videos, montage videos and 4:01 videos (YouTube adds a second) from the time limit. — 00:01:32
2014-07-18 · EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! — Hank: In April 2008 Hank made a video 14 seconds too long and had to sing 'World Wide Web Girl' with pigtails in his hair. — 00:01:49
2014-07-18 · EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! — Hank: In October Hank left 30 seconds of nothing at the end of a video and had to dance around his house as Carrie Bradshaw singing 'Never Gonna Give You Up': the infamous Hankroll. — 00:01:59
2014-07-18 · EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! — Hank: In June 2008 John missed a video and had to eat a sandwich made of lard and protein meal. — 00:02:12
2014-07-18 · EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! — Hank: That November Hank made a video two seconds too long and had to spend 15 hours in a Target. — 00:02:19
2014-07-18 · EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! — Hank: Both brothers failed to upload during VidCon 2010; the punishment videos were John's 'Fitness for Nerds' and Hank's Katniss Everdeen makeup tutorial. — 00:02:28
2014-07-18 · EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! — Hank: In 2011 the standing deal to punish Hank if Helen Hunt saw his 'Helen Hunt' video came true: she tweeted him, and he had to hump his entire town. — 00:02:33
2014-07-18 · EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! — Hank: In 2013 Grace Helbig became the first non-brother punished, for a video over four minutes during John's paternity leave; though it was unclear the rules applied to her, she slapped herself. — 00:02:46
2014-07-18 · EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! — Hank: In October 2013 John's over-four-minute video was ruled not educational enough, and as punishment he ate slobber carrots made by his son. — 00:02:57
2014-07-18 · EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! — Hank says that on October 28, 2012, with both brothers owing punishments for reasons he can't find, John bet Nerdfighteria: reach 1,000 videos before $1 million in Kiva loans and the punishments are wiped, otherwise doubled. — 00:03:17
2014-07-18 · EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! — Hank: Nerdfighteria loaned the million dollars, so each brother had two punishments; they cleared one by making six videos in a week, three each, leaving one punishment each. — 00:03:34
2014-07-18 · EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! — ask: Hank says he got a really good idea for his own punishment from comments on John's video, and asks everyone to comment what John's punishment should be. — 00:03:48
2014-07-22 · Ambiguous Victories and Real Progress: Behind the Beautiful Forevers — John: Answering Hank's rant about punishments, John says that although he still believes he does not owe a punishment, he will do one because data does not lie. — 00:00:04
2014-08-01 · PUNISHMENT OF PAIN AND SCIENCE! — announcement: Hank says today's video, inspired by a comment on John's video about Hank needing to be punished, explains the science of pain while he experiences pain. (playful) — 00:00:02
2014-09-16 · It's Question Tuesday! Cheesy Jokes, Paper Towns Movie, and Dinosaur Butt Brains — John: Asked about a punishment, John says he owes one and asks Hank what it is. — 00:02:47
2014-09-19 · The Oculus Rift is Freakin Me Out — announcement: Hank sets John's punishment: since John doesn't want a tattoo, he will get a tattoo with no ink in the gun, painful with nothing to show. — 00:03:09

2015

2015-08-04 · Question Tuesday: Wookiee Gunships, Sneezing Cessation, and Pizza — John: Asked when he will do his inkless tattoo punishment, John says 'Soon. Ish.' and asks viewers for tattoo ideas in the comments. (hedged) — 00:01:33
2015-09-15 · John Gets a Tattoo — John, outside Firefly Tattoo with Rosianna, is getting an inkless tattoo as a punishment for something punishable he apparently did in 2012, which Hank and Nerdfighteria dredged up. (playful) — 00:00:03
2015-09-15 · John Gets a Tattoo — John chooses to have the tattoo say DFTBA on his upper arm. (hedged) — 00:00:34
2015-09-15 · John Gets a Tattoo — John: Laura made John's DFTBA tattoo with water instead of ink, so it will go away in about a month. — 00:01:26
2015-09-15 · John Gets a Tattoo — John: Though he spent the last several weeks fearing it, John says this turned out to be the least punishing Vlogbrothers punishment ever. — 00:01:29
2015-11-12 · Cheez Doodles Guy, Ringo Silver, and Dad Jokes (Pizzamas Day 4) — John says his tattoo is not fake, just made with water instead of ink, so not visible but real; he would consider more invisible tattoos. (playful, hedged) — 00:02:04
2015-12-11 · The Refugee Crises: Project for Awesome 2015 — John says Hank always tells him to make an end screen, and admits the video ran over four minutes, so he will probably be punished and accepts it. (playful, hedged) — 00:04:22
2015-12-29 · How to Give Away Over a Million Dollars — ask: John playfully asks whether Nerdfighteria will really punish him because his video about refugee camps in Ethiopia ran over four minutes, calling them monsters. (playful) — 00:02:22

2016

2016-06-10 · Hank Roasts Himself Diss Track - Roast Yourself Challenge — Hank raps that he films every Thursday morning because he is careful and boring and won't risk a punishment. (playful) — 00:00:00
2016-10-21 · Coming Out, Goats, Government, and Attack Ads with Denise Juneau — Hank reminds viewers that educational videos are exempt from the time limit, so they should stop talking about punishments in the comments. (playful) — 00:08:34
2016-12-30 · The Most Interesting Thing I've Ever Done — announcement: Hank decides to be punished for this too-long video in front of people at NerdCon: Nerdfighteria; it will be recorded and uploaded, and he doesn't know what it will be yet. — 00:06:01

2017

2017-01-03 · 10 Years on YouTube (...and MORE GREAT NEWS) — announcement: John: Since Hank's last 2016 video went over four minutes without being educational, there is a vlogbrothers punishment for the first time in years, to take place live on stage at NerdCon: Nerdfighteria. — 00:02:59
2017-01-03 · 10 Years on YouTube (...and MORE GREAT NEWS) — ask: John asks Nerdfighters to leave suggestions for Hank's punishment in the comments. — 00:03:12
2017-03-03 · PUNISHED: Blenderized Audience Choice: LIVE! — announcement: Hank says he is at NerdCon: Nerdfighteria about to be punished, and the audience is voting on the things he will blend. — 00:00:00
2017-03-03 · PUNISHED: Blenderized Audience Choice: LIVE! — Hank drinks the blended mixture to chants of chug, still has a little left, and finds it very spicy once the peanut butter stops masking the heat. (playful) — 00:02:44
2017-03-03 · PUNISHED: Blenderized Audience Choice: LIVE! — Hank: Mid-chug Hank recites the rule that when a Vlogbrother messes up, a Vlogbrother must be punished. (playful) — 00:03:02
2017-03-03 · PUNISHED: Blenderized Audience Choice: LIVE! — Hank: In a voice-over Hank tells John he survived the punishment and it was worth it. (hedged) — 00:03:46
2017-07-14 · YouTube History Lesson: Vlogbrothers Through the Ages — Hank: In December 2007, having done the project for its planned year and with 11,000 subscribers, the brothers thought about stopping but decided to keep going, which turned out okay. — 00:03:06
2017-07-18 · Accio Decade Hallows — John: In July 2007 John was doing Brotherhood 2.0, a year-long project of weekday videos with Hank, watched by a few hundred people a day. — 00:02:12
2017-08-29 · 40 — John says next week's (week of 4 September 2017) video, his reading of the first chapter of Turtles All the Way Down, will be over four minutes but is not punishable, citing precedents from 2011 and 2008 when he read the first chapters of The Fault in Our Stars and Paper Towns. (playful) — 00:02:51

2018

2018-07-03 · How Does This End? — ask: John: Having worked for 'this company' for 12 years, John requests three weeks of unpunished vacation per year, not to be used now or all at once; that, he says, is why he made the video. (playful) — 00:03:21
2018-07-06 · This Ends in Death — Hank: The survey results say people are fine with the brothers taking three weeks of vacation. — 00:00:40
2018-11-16 · Doing This Makes Me Happy, but Maybe it Doesn't' Seem that Way? — announcement: Hank says Census responses gave him many ideas for his upcoming punishment; he is pretty sure he knows what he will do, and it will be unpleasant. (hedged) — 00:00:00
2018-12-04 · When it All Seems Like Too Much — announcement: Hank says he will do his punishment live during the livestream, record it and edit it for next week (week of 10 December 2018). — 00:03:44
2018-12-14 · Cute Goth Shock Collar Trivia Punishment for Charity — announcement: Hank says he is doing his punishment while recording his vlogbrothers video: a makeup challenge while wearing a shock collar. — 00:00:00
2018-12-14 · Cute Goth Shock Collar Trivia Punishment for Charity — announcement: Hank explains the rule: every $200 raised gets him a trivia question, and every wrong answer gets him shocked. — 00:00:00
2018-12-14 · Cute Goth Shock Collar Trivia Punishment for Charity — announcement: The description says Hank did the punishment during the P4A livestream, filmed by Matt Gaydos, Maia Ledesma and Tuna Metesh. — video description

2019

2019-05-10 · The Worst Product Ever — announcement: Hank says he accidentally uploaded a Hank's Channel video to Vlogbrothers that ran over four minutes, so he has another punishment brewing. — 00:03:24
2019-07-19 · In Which Hank Consumes the Juice of Over 400 Gushers — Hank says that at VidCon he did his punishment for uploading a 4:02 video meant for Hank's channel to Vlogbrothers: drinking the juice of Gushers. — 00:00:29

2020

2020-07-21 · Somebody Once Asked . . . — John: Last year (2019) Nerdfighteria voted to give the brothers three weeks of vacation per year; John has not used much of it. — 00:03:21
2020-12-08 · A Love Letter to My Brother, Basically — John says starting a collaborative video blog back in 2006 was his idea. — 00:00:00

2021

2021-09-14 · I do this every. single. tuesday. — John: In late 2006, after An Abundance of Katherines came out, John quit his day job to write full time, found himself still inconsistent and the empty days terrifying, and three months later invented an unpaid job, this channel. — 00:01:34
2021-09-14 · I do this every. single. tuesday. — John treated Vlogbrothers as a job, with work due at set times: a missed book deadline has no consequence, but a missed vlog deadline might mean eating a blenderized Happy Meal. — 00:01:56

2022

2022-11-08 · Dr Pepper Enthusiast John Green Taste Tests Dr Pepper and Its Misbegotten Pretenders — The description admits the video is over four minutes and probably not educational, so John technically probably owes Nerdfighteria a punishment. (hedged) — video description

2023

2023-12-24 · John and Hank Hanging Out but they Keep Getting Younger and More Pixelated — John: After having his gallbladder removed, John says he can't do the sandwich punishment and asks viewers to suggest another for Hank to pick. — 02:08:36
2023-12-24 · John and Hank Hanging Out but they Keep Getting Younger and More Pixelated — announcement: Hank: As his punishment, Hank will draw anglerfish ('Hanklerfish') on 7,400 TFIOS signature sheets, 5% of the total; all pre-ordered copies are signed. — 02:08:36

2026

2026-03-13 · Pain — Hank notes the brothers no longer require themselves never to miss a day, and no longer get punished for missing one. — 00:03:04
2026-09-29 · Pretend You Don't Know This — Hank recalls they decided to upload a video every weekday of 2007 and relive that for two weeks every year in Pizzamas, not near Christmas and loosely based on pizza. — 00:01:30
2026-09-30 · The Point of Life — John recalls that early on the brothers replaced text with video blogs for no reward but bit commitment: no money, and 200 videos before 200 subscribers. — 00:02:08
2026-10-13 · My Lungs Are on the Outside of the Body — Hank: Asked his favorite part of his day of punishment in Target, Hank recalls a nerdfighter coming to the Target's Starbucks (not yet a Starbucks then) with little penguin art (as heard) for him: a nerdfighter gathering of three. — 00:02:22