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430 statements about Pizzamas in 153 videos, by upload date.

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2011

  • 2011-02-09 · NERDFIGHTERS UNITE! (in your pants) — John: Because Nerdfighter suchducks claimed in a video that they make fewer inside jokes than they used to, John reveals the Pizza John mustache for the second time. (playful) — 00:00:00

2012

  • 2012-11-07 · The 51st State — announcement: Hank announces that tomorrow morning DFTBA.com starts a pre-order of an interesting new item he won't reveal because it's weird. — 00:03:46
  • 2012-11-08 · VOLT! A Dream Comes True. — announcement: John: For about the next 72 hours, six variations Hank made on Valerie2776's original Pizza John shirt design are on pre-order at DFTBA.com, then disappear forever. — 00:03:01

2013

  • 2013-11-08 · VidCon, Punishments, Comments, and Pumpkins — announcement: Hank says they are in the middle of the 12 Days of Pizzamas: instead of last year's (2012) limited-edition Pizza John designs, the Pizza John face goes on many different products. — 00:02:35
  • 2013-11-08 · VidCon, Punishments, Comments, and Pumpkins — announcement: Hank: The Pizzamas items (hoodie, keychains, pin, mugs, guitar picks, frisbees, fleece blanket, pencils, journals, mouse pads, socks) are on pre-order until the 15th, then never available again. — 00:02:58
  • 2013-11-15 · I Have a Band? — announcement: The description announces that Pizzamas has officially ended. — video description
  • 2013-11-15 · I Have a Band? — ask: Hank says this is the last day of the 12 Days of Pizzamas and tells viewers to buy their pizza things now. — 00:03:23
  • 2013-11-15 · I Have a Band? — announcement: Hank says the Pizzamas items will never be available again, except maybe the number one top-selling one; he is not sure. (hedged) — 00:03:28

2014

  • 2014-11-07 · New Crash Course and Pizzamas! — announcement: Hank announces that from Monday he and John will do the Twelve Days of Pizzamas, making a video every day except weekends, like Brotherhood 2.0. — 00:03:13
  • 2014-11-07 · New Crash Course and Pizzamas! — announcement: Hank will post Monday, Wednesday and Friday next week (week of 10 November 2014), then Tuesday and Thursday; expect lots of Paper Towns set, with quality decreasing as they go a little insane. (playful) — 00:03:28
  • 2014-11-07 · New Crash Course and Pizzamas! — Hank says he looks forward to Pizzamas: it feels like getting back to his roots, with more back-and-forth and feeling more connected. — 00:03:38
  • 2014-11-10 · The Woman Without a Face - Pizzamas Day 1 — Hank says the first day of Pizzamas is the first day of snow in Missoula; it is cold, and he has just had a haircut. — 00:00:00
  • 2014-11-10 · The Woman Without a Face - Pizzamas Day 1 — Hank says the promised two weeks of Brotherhood 2.0-style daily videos mean he will be late with every video, since he makes each video the day it is uploaded, uploading at night. — 00:00:14
  • 2014-11-10 · The Woman Without a Face - Pizzamas Day 1 — Hank shows leftovers from last year's (2013) Pizzamas: DFTBA always orders extra in case of returns and tends to give the leftovers away as SciShow or Subbable perks or for the Project for Awesome. — 00:00:58
  • 2014-11-10 · The Woman Without a Face - Pizzamas Day 1 — announcement: Hank says the Pizzamas before last was just T-shirts; this year (2014) mixes new weird Pizza John designs with products they have never done before. — 00:01:12
  • 2014-11-10 · The Woman Without a Face - Pizzamas Day 1 — Hank has worn a different Pizza John shirt in every shot since the warehouse, including a glowing Pizza John shirt that lights up his face. — 00:03:11
  • 2014-11-10 · The Woman Without a Face - Pizzamas Day 1 — announcement: Hank: On the end screen Hank lists more Pizzamas products than shirts: baby onesies, iPhone cases (iPhone 5 only), patches, stickers, magnets and the pint glass. — 00:03:32
  • 2014-11-11 · Lacey and Angela Question Tuesday: Pizzamas Day 2 — announcement: John wishes Hank a happy Pizzamas, the only time of year his face is available on an astonishing variety of items. (playful) — 00:03:38
  • 2014-11-12 · The History of Pizza John! — Hank loves Pizzamas: there is now an official lyricist in the comments and an official emoji combination, and more weird Pizza John things are created all the time. — 00:00:17
  • 2014-11-12 · The History of Pizza John! — Hank: Reading the comments on his last video, Hank realised many people had been left behind by Pizzamas, so he gives a brief history of Pizza John. — 00:00:24
  • 2014-11-12 · The History of Pizza John! — Hank says Pizza John began when John, in a video about Pakistan, slowly shaved his Movember beard, ending with a few seconds of mustache, crazy eyes and big hair; Hank dates it to 2011. — 00:01:32
  • 2014-11-12 · The History of Pizza John! — Hank recounts Pizzamas: a few years ago limited-edition Pizza John designs, named Pizzamas, with no extra videos; last year (2013) different products; now both new designs and products plus extra Vlogbrothers videos. — 00:02:38
  • 2014-11-12 · The History of Pizza John! — Hank: Asked how long he will keep doing this or what his five-year plan is, Hank says he will be doing it forever, picturing a toothless 81-year-old Hank mumbling about Pizzamas 2061. (playful) — 00:03:24
  • 2014-11-17 · Combines and Movie Magic: Pizzamas Day 6 — John: After Hank posted a circa-1981 photo of the brothers on Thursday, Nerdfighters photoshopped it (as a rap duo, playing cards): 'the many gifts of Pizzamas'. — 00:00:31
  • 2014-11-17 · Combines and Movie Magic: Pizzamas Day 6 — ask: John: P.S.: only four days are left in Pizzamas, so viewers who want John's mustachioed face on any item must order within four days (link in description). — 00:02:43
  • 2014-11-18 · How to Never Feel Embarrassed Again — announcement: Hank: End screen: only three days of Pizzamas are left. — 00:03:42
  • 2014-11-20 · Announcing VidCon 2015! — Hank: In a final Pizzamas end screen Hank says daily videos for a couple of weeks were great; he can't keep it up but is glad they did it, and thanks John, who had it harder on set, and viewers. — 00:03:41
  • 2014-11-21 (said on 2014-11-20, implied) · The Sleepiest Sleepyhead in Sleeptown — ask: John: today is the last day of Pizzamas, the last day to buy items with his mustachioed face, such as Pizza John shirts or a baby onesie; link in the description. — 00:00:22
  • 2014-11-21 (said on 2014-11-20, implied) · The Sleepiest Sleepyhead in Sleeptown — John tells Hank he really enjoyed doing Pizzamas with him: it has been really fun, a 'good old days' kind of feeling. — 00:02:03

Also named in: The History of Pizza and the History of John: Pizzamas Day 4, The Future of the Project for Awesome: Pizzamas Day 8

2015

Also named in: On Our Way to the Dance (Pizzamas Day 6), The Things that People Do (Thoughts from New York City) (Pizzamas Day 7)

2016

Also named in: Why We Left Buzzfeed (Some Thoughts on Taking Risks)

2017

Also named in: Banana Milk and Almond Orchards

2018

  • 2018-08-14 · Question Tuesday: Secrets & Primes — John thanks Tuataria for making a glorious Pizza John in Fortnite playground mode. — 00:03:20
  • 2018-10-16 · Life's Library — announcement: John: All profits from Life's Library go to Partners In Health, which they have worked with for over a decade and which provides health care to the poor. — 00:02:16
  • 2018-10-23 · Why Are Humans Suddenly Getting Better at Tetris? — announcement: John: In a P.S. John announces that Pizzamas is coming next week (week of 29 October 2018). — 00:03:45
  • 2018-10-29 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — announcement: John opens Pizzamas: once a year for two weeks the brothers trade videos every weekday as in 2007; it is Nerdfighteria's third most important holiday, celebrating love, pizza and e-commerce. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2018-10-29 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — announcement: John: This year (2018) all Pizzamas profits and royalties go to the Foundation to Decrease World Suck, to be used as matching funds during the Project for Awesome. — 00:00:31
  • 2018-10-29 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — John's mustache is back for Pizzamas; he claims to be one of the people who can pull a mustache off. (playful) — 00:00:59
  • 2018-10-29 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — announcement: John unboxes the designer Pizza John shirts: Abstract Pizza John by Sofia Cardone, a Mr. Potato Man Pizza John by Andy J. Pizza, and shirts by Maria Wynn and David Pemberton. — 00:01:05
  • 2018-10-29 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — announcement: John: The last shirt, designed by DFTBA, is an extremely subtle Pizza John for those proud of Pizzamas but not too proud. — 00:01:28
  • 2018-10-29 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — announcement: John: Everything, including a Pizzamas sleep mask, is available only during Pizzamas at DFTBA.com and then disappears forever. — 00:01:28
  • 2018-10-29 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — announcement: John: There is Pizzamas soap from Farmer Jane Soap, the goat-milk soap company John's mom founded, handmade with real goat's milk in Western North Carolina. — 00:02:07
  • 2018-10-29 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — John still feels terrible: Pizzamas can't cure disease, but it can clothe you, clean you and give you coffee mugs. (playful) — 00:03:02
  • 2018-10-29 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — announcement: John: For newcomers John puts an explanatory link in the doobly-doo, with a link to all Pizzamas items, available only for two weeks; all proceeds go to charity. — 00:03:06
  • 2018-10-30 · Watch My Dumb Dancing — Hank: That is one reason Hank loves Pizzamas: he must make many videos, so viewers will probably be more understanding if not all are very good. (hedged) — 00:00:44
  • 2018-10-30 · Watch My Dumb Dancing — Hank: Pizzamas matters to Hank because it lets him focus not on the complicated parts of his work but on something simpler: sharing what's on his mind. — 00:02:07
  • 2018-11-02 · Let Us Now Praise the Panda Person — announcement: John says a mug, sleep mask, t-shirt, button and many other Pizzamas items are available to order now at DFTBA.com. (playful) — 00:01:53
  • 2018-11-05 · Reading Mean Comments with John — both: Hank and John appear together in an unplanned Pizzamas reunion video: they are together because their cousin is getting married. — 00:00:00
  • 2018-11-05 · Reading Mean Comments with John — ask: Hank says only five days are left in Pizzamas and urges viewers to get their Pizzamas gear now at DFTBA.com. — 00:00:00
  • 2018-11-05 · Reading Mean Comments with John — Hank: A separate category of comments describes John with his mustache: the guy you glance at at Walmart, an 80s substitute teacher, a Ned Flanders double, the protagonist of Her. (playful) — 00:03:06
  • 2018-11-08 · Let's Talk Money: The Bank of Nerdfighteria's Semi-Annual Report — announcement: John: In his last Pizzamas video, wearing a suit, John presents the Bank of Nerdfighteria's semi-annual report, the last of which was a year and a half ago. — 00:00:01
  • 2018-11-08 · Let's Talk Money: The Bank of Nerdfighteria's Semi-Annual Report — announcement: John says this year (2018) every Pizzamas purchase supports the Foundation. — 00:00:51
  • 2018-11-08 · Let's Talk Money: The Bank of Nerdfighteria's Semi-Annual Report — ask: John reminds viewers that Pizzamas items are available for only one more day at DFTBA.com. — 00:00:54
  • 2018-11-08 · Let's Talk Money: The Bank of Nerdfighteria's Semi-Annual Report — announcement: John says more of the brothers' Nerdfighteria work is shifting to supporting charity: Pizzamas royalties go to the Foundation and proceeds of Life's Library, his book club with Rosianna, to Partners In Health. — 00:01:05
  • 2018-11-09 · I Don't Know What Work Is — Hank says every Pizzamas they commission and pay for art from great designers, and he pays people to write about science and educate people for free. — 00:02:40
  • 2018-11-09 · I Don't Know What Work Is — ask: Hank thanks everyone for Pizzamas and says it is closing, so Pizzamas products are at DFTBA.com. — 00:03:40
  • 2018-11-16 · Doing This Makes Me Happy, but Maybe it Doesn't' Seem that Way? — Hank: One respondent wanted Pizzamas merch without John's weird face on it; Hank understands and agrees it is a weird face. (playful) — 00:00:33

Also named in: The Looking for Alaska Thing

2019

  • 2019-02-22 · I Don't Want The Same Things Anymore — announcement: The description says that, because of how their accounting works, DFTBA profit going to Partners In Health extends back through the entire last year (2018). — video description
  • 2019-02-22 · I Don't Want The Same Things Anymore — announcement: Hank explains that DFTBA profit not going to Partners In Health is either held as an operating reserve or distributed to small minority owners who invested when the company needed it. — video description
  • 2019-02-22 · I Don't Want The Same Things Anymore — announcement: Hank: With big goals for maternal health in Liberia with Partners In Health, Hank says DFTBA will give the vast majority of its after-tax profit to PIH for that project, with more information soon. — 00:02:56
  • 2019-04-23 · untitled — ask: John: Life's Library has slots open for its new book, Isabel Allende's House of the Spirits; sign up at lifeslibrarybookclub.com, with all proceeds going to Partners In Health's work in Sierra Leone. — 00:02:26
  • 2019-10-11 · Your Life Will be Better After you Know About Frogmouths — announcement: Hank announces Pizzamas from October 28, when the brothers make videos every weekday as in 2007 and sell Pizza John products. — 00:02:54
  • 2019-10-11 · Your Life Will be Better After you Know About Frogmouths — announcement: Hank announces the Pizza John Halloween mask, sold before Pizzamas because it is needed before then, at DFTBA: the worst thing they've ever done, and he loves it. (playful) — 00:03:22
  • 2019-10-25 · Unscripted and Unhinged — announcement: Hank says, having not mentioned it on the channel, that DFTBA now gives all the profit distributions that would go to him and John to charity. — 00:00:29
  • 2019-10-25 · Unscripted and Unhinged — announcement: Hank says Pizzamas starts next week (week of 28 October 2019), when he and John go back to 2007 vlogbrothers and make videos every day, so he will see John on Monday. — 00:03:33
  • 2019-10-28 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!!! — John jokes that he might need to grow a mustache, and one appears on camera; he calls it terrible, worse for being subtle. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2019-10-28 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!!! — announcement: John announces Pizzamas, the most magical time of year in Nerdfighteria, when for two weeks they make weekday videos as in 2007. — 00:00:00
  • 2019-10-28 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!!! — John claims the mustache that inspired Pizzamas was the first mustache not to know whether it was ironic, now a widespread phenomenon. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2019-10-28 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!!! — The description thanks the Pizzamas artists and DFTBA, and Paul DeGeorge for making John laugh harder than at any other point in 2019. — video description
  • 2019-10-28 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!!! — announcement: John says Hank once made a video on Pizzamas' backstory; every year DFTBA.com commissions items themed on his mustachioed face, sold only during Pizzamas, which he unboxes unseen. — 00:00:29
  • 2019-10-28 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!!! — John says this is shaping up to be the best Pizzamas ever and the Pizza John shirts are now like high art. — 00:00:29
  • 2019-10-28 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!!! — John says nothing in 2019 has made him as happy as None Pizza with Left John, and calls Pizzamas beautiful and stupid. — 00:01:41
  • 2019-10-28 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!!! — announcement: John says they finally made a Pizzamas bandana, and puts it on. — 00:01:41
  • 2019-10-28 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!!! — ask: John says everything is available only during Pizzamas at DFTBA.com and urges viewers to go right now, admitting a false sense of urgency. (playful) — 00:02:09
  • 2019-10-28 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!!! — announcement: John presents a Pizzamas underground map whose stations are all different kinds of pizza. — 00:02:09
  • 2019-10-29 · The Truth about None Pizza with Left Beef — Hank cannot go outside to do a Pizzamas dance because of a blizzard, and forgot his maybe-favorite shirt at home. (playful) — 00:02:19
  • 2019-10-30 · this is a video about pineapples. — John is personally delivering Pizzamas merch to buyers who live in Indianapolis, for efficiency's sake. — 00:00:00
  • 2019-10-30 · this is a video about pineapples. — announcement: John says the pineapple-pizza opinion pins, like all the merch, are available only during Pizzamas at DFTBA.com. — 00:03:24
  • 2019-10-31 · Book News! — Hank's deadline was October 2nd and he missed it, then set himself an artificial deadline of Pizzamas. — 00:01:48
  • 2019-11-01 · On Looking Up to Your Little Brother — ask: John shows the Pizzamas sweatshirt and scarf, available only during Pizzamas, then reads his note about pretending supplies are limited. (playful) — 00:03:37
  • 2019-11-04 · This Cat Makes No Sense — announcement: Hank names Pallas's cat this month's (November 2019) Bizarre Beast and says the Bizarre Beasts pin club reopens until the end of Pizzamas, with a new beast's pin and info card every month. — 00:03:24
  • 2019-11-07 · I took a year off social media. Here's what happened. — John: What John misses most is promoting his work: the Partners In Health Sierra Leone fundraising is going amazingly, but he knows there would be more donors and Pizzamas shirt buyers if he posted. — 00:00:40
  • 2019-11-08 · Trolling Through John's YouTube History...GUESS WHAT I FOUND!? — announcement: Hank says it is the final day of Pizzamas and this year's (2019) products are only available during these weeks, so time is running out. — 00:00:00
  • 2019-11-08 · Trolling Through John's YouTube History...GUESS WHAT I FOUND!? — Hank recaps this Pizzamas: Left Beef, Good Cats, the Let It Snow premiere, and John going to people's houses. (playful) — 00:00:12
  • 2019-11-08 · Trolling Through John's YouTube History...GUESS WHAT I FOUND!? — ask: Hank says many Pizzamas products are at DFTBA.com through the end of the weekend and then never again, including all the designers' shirts. — 00:03:10
  • 2019-11-08 · Trolling Through John's YouTube History...GUESS WHAT I FOUND!? — announcement: Hank says all the profits from Pizzamas products are going to improve maternal health in Sierra Leone. — 00:03:40
  • 2019-11-08 · Trolling Through John's YouTube History...GUESS WHAT I FOUND!? — Hank thanks John for a wonderful Pizzamas and wishes him luck in his new vending machine business. (joke) — 00:03:45
  • 2019-12-10 · On Loneliness — John: Replying in a channel comment to a viewer who says one can hear the mustache, John laughs that it is still present. (playful) — video description

2020

Also named in: Something Important I've Never Talked About

2021

  • 2021-08-17 · Who Owns Nerdfighteria? — John says the brothers' share also seems high, because the money belongs to Nerdfighteria, not to them; that is why half goes to grants for educational creators and half to charity. — 00:02:26
  • 2021-08-17 · Who Owns Nerdfighteria? — John stresses the 'in part': the brothers can afford not to make money from Vlogbrothers and DFTBA only because they earn elsewhere, John from books and Hank from his many jobs. — 00:02:55
  • 2021-09-28 · 11 Great Books You Probably Haven't Read — announcement: John's bookshelves are disorganized and need recataloging, but there is no time because Pizzamas starts in six days. — 00:00:00
  • 2021-09-28 · 11 Great Books You Probably Haven't Read — announcement: The description teases that Pizzamas is coming, linking pizzamas.com. — video description
  • 2021-10-01 · A Lie I Heard this Week — Hank says that because John did that work, they have raised tens of millions of dollars for Partners In Health, and donors, Awesome Socks Club members, Pizzamas buyers and community members were all part of it. — 00:02:53
  • 2021-10-01 · A Lie I Heard this Week — announcement: Hank says Pizzamas starts Monday, when he and John make videos five days a week as they did in 2007; he is both excited and overwhelmed. — 00:03:15
  • 2021-10-01 · A Lie I Heard this Week — announcement: Hank announces Pizzamas text-message updates this year (2021), with sign-up linked in the description; subscribers get messages from him only during Pizzamas, and maybe special access to some stuff. — 00:03:24
  • 2021-10-01 · A Lie I Heard this Week — announcement: Hank commits to texting subscribers one pizza-themed dad joke every day of Pizzamas; he has a fair number but not all of them yet. — 00:03:37
  • 2021-10-04 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — announcement: In a channel comment John adds that all Pizzamas royalties and profits go to charities supporting stronger health care systems in communities with high maternal and child mortality. — creator comment
  • 2021-10-04 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — announcement: John announces that Pizzamas, in its tenth year, has begun: for the next two weeks he and Hank make weekday videos, as in 2007, to celebrate pizza, mustaches and e-commerce. — 00:00:04
  • 2021-10-04 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — announcement: John unboxes the Pizzamas 2021 goods, which are sold at pizzamas.com only for the next two weeks. — 00:00:18
  • 2021-10-04 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — announcement: John: All of the Pizzamas proceeds go to support stronger health care systems in impoverished communities. — 00:00:25
  • 2021-10-04 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — John, wearing his Pizzamas mustache, says it is hard to say anything serious with it. (playful) — 00:00:28
  • 2021-10-04 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — announcement: John: Some Pizzamas 2021 items are limited editions because few could be made: a Pizza John candle, a large blanket with the floral Pizza John, Puzzle John (a 1,000-piece jigsaw puzzle) and a tie-dye hoodie. — 00:00:36
  • 2021-10-04 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — ask: John: Since the blanket and the candle are limited editions, John tells viewers not to wait to buy them. — 00:00:55
  • 2021-10-04 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — announcement: John: Pizzamas 2021 also offers a Pizza John ice tray and a dice set. — 00:01:00
  • 2021-10-04 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — announcement: John: The Pizzamas 2021 t-shirts include a slightly goth design giving John a pizza third eye, a long-sleeve baseball jersey, 'old man yells at pizza', and a shirt imagining his heaven where pizza is picked like flowers. — 00:01:21
  • 2021-10-04 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — John tells Hank the Pizzamas designs just get better and better; he calls them actual works of art. — 00:01:25
  • 2021-10-04 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — John: After ten Pizzamases, John says, the inside jokes may be very hard for new viewers to parse; he adds that he has the face Pizza John is based on and doesn't get it either. (playful, hedged) — 00:01:44
  • 2021-10-04 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE! — announcement: John: Also at pizzamas.com: a 10th-anniversary Pizza John patch, Pizza John scratch-and-sniff stickers, a Pizza John winter hat, and a pin subscription whose board viewers fill with topping pins over six months. — 00:02:47
  • 2021-10-05 · Why the Heck am I on TikTok??? — Hank wishes John a happy Pizzamas and shows his shirt with little slices of pizza, John's face and the word pizza: a little warm, but perfect. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2021-10-05 · Why the Heck am I on TikTok??? — announcement: The description says Pizzamas products are on sale only during Pizzamas and never again, with all proceeds going to charity. — video description
  • 2021-10-05 · Why the Heck am I on TikTok??? — Hank also uses TikTok to promote the Awesome Socks Club and Pizzamas shirts, both of which help build the Maternal Center of Excellence in Sierra Leone. — 00:00:49
  • 2021-10-05 · Why the Heck am I on TikTok??? — Hank: Mid-sentence about Vlogbrothers, Hank is interrupted by music: 'why is there music playing?', the Pizzamas joke that leads into his dance break. (playful) — 00:03:01
  • 2021-10-06 · Searching for Betsy in Brazil — John: On the third day of Pizzamas, John drives to Brazil, Indiana, because someone there ordered Pizzamas items and he wants to partially fill the order himself. — 00:00:00
  • 2021-10-07 · We're Thinking About Facebook Wrong — announcement: Hank: Pizzamas products are available only during Pizzamas, for about another week, then never again; all profits support the community's work on health care in Sierra Leone. — 00:21:20
  • 2021-10-08 · On February 3rd, 2020, I Wrote a Video I Didn't Make. Here It Is. — announcement: John: As October 2021 John he wears a shirt available only during Pizzamas at pizzamas.com; as February 2020 John, a hoodie. (playful) — 00:00:22
  • 2021-10-08 · On February 3rd, 2020, I Wrote a Video I Didn't Make. Here It Is. — announcement: John says pizzamas.com remains the number one source for pizza-related meme apparel. (playful) — 00:03:44
  • 2021-10-11 · The Fastest Things in the Universe (Entirely According to Me) — announcement: Hank says Pizzamas is going fast: pizzamas.com has products available now that will never be available after this week (week of 11 October 2021). — 00:03:44
  • 2021-10-12 · Fine, I'll take the bait. — announcement: John says without the internet there would be no Pizzamas; the Pizzamas items, including his hoodie, are available only for a few more days at pizzamas.com, with all proceeds to charity. — 00:03:53
  • 2021-10-14 · Pizza Sized Johns or John Sized Pizza? It's Question Thursday — ask: John: Pizzamas is hurtling toward its end, so all the Pizzamas items, including John's t-shirt, are available only a couple more days at pizzamas.com. — 00:00:00
  • 2021-10-14 · Pizza Sized Johns or John Sized Pizza? It's Question Thursday — recommendation: John's favorite Pizzamas merch is the Pizza John zine in which people drew Pizza John from memory: it's magic. He also loves the blanket. — 00:00:00
  • 2021-10-14 · Pizza Sized Johns or John Sized Pizza? It's Question Thursday — John marvels at Pizzamas's longevity: how is a 10-year-old joke getting funnier? (playful) — 00:00:29
  • 2021-10-14 · Pizza Sized Johns or John Sized Pizza? It's Question Thursday — John signed up for Hank's daily Pizzamas pizza-joke texts; yesterday's (13 October 2021) taught him that Pink worked at Pizza Hut, the only fact he remembers learning all week. — 00:01:57
  • 2021-10-15 · What is Pizzamas? ...and a New Friend — announcement: Hank says Friday is his final day of Pizzamas; it went by far too fast, and he ends it with more video ideas than he started with. — 00:00:00
  • 2021-10-15 · What is Pizzamas? ...and a New Friend — Johnny Harris (quoted): Johnny Harris commented on Hank's last Pizzamas video that he has been a die-hard fan for a decade but still doesn't understand what Pizzamas is, and kind of loves that. — 00:00:58
  • 2021-10-15 · What is Pizzamas? ...and a New Friend — Hank loves that too: every year he knows a little less what Pizzamas is, which is perfect; it is confusing, low stakes and lovely. — 00:00:58
  • 2021-10-15 · What is Pizzamas? ...and a New Friend — Hank says Pizzamas, Vlogbrothers and Nerdfighteria fit no well-defined box and are unlike a normal YouTube community: hard to talk about, but it keeps them under the radar, which he likes. — 00:01:27
  • 2021-10-15 · What is Pizzamas? ...and a New Friend — Hank: Pizzamas used to be extra work for Hank; now it is less, a creative vacation in which he drops his other work and makes things. — 00:01:27
  • 2021-10-15 · What is Pizzamas? ...and a New Friend — Hank says that may be part of why they started donating all Pizzamas profit: not making money helps it not feel like work. (hedged) — 00:01:56
  • 2021-10-15 · What is Pizzamas? ...and a New Friend — announcement: Hank says they told text-message subscribers they would run discount codes during Pizzamas, then dropped the idea because it felt like punishing early buyers. — 00:02:26
  • 2021-10-15 · What is Pizzamas? ...and a New Friend — announcement: Hank: As a middle road, Hank presents the coupon code Nickelback, worth five cents off any order at pizzamas.com. (playful) — 00:02:26
  • 2021-10-15 · What is Pizzamas? ...and a New Friend — ask: Hank: In his last telling, Hank says the Pizzamas store stays open through the weekend, five cents off with Nickelback, all profit to charity, and nothing available again after Sunday. — 00:03:22
  • 2021-11-09 · Hank Green's Million Dollar Ideas — John says if the idea of 2D glasses could become 2D glasses, then a conference could become VidCon, an educational video company Complexly, and John with a mustache a t-shirt. — 00:01:46

2022

  • 2022-01-04 · After 15 Years on YouTube, THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING — announcement: John: With PIH's own fundraising and support from Life's Library and the Awesome Socks Club, ground has broken on the Maternal Center of Excellence. — 00:00:58
  • 2022-01-04 · After 15 Years on YouTube, THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING — announcement: John: They hope to raise another $4 million in that time, taking the project from $25 million to $31 million to support the Kayima clinic and expand the MCOE; some will come from Pizzamas. (hedged) — 00:08:00
  • 2022-09-13 · A Million Things at Once — announcement: John says Pizzamas is coming, which is why he has a mustache: two weeks each year of daily videos selling things with his mustache on them for charity. — 00:01:16
  • 2022-09-20 · Against Nihilism — announcement: The description says Pizzamas starts next week (week of 26 September 2022), when John's beard will finally be freed to do its essential work. — video description
  • 2022-09-20 · Against Nihilism — announcement: The description announces that on October 5 Hank and John will be together in person for their first show since March 2020, a small fundraiser called Pizzamas: After Dark. — video description
  • 2022-09-23 · The Real Difference Between YouTube and TikTok — announcement: Hank says he will see John on Monday because Pizzamas begins next week (week of 26 September 2022). — 00:03:44
  • 2022-09-26 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US — John says his mustache is back and not for the better: letting it grow longer this year (2022) did not help, it looks like it does every year. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2022-09-26 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US — announcement: John announces Pizzamas: two weeks when he and Hank make videos every weekday like in 2007 and sell items with John's mustache at pizzamas.com for charity. — 00:00:00
  • 2022-09-26 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US — John says the designs are all so good, not merely 'Pizzamas good' but actually good, except the Shrek one, which is Pizzamas good. (playful) — 00:00:58
  • 2022-09-26 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US — ask: John says everything is available only during this year's (2022) Pizzamas at pizzamas.com, with all proceeds supporting stronger health care systems in Sierra Leone. — 00:00:58
  • 2022-09-26 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US — announcement: John: Beyond the shirts there are Pizzamas fridge magnets, stickers of this year's (2022) designs, a car air freshener in 'new John smell', and a Pizza John water bottle. (playful) — 00:01:27
  • 2022-09-26 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US — John loves Pizzamas every year but might love this year's (2022) the most. (hedged) — 00:03:19
  • 2022-09-28 · How My Book Became a Hit with Elderly People — announcement: John: Breathless from a workout in his Pizza John football jersey, hand towel and water bottle, John says all of it is available only at Pizzamas.com for 12 more days. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2022-09-28 · How My Book Became a Hit with Elderly People — ask: John: Third lesson, John jokes: get all your Pizzamas stuff at Pizzamas.com before it's too late. — 00:03:22
  • 2022-09-29 · The Kony 2012 of Roads - Solar Freakin' Roadways — ask: In a comment, John teases Hank for forgetting to link pizzamas.com and urges viewers not to wait, since everything there is available only during this year's (2022) Pizzamas. — creator comment
  • 2022-09-30 · COMMIT TO THE BIT — ask: John says buying the Pizza John floor rug shows utter commitment to the bit; no one will question your commitment with it on your floor. (playful) — 00:02:36
  • 2022-10-03 · Let's Play Trombone Champ! — Hank says he loves Pizzamas because he gets to do things he would never normally do on the channel, like play Trombone Champ. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2022-10-03 · Let's Play Trombone Champ! — ask: The description tells viewers to get their Pizzamas gear at pizzamas.com, asking John if he is happy now. — video description
  • 2022-10-03 · Let's Play Trombone Champ! — Hank thanks Pizzamas, without which he would not have a chance to get this goofy. (playful) — 00:03:45
  • 2022-10-04 · Hank and John Reunited at Last — The description says that by a Pizzamas miracle Hank and John are reunited in Indianapolis and play a game called 'Got it!'. — video description
  • 2022-10-04 · Hank and John Reunited at Last — ask: John asks viewers to leave ideas in the comments for what they should do in their last three Pizzamas videos. — 00:03:00
  • 2022-10-04 · Hank and John Reunited at Last — ask: John urges viewers to get the Pizzamas shirt now: it will be gone forever, or at least until they make a throw blanket of it next year (2023). — 00:03:29
  • 2022-10-05 · Asking an AI Image Generator for Pizza Johns — ask: Hank, showing a Pizzamas item that Orin calls the tiniest statue in the world, says the world needs more access to health care, as in Sierra Leone, where all Pizzamas proceeds go, and the item is available only for a couple more days. — 00:00:00
  • 2022-10-05 · Asking an AI Image Generator for Pizza Johns — The description says the art at Pizzamas.com is by real human artists and all of it is much better than the AI images. — video description
  • 2022-10-05 · Asking an AI Image Generator for Pizza Johns — ask: John says Hank is not going to say it, so he will: pizzamas.com. (playful) — 00:03:49
  • 2022-10-06 · The Pizzamas Magic Is Almost Over… — announcement: John says it is the second-to-last day of Pizzamas. — 00:00:00
  • 2022-10-06 · The Pizzamas Magic Is Almost Over… — announcement: John shows his Pizza John Nalgene bottle, saved until near the end of Pizzamas. — 00:00:00
  • 2022-10-06 · The Pizzamas Magic Is Almost Over… — ask: John: Instead, John suggests Paul install the Pizza John bust in his home, from pizzamas.com. (playful) — 00:00:43
  • 2022-10-06 · The Pizzamas Magic Is Almost Over… — ask: John wishes everyone a happy Pizzamas and urges them to get Pizzamas soccer jerseys at pizzamas.com before they disappear forever. — 00:03:46
  • 2022-10-07 · Planets Don't Exist — ask: The description says Pizzamas stuff is available only through this weekend and then never again; a John comment adds that everything disappears on Sunday. — video description
  • 2022-10-07 · Planets Don't Exist — ask: Hank closes with a call to action: it is the last day of Pizzamas at pizzamas.com; pizza doesn't exist, but Pizzamas does. — 00:11:51
  • 2022-10-07 · Planets Don't Exist — Hank reveals the educational framing was a trick to get a long, chatty last-day Pizzamas video, which the description calls a loophole in their YouTube rules. (playful) — 00:11:51
  • 2022-10-11 · Most People Have Never Been 20 — John says Pizzamas raised over $130,000 toward better maternal and child health in impoverished communities. — 00:03:24
  • 2022-10-14 · The Surprise Revelation of NerdfArters — Hank runs through early prompts: DFTBA, Pizza John Yourself, Breezy Fall Day (a reference to his second novel), Just the Word Pelican, Surprise Fiddle Concert, Nerdfighteria and Pizzamas. — 00:00:58

Also named in: The Wildest Way it Could Possibly Have Gone - Our 16 Year Anniversary

2023

  • 2023-02-03 · My Mid-Afternoon Existential Crisis — announcement: Hank says a glitch in the subscription system that runs the Awesome Socks Club, the coffee club and Pizzamas may have emailed members that they will be skipped this month (February 2023); they won't be, and a fix is coming. — 00:00:21
  • 2023-09-22 · A Feeling I've Never Felt Before — announcement: Hank announces Pizzamas begins Monday; a new creator sensation is finding the Pizzamas app, with John's face, in the App Store. — 00:04:06
  • 2023-09-22 · A Feeling I've Never Felt Before — ask: Hank asks everyone to get the Pizzamas app on Apple and Android and turn on push notifications. — 00:04:23
  • 2023-09-22 · A Feeling I've Never Felt Before — announcement: Hank says app users get access to the Pizzamas store a couple of hours early, and a few items are limited in quantity. — 00:04:46
  • 2023-09-22 · A Feeling I've Never Felt Before — Hank reminds viewers that all Pizzamas profit goes to decreasing maternal and child mortality in Sierra Leone. — 00:04:56
  • 2023-09-25 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!! — announcement: The description says all Pizzamas proceeds go to support PIH's work, with an emphasis on tuberculosis treatment and diagnosis. — video description
  • 2023-09-25 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!! — recommendation: In a channel comment John recommends visiting pizzamas.com even without buying, to read Zoe's product descriptions, quoting the Pizza John Origins shirt text. — creator comment
  • 2023-09-25 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!! — John says he doesn't know how to change the vibe from the community lowering the price of life-saving tuberculosis tests to Pizzamas. — 00:00:07
  • 2023-09-25 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!! — John says during Pizzamas the brothers make videos back and forth every day as in 2007, celebrating the seven minutes in 2008 when he had a mustache. (playful) (slip of the tongue: 2008) — 00:00:13
  • 2023-09-25 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!! — John says all Pizzamas proceeds go to charity every year; this year (2023) the money is focused on tuberculosis, getting now-cheaper diagnostics and treatments to more people. — 00:00:34
  • 2023-09-25 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!! — ask: John says all the shirts and Pizzamas items are only available during Pizzamas, for the next two weeks, at Pizzamas.com or the new Pizzamas app. — 00:01:41
  • 2023-09-25 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!! — announcement: John lists more items: an oven mitt, a working Pizza John neon sign, stickers and bumper stickers, a pizza slicer, earrings and a stereogram poster. — 00:03:38
  • 2023-09-25 · PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!! — announcement: John says he will see Hank tomorrow for more Pizzamas and potentially Hank's first-ever mustache; something will happen with his facial hair. (hedged) — 00:04:14
  • 2023-09-26 · THE REVEAL — announcement: The description wishes everyone a happy Pizzamas and plugs the 'Johnough' shirts (the He's Just John shirt). — video description
  • 2023-09-26 · THE REVEAL — Hank says the DFTBA team worked for months to get ready for Pizzamas and pulled off things he doubted, like a Pizza John Chia Pet he thought could not be made. — 00:00:15
  • 2023-09-26 · THE REVEAL — Hank says his shaving has reached a classic Pizza John, the mustache running down for peak ridiculousness, but he will clean his up: that one is John's, so what is his? (playful) — 00:02:15
  • 2023-09-26 · THE REVEAL — Hank: Wearing his new mustache, Hank wishes John a happy Pizzamas from whoever the heck this guy is, saying he does not recognize himself. (playful) — 00:03:33
  • 2023-09-27 · John Goes ... to the UNITED NATIONS? — ask: The description and John's pinned comment ask viewers to get their Pizzamas at pizzamas.com. — video description
  • 2023-09-28 · What the Heck is the UN? — announcement: The description says Hank made this explainer out of curiosity on the second day of Pizzamas, and that Pizzamas continues. — video description
  • 2023-09-29 · Like Apocalyptic Horsemen — announcement: John calls the Cheez-A-John, a terracotta planter of his head, the weirdest thing ever to happen to him: chia seeds grow his hair, or it holds any plant. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2023-09-29 · Like Apocalyptic Horsemen — ask: John says the planter is available only during Pizzamas and only at pizzamas.com, along with a very soft blanket. — 00:00:29
  • 2023-09-29 · Like Apocalyptic Horsemen — John recalls that five months ago the brothers discussed on the phone whether to cancel Pizzamas; some items were already ordered, so they could not. — 00:00:58
  • 2023-09-29 · Like Apocalyptic Horsemen — John says the family is concerned that Hank hinted his mustache might become permanent, and insists it should only be a Pizzamas mustache. (playful) — 00:01:27
  • 2023-09-29 · Like Apocalyptic Horsemen — John: As exhibit B, John cites the great goatee debacle of 2011: since it aged so poorly, a post-Pizzamas mustache might too, so it has to end with Pizzamas. (playful) — 00:02:14
  • 2023-09-29 · Like Apocalyptic Horsemen — John says Pizzamas reminds him how distant he is from his 2007 self, who somehow made videos every other weekday for a year; his life was very different then. — 00:02:14
  • 2023-09-30 · An Incredible Update — ask: John reminds viewers that everything at Pizzamas.com disappears at the end of Pizzamas. — 00:00:00
  • 2023-09-30 · An Incredible Update — announcement: John says that in the long history of Pizzamas he has never made an extra Pizzamas video, but makes an exception for an extraordinary update. — 00:00:14
  • 2023-09-30 · An Incredible Update — John calls the news a wondrous Pizzamas gift from J&J with perfect timing, since this year (2023) all Pizzamas profits support better tuberculosis care in the developing world. — 00:02:55
  • 2023-10-02 · The Hottest Place and the Coldest Place in the Universe are the SAME PLACE — ask: Hank shows a Pizzamas shirt and says the shirts are available only until the end of this week (week of 2 October 2023). — 00:00:00
  • 2023-10-02 · The Hottest Place and the Coldest Place in the Universe are the SAME PLACE — ask: Hank says Pizzamas products are available now at pizzamas.com or the Pizzamas app, and the shirts only this week (week of 2 October 2023), never again. — 00:05:53
  • 2023-10-03 · Nourished by Leaving — ask: John says it is the last week of Pizzamas, with only a few days left to get Pizzamas t-shirts, a snuggly blanket and a color-changing mug at pizzamas.com. — 00:00:00
  • 2023-10-03 · Nourished by Leaving — In a channel comment John says he likes doing premieres during Pizzamas because they give conversational time, everyone doing something together. — creator comment
  • 2023-10-03 · Nourished by Leaving — announcement: John announces new Pizzamas discount bundles, including the Cozy Bundle: the blanket and the mug for $30 off. — 00:00:13
  • 2023-10-04 · A Messy and Unhinged Introduction to Geoengineering — ask: Hank plugs today's Pizzamas special, the 'It is False to Suggest' bundle pairing the Pizzamas hot sauce with a second US-only product, with mock disclaimers against smothering its tiny seedlings in the sauce and nibbling them. — 00:14:10
  • 2023-10-05 · America's Second Favorite Fourth Tier English Soccer Team — announcement: John says the greatest ever Pizzamas, at least in shirt sales, is about to end, and tomorrow (6 October 2023) marks the end of the weekday daily videos. — 00:00:01
  • 2023-10-05 · America's Second Favorite Fourth Tier English Soccer Team — ask: John says the Pizzamas shirt and other items at pizzamas.com are available only for the next couple of days. — 00:00:11
  • 2023-10-05 · America's Second Favorite Fourth Tier English Soccer Team — John says he loves Pizzamas and thanks Hank for coming up with this weird idea. — 00:04:36
  • 2023-10-06 · I Quit — Hank says Pizzamas is a challenge: the brothers have more demands on their time than in 2007, and he always tries one or two ambitious Pizzamas videos. — 00:00:00
  • 2023-10-06 · I Quit — In a channel comment Hank says they actually sold out of the rugs. — creator comment
  • 2023-10-06 · I Quit — Hank says he told Katherine this was his last Pizzamas video so he could shave his mustache, and she said he didn't have to. (playful) — 00:07:20
  • 2023-10-06 · I Quit — announcement: Hank says they over-ordered some Pizzamas items, as every year, and with LJ solving problems they have steeply discounted the rug (now $50), Chizza John, the earrings and the oven mitt. — 00:08:28
  • 2023-10-06 · I Quit — ask: Hank offers the code HANKSENTME for an extra $5 off the discounted items, for those who want to commit to the bit; this year's (2023) Pizza John shirts are available only a couple more days. — 00:08:28

2024

  • 2024-01-16 · The Bank of Nerdfighteria — John: Most of the money still comes from the Awesome Socks Club, but coffee and soap are growing, and Pizzamas grew last year (2023) too. — 00:01:31
  • 2024-09-06 · I feel like I can't talk about this… — announcement: Hank announces that Pizzamas starts on the 23rd. — 00:01:27
  • 2024-09-20 · Do I Regret TikTok? — ask: Hank asks viewers to download the Pizzamas app (linked in the description) to get his terrible dad jokes every day of Pizzamas. — 00:08:15
  • 2024-09-20 · Do I Regret TikTok? — announcement: Hank says it took him a while to gather all the dad jokes, which really are terrible, and that Pizzamas begins on Monday. — 00:08:15
  • 2024-09-23 · IT'S HERE! — announcement: John announces Pizzamas: for two weeks the brothers make weekday videos back and forth as in 2007 and sell merch with John's mustachioed face for charity. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2024-09-23 · IT'S HERE! — announcement: John says this year's (2024) Pizzamas items are available only during this year's (2024) Pizzamas. — 00:00:20
  • 2024-09-23 · IT'S HERE! — announcement: John lists more Pizzamas items: an oversized sweatshirt-blanket, a Pizza John Magic 8-Ball, a Pizza John blanket and a Pizza John chef's apron. — 00:00:29
  • 2024-09-23 · IT'S HERE! — announcement: John: A wooden Pizza John dice holder with Pizza John dice (a 20 rolls a Pizza John) comes with the Pizzamas one-shot, a Pizzamas role-playing game also sold on its own. — 00:01:17
  • 2024-09-23 · IT'S HERE! — John reads the game's intro: Pizzamas is an age-old holiday of togetherness, and seeing Pizza John's startled face in the grease of empty boxes is an omen of good fortune. (playful) — 00:01:30
  • 2024-09-23 · IT'S HERE! — announcement: John says all the money made at pizzamas.com this Pizzamas goes to Partners In Health; keeping it would be morally repugnant. — 00:01:46
  • 2024-09-23 · IT'S HERE! — announcement: John shows this year's (2024) t-shirts: him saying hello from his Pizzamas abode, a 'pizza fall' shirt after brat summer, a cowboy lassoing a pizza, and 'Pizza John made fresh'. (playful) — 00:02:16
  • 2024-09-23 · IT'S HERE! — John says he has been needing Pizzamas because he needs stupid, silly things, and this is the stupidest and silliest. — 00:03:19
  • 2024-09-23 · IT'S HERE! — ask: John points viewers to buy the Pizzamas items at pizzamas.com or in the Pizzamas app, linked in the doobly-doo. — 00:03:48
  • 2024-09-24 · The Forgotten Viral Video that Could Never be Made Today — announcement: Hank says the Pizzamas items closest to selling out are the apron, the Magic 8-Ball, the dice set and the blanket hoodie. — 00:06:48
  • 2024-09-24 · The Forgotten Viral Video that Could Never be Made Today — ask: Hank points viewers to get all the Pizzamas items at pizzamas.com or in the Pizzamas app. — 00:06:48
  • 2024-09-24 · The Forgotten Viral Video that Could Never be Made Today — announcement: Hank says he sends a bad dad joke through the app every day of Pizzamas; viewers have already missed some, and earlier years' jokes are there too. (playful) — 00:06:48
  • 2024-09-25 · You have no chance to survive make your time. — ask: The description tells viewers to get their Pizzamas at pizzamas.com. — video description
  • 2024-09-25 · You have no chance to survive make your time. — John: As Hank pointed out, meme culture 25 years ago was vastly different: the internet was mostly text, static images and GIFs, while today asking for Pizzamas memes brings a cornucopia. — 00:01:22
  • 2024-09-25 · You have no chance to survive make your time. — John: Weird, decade-spanning collaborative online projects are John's jam, so Pizzamas, an annual fever dream of too many videos and merch for charity, is his ultimate jam. (playful) — 00:04:48
  • 2024-09-27 · Is It 2010? IT'S A PARTS VIDEO — announcement: John says the Pizzamas aprons sold out but are back in stock for a moment and will probably sell out again in a couple of days. (hedged) — 00:02:20
  • 2024-09-27 · Is It 2010? IT'S A PARTS VIDEO — ask: John reminds viewers that the reversible bucket hat, the t-shirt and all Pizzamas merch are only available during this year's (2024) Pizzamas at pizzamas.com. — 00:02:30
  • 2024-09-27 · Is It 2010? IT'S A PARTS VIDEO — announcement: John says the dice case, magic eight ball and blanket hoodie have already sold out, apologizing that they didn't order enough. — 00:02:45
  • 2024-09-27 · Is It 2010? IT'S A PARTS VIDEO — recommendation: John's favourite available item is the hot sauce subscription, four bottles through the year, which he calls epic and a pretty good deal. — 00:02:55
  • 2024-09-30 · Put a little bit of cinnamon in it — Hank went to a very secret Pizzamas pizza party with nerdfighters, some invited and some who happened to be at the same restaurant; it was great. — 00:03:10
  • 2024-09-30 · Put a little bit of cinnamon in it — Hank: Many people wore shirts from past Pizzamases; Hank was the only one in this year's (2024). — 00:03:45
  • 2024-09-30 · Put a little bit of cinnamon in it — ask: Hank says this year's (2024) Pizzamas shirts are only available during this Pizzamas and points viewers to pizzamas.com or the Pizzamas app. — 00:03:50
  • 2024-10-01 · On Fame and Chappell Roan — John opens with an image of his mustachioed face as Chappell Roan, who he says has been publicly struggling with fame lately. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2024-10-01 · On Fame and Chappell Roan — John says he can use fame to connect with people and make their days better, and even to do silly and wondrous things like Pizzamas. — 00:04:44
  • 2024-10-01 · On Fame and Chappell Roan — ask: John: Noting that the end of Pizzamas is nearly upon them (with a playful twist on a line by "the poet"), John asks viewers to get Pizzamas items at pizzamas.com while still available. — 00:05:13
  • 2024-10-03 · Broadly in Favor of Humans — ask: The description notes that Pizzamas, and with it the Pizzamas merch at pizzamas.com, is ending. — video description
  • 2024-10-04 · Trees are Destroying the Earth (Again) — Hank thanks John for a wonderful Pizzamas and says, as always, 100% of Pizzamas profit is donated to help Partners In Health build health systems where most needed. — 00:05:05
  • 2024-10-04 · Trees are Destroying the Earth (Again) — ask: Hank tells viewers that today through the weekend is the last time to get Pizzamas stuff. — 00:05:14
  • 2024-10-04 · Trees are Destroying the Earth (Again) — announcement: Hank: To clear undersold warehouse inventory, the leftover sale discounts the lunchbox, blanket, pimple patches, tattoos, clog charms, BRAT shirts and past years' items; the blanket comes with a free Pizza John print. — 00:05:21
  • 2024-10-08 · Hank Steals John's Cells — Hank notes that his Pizzamas video ended with 'I'll see you tomorrow' and this time it was literally true, since the brothers are together. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2024-11-05 · Why Do I Still Make YouTube Videos? — John goes on mostly from obligation to and love of Nerdfighteria: he enjoys less making videos than what they make, Nerdfighteria, from TB activism to Pizzamas memes to marriages. — 00:04:52

2025

  • 2025-01-24 · Am I OK? — Hank says half the money from this channel supports up-and-coming online educators and the other half goes to Partners In Health. — 00:05:55
  • 2025-09-23 · Why Can't I Take My Meds? — announcement: John: In a later channel comment John notes that Pizzamas starts on Monday. — creator comment
  • 2025-09-26 · I've Not Been Doing Well — announcement: Hank tells John that Pizzamas need not be delayed for his rest: he is really looking forward to it. — 00:06:45
  • 2025-09-26 · I've Not Been Doing Well — Hank calls Pizzamas the weirdest vacation, work nostalgia: a simpler era of work when he can clear his schedule and be 2007 Hank. — 00:06:45
  • 2025-09-26 · I've Not Been Doing Well — Hank has the idea, just now, of deleting other social media from his phone for the two weeks of Pizzamas. (hedged) — 00:07:14
  • 2025-09-29 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US! — announcement: John announces Pizzamas: for the next two weeks the brothers make weekday videos back and forth as in 2007, celebrating brotherly love, joy and charitable e-commerce. — 00:00:00
  • 2025-09-29 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US! — John says he did not grow a pizza mustache this year (2025) because he made a call to stay married. (playful) — 00:01:03
  • 2025-09-29 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US! — John reveals his Views shirt, a Hawaiian shirt he wears when he wants views because it looks cool and fits well, and that it has been turned into a Pizzamas shirt. (playful) — 00:01:26
  • 2025-09-29 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US! — ask: John says all the merch is available only at Pizzamas.com during this year's (2025) Pizzamas, the next two weeks, then disappears forever, as there is a different Pizzamas every year. — 00:02:32
  • 2025-09-29 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US! — announcement: John shows a puffy Pizzamas bag, a Pizza John 'Nunu' backpack or keychain charm (not a Labubu) and a camo hat that says pizza. — 00:02:32
  • 2025-09-29 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US! — announcement: John shows a Pizzamas D&D Dungeon Master screen that goes with the Pizzamas RPG, a digital download this year (2025). — 00:03:18
  • 2025-09-29 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US! — John says this might be his favorite Pizzamas year ever. (hedged) — 00:03:18
  • 2025-09-29 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US! — announcement: John shows a subtler item, a Pizza John cutting board made in Montana, plus a Pizzamas fidget and the Pizza John Forever Coloring Book. — 00:04:01
  • 2025-09-29 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US! — John: Welcoming new Nerdfighters at their first Pizzamas, John says he has no idea how his briefly having a mustache in 2008 led to all this. (playful) — 00:04:31
  • 2025-09-29 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US! — John says they donate 100% of their Pizzamas proceeds to Partners In Health. — 00:04:31
  • 2025-09-29 · PIZZAMAS IS UPON US! — John notes that Pizzamas lets him say words he used to say a lot but now rarely does: he will see Hank tomorrow. (playful) — 00:05:00
  • 2025-09-30 · WHO ARE WE AND WHAT ARE WE DOING — Hank says the community constructing itself means weird inside jokes and shared projects, like donating Pizzamas money to help build and fund a hospital in Sierra Leone. — 00:02:40
  • 2025-09-30 · WHO ARE WE AND WHAT ARE WE DOING — ask: Hank thanks the Pizzamas designers for this year's (2025) shirts, available only for the next two weeks and then never again. — 00:07:52
  • 2025-09-30 · WHO ARE WE AND WHAT ARE WE DOING — announcement: Hank says that if viewers download the Pizzamas app, he will send them a pizza-related dad joke every day during Pizzamas. — 00:08:08
  • 2025-09-30 · WHO ARE WE AND WHAT ARE WE DOING — ask: Hank asks viewers to download the Pizzamas app on iPhone or Android, or get everything at pizzamas.com, linked in the description. — 00:08:25
  • 2025-10-01 · Real Reasons for Hope — ask: John praises the Pizzamas shirts, available only for the next 10 days at pizzamas.com. — 00:00:00
  • 2025-10-01 · Real Reasons for Hope — announcement: John plugs the 2025 Pizzamas pin subscription: monthly bookplates featuring John and his mustache as a different literary character each month, beginning with Frankenstein. — 00:02:26
  • 2025-10-01 · Real Reasons for Hope — ask: John says the subscription is the only way to get Pizzamas all year round. — 00:02:55
  • 2025-10-01 · Real Reasons for Hope — John tells viewers who bought a Pizzamas shirt, donated monthly to Partners In Health or encouraged others to care about maternal mortality that they played a role in this story. — 00:03:53
  • 2025-10-03 · Is It Time to Retire? — ask: John says Pizzamas rolls on, with only one week left to get Pizzamas stuff at pizzamas.com. — 00:00:00
  • 2025-10-03 · Is It Time to Retire? — John finds it hard to imagine a world without Pizzamas or the Project for Awesome, but that world will eventually exist. — 00:02:51
  • 2025-10-06 · The Web is Going to Die — The description calls the video a traditional Thoughts From Places video made during a traditional 2007 schedule, leaning into nostalgia, and points to pizzamas.com. — video description
  • 2025-10-06 · The Web is Going to Die — announcement: Hank notes it is the second and final week of Pizzamas. — 00:04:52
  • 2025-10-06 · The Web is Going to Die — Hank hopes viewers have enjoyed his Pizzamas dad jokes; he thought one might be a little controversial but has heard nothing so far. (playful) — 00:04:52
  • 2025-10-06 · The Web is Going to Die — ask: Hank says the old dad jokes can be read inside the Pizzamas app, which viewers can still download. — 00:04:52
  • 2025-10-06 · The Web is Going to Die — ask: Hank says less than a week is left to get Pizzamas products, including a puffy coat lunchbox, the first cut-and-sew Pizzamas button-down and a Pizzamas hair claw. — 00:04:52
  • 2025-10-07 · Luck vs. Work vs. Skill vs. Privilege — ask: John says there is great new stuff at pizzamas.com, including a DM screen at 20% off today only. — 00:00:00
  • 2025-10-07 · Luck vs. Work vs. Skill vs. Privilege — ask: In a channel comment John offers 11% off anything at pizzamas.com with code pizza, and 12% off with code pizzzza for clicking read more. — creator comment
  • 2025-10-07 · Luck vs. Work vs. Skill vs. Privilege — John jokes that he doesn't deserve to have people buy a Pizzamas keychain featuring his mustachioed face as a cat, available only for the next few days. (playful) — 00:05:16
  • 2025-10-08 · Being Alive — announcement: Hank says only two days of Pizzamas are left. — 00:03:46
  • 2025-10-08 · Being Alive — announcement: Hank says there will probably be discounts near the end of Pizzamas, when they find out which products were overordered; future Hank will announce them. (hedged) — 00:03:46
  • 2025-10-08 · Being Alive — announcement: Hank: In a later insert Hank says Pizzamas is running 24-hour flash sales, one item at a time, with more to come on items he does not yet know. — 00:04:16
  • 2025-10-09 · I Like Being Alive — announcement: John says Pizzamas has almost come to an end and its merch is available only until this weekend. — 00:00:00
  • 2025-10-09 · I Like Being Alive — John says he will miss Pizzamas desperately but needs to go back to having a real life. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2025-10-09 · I Like Being Alive — John says these questions shape real choices: stay home with family or go to a conference; raise the most money for PIH through Pizzamas, or do good by lobbying Congress or talking about what he cares about. — 00:01:59
  • 2025-10-10 · Maybe This is My Problem — Hank says this Pizzamas has had Thoughts from Places, walks in the woods and Song Wednesdays, and now a traditional unscripted airport vlog. — 00:00:00
  • 2025-10-10 · Maybe This is My Problem — Hank says that, unlike some Pizzamases, this one has had a theme: broadly, the open realization and discussion of what to do about the internet. — 00:01:16
  • 2025-10-10 · Maybe This is My Problem — recommendation: Hank suggests one radical act of taking back attention might be getting Kathleen DeVere's Pizzamas one-shot and gathering people for collaborative storytelling, a resistance against the attention of oligarchs. (playful, hedged) — 00:05:45
  • 2025-10-10 · Maybe This is My Problem — announcement: Hank says all the Pizzamas items are available only until the end of the weekend, at the Pizzamas site, and this is the last time he will mention it. — 00:05:45

2026

  • 2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff! — John grew the mustache for the P4A but not Pizzamas because he planned poorly for Pizzamas and did not want a thin mustache. — 01:22:47
  • 2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff! — announcement: John says that for a $3,000 donation the creator of the Pizzamas role-playing game will host a one-shot with the donor. — 02:05:01
  • 2026-02-15 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 5! — announcement: John: A big-donor perk still left is Pizzamas the Second Slice: a donor and three friends get the RPG and a four-to-five-hour session run online by its author, Kathleen DeVere, unless they can get to Victoria, British Columbia. — 03:18:34
  • 2026-09-15 · YouTube Says This Video Has 683,183 Views, It Actually Has 312,584 — John says YouTube's interest has always been co-creation between creators and audience: Nerdfighteria would be far less interesting without Sneezing Isn't Normal, Pizzamas and TB Fighters, which came more from the community. — 00:03:53
  • 2026-09-18 · John was Wrong about YouTube Views — Hank says views may suit brand deals, but Vlogbrothers does none: they make things with people, such as artists' Pizzamas shirts whose money goes to Partners In Health. — 00:08:15
  • 2026-09-28 · Death. Taxes. Pizzamas. — John announces Pizzamas: for two weeks the brothers make videos back and forth like in 2007, even on tour, a celebration of love, pizza and e-commerce for charity. — 00:00:00
  • 2026-09-28 · Death. Taxes. Pizzamas. — John says his mustache can only mean one thing: it is Pizzamas. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2026-09-28 · Death. Taxes. Pizzamas. — announcement: John begins the reveal of this year's (2026) Pizzamas items with a Pizza John mug and a hat he likes enough to wear for the rest of the video. — 00:00:30
  • 2026-09-28 · Death. Taxes. Pizzamas. — announcement: John shows a bandana for pets and one for humans, a sticker set, and a Western-themed Pizzamas bolo tie he will learn to wear. — 00:01:04
  • 2026-09-28 · Death. Taxes. Pizzamas. — John does not know how the DFTBA team makes Pizzamas better every year, but they do, and he is grateful. — 00:01:04
  • 2026-09-28 · Death. Taxes. Pizzamas. — announcement: John shows a Pizzamas pencil pack, which he jokes he will use on the road as a toothbrush holder, plus pencils and a sticky pad. (playful) — 00:01:04
  • 2026-09-28 · Death. Taxes. Pizzamas. — John says this year's (2026) shirts are super comfortable, the kind you would wear every day that happen to be Pizzamas shirts. — 00:02:14
  • 2026-09-28 · Death. Taxes. Pizzamas. — John says no one is paying him to praise the shirts, because 100% of the Pizzamas royalties go to support Partners In Health. — 00:02:14
  • 2026-09-28 · Death. Taxes. Pizzamas. — John says this Pizzamas feels especially magic; doing it through 25 airports in the next 23 days will be exhausting but worth it. — 00:03:48
  • 2026-09-28 · Death. Taxes. Pizzamas. — ask: John says all the merch is available only during this year's (2026) Pizzamas at pizzamas.com; anyone who doesn't get it in the next two weeks will live without it. — 00:03:48
  • 2026-09-29 · Pretend You Don't Know This — ask: The description says Pizzamas is on for only two more weeks, both the videos and the merch at pizzamas.com. — video description
  • 2026-09-29 · Pretend You Don't Know This — Hank recalls they decided to upload a video every weekday of 2007 and relive that for two weeks every year in Pizzamas, not near Christmas and loosely based on pizza. — 00:01:30
  • 2026-09-29 · Pretend You Don't Know This — Hank says Pizzamas rests on a Nerdfighteria bit about John having a mustache for 20 minutes in 2008, and in 2026 they are still doing it. (playful) (slip of the tongue: 2008) — 00:01:45
  • 2026-09-29 · Pretend You Don't Know This — announcement: Hank says he basically made an extra Pizzamas video this Pizzamas, though he already has to make a bunch of them. (playful) — 00:04:21
  • 2026-09-30 · The Point of Life — ask: The description asks viewers to get their Pizzamas at pizzamas.com. — video description
  • 2026-09-30 · The Point of Life — John imagines a world without the MolaCult Pizzamas T-shirt because its artist found making it too uncomfortable: no, you have to do it anyway. (playful) — 00:03:28
  • 2026-09-30 · The Point of Life — John says what is interesting is not the project but what built up around it, from Pizzamas to the Maternal Center of Excellence, because Nerdfighteria commits to bits better than almost any online community. — 00:04:30
  • 2026-10-01 · Are We Still YouTubers? — ask: The description points viewers to Pizzamas at pizzamas.com. — video description
  • 2026-10-02 · the most powerful attention-consuming tools in the history of the world — ask: The description asks viewers to get their Pizzamas at pizzamas.com, noting that all the value Pizzamas captures goes to Partners In Health. — video description
  • 2026-10-02 · the most powerful attention-consuming tools in the history of the world — John: Pizzamas rolls on; John is in his 13th different hotel room in 15 days and feels reasonably disoriented; the description says he is on a five-hour drive to his next tour stop. — 00:00:01
  • 2026-10-05 · Why Are We So Bad at Executing People? — Hank says he waffled on making this video because Pizzamas is a time for good times, but the brothers have always made things they think are helpful and care about. — 00:00:00
  • 2026-10-06 · Make Your Art. — ask: In a channel comment John says other events have kept him from praising the extraordinary quality of this year's (2026) Pizzamas goods, and asks viewers to get their Pizzamas. — creator comment
  • 2026-10-07 · The 5 Meanest Things We've Named a Species — ask: Hank reminds viewers that only three days of Pizzamas are left to get something from this year's (2026) Pizzamas offerings. — 00:03:36
  • 2026-10-07 · The 5 Meanest Things We've Named a Species — announcement: Hank announces that Pizzamas has officially broken even, so every further purchase adds to what goes to Partners In Health. — 00:03:36
  • 2026-10-07 · The 5 Meanest Things We've Named a Species — announcement: Hank reveals secret Pizzamas discounts live all along: tiered discounts on multiple artist shirts, half off the sticker sheet, and bundle discounts on the digital TTRPG and the lounge set. — 00:03:36
  • 2026-10-07 · The 5 Meanest Things We've Named a Species — announcement: Hank won't show the Pizzamas jean jacket because it is almost sold out and no more can be made. — 00:03:36
  • 2026-10-07 · The 5 Meanest Things We've Named a Species — recommendation: Hank praises the Pizzamas lounge set, perhaps his top pick this year (2026): hood liner, pizza-embossed aglets, off-white colour, stitched text, very soft and intentional, 'actually fashion'. — 00:04:35
  • 2026-10-08 · The Test of a First Rate Intelligence — announcement: John shows his Pizzamas hoodie, which made it into the meager supplies of the carry-on suitcase he has lived out of for almost a month: it has "pizza" on the aglets and Pizza Johns inside the hood; he praises DFTBA for committing to the weirdest bit. — 00:00:59
  • 2026-10-08 · The Test of a First Rate Intelligence — ask: John asks viewers to get Pizzamas items at pizzamas.com, available only for the next few days; all proceeds go to Partners In Health. — 00:01:28
  • 2026-10-08 · The Test of a First Rate Intelligence — John wants to lie in bed in Pizzamas loungewear for two days but also wants to perform tonight in Tucson: wanting competing things is a hallmark of human experience. — 00:01:28
  • 2026-10-08 · The Test of a First Rate Intelligence — John admits this has not been a particularly funny Pizzamas or an easy one on the road, but it has been quite joyful; he wishes Happy Pizzamas one last time. — 00:04:23
  • 2026-10-09 · The Productivity Lie — Hank: In a comment the next day, Hank says the Everything We Have Too Much Of Bundle sold out very fast. — creator comment
  • 2026-10-09 · The Productivity Lie — announcement: Hank: On the final day of Pizzamas, Hank announces a new Everything We Have Too Much Of Bundle of the slower-selling items, sold at cost; he thinks there are about 200. — 00:00:16
  • 2026-10-09 · The Productivity Lie — Hank says Pizzamas is profitable overall, since the best sellers outpaced the slow ones, so everything sold now is effectively profit. — 00:00:31
  • 2026-10-09 · The Productivity Lie — Hank: After Pizzamas ends Hank is flying to San Diego to see John at Sunday's Hollywood, Ending tour stop. — 00:00:44
  • 2026-10-09 · The Productivity Lie — Hank tells John he has done great: the touring, flying, press and podcast recordings alongside Pizzamas these past weeks are very impressive. — 00:00:51
  • 2026-10-09 · The Productivity Lie — Hank made two full weeks of pizza-themed 4x3 puzzles for Pizzamas and hopes people enjoyed them; today's was hard. — 00:01:34
  • 2026-10-09 · The Productivity Lie — Hank says Pizzamas pays artists and product designers to make amazing pizza stuff, available for the last time, with the profit donated to Partners In Health. — 00:08:58
  • 2026-10-09 · The Productivity Lie — Hank produces things not because productivity matters to him but because Pizzamas, Nerdfighteria, John, cancer treatment, Crash Course, SciShow, 4x3 and the media environment do. — 00:09:38
  • 2026-10-09 · The Productivity Lie — ask: Hank tells viewers it is their last chance at Pizzamas: the sales are live, the weird things may not all sell out, and you have to take risks. — 00:12:27
  • 2026-10-16 · Is Happiness the Goal? — Hank: Pizzamas 2017 ran at the same time as the Turtles tour; stopping at an almond orchard, the brothers decided they had time to edit a whole music video there. — 00:00:00