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2007

2007-01-02 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 2nd — John says his wife Sarah does not wish to take part; like the Yeti she will feature in many stories but will rarely be seen. (playful) — 00:00:37
2007-01-03 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 3rd — Hank: Through the list Hank confesses he spilled beer on his wife's MacBook, which would not boot, nearly ruining the project, until reinstalling the battery worked; he hadn't told her. (playful) — 00:01:21
2007-01-08 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 8, 2007 — John breaks off with 'That was the Yeti!' and then asks whether he is funny or trying too hard; per the description he is talking to the Yeti (Sarah) and edited out her answers. (playful) — 00:00:58
2007-01-11 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 11th — ask: Hank asks John or viewers what to do with business cards he had printed online for Detroit, which did not come out like his Kinko's sample. (hedged) — 00:01:43
2007-01-12 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 12, 2007 — John offers ideas for Hank's misprinted business cards: make Katherine a dress with a hole punch and dental floss, eat them while discussing Kenya, write tiny wedding thank-you notes, wallpaper his dollhouse. (playful) — 00:00:14
2007-01-15 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 15th — Hank thanks viewers for the number and quality of misprinted business card utilization ideas and says he will discuss them on Wednesday. — 00:03:02
2007-01-16 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 16, 2007 — ask: John asks Hank to mail him about five of the misprinted EcoGeek business cards, getting his address from their parents. — 00:02:37
2007-01-17 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 17th — Hank greets Maureen Johnson and E. Lockhart and wonders whether that Maureen is the one who told him to build a house out of his misprinted business cards; if so, he has a surprise for her. (playful, unsure) — 00:00:10
2007-01-17 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 17th — Hank: Taking up Maureen's suggestion from the comments to build a house out of his misprinted business cards, Hank, who didn't know how, researched card houses on the internet. — 00:00:38
2007-01-17 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 17th — Hank calls the finished first story an excellent misprinted business card utilization idea, since he now knows how to stack cards and hopes viewers do too; he then tries to add another story. — 00:02:05
2007-01-19 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 19th — Hank says that every year around this time he sends a survey to all his friends and family, who answer it, and he then puts the answers online. — 00:00:34
2007-01-19 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 19th — Hank: Since the survey is text-based he can't send it to John, but refusing to break the tradition, Hank gives it in video form, skipping questions 1 to 6, which are unchanged and whose answers he already knows. — 00:00:34
2007-01-19 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 19th — ask: Hank's questions for John include how long he has known Hank and Katherine, what he wants from them, what he is doing, why, and for how long, what he wants to be doing, what's next, and the best book he read this year (2007). — 00:01:03
2007-01-19 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 19th — ask: Hank: Later questions turn whimsical: how humans will go extinct, feelings about kids these days, what Ambrozzo tastes like, which cliché he would be, invisibility or time travel, what's wrong with the world; the last asks to post the survey online. (playful) — 00:02:05
2007-01-22 · Brotherhood 2.0, January 22, 2007 — announcement: John says he planned to start the survey today but it will have to wait until Wednesday (24 January 2007). — 00:00:12
2007-01-22 · Brotherhood 2.0, January 22, 2007 — John shows footage Sarah started filming shortly after the call, promising the voice of 'the yeti'; it records exclamations of disbelief and thanks. (playful) — 00:00:52
2007-01-23 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 23rd — Hank congratulates John on his Printz nomination and toasts the award, An Abundance of Katherines, and Katherine herself, sitting nearby and waving, then 'silver medals', teasing that it falls short of last time. (playful) — 00:00:03
2007-01-24 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 24, 2007 — John: Answering the survey, John says he has known Hank since Hank was born and Katherine since, he believes, 1999. (hedged) — 00:00:00
2007-01-24 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 24, 2007 — John: Asked what he wants from them, John calls it a 'question wrongly phrased': the question is what his brother wants from him, a Nintendo Wii, which John also wants from Hank. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:00
2007-01-24 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 24, 2007 — John says he is writing books for teenagers and doing 'this weird video project' with his brother; his answer to why he writes is cut off mid-sentence. — 00:00:38
2007-01-24 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 24, 2007 — John says the major next thing is finishing his new and as yet untitled third book. — 00:00:59
2007-01-24 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 24, 2007 — recommendation: John: Asked for the best book he's read this year (2007), John names the best he read last year (2006): probably The Book Thief by Markus Zusak. (hedged) — 00:00:59
2007-01-25 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 25th — Hank and Katherine have begun their yearly trip through the southeastern US: Asheville, Athens (friends), back to Asheville, a flight to Orlando, a drive to Tampa/St. Petersburg (friends), then Englewood, Florida. — 00:00:09
2007-01-25 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 25th — Hank says that for two of the trip's three weeks he will be without high-speed internet. — 00:00:35
2007-01-25 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 25th — Hank: Correcting John's belief that their parents' house was the last US residence with dial-up, Hank says an entire Gulf Coast town in Florida has no broadband, and he is going there. (playful) — 00:01:05
2007-01-25 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 25th — Hank says he is very concerned about what this means for the Brotherhood 2.0 project. — 00:01:05
2007-01-25 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 25th — Hank tells John he enjoyed his survey answers and hopes to see more of them tomorrow. (hedged) — 00:03:30
2007-01-26 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 26, 2007 — John's perfect day: wake up, write 4,000 words, Sarah comes home from school, a sushi dinner together, then reading until bed. — 00:00:03
2007-01-26 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 26, 2007 — John: He adds that on the perfect day The Office is on and Pam and Jim hook up. (playful) — 00:00:42
2007-01-26 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 26, 2007 — John: Asked how humans will go extinct, John sides with T.S. Eliot: not with a bang but with a whimper. — 00:00:42
2007-01-26 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 26, 2007 — John: Asked how he feels about 'kids these days', John says he really wants a baby, a lot, but asks Hank where one would fit in their apartment. — 00:00:42
2007-01-26 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 26, 2007 — John: Setting his own question, pirates or ninjas, John picks ninjas for how fast they strike. (playful) — 00:01:16
2007-01-26 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 26, 2007 — John: Ambrosia, John says, tastes like everything you can't eat on Weight Watchers: cheeseburgers, sugar cookies, real ice cream. (playful) — 00:01:16
2007-01-26 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 26, 2007 — recommendation: John: On science fiction, John says he really likes Kurt Vonnegut and is a big fan of Margo Lanagan's short stories. — 00:01:16
2007-01-26 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 26, 2007 — John: Asked cheese or chocolate, John protests that both are things he can't eat anymore. (playful) — 00:01:16
2007-01-26 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 26, 2007 — John thinks his first concert was The Cure in ninth grade, with a friend; he liked The Cure a lot. (hedged) — 00:02:00
2007-01-26 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 26, 2007 — John: If he could live anywhere, John would live in North Carolina. — 00:02:00
2007-01-26 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 26, 2007 — John: Invisibility or time travel: claiming he already wears an invisibility cloak, John chooses time travel. (playful, hedged) — 00:02:00
2007-01-26 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 26, 2007 — John: For an instantly successful business John suggests a malaria-curing business or a store selling only novels by John Green. (playful) — 00:02:00
2007-01-26 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 26, 2007 — John: Asked what's wrong with the world, John says the big problem is people ('we're the worst'); puppets are a small problem. (playful, hedged) — 00:02:29
2007-01-26 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 26, 2007 — John gives Hank permission to put the survey on his webpage. — 00:02:29
2007-01-29 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 29th — Hank: Three days later, Hank has made the trip to Athens and is at a friend's house; they are having a good time and he recommends the city. — 00:00:11
2007-01-29 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 29th — Hank says John will get to see his wife Katherine, who, unlike John's wife the Yeti, occasionally comes out in public. (playful) — 00:00:50
2007-01-30 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 30, 2007 — John hopes that, with luck, the Yeti will do some drawings for the picture book. (playful, hedged) — 00:01:22
2007-01-31 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 31st — Hank: In keeping with 'movie magic', the bulldog footage was filmed on the day of his last video, whose intro he had already shot in Asheville; he is now in Orlando. (playful) — 00:00:39
2007-02-01 · Brotherhood 2.0, February 1, 2007 — John: At the Savannah River, John says a year ago he was in this park with the Yeti; now he is alone, misses her and is sad. (playful) — 00:00:13
2007-02-02 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 2nd — Hank says hi to all 300 people at the EPA conference and says he is on the way to Sarasota, Florida. — 00:00:29
2007-02-02 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 2nd — Hank is in Orlando and about to be in Sarasota, Florida, near Tampa and St. Petersburg. — 00:01:21
2007-02-06 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 6th — Hank: On their tour of the southeastern United States, Hank and Katherine have run across several babies. — 00:00:44
2007-02-06 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 6th — Hank says he became an uncle when he married Katherine, because Katherine's brother has a son. — 00:01:21
2007-02-06 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 6th — Hank: At Katherine's parents' house Hank shows 'baby Shingy', a scary-looking 'baby' that makes noises when shaken (apparently a talking toy). (playful) — 00:01:21
2007-02-08 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 8th — Hank is in Englewood, Florida, and tours John round a normal 1950s-style Florida ranch-house neighbourhood with citrus, flowers, cacti and American flags. — 00:00:11
2007-02-08 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 8th — Hank: Someone (name unclear) took Hank to an event where about 400 old people watched about 30 old people play banjos badly: patriotic songs, Take Me Out to the Ball Game, military songs. (playful) — 00:01:34
2007-02-12 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 12th — Hank says he is back in Montana, then admits he made the video early in Florida, kayaking with Katherine, on the most beautiful day he expects to see for a long time. (playful) — 00:00:00
2007-02-12 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 12th — Hank: Still on the yearly southeastern tour with Katherine, Hank has searched liquor stores everywhere for Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill and finally finds it at the 7-Eleven next to his old college. — 00:01:34
2007-02-14 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 14th — Hank says he is back in Montana 'for real this time'; it is cold and snowing. (playful) — 00:00:04
2007-02-14 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 14th — Hank returns home to a corrupted hard drive and thinks he may need a new computer, but feels bad about taking his wife to Best Buy on Valentine's Day. (hedged) — 00:00:04
2007-02-16 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 16th — Hank says he has known Katherine for about nine years; from her he wants nothing more than she gives, from himself a bit more self-restraint and a Nintendo Wii. (playful) — 00:00:11
2007-02-16 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 16th — Hank's perfect day: waking to find he is famous for something he is proud of, a beach with Katherine, hiking, surfing, dinner at a Montana restaurant and a block party with everyone he knows. (playful) — 00:00:46
2007-02-21 · February 21st, 2007: The Wikipedia in Your Mind — John: His example: looking up Sarah ('the Yeti'), whom he loves and is married to, his brain-Wikipedia should show her picture and an entry on all the ways she's awesome. (hypothetical) — 00:01:13
2007-02-22 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 22nd: Where Do Books Go? — Hank's bed-stand stack of books he and Katherine are supposedly reading includes Philip Gourevitch's book on Rwanda, though Hank admits he hasn't read it much lately. (playful) — 00:01:53
2007-02-22 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 22nd: Where Do Books Go? — recommendation: Hank: When they run out of room, Hank and Katherine take books to the Book Exchange, which buys back books for what you paid in paperback credit; it has more shelf space and is far cheaper than Barnes & Noble. — 00:02:19
2007-02-22 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 22nd: Where Do Books Go? — Hank: That day Hank and Katherine took a giant stack of books back to the Book Exchange and got $40 to spend on more books there. — 00:02:56
2007-03-12 · March 12th: How to Make a Podcast — Hank: As promised 'juicy bits', Hank shows a giant baby picture of himself; he and Katherine scanned pictures this weekend, now findable on MySpace. (playful) — 00:03:30
2007-03-13 · Brotherhood 2.0: March 13, 2007: Denver — John: Seeing a glass etching that is cheesy but sometimes conveys true sentiments, John says he misses the Yeti. — 00:01:53
2007-03-20 · March 20th: Dancing and the Idiocy of Age — Hank: Watching with Katherine, Hank keeps telling her how much he likes Pam, justifying it by listing celebrities she has crushes on but has never met. (playful) — 00:00:58
2007-03-22 · March 22nd: Book Club and Business Cards — Hank opens having combined a misprinted-business-card idea with putting stuff on his head, jokes about pants on his head, and says he will cover the cards and the book club. (playful) — 00:00:03
2007-03-22 · March 22nd: Book Club and Business Cards — Hank: A commenter long ago suggested making a cube out of Hank's misprinted business cards and pointed him to a tutorial; Hank at first thought the commenter kind of crazy. — 00:00:42
2007-03-22 · March 22nd: Book Club and Business Cards — recommendation: Hank demonstrates the tutorial: six same-size cards bent into cups and joined make a sturdy cube; six more slid into the flaps give it flat faces. — 00:00:42
2007-03-27 · March 26th: Thanks — John says Sarah, 'the Yeti', spends 12 hours a day with him in the hospital. — 00:00:42
2007-03-28 · March 28th: Taxes — Hank shows his wall: two Cowboy Bebop posters, a Stuff on My Cat poster, the pirate kitty, a world map, a map of Narnia, calendar pictures, a They Might Be Giants Flood poster, an Inuyasha poster and giant baby pictures of him and Katherine. — 00:01:39
2007-03-28 · March 28th: Taxes — Hank shows keepsakes he wishes were on the wall: a Rancid poster, something a friend made him, the placemat from his first meal with Katherine's family, a collage from his past, Spice Girls and Babylon 5 items, and Valentine's gifts from Katherine. — 00:02:10
2007-03-30 · March 30th: Manliness! — Hank: To console himself, Hank goes to his friend Joel's house: Joel, a hunter and fisherman with dogs and guns, has invited Hank and Katherine to a venison steak dinner. (playful) — 00:00:10
2007-04-05 · April 5th: Embarrassing Moment Sock Puppet Theater — Hank: Moment one: in college Hank walked in on his long-haired, slight-framed roommate Justin eating Marmite on toast and took him for Catherine. (playful) — 00:00:57
2007-04-05 · April 5th: Embarrassing Moment Sock Puppet Theater — Hank: Moment two: Hank tried to slide on his knees down an aisle at Albertson's into Catherine but instead ran into her mom, whom he was meeting for the first time. (playful) — 00:02:05
2007-04-13 · Friday the 13th: Step It Up! — announcement: Hank's personal Step It Up project: turn off his whole house (so he won't be on the internet), attend a rally in downtown Missoula, and garden, which takes no power. (playful) — 00:02:18
2007-04-17 · April 17th: Stepped Up — Hank: This weekend Hank and Katherine attended a Step It Up rally (bureaucrats, sign-waving, blues music, drum-beat dancing) and walked home, as the small town is walkable. — 00:00:00
2007-04-17 · April 17th: Stepped Up — Hank: Unable to cook without power, Hank and Katherine ate unheated food (bread, cottage cheese, pickles, olives; a tortilla with mozzarella and tofu turkey; chips and salsa), then read by candlelight and fell asleep very early. — 00:01:07
2007-04-23 · April 23rd: Celebrity — Hank tells the Yeti and Katherine, whom he knows are watching, that he and John don't have free pass lists, except maybe Helen Hunt. (playful, hedged) — 00:03:04
2007-04-25 · Helen Hunt — Hank says Helen Hunt is the only person on his 'guilt-free three'; Katherine has long known and doesn't like it, but you can't help who is on it. (playful) — 00:00:04
2007-04-27 · April 27th: Bad Day,,, — announcement: Hank and Katherine are going to Helena to see Neil Gaiman and visit friends; he will try to get Gaiman saying hello to John, no guarantees. — 00:01:49
2007-04-27 · April 27th: Bad Day,,, — Hank heard the Yeti got a job; so did Katherine, who doesn't have to move to Indianapolis to get it; she will be doing weed research. — 00:01:49
2007-04-27 · April 27th: Bad Day,,, — Hank: Before leaving Hank must get EcoGeek ready, pack and write a lot so as not to lose his job, the only one he has now; Katherine is arranging care for the cat and garden. — 00:02:47
2007-04-30 · Brotherhood 2.0: April 30: Hellos from Los Angeles — ask: John challenges Hank to make lots more songs, and right now to write a song that will replace the Helen Hunt song in his head. (playful) — 00:02:19
2007-05-01 · May 1st: Neil Gaiman in Helena — Hank opens with Neil Gaiman, whom he calls a New York Times best-selling, Hugo- and Nebula-winning 'nerdfighter guy', saying hi to John after Hank waited in a very long line. — 00:00:12
2007-05-01 · May 1st: Neil Gaiman in Helena — Hank thanks John for the challenge to write more songs but, as a commenter noted, it is hard and takes creative energy, so he can't guarantee anything. — 00:01:57
2007-05-01 · May 1st: Neil Gaiman in Helena — Hank had reasons besides Neil Gaiman to be in Helena; his song says they played frisbee at the Capitol and looked at lots of belt buckles. (playful) — 00:01:57
2007-05-01 · May 1st: Neil Gaiman in Helena — Hank sings a comic song about Helena, Montana: golden cows and chopping trees as its industries, eggs served with butter, and checking your guns at the door. (playful) — 00:02:26
2007-05-02 · Brotherhood 2.0: May 2: Book Banning — John: Praising Hank's song, John suggests Hank could write one song every two weeks for the rest of the project, on his Wednesdays: fun and easy, for John. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:10
2007-05-02 · Brotherhood 2.0: May 2: Book Banning — John thanks Hank for standing in line to get Neil Gaiman to say hi, noting Gaiman signed more books that day in Helena than John has in his whole career. (playful) — 00:00:10
2007-05-03 · May 3rd: Yetis, TMBG, Weeds and MoJo — Hank shows Neil Gaiman's latest book, Fragile Things, a collection of short stories he calls excellent; he and Katherine have been reading them to each other at night. — 00:00:10
2007-05-03 · May 3rd: Yetis, TMBG, Weeds and MoJo — Hank: Clearing up confusion, Hank says Katherine's 'weed research' is not about marijuana: she researches plant communities and how to eliminate invasive species such as spotted knapweed. (playful) — 00:01:12
2007-05-03 · May 3rd: Yetis, TMBG, Weeds and MoJo — Hank: Katherine's job starts in a couple of weeks, and Hank says it will be really weird not to have her around all the time. — 00:01:12
2007-05-04 · Brotherhood 2.0: May 4: The Top Secret Project — John notes it is Friday, May 4; tomorrow, Saturday May 5, is Hank's 27th birthday, and he wishes him happy birthday. — 00:00:20
2007-05-07 · May 7th: Birthday Extravaganza — Hank says on his last day of being 26 (4 May 2007) he woke up to about a hundred Nerdfighters giving him his best birthday greeting ever. — 00:00:12
2007-05-07 · May 7th: Birthday Extravaganza — Hank found Spider-Man 3 really bad: it lacked depth, as if the makers skipped the writing and spent on special effects; he concedes audiences went anyway. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:44
2007-05-07 · May 7th: Birthday Extravaganza — Hank shows birthday presents: Mountain Dew, Pop-Tarts and chocolate from Katherine, a Cowboy Bebop action figure from his dad, whiskey, an anatomical gummy heart and a Nerdfighter shirt. — 00:01:37
2007-05-07 · May 7th: Birthday Extravaganza — Hank's actual birthday (5 May 2007) was a combined party with a friend turning 30: Mexican food, a family fun center (go-karts, obstacle course, mini golf won by Katherine with a hole-in-one, laser tag), then bars in Missoula. — 00:02:12
2007-05-07 · May 7th: Birthday Extravaganza — Hank thanks everyone around the world for their birthday messages and says it was one of the happiest birthdays of his life. — 00:03:11
2007-05-09 · My 9th: Singing and Randy — announcement: Hank officially accepts John's challenge to write a song every two weeks, which 'the other guy from Will You Miss Me When I'm Gone From Your Pants' suggested; he will sing on each of his Wednesdays. — 00:00:10
2007-05-09 · My 9th: Singing and Randy — Hank's song treats his 27th birthday as the death of his 26-year-old self, recalling the birthday wishes, Neil Gaiman's blog post and mini corn dogs with his girlfriend. (playful) — 00:00:31
2007-05-09 · My 9th: Singing and Randy — Hank: In the song Hank credits his 26-year-old self with making a lot of money, earning a master's degree and marrying 'a girl we adore', though his bank account then shrank. (playful) — 00:01:51
2007-05-10 · Brotherhood 2.0: May 10: House Hunted? — John: In a skit John confirms they saw a house with a tree house and a downstairs bar with two beers on tap, but Sarah insisted they need bedrooms. (playful) — 00:00:03
2007-05-11 · May 11th: Heroes — Hank: For Hank's birthday and Katherine's (next week (week of 14 May 2007)), Mom and Dad gave them two new bikes, so they can ride around town all the time. — 00:00:11
2007-05-11 · May 11th: Heroes — Hank: Answering a commenter, Hank says with Spider-Man's powers he would start like Peter Parker in the first Spider-Man film, flexing shirtless in the mirror, then at Katherine and strangers. (playful) — 00:02:03
2007-05-16 · Brotherhood 2.0: May 16: Beating the EBO into the ground — John: In a P.S. John says the Yeti has just officially become 'a master' and shows photos he took from a distance. — 00:02:47
2007-05-17 · May 17th: Wikeeeeeepedia...and Happy Birthday Katherine — Hank wishes Katherine a happy birthday; they are the same age again after the 12 days a year when their ages differ. (playful) — 00:00:03
2007-05-17 · May 17th: Wikeeeeeepedia...and Happy Birthday Katherine — Hank keeps the video quick for Katherine's birthday: a France-themed party tonight, for which he'd rather she not clean, and a present he can't reveal because she'll watch this. — 00:00:34
2007-05-18 · Brotherhood 2.0: May 18: How to Write a Book Proposal — Mr. Argyle, playing the editor, recalls asking John for a proposal for An Abundance of Katherines; Ooby says he didn't know what a proposal was. (playful) — 00:03:32
2007-05-18 · Brotherhood 2.0: May 18: How to Write a Book Proposal — John: Asked whether he said happy birthday to Katherine, John wishes her a happy birthday before leaving for the airport. — 00:03:32
2007-05-21 · May 21st: Comment Bashing, Anniversaries and EBO Ladies — Hank says Katherine is back at work for the first time in a long time, leaving him alone in the house all day. — 00:00:10
2007-05-23 · May 23rd: Miniature Soccer Team — Hank: In song, Hank teases that John's one dream is two entire miniature soccer teams of children with Sarah, and warns her she doesn't know what she swore to. (playful) — 00:00:11
2007-05-24 · Brotherhood 2.0: May 24: How to Happy Dance — announcement: John says the Yeti's response to Hank's song will have to wait until Monday (28 May 2007). — 00:02:22
2007-05-30 · May 30th: Ranavalona and Clean Coal — Hank: Referring to John's last video, Hank calls the Yeti amazing and says he is undone. (playful) — 00:02:38
2007-05-31 · Brotherhood 2.0: May 31: Yogurt eating — John thanks Hank for the Queen Ranavalona song, which he says rocked. — 00:01:15
2007-05-31 · Brotherhood 2.0: May 31: Yogurt eating — John praises Hank's songwriting challenge: though John threw him by skipping Memorial Day, Hank wrote the Ranavalona song in about six hours. — 00:01:45
2007-06-01 · June 1: Barack Saabama — Hank and Katherine have become a one-car family, selling the less fuel-efficient and much more expensive of their two cars, the Saab; he shows ninety $100 bills. — 00:01:58
2007-06-01 · June 1: Barack Saabama — Hank: Today's Hank calls yesterday's Hank a jerk for selling the Saab John loved, and sides with John's anger. (joke) — 00:03:13
2007-06-05 · Jun 5th: S-S-S-Somethin From the Forum — Hank and Katherine visited friends' cabin at Seeley Lake this week (week of 4 June 2007); it was weird for Katherine to be the only woman there not pregnant. — 00:00:12
2007-06-06 · June 6th: Lindsay Lohan's Bikini and My Pants — John records from a La Quinta Inn bathroom in Indianapolis, very early, so as not to wake the Yeti; he guesses they stayed there to save money. (playful) — 00:00:10
2007-06-11 · June 11: SURPRISE — Hank: Asked by John what they are doing, Hank answers that they are lying on a beach in, of all places, the Dominican Republic, at a family reunion. — 00:01:18
2007-06-11 · June 11: SURPRISE — Hank: Asked by John for the most exciting part of the family reunion so far, Hank answers: the reunion of the brotherhood. (playful) — 00:01:18
2007-06-11 · June 11: SURPRISE — Hank: Answering John, Hank says Katherine is not at the reunion because she is stuck at work in Montana. — 00:01:18
2007-06-11 · June 11: SURPRISE — Hank notes that John, unlike him, has his 'Yeti' (Sarah) with him at the reunion. (playful) — 00:01:41
2007-06-12 · June 12th: Hank Green "In the Wild" — John takes the rare chance of being in the same place as Hank to film what Hank is like 'in the wild', when he is not filming Brotherhood 2.0. (playful) — 00:00:00
2007-06-13 · June 13: Dominican Debacles — Hank: Because it is Wednesday Hank sings a very short song about his family, which he says numbers 27 with two more on the way, on his mom's side alone. (playful) — 00:00:31
2007-06-14 · Brotherhood 2.0: June 14: Good News/Bad News — John: After six weeks of anticipation, the donkey polo set for six o'clock was cancelled due to heat, which John finds absurd in a country that is always hot; the reunion ends without it. (playful) — 00:01:48
2007-06-14 · Brotherhood 2.0: June 14: Good News/Bad News — John tells Hank it has been a great week and he loved hanging out with him, as fun as the Growing Pains theme promised. — 00:01:48
2007-06-14 · Brotherhood 2.0: June 14: Good News/Bad News — John says the trip could only have been better with their grandparents and Katherine there. (hedged) — 00:02:35
2007-06-15 · June 15: AIRRRRPORRRTS!!! — Hank, who hates flying, has been travelling since about 6 a.m. and will get home around 1 a.m.; he vlogs from the airport because his plane reaches Missoula after the deadline. — 00:00:32
2007-06-15 · June 15: AIRRRRPORRRTS!!! — Hank notes Katherine will see this video before she sees him. — 00:02:27
2007-06-19 · June 19: GOOD LUCK JOHN — Hank talked to the Yeti; she and John were in a moving truck trying to get out of New York on the way to Indianapolis. — 00:02:56
2007-07-09 · July 9: The Punishment Fiasco — John recreates the exchange: a video chat request from Hank failed, a text window opened saying 'OK, I'm here now', and John typed asking whether it was Catherine. (playful) — 00:00:53
2007-07-09 · July 9: The Punishment Fiasco — John reports that the forum has set Hank's punishment, which will involve recreating a picture shown on screen; he doesn't know the other details. (hedged) — 00:02:12
2007-07-09 · July 9: The Punishment Fiasco — John says nerdfighters sometimes suggest maniacal punishments (a public happy dance 200 times, then sawing off a leg); his own objection shouldn't count, but the Yeti's is a deal-breaker. (playful) — 00:02:47
2007-07-09 · July 9: The Punishment Fiasco — John hopes to see Hank's recreated picture by Thursday (12 July 2007). (hedged) — 00:03:16
2007-07-10 · July 10: Embarassing Photographs — Hank greets the return of his goth picture, which he knew would come back. (playful) — 00:00:11
2007-07-10 · July 10: Embarassing Photographs — Hank liked the idea of himself getting a mohawk and John an inverse mohawk, but accepts 'for now' that the Yeti doesn't want it, warning it might still happen. (playful) — 00:00:34
2007-07-11 · Brotherhood 2.0: Harry and the Potters are Nerdfighters! — John: Since forum commenters love the idea of the brothers dyeing their hair green, John asks to add one more thing to the punishment. — 00:01:46
2007-07-11 · Brotherhood 2.0: Harry and the Potters are Nerdfighters! — John proposes spray-on green hair: Hank sprays the mohawk part, John sprays the non-mohawk parts, so together they make a whole head of green hair. — 00:02:11
2007-07-12 · July 12: Pizza, Punishments and Potter — Hank films at a nearly empty Missoula pizza restaurant with Katherine, just back from a work trip; he'd rather spend the time with her but has to make a video. — 00:00:12
2007-07-12 · July 12: Pizza, Punishments and Potter — Hank says he still doesn't know exactly what John wants for Hank's punishment, so he won't do it today, and asks John to clarify on Friday. — 00:00:43
2007-07-12 · July 12: Pizza, Punishments and Potter — Hank likes the spray-on green hair idea but thinks it is a fun challenge rather than a real punishment, especially if it washes out after a day. (hedged) — 00:00:43
2007-07-12 · July 12: Pizza, Punishments and Potter — Hank and Katherine are about to see Harry Potter at a 5 o'clock matinee, the only time they go to movies anymore. — 00:01:36
2007-07-12 · July 12: Pizza, Punishments and Potter — Hank: Turning to his own punishment, Hank tells John he will do whatever John wants. — 00:02:50
2007-07-13 · Brotherhood 2.0: July 13: Outside — John clarifies Hank's punishment: not just spray-painting a green mohawk, but spray-painting it and recreating the goth picture. — 00:01:38
2007-07-16 · July 16: Goth — Hank sets out to recreate 'this photograph' (the goth picture of the title), starting by shaving; the description frames the video as Hank accepting punishment. — 00:00:03
2007-07-16 · July 16: Goth — Hank: Unable to find eyeliner or lipstick, Hank finds some in Katherine's bag and uses them without asking, as she is not home. — 00:00:26
2007-07-17 · Brotherhood 2.0: July 17: Topless Dancer — announcement: John got green spray-on hair dye but thinks his green hair will have to wait until Thursday (19 July 2007), since Hank hasn't done his green hair yet. (hedged) — 00:00:40
2007-07-18 · July 18: Accio Deathly Hallows (no spoilers) — announcement: Hank says he must wait until Friday (20 July 2007) to do the green hair thing, because Wednesday is his day and he must do a song. — 00:00:13
2007-07-19 · July 19: A Day in the Life of a Writer (Who Has No Friends) — John congratulates Hank on yesterday's song, calling it Hank's best song ever. — 00:00:10
2007-07-20 · July 20: Green Mohawk — Hank completes his punishment: having dressed up like a goth, he now spray-paints a fake mohawk green, and the paint burns his eyes. (playful) — 00:00:10
2007-07-20 · July 20: Green Mohawk — Hank credits Katherine with helping write the song on the porch: when he complained that nothing rhymed, she suggested 'spell' as a good word for a Harry Potter song. — 00:01:34
2007-07-24 · July 24: More Harry Potter?! — Hank jokes about a silent standoff with Katherine over the new book; they decided to read it together, which took unusually long, but finishing it was amazing and nice to share. — 00:00:37
2007-07-30 · July 30: Mystery Lyrics and Paying Rent — announcement: Hank: Because Hank's video is on Monday, his next video falls on a Wednesday, which means it will be a song. — 00:01:10
2007-08-01 · August 1: It's Too Hot — Hank says it is Wednesday, which means he has to sing a song. — 00:00:10
2007-08-01 · August 1: It's Too Hot — Hank: In the song Hank complains that it is too hot: sweating in bed, lying on the floor in boxers and a washcloth, his will to live melting and his state on fire. (playful) — 00:01:04
2007-08-02 · August 2nd: Airports and Box Fans — John says he looks forward to everyone's punishment suggestions and reminds Hank that if the Yeti vetoes one, he doesn't have to do it. (playful) — 00:02:19
2007-08-06 · August 6th: JK Rowling and I Will ... Be Punished — announcement: John reports the Yeti has vetoed the ex-girlfriend punishment, feeling he has tortured his exes enough with radio pieces 'and all of that stuff'. — 00:00:43
2007-08-10 · August 10th: Bears!!!! — John pretends to be on the trail of the Yeti, showing a 'Yeti footprint' and glimpsing her as she escapes. (joke) — 00:00:00
2007-08-13 · August 13: The Fair!!!! — Hank reports that he went to the fair (the Western Montana Fair, per the description). — 00:00:09
2007-08-13 · August 13: The Fair!!!! — Hank tours the exhibits: flower arrangements, zucchinis dressed up like Mussolini, a pig and penguins, carved zucchinis, giant zucchinis, pumpkins and white eggplants. (playful) — 00:00:43
2007-08-13 · August 13: The Fair!!!! — Hank and Katherine watched sheep showmanship; a named exhibitor and her gigantic lamb won first prize in the professional sheep showmanship class. — 00:00:43
2007-08-17 · August 17: Hmmm...A Secret Project? — Hank reports Katherine's point that for some cat owners licking a cat isn't really a punishment; she sometimes puts Cameo's paw in her mouth. — 00:00:00
2007-08-27 · August 27th: Thanks Yous and Cameos — Hank reveals he has been with John since Sunday and kept it from Nerdfighters by not saying when he would see John next. (playful) — 00:00:41
2007-08-27 · August 27th: Thanks Yous and Cameos — Hank is disappointed John got a haircut without him, since he wants much less hair; he puts his hair in a ponytail with a hair tie from Katherine. (playful) — 00:01:03
2007-08-27 · August 27th: Thanks Yous and Cameos — Hank loves John's house and half-jokes he may not leave; Sarah and Katherine are there, and their parents have just arrived. (playful) — 00:02:05
2007-08-27 · August 27th: Thanks Yous and Cameos — announcement: Hank announces there will be more 'Brotherhood Togetherness specials' and says he looks forward to hanging out with John all week. — 00:02:57
2007-08-28 · August 28th: Starring Mom — John: With Hank visiting, John wakes him and says good morning in person at 11:40 on Tuesday morning. (playful) — 00:00:03
2007-08-30 · August 30th: A Secret Project for Nerdfighters — both: The brothers say the surprise is that they are making a video together, so it is less 'good morning, Hank/John' than 'good morning, Nerdfighters'. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:10
2007-08-30 · August 30th: A Secret Project for Nerdfighters — both: Asked which brother is which and why Sarah is called the Yeti, they introduce themselves and joke that she is so hairy. (joke) — 00:00:45
2007-08-31 · August 31: Copyright and Airports — Hank says the buzzing in the background is John mowing the lawn. — 00:00:10
2007-08-31 · August 31: Copyright and Airports — Hank and Katherine are about to go back to Montana, which is sad but also very happy. — 00:00:10
2007-09-04 · September 4th: Negative Suck Cubed Equals Awesome — John thanks Hank and Katherine for visiting last week (week of 27 August 2007); he and the Yeti had a great time. — 00:02:46
2007-09-05 · September 5th: I'm Gonna Kill You — Hank thanks Katherine for her help with the song, particularly for coming up with the idea and several of the lines. — 00:03:37
2007-09-06 · September 6th: The Book Club Returns — announcement: John will make a draft of Paper Towns available to Hank and Katherine in a couple of weeks; how, without textual communication, remains to be seen. — 00:02:56
2007-09-07 · September 7th: Fatalities, Dances and Thanks — Hank credits John with getting him into Brotherhood 2.0 and challenging him to write and perform an original song every Wednesday; he now has a repertoire in several styles. — 00:02:40
2007-09-07 · September 7th: Fatalities, Dances and Thanks — Hank and Katherine will go see They Might Be Giants on the 23rd, their first wedding anniversary. — 00:03:10
2007-09-10 · September 10th: Airports and Whitman — announcement: John is seven days from turning in what he hopes will be the biggest revision of the book; after that he thinks he will show it to Hank and Katherine. (hedged) — 00:00:11
2007-09-19 · September 19th: The Luck of my Life — Hank says the song he is about to play is about Katherine Green. — 00:00:14
2007-09-19 · September 19th: The Luck of my Life — Hank: In the song Hank lists lucky breaks (found money, perfect parking spots, right test answers, surviving a fall) but says Katherine is the luck of his life. — 00:00:29
2007-09-19 · September 19th: The Luck of my Life — Hank: The song recalls Hank and Katherine helping a man with boxes on the way to a punk rock show; he was with the band and got them in free. (playful) — 00:01:21
2007-09-19 · September 19th: The Luck of my Life — Hank: The song says the luckiest day of Hank's life was the day one girl said she would be his wife. — 00:02:17
2007-09-19 · September 19th: The Luck of my Life — Hank wishes Katherine a happy anniversary. — 00:02:48
2007-09-20 · Sept. 20th: Wacky String — John congratulates Hank on his excellent song the day before and on his one-year anniversary with Katherine, marking it with leftover silly string. — 00:00:11
2007-09-20 · Sept. 20th: Wacky String — John playfully complains that Hank's song listing his lucky breaks left out how lucky he is to have a brother like John. (playful) — 00:00:42
2007-09-20 · Sept. 20th: Wacky String — John says he is very happy for Hank and Katherine after a year of marriage, and that he too is lucky Hank married Katherine because she's great. — 00:00:42
2007-09-21 · September 21: Court and Apples — Hank: On Monday (17 September 2007) Hank and Katherine volunteered to pick apples in the Rattlesnake Valley, taking home cider and a box of apples; Katherine made three apple pies. — 00:01:51
2007-09-27 · September 27th: Bionic Woman v. Helen Hunt on PCP — Hank: The video is short because Hank must get back to writing; he hopes to feel better before Wednesday, when he would hate to have to sing with this voice. (hedged) — 00:02:48
2007-10-11 · October 11th National Coming Out Day — Katherine Green: Katherine asks whether Hank is still working on his video, since it is about 10 o'clock at night. (playful) — 00:00:09
2007-10-19 · October 19th: Missoula to Seattle — Hank is filming from an airplane; before the flight he and Katherine drove from Montana through Idaho into Washington, which he shows as a travelogue. — 00:00:03
2007-10-19 · October 19th: Missoula to Seattle — Hank says a Montana casino-bar-restaurant-gift shop (and more) displays over 10,000 silver dollars that people gave it, which he says only readers of Neil Gaiman's American Gods might understand. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:53
2007-10-19 · October 19th: Missoula to Seattle — Hank: At Zips in Washington, Hank and Katherine played wishbone with an interlocking onion ring, and Hank won. (playful) — 00:01:38
2007-10-19 · October 19th: Missoula to Seattle — Hank and Katherine reached Kirkland, Washington, spent time with friends, and one friend drove them to the airport around 6 a.m.; Hank thanks him. — 00:02:44
2007-10-23 · October 23rd: Some Explaining to Do… — Hank: Answering viewers confused by last week's (week of 15 October 2007) driving, Hank says he and Katherine drove about eight hours to Seattle to see friends and then fly to Georgia, where they now are. — 00:00:10
2007-10-23 · October 23rd: Some Explaining to Do… — Hank is in Georgia for the wedding of the two friends who helped with 'Will You Miss Me When I'm Gone From Your Pants'; one of them, Brian, won't turn to the camera. — 00:00:10
2007-10-29 · October 29th: It Just Isn't Fair — Hank, their mom and dad, Katherine, Jessalyn and Brian went up a mountain Hank calls 'Mount Craggy'; it was windy but beautiful, and their time in Asheville is ending. (hedged) — 00:00:03
2007-10-29 · October 29th: It Just Isn't Fair — announcement: Hank realizes his song day falls on Halloween; his song is not about Halloween and he doesn't know if he can write a Halloween song in time. (hedged) — 00:00:03
2007-11-02 · November 2nd: John Green at the Young Author's Award — Hank is in Englewood, Florida, part of 'old Florida' where almost everyone is very old, and wears glasses to fit in. (playful) — 00:00:04
2007-11-06 · Nov — Hank says vlogging is harder on the road: at friends' houses they wonder who he is talking to, and he left his camera inside and locked himself out. (playful) — 00:00:00
2007-11-08 · November 8th: SUGAR HIGH! — Hank shows his basement: InuYasha, Cowboy Bebop and They Might Be Giants posters, a map of Narnia, Katherine's guitar and his, and party blowers labelled by note. (playful) — 00:00:00
2007-11-20 · November 20th: A White Thanksgiving — Hank and Catherine walk to the farther, bigger food store to do their Thanksgiving shopping. — 00:01:08
2007-11-21 · November 21st: What I'm Grateful For — John also lists snow in Missoula, two functioning eyes, three Nerdfighter T-shirts, 'one beautiful yeti' (his wife) and Hank's songwriting. (playful) — 00:01:40
2007-11-23 · November 23rd: BLACK FRIDAY! — Hank: On Black Friday Hank and Katherine go to the mall to try not to buy things and to watch what people buy and why. — 00:00:00
2007-11-23 · November 23rd: BLACK FRIDAY! — Hank: Katherine comes out money positive after finding $28 on the floor of a bathroom stall; they keep it. (playful) — 00:00:40
2007-11-29 · November 29th: sXePhil, Leaky Brains and a Secret Project — Hank: Because of Thanksgiving Hank has no song until next week (week of 3 December 2007); only two songs of his challenge remain and both are already written, a load off. — 00:01:02
2007-12-03 · December 3rd: 10,000 Subscribers! and secret project — Hank shows his guitar, says he has been playing his new song, and holds up one of the misprinted business cards he still hasn't figured out what to do with. — 00:00:10
2007-12-05 · December 5th: The Adorable Cannibal (PG-13) — Hank: In song, Hank's narrator confesses he loves his partner the way he should love food, and vice versa; food is still his favorite thing, but now his favorite food is the partner. (fiction) — 00:00:25
2007-12-13 · December 13: Mailing Shopping Thanking. It Must Be Christmas — Hank and Katherine take the car out for errands, starting at a very busy post office, where they use the faster electronic teller. — 00:00:09
2007-12-13 · December 13: Mailing Shopping Thanking. It Must Be Christmas — Hank notes that Katherine wrote everything on the package going to John, so there was no textual communication. (playful) — 00:00:09
2007-12-13 · December 13: Mailing Shopping Thanking. It Must Be Christmas — Hank and Katherine buy a Christmas tree, which Hank calls mostly a decoration for their party and a place for their ornaments; few trees are left on the lot. — 00:00:09
2007-12-13 · December 13: Mailing Shopping Thanking. It Must Be Christmas — Hank: Apologizing that Katherine does all the work because he has to film videos, Hank says the brothers' wives also get a reprieve on January 1st (he stumbles: 'Jafanuary'). (playful) — 00:02:07
2007-12-19 · December 19: The Day that the Nerds Took Over YouTube — Hank says this is the final Song Wednesday of Brotherhood 2.0, because it is his last Wednesday (12 December 2007). — 00:00:18
2007-12-19 · December 19: The Day that the Nerds Took Over YouTube — Hank says it is the first Song Wednesday in which he does not sing alone: Katherine sings with him and wrote about half of the song. (hedged) — 00:00:26
2007-12-19 · December 19: The Day that the Nerds Took Over YouTube — Hank says Katherine was very excited about the Secret Project and commented along with everyone; they ran a 'Mission Control' in their basement. — 00:00:39
2007-12-19 · December 19: The Day that the Nerds Took Over YouTube — Katherine Green: Katherine says she is not looking forward to the punishment either, because she is the one who has to film it. (playful) — 00:03:13
2007-12-19 · December 19: The Day that the Nerds Took Over YouTube — Katherine Green: Asked by Hank for a message to John, Katherine asks where their Christmas present is. (playful) — 00:03:41
2007-12-19 · December 19: The Day that the Nerds Took Over YouTube — Hank says John phoned about five minutes earlier asking what kind of manga they like. (playful) — 00:03:42
2007-12-20 · December 20th: HANK SHALL BE PUNISHED! — John says he liked Hank's song; it made him a bit sad but proud, because Hank has completed the song challenge. — 00:00:00
2007-12-20 · December 20th: HANK SHALL BE PUNISHED! — John says Hank and Katherine's Christmas presents might not arrive by Christmas although he bought them in time, jokingly blaming the Postal Service for not inventing instant delivery. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:39
2007-12-26 (said on 2007-12-25, implied) · Dec. 26th: Christmas, Manga, and Goat Poop — John: The brothers agreed to exchange only used books: Hank gave John used books including a history of Christmas, and John gave Hank manga. — 00:02:16
2007-12-26 (said on 2007-12-25, implied) · Dec. 26th: Christmas, Manga, and Goat Poop — John: Since Hank said he likes 'the weird stuff', John reads the blurb of the manga he chose, about a samurai named Jin whose blood sugar drops: a diabetic samurai. (playful) — 00:02:16
2007-12-27 · December 27th: The Gig! — Hank films Katherine pouring the mixture back into the Strawberry Hill bottle because his hands shake with nerves. — 00:00:43
2007-12-27 · December 27th: The Gig! — Hank: Closing the show, Hank thanks a friend for helping set it up, his brother, the Nerdfighters and his wife. — 00:03:07
2007-12-27 · December 27th: The Gig! — Hank: After the concert Hank says honestly it felt pretty bad; granting (apparently to Katherine) that it could have been worse, he still calls it pretty bad as concerts go. — 00:03:07

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2008

2008-01-08 · Sledding and YouTube Tag — Hank says that for a whole college summer he paid for no food, living as a freegan out of the trash and friends' and Katherine's mom's kitchens, aiming for zero impact. (playful) — 00:02:18
2008-01-21 · A Short History of the PUPPY SIZED ELEPHANT — announcement: John: Because nerdfighters miss punishing the brothers, John announces projects: when viewers complete one, they earn the right to punish or challenge the brothers, with the wives keeping veto power. — 00:02:29
2008-02-11 (said on 2008-02-12, implied) · Nerdfighters Blurbing Book Club! — Hank tells John he finished the Christmas books John gave him and Katherine; he passed one ('Mouse' as heard) on through a used bookstore and may keep another to reread. (hedged) — 00:00:00
2008-02-14 · The Puff Pwns Gravity — John says he and Hank are proof that nerds can meet and fall in nerd love, but romance doesn't always come easily to nerdfighters. — 00:03:01
2008-02-19 · Your Spying Thieving Valentine: Hank — Hank made a valentine for Katherine that he shares for any Jane Austen Nerdfighters. — 00:02:50
2008-02-21 · People Who Love Giraffes Who Love Giraffes — John says the Yeti is 28, and that seeing her would take money for a long expedition to Nepal. (playful) — 00:02:58
2008-03-04 · SETTING THE QUESTION TUESDAY WORLD RECORD — John: The Yeti isn't seen on camera because, John says, her cute would break the camera. (playful) — 00:02:22
2008-04-14 · PAPER TOWNS-TACULAR — John reports that the Yeti is sick and, whispering, takes Hank on a mock safari to see her asleep. (playful) — 00:02:10
2008-04-28 · Ranting and Giving Stuff Away — John: The Yeti told John she doesn't get some of the brothers' jokes; John welcomes new Nerdfighters and says it will all make sense later. — 00:01:17
2008-05-07 · From the Airport: And some Nerdfighterlike — announcement: Hank says most of the video is something he and Katherine made as a thank-you, part of something he created for the Grand Rapids trip: his first album. — 00:00:00
2008-05-16 · Hank's Punishment (ugh...I don't believe uploading this...) — Hank says Katherine had to hear every take and his learning of the song, on the day before her birthday; he admits he is not the easiest person to live with. (playful) — 00:02:53
2008-05-16 · Hank's Punishment (ugh...I don't believe uploading this...) — ask: Hank invites viewers to wish Katherine a happy birthday in their own way, ideally in YouTube videos, sent to her YouTube channel or by email. — 00:02:53
2008-05-16 · Hank's Punishment (ugh...I don't believe uploading this...) — Hank suggests birthday material: Katherine loves cute things, Ze Frank, Cute with Chris, Johnny Depp (particularly Captain Jack Sparrow) and cats. — 00:03:23
2008-05-18 · A CUTETACULAR INTRODUCTION! — John: The real reason for the absence: John and the Yeti have made an extraordinary, unbelievably time-consuming acquisition, a puppy. — 00:00:46
2008-05-18 · A CUTETACULAR INTRODUCTION! — John and Willy wish Katherine a happy birthday; John claims Willy is a talking dog. (playful) — 00:03:10
2008-05-19 · Three Things — John recalls that on moving to Indianapolis last year (2007) he and the Yeti found their gigantic front lawn a waste of space, energy and water and wanted native plants and vegetables instead. — 00:00:36
2008-05-20 · Guys Love Giraffe Love — John says his last words would probably tell the Yeti he loves her; they have been married two years today, and he thanks Hank and Katherine for sustainably farmed flowers. — 00:02:13
2008-05-30 · The Dread Pirate Fireball Roberts! (And Housekeeping) — announcement: John announces the 2008 Tour de Nerdfighting across America and hopefully a few places in Canada, telling Nerdfighters to mark their calendars for November. (hedged) — 00:00:48
2008-05-30 · The Dread Pirate Fireball Roberts! (And Housekeeping) — John says they believe what happened in Grand Rapids can happen everywhere, and that they will hopefully go everywhere. (hedged) — 00:01:20
2008-06-01 · Tetris Day! — Hank: In the Tetris music video, Nerdfighters from all over the world pretend to play Tetris and the pieces pop out of their TVs; Hank shows an example he made with Katherine. — 00:01:29
2008-06-08 · Monkeys!!! (with pants) — Hank, on vacation in a hotel room with Katherine, films in the bathroom shower because he can't make videos when other people are in the room. (playful) — 00:00:00
2008-06-08 · Monkeys!!! (with pants) — Hank is now in New Hampshire, was recently in Washington, D.C., and is touring to see friends and family. — 00:00:30
2008-06-08 · Monkeys!!! (with pants) — Hank: In Washington, D.C., Hank and Katherine went to the National Zoo, at Katherine's suggestion. — 00:00:59
2008-06-08 · Monkeys!!! (with pants) — Hank says the song was hard to write around the line 'all we are is monkeys with pants', and that singing in the shower feels like being alone although Katherine can hear. (playful) — 00:02:27
2008-06-26 · Don't Suck on That Bone — John frames the video as doing ten things the Nerdfighters asked of him; the first two were to see more of Willy and more of the Yeti (Sarah). — 00:00:00
2008-07-01 · Live from LAX — announcement: John jokes that Hank missed ALA because he is training body and mind to meet 'tens of billions' of nerdfighters on the Great American Tour de Nerdfighting 2008. (playful) — 00:02:11
2008-07-13 · Willy's Elusive Head Turn — John and the Yeti try on camera to get Willy to do the head turn with new noises, without quite succeeding. (playful) — 00:01:13
2008-08-06 · Question Tuesday Returns (on a Wednesday) — John says he proposed to the Yeti by having Hendrik Hertzberg, a writer she likes whom he met at a conference, sign a book to Sarah asking "Will you marry John Green?". — 00:02:09
2008-08-12 · Eight Days of Awesome — Hank picked raspberries at a beautiful place so that he and Katherine could make raspberry jam. — 00:00:40
2008-08-15 · Metric Sabbath — Hank says the eight days of awesome from his last video became about ten, thanks to John's peanut-butter-face Georgia discussion and his wife being glad he was home. — 00:01:36
2008-08-15 · Metric Sabbath — announcement: Hank says he and Katherine will go to Yellowstone next week (week of 18 August 2008) and hopes to have Yellowstone footage to show. (hedged) — 00:02:33
2008-08-18 · This Video Comes in Threven Parts — announcement: Hank says they may print the top three or four shirts, and some will be available on the Great American Tour de Nerdfighting. (hedged) — 00:03:03
2008-09-04 · Paper Towns Tour Dates! — announcement: John: After a few days off, Hank, Katherine, sometimes the Yeti and John start the Great American Tour de Nerdfighting 2008, from Plano, Texas, on November 2 to Ames, Iowa, on November 16. — 00:02:56
2008-09-04 · Paper Towns Tour Dates! — announcement: John: The November 4 stop is an Election Day Spectacular in Greenwood, Indiana. — 00:02:56
2008-09-13 · Hank Vlogs (and a String Quartet) — Hank and Katherine are thinking about buying a home and hope to get one house; he might show viewers around in a video tour. (hedged) — 00:01:52
2008-09-23 · Paper Towns and Touring Question Tuesday — announcement: John says several new tour events were added, details at nerdfighters.com, and lists the cities the tour is definitely going to. — 00:01:12
2008-09-23 · Paper Towns and Touring Question Tuesday — John says the Yeti will be at many of the events, unless he has been making her up all along. (playful) — 00:03:09
2008-09-25 (said on 2008-09-24, implied) · Obama llama Duck — announcement: Hank says he and John have almost finished the Paper Towns tour dates; a tour list with RSVPs will soon be at sparksflyup.com (John's site) and nerdfighters.com. — 00:02:08
2008-10-06 · Berlin and Let it Snow (in Your Pants) — announcement: John: With Hank's help, all Paper Towns and Nerdfighting Tour events are now on Facebook with up-to-date information; Eventful.com, now their 'mortal enemy', is dropped. — 00:02:20
2008-10-06 · Berlin and Let it Snow (in Your Pants) — ask: John asks viewers to find the tour events listed on Nerdfighters.com, RSVP and invite their friends. — 00:02:20
2008-10-08 (said on 2008-10-07, implied) · Hanks actual Vlog — Hank says Eventful showed three nerdfighters in Missoula, one of them himself and one Katherine, and thanks the unknown third. (playful) — 00:00:00
2008-10-08 (said on 2008-10-07, implied) · Hanks actual Vlog — announcement: Hank has coloured Karen's map and put it on PaperTowns.com: each city links to its Facebook event page, and the brothers' heads to their Facebook profiles. — 00:01:33
2008-10-08 (said on 2008-10-07, implied) · Hanks actual Vlog — Hank is thinking of a text version of the map for Nerdfighters not on Facebook; he won't make anyone join, and though resistant at first, now finds Facebook compelling. (hedged) — 00:01:56
2008-10-08 (said on 2008-10-07, implied) · Hanks actual Vlog — Hank: Driving home the day before, Katherine thought she saw a dead body behind a razor-wire fence; Hank went to look and found a naked mannequin wearing shoes. (playful) — 00:02:55
2008-10-14 (said on 2008-10-13, implied) · Numa Numa Hank Dance — Hank has moved into a house he bought and owns. — 00:00:29
2008-10-14 · Paper Towns Reading — John tells a Margo figure a romance between them would not work, citing the yeti, the age difference and that she is his fictional creation. (joke) — 00:00:00
2008-10-17 · Vital Status Report from NYC — John reports from the Paper Towns release party with Liane from the Five Awesome Girls, his agent Jodi, Hank's wife Katherine, and Alex and Charlie from London. — 00:00:00
2008-10-21 · Lonesome Cloud — Hank says it has been an exciting time moving in and getting used to their new place, and soon after moving in they already have guests. — 00:00:00
2008-10-21 · Lonesome Cloud — Hank: Friends Brian and Jessalyn are visiting; for their anniversary the day before (20 October 2008), Hank says they all went into the recording studio and recorded some songs together. — 00:00:00
2008-10-21 · Lonesome Cloud — Hank calls Brian a fantastic guitarist and songwriter and Jessalyn and Katherine wonderful singers; the three recorded the song he plays in the background. — 00:00:00
2008-10-22 · Punish Hank? Save Hank? YOU DECIDE. — John: While Hank sits in his fancy new house in Missoula, John has been travelling the country collecting t-shirts and failing to get a camcorder. (playful) — 00:00:14
2008-10-28 (said on 2008-10-27, implied) · Early Voting with Hank — announcement: Hank announces the Tour de Nerdfighting with John (and apparently Katherine) begins in Plano, Texas on November 2nd, and invites people to come party. — 00:01:31
2008-10-28 · The Unzipped Zipper (Of Your Pants) — announcement: John says November is also 'national drive-around-America-with-your-brother month', which he is definitely going to do. (playful) — 00:01:03
2008-10-30 (said on 2008-10-29, implied) · Hank is Late (dr horrible) — Hank and Katherine are late because they went to see Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist and Hank forgot he had to post a video. — 00:00:23
2008-10-30 (said on 2008-10-29, implied) · Hank is Late (dr horrible) — announcement: Hank says that after this video he and Katherine will perform a special song from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog for Song Wednesday, though it will be Thursday on the East Coast. — 00:00:23
2008-10-30 (said on 2008-10-29, implied) · Hank is Late (dr horrible) — Hank and Katherine just got back from the Seattle event; Hank thanks the Nerdfighters there and thinks the library never had a bigger crowd. (hedged) — 00:00:54
2008-10-30 · Hank and Katherine...On the Rise — Hank and Katherine sing a duet of 'My Eyes' from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Hank taking the despairing part and Katherine the hopeful one. — 00:00:03
2008-10-30 · Hank and Katherine...On the Rise — Katherine Green: Katherine says doing the song with Hank was very frustrating, though she loves him. — 00:03:08
2008-10-30 · Hank and Katherine...On the Rise — Hank: In the outtakes Hank complains that Katherine devours him for one missed chord, then sings a 'shake that orange' ditty. (playful) — 00:03:42
2008-10-31 (said on 2008-10-30, implied) · Show 'n Tell Thursday — announcement: John will see Hank in person on Saturday as they get ready for the Great American Tour de Nerdfighting 2008, which excites him. — 00:02:24
2008-10-31 · SPWNING Halloween — Hank can't really take part in Halloween, no parties, only giving out candy, because he is packing to begin the Nerdfighter tour very soon. — 00:00:34
2008-10-31 · SPWNING Halloween — announcement: Hank will see John the next day at the airport as the tour begins. — 00:02:58
2008-11-03 · Hank and John from the Road — announcement: Hank: The Great American Tour de Nerdfighting 2008 begins, featuring Hank, John, Katherine and a minivan. — 00:00:00
2008-11-03 · Hank and John from the Road — John, driving through Missouri, says the minivan is the same one Q's mom owns in Paper Towns, one reason they picked it for the tour. — 00:00:00
2008-11-03 · Hank and John from the Road — John says they are driving to a Nerdfighter gathering in St. Louis; the day before (2 November 2008), gatherings in Plano, Texas and Oklahoma City were both awesome. — 00:00:42
2008-11-03 · Hank and John from the Road — John says the tour has meant a lot of sitting in the car, but it has been fun: Katherine and Hank are excellent company in a minivan. — 00:01:48
2008-11-03 · Hank and John from the Road — announcement: John: They miss the Yeti but are coming home to her the next day for the Election Day Spectacular in Greenwood, Indiana. — 00:02:18
2008-11-03 · Hank and John from the Road — announcement: John: After Greenwood the tour goes to Louisville, Kentucky, then Knoxville, Tennessee, then Gadsden, Alabama. — 00:02:18
2008-11-03 · Hank and John from the Road — Hank and Katherine have a friendly competition over who spots cows first, and Hank says she is far ahead; he keeps mistaking or missing cows. (playful) — 00:02:53
2008-11-03 · Hank and John from the Road — announcement: Hank says a Tour de Nerdfighting Twitter stream will constantly broadcast updates from the road, using a device that gets him online in the minivan. — 00:03:14
2008-11-03 · Hank and John from the Road — announcement: Hank says he and John will broadcast all the Nerdfighter gatherings on BlogTV, with links in the sidebar for Twitter and BlogTV. — 00:03:41
2008-11-03 · BlogTV in St Louis! — announcement: Hank says they are driving to the St. Louis event and will upload this so viewers know it is time to join the BlogTV stream and hang out with them. — 00:00:00
2008-11-03 · BlogTV in St Louis! — announcement: Hank: On the stream viewers can watch John give his talk and Hank sing his songs, and John will read from Paper Towns. — 00:00:00
2008-11-03 · BlogTV in St Louis! — announcement: Hank says they will do a Question Tuesday on Monday, which is what today is in St. Louis. (playful) — 00:00:00
2008-11-04 · Election Night In Indianapolis! — John, in Indianapolis after a Nerdfighter event, watches election returns and says it is too early to say anything. — 00:00:00
2008-11-04 · Election Night In Indianapolis! — Hank says the Tour de Nerdfighting has been fantastic but has not included much sleeping, so he is very tired. — 00:01:15
2008-11-04 · Election Night In Indianapolis! — announcement: Hank says there may be a special update later with official news, and that Nerdfighters will see John on the road to Louisville, Kentucky tomorrow. (hedged) — 00:01:45
2008-11-05 · On Loving One Another or Dying — John opens with 20 seconds of Hank singing in front of many Nerdfighters in Louisville, a song only available on the Paper Towns secret collaboration album. — 00:00:00
2008-11-05 · On Loving One Another or Dying — John: Afterwards John read from the part of Paper Towns that inspired the song and ranted about the importance of imagining the other with more complexity. — 00:00:58
2008-11-05 · On Loving One Another or Dying — John: On the road, John says Katherine (Hank's wife) travels with them and they play a cow-spotting game called Cows; she has dominated him, but he went up seven to nothing while the other two slept. (playful) — 00:02:54
2008-11-06 · Funny Noises from Tennessee — Hank: On the way home from the Knoxville gathering, John told Hank not to worry about his late video, since all Nerdfighters want from him is funny noises. (playful) — 00:01:08
2008-11-06 · Funny Noises from Tennessee — Hank says the gatherings keep going well and he messes up his songs less often, though he has not yet played one without a mistake. — 00:02:07
2008-11-06 · Funny Noises from Tennessee — announcement: Hank: Tomorrow the tour will be in Gadsden, Alabama, followed by a day off before moving on. — 00:02:35
2008-11-07 · Vlogging from Gadsden — Hank records live from the Gadsden Public Library in Gadsden, Alabama; they arrived early, so he made a little video. — 00:00:00
2008-11-07 · Vlogging from Gadsden — Hank shows John's signing table (John has wandered off, gets a big chair while Hank gets a little one), stacks of John's books, Nerdfighter shirts, and Katherine reading Paper Towns. (playful) — 00:00:46
2008-11-07 · Vlogging from Gadsden — announcement: Hank: They are live on BlogTV right now and will broadcast the entire Gadsden event there; the link is in the sidebar. — 00:01:20
2008-11-17 · Life on Tour — John: With Hank in the next hotel room, John greets Nerdfighters and presents a day in their life on tour. — 00:00:14
2008-11-17 · Life on Tour — John: The day starts with the iPhone alarm at an ungodly hour, brushing teeth while fielding questions about his hair, and meeting Hank and the Katherine in the hallway. (playful) — 00:00:14
2008-11-17 · Life on Tour — John: Katherine interrupts polite conversation to spot cows; John says she is very good at cows. (playful) — 00:01:24
2008-11-17 · Life on Tour — John: They arrive in Pittsburgh, where John jokingly contemplates how he will 'pwn' Maureen Johnson. (playful) — 00:01:24
2008-11-17 · Life on Tour — announcement: John looks forward to seeing Nerdfighters in Kansas City and St. Paul. — 00:02:51
2008-11-24 · DFTBA Records — Hank says the Tour de Nerdfighting was fantastic and that, thanks to viewers, he lives in Nerdfighteria, the best place in the world. (playful) — 00:00:23
2008-11-27 · Thanksgiving in Asheville — John enjoyed three weeks with Hank and Katherine on the Tour de Nerdfighting: playing cows, meeting thousands of nerdfighters, watching Hank become a rock star. — 00:00:00
2008-11-27 · Thanksgiving in Asheville — John jokes that he hopes it may one day be normal to call your wife a Yeti. (joke) — 00:01:13
2008-12-17 (said on 2008-12-16, implied) · One More Day Until the P4A!!! — announcement: Hank says he, John and his wife will spend most of the 48 hours of the 17th and 18th on it: John on BlogTV from noon Eastern, Hank later into the night. — 00:00:00
2008-12-17 (said on 2008-12-16, implied) · One More Day Until the P4A!!! — Hank recalls last year's (2007) P4A as a huge YouTube-wide party: he and Katherine commented across videos and he found new YouTubers who became real-life friends. — 00:00:29
2008-12-29 · Comment Haters and Christmas — Hank says he gave Katherine a ukulele and hopes viewers will see a Hank and Katherine duet in the future. (hedged) — 00:02:21

Also named in: Sharing Presents in Westport

2009

2009-01-28 · Stock Adviser (Via Britney) — Hank: Because the song is a parody of a song far outside his range, Hank got Katherine to sing it and lip-synced over her vocals. — 00:00:00
2009-01-28 · Stock Adviser (Via Britney) — announcement: Hank says John agreed it is perfectly okay to do parodies on Song Wednesdays, though John did not say Katherine could sing. — 00:00:32
2009-03-08 · PEEPS for Bangladesh — John says a gas leak caused an explosion of three buildings in Bozeman, Montana, and his first thought was the hope that Hank and Katherine were okay. — 00:00:00
2009-03-11 (said on 2009-03-12, implied) · I'm Not Edward Cullen: A Song — Katherine Green: Katherine's character answers that only Edward can protect her, citing his century of saved-up wealth and virginity, and says she can't love the boyfriend. (parody) — 00:00:57
2009-04-30 · A GOAT GIVING BIRTH — Hank thanks Michael Aranda for the techno remix arrangement and the Katherine for singing harmony with him. — 00:02:44
2009-05-06 · Dead Boy's Girlfriend — Harry Potter: In the song, Harry laments that the first girl he fell for, whom he was too slow to ask to the Yule Ball, is dead Cedric Diggory's girlfriend. (fiction) — 00:00:56
2009-05-06 · Dead Boy's Girlfriend — Hank credits Katherine with writing the song's music and says they make a pretty great team. — 00:03:46
2009-05-08 · Star Trek: The Movie, Review — Hank shows a VHS tape Katherine recorded off television with Next Generation episodes and a documentary, evidence of the household's nerd streak. — 00:00:49
2009-05-13 · My Birthday Rocks — Hank: Among birthday-mail superlatives Hank shows the largest birthday card he has ever received, a card with Katherine, John and the Yeti, and one saying he could have gone to Hogwarts had it not been stuck in time. (playful) — 00:02:06
2009-05-13 · GREEN SCREEN!!!! — Hank: For Hank's birthday Katherine took him to Spokane in their new Civic to see Spamalot, the Monty Python Broadway extension, which he found pretty good. — 00:01:17
2009-06-17 (said on 2009-06-16, implied) · Half a Beard — John teases that Hank, though in better shape than him, also has 'a little bit more of you in the middle' than he used to. (playful, hedged) — 00:01:34
2009-06-29 (said on 2009-06-28, implied) · GAY is NOT an INSULT — John hopes Hank is having fun with their parents and Katherine. (hedged) — 00:03:08
2009-06-30 · Nerdfighter MARRIAGE PROPOSAL — John recalls that he did not ask the Yeti to marry him himself: he had Hendrik Hertzberg do it when signing John's copy of his book Politics. — 00:00:39
2009-07-09 · The Katherine is a Master of Science! — Hank's wife Katherine gets her master of science degree and then goes to a baseball game, per the video description. — video description
2009-07-09 · The Katherine is a Master of Science! — Katherine Green: Katherine says that in a freak storm she and Hank hid in a bush; talking to her mom, with her computer bag on her shoulder, she fell, hit her head and scraped her arm, but it's okay because she's a master of science. — 00:00:07
2009-07-15 · This Isn't Hogwarts! A Harry Potter Song — Hank and Katherine went to the midnight showing of Half-Blood Prince last night, found it awesome and saw Nerdfighters there. — 00:03:02
2009-08-10 (said on 2009-08-09, implied) · HipPOTATOmus — John can show little footage because the Yeti is in all of it, and showing her would make Nerdfighteria collapse. (playful) — 00:00:23
2009-08-11 · The Island of Nerdfighteria? — John: Asked again to show the Yeti after three years, John says he cannot, because her cuteness would break viewers' computers. (playful) — 00:01:39
2009-09-22 · Paper Towns in Paperback: A How-to Guide — John credits their commitment and organization with putting Paper Towns on the New York Times bestseller list, thanks them for gifts, and says the tour let him meet Nerdfighters. — 00:00:00
2009-09-25 · Fake John Green : New Album : Shirts — Hank says when he showed Katherine the shirt, she suspiciously asked who sent it to him, until she realized it was not from some random girl. (playful) — 00:02:55
2009-09-29 (said on 2009-09-30, implied) · DFTBA TAKEOVER!!! — Hank says Katherine sang the Rancid song while they recorded it, then surprised him by adding harmonies; he calls her cover really awesome and points viewers to it. — 00:01:27
2009-11-24 · 50 THINGS!! That I'm Thankful For — Hank is thankful for personal things: being his age and still finding farts funny, a wife who does too, friends, his bed, his cat, his guitar, Nerdfighters and Nerdfighteria, and his wife. (playful) — 00:02:43
2009-12-15 · In Which A Secret Is Revealed — John 'discovers' a crib in his new filming spot and reveals that the Yeti, his wife, is going to have a baby. (playful) — 00:03:36
2009-12-22 · John and Hank Take on X-Scape! — Katherine Green: Katherine says she doesn't think she would enjoy the ride either; it is a little too high. (hedged) — 00:02:53
2009-12-23 · Amazing Christmas Facts With John and Hank — John says he usually hates Christmas but is into it this year (2009): he and his wife expect their first kid, and Hank, Katherine, Mom and Dad are all there. — 00:00:34
2009-12-27 · How To Be a Nerdfighter: A Vlogbrothers FAQ — Hank says John is an award-winning author of Looking for Alaska, An Abundance of Katherines and Paper Towns who has won awards including the Edgar and the Printz. — 00:00:49
2009-12-27 · How To Be a Nerdfighter: A Vlogbrothers FAQ — both: The brothers explain that 'the Yeti' is John's wife and 'the Katherine' is Hank's wife. (playful) — 00:02:55

Also named in: Puppet Santa Dance Party / Hard Times in Book Publishing, Eating Man Meat, HANKO DE MAYO! Happy Birthday Hank!

2010

2010-01-06 (said on 2010-01-05, implied) · 15 Hours in Target! — Hank: Twelve hours in, Katherine joins Hank and they do math in the candy aisle to find the candy worst for you, measured by calories per gram. — 00:02:13
2010-01-18 · Fatherhood — John is comforted that even with a 'doofus' for a father, the baby will have an awesome mom and an awesome Uncle Hank and Aunt Katherine. — 00:02:28
2010-01-25 · Name My Dog! — Hank and Katherine are fostering a greyhound that didn't work out in another home; she is an eight-year-old female, adorable and very nice. — 00:01:08
2010-01-25 · Name My Dog! — Hank: Whether they keep the dog depends on Cameo, who (Hank jokes) outvotes everyone on pet decisions and is firmly against the dog; the dog kind of dislikes Cameo, or possibly likes her too much. If they become friends, they will keep her. (playful, hedged) — 00:01:35
2010-03-12 · Peeing, Pooping, Prescription Drugs, and Ramen Noodle Fires — Hank says he and Katherine fostered a greyhound hoping to keep her, but the adoption agency saw how she eyed their cat and required a home without small furry pets; she now has one down the valley. — 00:00:00
2010-03-12 · Peeing, Pooping, Prescription Drugs, and Ramen Noodle Fires — Hank: After waiting for a new group of retired racing greyhounds to reach Missoula, Hank and Katherine adopted a very sweet dog whose track name was Tina Fey; they named her Lemon. — 00:00:29
2010-03-12 · Peeing, Pooping, Prescription Drugs, and Ramen Noodle Fires — Hank passes on Katherine's question: why don't we have water beds that double as aquariums? (playful) — 00:01:57
2010-03-17 · Side-Boob is Not my Ultimate Concern — Hank would die for his wife, freedom for people he cares about, restoring the lost Library of Alexandria, peaceful alien contact, and free non-polluting energy for everyone. — 00:00:29
2010-04-14 · Fun is Important. Being Serious Isn't — Hank is out on an uphill hike with Katherine and Lemon, hunting wildflowers and a geocache; he can't find the cache at first, but they find its logbook at the end. — 00:00:01
2010-04-21 · The Insurrection of Subjugated Knowledges — John: The Foucault talk is a ruse: John orders Hank to stop watching, asks Katherine to make him, and greets Nerdfighters free of Hank. (playful) — 00:00:29
2010-04-28 · Who's in Your Hug Bucket? — Hank says his own hug bucket is sturdy and quite full: daily hugs from Katherine, which he prefers above all, plus John, Alex Day, Charlie McDonnell, Shay Carl, friends and family. (hedged) — 00:02:09
2010-05-17 · My YouTube Story is Short — Hank's second objection: May 17 is already the birthday of 'the most important Catherine in the entire world', his wife. (playful) — 00:00:29
2010-05-17 · My YouTube Story is Short — ask: Hank asks viewers to leave birthday wishes for Katherine in the comments. — 00:00:29
2010-05-17 · My YouTube Story is Short — Hank: The other shows Hank and Katherine on a thrift-store couch singing about how amazing the first Project for Awesome was; Hank says the P4A has since grown bigger and better. — 00:01:10
2010-06-23 (said on 2010-06-24, implied) · GOOOOOOOL!!!! — Hank: Reading in bed with his wife in hot Missoula, windows open, Hank heard simultaneous screams across his neighborhood and checked Twitter on his Droid: every tweet said goal. — 00:00:00
2010-07-26 (said on 2010-07-24, implied) · Hank's Life in a Day — Hank: At Missoula's farmers' market, a big deal in town, a cook made Katherine a fried egg sandwich (as for about a thousand others) and Hank got peanut curry. — 00:00:29
2010-07-26 (said on 2010-07-24, implied) · Hank's Life in a Day — Hank: Because their condo has no yard, Hank and Katherine keep a community garden plot, cheaply rented from the cemetery on condition it can be reclaimed for burials. — 00:01:52
2010-07-26 (said on 2010-07-24, implied) · Hank's Life in a Day — Hank: At Splash Montana, quaint and tiny by the standards of Hank's Florida childhood, they mostly lounged, Katherine ate a taco-topped bag of Doritos, and they rode slides. — 00:02:21
2010-07-30 · Demon Four Year Old — Hank: Katherine's parents, who have never had high-speed internet, are visiting; they are interested and supportive but don't really understand what Hank does. — 00:00:32
2010-07-30 · Demon Four Year Old — Hank thanks Katherine's parents for being nice about his job even though they don't get it. — 00:01:00
2010-07-30 · Demon Four Year Old — Hank: Katherine's brother, sister-in-law and their four-year-old son, Hank's nephew, are also in town, making a big group. — 00:01:05
2010-07-30 · Demon Four Year Old — Hank: Joking aside, Hank says his nephew is fun, funny and cute; the boy wakes at 6 a.m. every day, so Hank has been going to sleep much earlier than usual. — 00:01:51
2010-08-04 · Family, Love and BISON ATTACKS! — Hank: Katherine's family is still in town and they are packing in epic family adventures, since they see them only rarely. — 00:00:00
2010-08-04 · Family, Love and BISON ATTACKS! — Hank: They visited Greenough Park, which Hank and Katherine used to live across from; Hank likes to throw rocks while Katherine builds things out of them. (playful) — 00:00:32
2010-08-04 · Family, Love and BISON ATTACKS! — Hank's nephew saw his first live deer in Greenough Park and wanted to hug it; Hank's warning that people who approach wild animals get badly hurt was too much information for him. — 00:00:32
2010-08-04 · Family, Love and BISON ATTACKS! — Hank: So the nephew's first baseball game was the Missoula Osprey, which Hank calls the worst team in the minorest of the minor leagues; there was no rally. (playful) — 00:01:31
2010-08-04 · Family, Love and BISON ATTACKS! — Hank: The nephew then had to leave, which Hank found sad but also a bit of a relief because the boy is a little high-maintenance. (playful) — 00:01:31
2010-08-04 · Family, Love and BISON ATTACKS! — Hank: With the nephew gone, Hank and Katherine's parents took a longer trip to the National Bison Range, where Hank hit his head on a pile of antlers amid plague-level grasshoppers. — 00:02:00
2010-08-23 · Make-up Tutorial: Katniss Everdeen Look — Hank has to make a makeup tutorial but neither he, Katherine nor anyone they know owns makeup, so they go to Target. (playful) — 00:00:04
2010-08-30 · Thoughts from Places: The Centennial Valley — Hank: About a week ago Hank woke at 6 am to watch the sunrise, which he had not seen in a while, while he and Katherine stayed at a working ranch in Montana's Centennial Valley. — 00:00:00
2010-08-30 · Thoughts from Places: The Centennial Valley — Hank and Katherine were at the ranch, some 40–50 miles from Monida, for the wedding of two of Hank's favourite people; his 'somewhere' had become most people's 'nowhere'. — 00:00:29
2010-08-30 · Thoughts from Places: The Centennial Valley — Hank: A six-inch steel spike punctured their tire; Hank was grateful for a good spare, since otherwise they would wait for a passing car, perhaps once a day. — 00:01:18
2010-08-30 · Thoughts from Places: The Centennial Valley — Hank stepped in a whistle pig hole and sprained his ankle; Katherine feared the hospital was 500 miles away (it is 179), and he could not dance at the reception. (playful) — 00:01:47
2010-09-29 · MY FRIEND CHESTER — John says that three years ago he and Sarah (the Yeti) moved from New York City to Indianapolis, where more space meant buying a lot of furniture. — 00:00:43
2010-11-03 · Phineas Gage: A Song — Hank thanks Katherine and Lemon for helping film the video, joking that Lemon didn't help at all, and apologizes for the unclean lens. (playful) — 00:03:26
2010-11-29 (said on 2010-11-28, implied) · John and Hank: The Out-Takes — John recounts that the night before, Katherine wanted to thank the fish, and his wife answered 'I see you, fish', which he calls the best joke ever. (playful) — 00:03:05
2010-12-27 · To: You - - From: The Vlogbrothers — Hank: Katherine gave Hank a heavy bag that turned out to be full of his favourite guilty-pleasure foods, including fudge rounds, of which one is left. (playful) — 00:00:51
2010-12-27 · To: You - - From: The Vlogbrothers — Hank got a keychain, the first time he and Katherine have had separate keychains, with a key cut into a bottle opener that Katherine bought on Etsy. — 00:02:02

Also named in: Hello Baby!!

2011

2011-01-07 · CONCUSSED Question Friday — John: Will viewers ever see the Yeti? After consulting 'Yeti Researcher' magazine, John says he doesn't think they ever will. (playful) — 00:01:48
2011-01-14 · Top 5 Actual Conspiracies — announcement: Hank: On his Let's Play channel HankGames, Hank will start playing Lego Harry Potter as soon as he hits 15,000 subscribers; those who want to see it should subscribe. — 00:03:39
2011-02-07 · Cancer Sniffing Dog — recommendation: Hank says Katherine guest-starred with him in an episode of Hank Plays Lego Harry Potter, which he calls hilarious and adorable, and tells viewers to watch it. — 00:03:00
2011-04-18 · 2D Glasses! Take the Headache out of 3D — Hank: After the comic complaint, Hank admits he actually likes 3D movies and goes to see all movies with his wife. — 00:00:19
2011-04-18 · 2D Glasses! Take the Headache out of 3D — Hank: When Hank proposed seeing Tron on opening night, Katherine let slip for the first time that 3D movies give her a headache. — 00:00:36
2011-04-18 · 2D Glasses! Take the Headache out of 3D — Hank dragged Katherine to Tron anyway; she watched half of it pirate-style and still got a headache. (playful) — 00:00:54
2011-04-18 · 2D Glasses! Take the Headache out of 3D — announcement: Hank announces that, after phoning a 3D-glasses maker (in his skit ordering 5,000), he really made 2D Glasses for watching 3D movies in 2D. — 00:01:08
2011-04-18 · 2D Glasses! Take the Headache out of 3D — Hank says Katherine has watched several movies with the glasses and prototypes and calls them wonderful, joking she can't just be saying so because she's his wife. (playful) — 00:01:27
2011-04-18 · 2D Glasses! Take the Headache out of 3D — announcement: Hank: 2D Glasses are sold only online at 2d-glasses.com, with a special introductory offer of $7.99 per pair and $2 off when buying two. — 00:02:02
2011-04-18 · 2D Glasses! Take the Headache out of 3D — Hank: The lighting changed because between filmings Hank saw Rio in 3D; it was beautiful, and Katherine enjoyed it without pain thanks to the 2D glasses. — 00:03:00
2011-04-22 · 500,000 Subscribers (Almost...and Thank You) — announcement: Hank: 2D Glasses can now be bought on Amazon, for people without or not wanting a PayPal account. — 00:03:24
2011-05-02 · Osama Bin Laden is Dead — Hank says Sunday, the first of May, was a fantastic day: breakfast downtown with Katherine, a part in friends' movie, Win Win, and A Clash of Kings on his porch. — 00:00:01
2011-05-02 · Osama Bin Laden is Dead — Hank: While Katherine was in the bathroom during a Mario Kart Wii game, Hank checked Twitter and ended up watching Obama's address with the Mario Kart music playing. — 00:00:31
2011-05-02 · Osama Bin Laden is Dead — Hank: Calling it a surreal moment, Hank admits he and Katherine high-fived, then raced the 100cc Banana Cup, which Katherine won. — 00:00:45
2011-05-05 · IT'S HANKO DE MAYO!! — John: Frustrated with ever more three-dimensional screens, John says playfully, Hank invented 2D glasses. (playful) — 00:01:38
2011-05-06 · Happy Birthday To Me! — Hank: Katherine gave Hank a membership in the They Might Be Giants fan club. — 00:02:28
2011-05-11 · 1990's Sim Games. SO GOOD! — Hank has been playing Portal 2 on his gaming channel, plus Lego Harry Potter and Assassin's Creed, which he is about to finish. — 00:00:14
2011-05-20 · How to Vlog: From the Vlogbrothers — Hank says his vlogging voice is not how he talks to his wife at home: he imagines himself on a gigantic stage talking to one person in the audience. — 00:00:45
2011-05-25 · Thoughts from a Battlefield — Hank: A couple of weeks ago Hank and Katherine took a mini-vacation at a hot spring in tiny Jackson, Montana, and on the drive home stopped at a big sign. — 00:00:08
2011-06-10 · Then I Took Off My Bra — announcement: John says he and Hank will go on tour in the United States when his new, as-yet-untitled but soon-to-be-titled book comes out. — 00:02:15
2011-06-10 · Then I Took Off My Bra — ask: John: Saying the brothers are not that creative, John asks Nerdfighteria what they would like to see happen and do on the tour (where to go is a separate conversation). — 00:02:39
2011-07-01 · Humping the Town — Hank says Geoff Pepos filmed it because Katherine probably wouldn't want to, and once told it was a punishment he made sure it was punishing, as in a long shot of Hank humping a restaurant sign. (playful) — 00:02:20
2011-07-13 · ELLEN HARDCASTLE IS HERE! A Reunion Video — recommendation: John touts the album's songs: Phineas Gage, Strange Charm (best song ever about quarks), Shake a Booty (one of his favourites) and, from Katherine, Fermi Paradox. (playful) — 00:02:11
2011-08-22 (said on 2011-08-23, implied) · Thoughts from a Butterfly Hatch — Hank says that this weekend (20–21 August 2011) he and Katherine went hiking in the Bitterroot Valley and came across a hatch of butterflies, which John, having left Missoula, missed. — 00:00:00
2011-08-22 (said on 2011-08-23, implied) · Thoughts from a Butterfly Hatch — Hank says the very tame butterfly in his close-ups puzzled him, so he asked Twitter; the consensus is 'probably an eastern comma', but anglewings look so alike that they would probably need to examine its genitalia to be sure. (hedged) — video description
2011-08-22 (said on 2011-08-23, implied) · Thoughts from a Butterfly Hatch — Hank says most of the butterflies they saw, tens of thousands he thinks, were western whites, alongside a bunch of other species. (hedged) — 00:00:59
2011-08-22 (said on 2011-08-23, implied) · Thoughts from a Butterfly Hatch — Hank noticed what looked like rose petals on the water and realised they were butterflies. — 00:01:57
2011-08-22 (said on 2011-08-23, implied) · Thoughts from a Butterfly Hatch — Hank: With so many butterflies, every predator was full: chipmunks, which don't normally eat them, ate them; chickadees could hardly fly; spider webs were torn apart. (playful) — 00:02:43
2011-08-22 (said on 2011-08-23, implied) · Thoughts from a Butterfly Hatch — Hank saw bees attack butterflies, chew off their wings and fly off with the bodies, which he hadn't known they did; some carried off whole butterflies. — 00:02:43
2011-09-14 (said on 2011-09-15, implied) · How to Make Ideas Real: Readit1st.com — Hank: Before Nerdfighteria, Hank tested the idea on Katherine, his wife and number one wall to throw ideas at; she is smart and loving enough to be quick and entirely merciless. — 00:00:49
2011-09-20 (said on 2011-09-19, implied) · Fifth Anniversary with The Katherine — Hank says he and Katherine are on San Juan Island, Washington, on vacation for their fifth wedding anniversary; they have been married five years. — 00:00:02
2011-09-20 (said on 2011-09-19, implied) · Fifth Anniversary with The Katherine — Katherine Green: Katherine says she could stay married for another five years at least, and tells Hank to ask her again in five years. (playful) — 00:00:21
2011-09-20 (said on 2011-09-19, implied) · Fifth Anniversary with The Katherine — Katherine Green: Asked whether her view of Hank has changed since the wedding, Katherine says no: they dated a long time before marrying, so she already had a formed opinion of him. — 00:01:08
2011-09-20 (said on 2011-09-19, implied) · Fifth Anniversary with The Katherine — Katherine Green: Katherine says she is appreciative of Nerdfighteria but, loving to hang out with Hank, is a little bit jealous of it sometimes. — 00:01:20
2011-09-20 (said on 2011-09-19, implied) · Fifth Anniversary with The Katherine — Katherine Green: Katherine says she enjoys HankGames and rewatching the episodes; she never played video games alone, and growing up the fun was playing Battletoads on the NES with friends. — 00:01:33
2011-09-20 (said on 2011-09-19, implied) · Fifth Anniversary with The Katherine — Katherine Green: Katherine says she hates tiny garden slugs (Lemon gets up from the grass with slugs on her legs) but enjoyed meeting the much bigger slugs in Washington. — 00:02:33
2011-09-21 · NERD FACTOR — John congratulates Hank on five years of marriage. — 00:00:00
2011-09-23 · The Improbability of Place - Thoughts from the San Juans — Hank says they went to Friday Harbor and San Juan Island, and that Katherine, asked for a video topic, instantly suggested 'the improbability of place'. — 00:00:51
2011-10-05 · SIGNING MADNESS — John: The Yeti (Sarah) sits with John watching TV at night while he signs and, when bored, draws Yetis on some of the signed sheets. (playful) — 00:01:24
2011-10-19 · Question Wed — THE COVER OF THE FAULT IN OUR STARS! — John: There will be exactly one Hanklerfished and Yetified copy of The Fault in Our Stars. (playful) — 00:02:30
2011-10-26 · 7,000,000,000 People — recommendation: Hank's end-screen picks: a song by Dr. Noise (watch to the epic end), HankGames videos (Swindon Town, Super Mario Bros. Wii with Katherine) and last week's (week of 17 October 2011) Truth or Fail on October holidays. — 00:03:18
2011-10-31 · Pumpkin Slashing, Sexy Watermelons, and Zombie Tools with Jayne — Hank: Katherine is dressed as Kaylee, Firefly's mechanic; Hank says they are exploring an alternate future in which the two characters got together. (playful) — 00:00:00
2011-11-02 · LECTROJOG! — John shows the painting behind him: he rides a smoking French llama in a Swoodilypoopers jersey, with Henry and a Yeti, labelled the adventures of John Green. — 00:02:15
2011-11-02 · LECTROJOG! — John jokes that the video will alienate new viewers; understanding it takes 894 Vlogbrothers videos, the Swoodilypoopers, some Hank and Katherine play videos and joining Tumblr. (playful) — 00:02:15
2011-11-04 · You CAN Judge a Book by its Cover! — Hank jokes that he had Katherine check his own hair whorl, which is clockwise, 'so now we know for sure'. (joke) — 00:01:23
2011-11-23 · Why are Barns Red and Kardashians Famous — Hank: By Green family tradition, Hank tells John what he's thankful for this Thanksgiving: his brother, his viewers, his family and his wife, fulfilling an obligation to their mother. — 00:00:03
2011-11-28 · Stuffed with STUFF! — Hank reports on HankGames: The Miracle of Swindon Town is up, Katherine plays Skyward Sword alone, they play Super Mario Bros. Wii together, and he plays Assassin's Creed Revelations. — 00:00:29
2011-11-28 · Stuffed with STUFF! — Hank adds that he also has 'SciShow and Crash Course things' going, but all is well as long as he can play Super Mario Bros. Wii with his wife. — 00:03:24
2011-12-07 · World's Stupidest Dog — Hank: Lemon is wary of anything new; when they got her nearly everything was, from bicycles to rivers, but she took at once to cuddling, her third favourite thing after food and running. — 00:02:31
2011-12-09 · Puppies and The Tour de Nerdfighting 2012 — John recalls the 2008 Tour de Nerdfighting, when he, Hank and Katherine piled into a minivan, played cows and travelled the country. — 00:00:00
2011-12-09 · Puppies and The Tour de Nerdfighting 2012 — announcement: John announces that three and a half years later he, Hank and Katherine are going back on tour to celebrate the release of The Fault in Our Stars, in a slightly larger vehicle. — 00:00:00
2011-12-09 · Puppies and The Tour de Nerdfighting 2012 — announcement: John: In one take John lists the stops: Boston, New York, Washington DC, Raleigh, Atlanta, Birmingham, New Orleans, Houston, Austin, Albuquerque, Tempe, Santa Monica, San Francisco, Portland, Seattle and Vancouver. — 00:00:00
2011-12-09 · Puppies and The Tour de Nerdfighting 2012 — announcement: John says the tour gatherings will feature music, readings, decreasing worldsuck, punishments and hilarity. — video description
2011-12-09 · Puppies and The Tour de Nerdfighting 2012 — ask: John invites tour questions in the comments or on Tumblr and says he will try to reply. — video description
2011-12-09 · Puppies and The Tour de Nerdfighting 2012 — announcement: John says the tour mostly sticks to the coast, not for lack of love for the Midwest, but because it snows there in January and they travel by car; he apologises to the Midwest. — 00:00:45
2011-12-09 · Puppies and The Tour de Nerdfighting 2012 — announcement: John: The tour starts January 10th, the day the book comes out, and ends January 31st. — 00:01:15
2011-12-09 · Puppies and The Tour de Nerdfighting 2012 — announcement: John: In most cases admission is the price of a copy of The Fault in Our Stars bought from the host bookstore, which gets you a signed, Hanklerfished book, a poster and the show. — 00:01:15
2011-12-09 · Puppies and The Tour de Nerdfighting 2012 — announcement: John: The show will feature John reading from The Fault in Our Stars, Hank playing songs, discussion (and jokingly electrocution and puppetry); John will sign books and Hank CDs. — 00:01:49
2011-12-09 · Puppies and The Tour de Nerdfighting 2012 — announcement: John: Tickets are going fast and New York is almost sold out; they are trying to add a second New York event; ticket details are in the doobly-doo. (hedged) — 00:02:19
2011-12-09 · Puppies and The Tour de Nerdfighting 2012 — announcement: John: Summing up, Hank, Katherine, John and occasionally the Yeti will be on tour in January 2012. — 00:02:19
2011-12-19 · Sharpie Face and Little Hank: The Project for Awesome's Aftermath — announcement: John: Tour de Nerdfighting updates are in the doobly-doo: shows in Vancouver, Boston, New York, Portland and Raleigh are sold out, but tickets remain in many cities. — 00:01:56
2011-12-28 · Goats Mating — announcement: John: There are some new tickets to the Boston Tour de Nerdfighting event, and its venue has changed. — video description

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2012

2012-01-10 (said on 2012-01-09, implied) · The Fault in Our Stars — John is a bit stressed: he has to leave his family for a month, which is a bummer, but he is excited to go on tour. — 00:00:12
2012-01-10 (said on 2012-01-09, implied) · The Fault in Our Stars — announcement: John says Tour de Nerdfighting tickets remain only near New Orleans, Houston, Austin, Phoenix, Albuquerque, Seattle and San Francisco, with ticket info in the description. — 00:02:31
2012-01-13 (said on 2012-01-10, implied) · TFiOS PARTY! — announcement: Hank says that during the tour the brothers do 'Nerdcash': leaving bags of buttons in places, which viewers can only find out about by following them on Twitter. — 00:01:07
2012-01-17 · Thoughts from Places: The Tour — John: On tour John wakes every morning after a few hours of sleep with 'Five Hundred Miles' stuck in his head, packs up and drives 500 miles or so in the van to the next place. — 00:00:01
2012-01-17 · Thoughts from Places: The Tour — John: They arrive in the early afternoon to lots of books needing signatures and Hanklerfishes, which takes a couple of hours. — 00:00:25
2012-01-17 · Thoughts from Places: The Tour — John: Then many people arrive, wearing John's face or Doctor Who shirts, bringing book cakes, some with things he wrote tattooed on their bodies; John finds it amazing, beautiful and completely terrifying. — 00:00:43
2012-01-17 · Thoughts from Places: The Tour — John: At the show John reads and talks about The Fault in Our Stars, Hank sings, John answers questions, Hank wears a tutu, and in joint questions whoever is talking when the timer goes off is shocked with Charlie McDonnell's 'patented shocker'. — 00:01:37
2012-01-17 · Thoughts from Places: The Tour — John: After the show they sign for five hours, reach the hotel around 2 a.m., and John sleeps a few hours before it starts again. — 00:02:10
2012-01-20 · Thoughts on SOPA From New Orleans — Hank: The brothers are in New Orleans and played a show last night (19 January 2012) in a synagogue, weird but awesome; John is at a conference while Hank walks the city with his wife, eating and watching street performers. — 00:00:00
2012-01-27 · In 'N' Out-Erview — John: A traveller, apparently John (speaker inferred), says he had four hours of sleep and asks Hank for a very quiet video. (playful) — 00:00:00
2012-01-27 · In 'N' Out-Erview — Hank narrates the drive from Arizona across the river into California, with back-and-forth over where the border is, and a stop at the Jesus Christ is Lord Travel Center. (playful) — 00:00:00
2012-01-27 · In 'N' Out-Erview — both: The brothers banter about the tour shows: a show line 'my greatest accomplishment is being your brother' is called a favourite joke, and one brother gets shocked almost every night instead of the other (speakers unclear). (playful) — 00:01:27
2012-01-27 · In 'N' Out-Erview — John: Asked what he does backstage before a show, John says he mostly watches Hank play the same Chameleon Circuit song over and over; the brothers then joke about nerves and practising the set songs. (playful) — 00:02:00
2012-01-31 · How It Felt — John's description thanks everyone who came to the tour, the independent bookstores and theaters that hosted it, and the Nerdfighter who held the camera. — video description
2012-01-31 · How It Felt — John says the Tour de Nerdfighting is coming to an end after three weeks; last night (30 January 2012) they were signing in Seattle. — 00:00:01
2012-01-31 · How It Felt — John says the three weeks were like the internet became IRL: fun, clever, crowded, good to be a nerd, with talk of Sherlock and Doctor Who and singing of songs about particle physics. — 00:00:01
2012-01-31 · How It Felt — John: Like the internet, the tour went by very fast, like pressing the down key on Tumblr; John says a problem with the internet is that things pass too fast to really experience them. — 00:00:30
2012-01-31 · How It Felt — John, Hank and Katherine talked yesterday (30 January 2012) about how they hardly remember the 2008 Tour de Nerdfighting, what it was like or how it felt. — 00:00:30
2012-01-31 · How It Felt — John tells Hank the video is for their future selves: this is what the tour was like and how it felt; a montage follows with a crowd singing 'Five Hundred Miles'. — 00:00:51
2012-02-03 · An Awful Lot of Touring — Hank says someone on tour suggested he redo 'An Awful Lot of Running' as 'An Awful Lot of Driving', and he did; he sings the parody about tour life. — 00:00:00
2012-02-03 · An Awful Lot of Touring — Hank: In the song Hank describes the tour bus, playing Xbox 360 and beating John, waiting stage left every night, and stopping at 17 places in 21 days on cookies and gas station food. (playful) — 00:00:00
2012-02-03 · An Awful Lot of Touring — Hank tells John that he and Katherine kept saying 'we did it' after the last show, at the hotel, the airport, landing in Missoula and getting into their own bed. — 00:00:54
2012-02-03 · An Awful Lot of Touring — Hank wants to look back on the three weeks but can't: asked for a fun tour story he can't think of one; the tour feels like it lasted forever and took no time at all. — 00:01:35
2012-02-03 · An Awful Lot of Touring — Hank thanks the many people who made the tour possible, especially those who came out and were enthusiastic, and says he doesn't know how he got so lucky. — 00:03:18
2012-04-06 · Can I be Space President? — Hank spent one of the coolest days of his life talking with the people building the James Webb Space Telescope, together with his wife, Michael Aranda and Ze Frank. — 00:00:00
2012-04-06 · Can I be Space President? — Hank's video about the Webb telescope about a year ago apparently delighted NASA, which tweeted at him; it circulated in the offices of NASA and its contractors. (hedged) — 00:00:33
2012-04-06 · Can I be Space President? — Hank: Someone at Lockheed Martin showed the video to Jeff Grant, vice president of space systems at Northrop Grumman, who emailed Hank inviting him to meet people working on the project. — 00:00:33
2012-04-12 (said on 2012-04-13, implied) · Introducing Lizzie Bennet — Hank wanted a great story he loved, something his wife would enjoy, and something dialogue- and character-based so it could be a person talking to a camera rather than a big production. — 00:00:47
2012-04-12 (said on 2012-04-13, implied) · Introducing Lizzie Bennet — Hank calls Pride and Prejudice the best story of all time, a wonderful romance with evolving characters; he would never have cared without Katherine, a huge fan and basically a scholar. (playful) — 00:01:09
2012-04-17 · Thoughts on Romance and Sex in an Airport — John says that when he first saw the Yeti she was in eighth grade, and he did not think he was going to marry her. — 00:01:38
2012-05-15 · Religion and Gay Marriage — John argues that limiting marriage's legal benefits to covenant marriages creates a huge problem: Hank and Katherine, wed in a field, might lose hospital visits, custody or joint taxes, and which churches would count? — 00:02:19
2012-05-15 · Religion and Gay Marriage — John notes that Hank and Katherine married in a field, while John married in a church. — 00:02:27
2012-06-08 · How to be More Productive...With Hank! — Hank jokes that he wrote a script, based on a Russian spam-writing algorithm, that emails his wife romantic messages on important holidays. (joke) — 00:01:10
2012-08-03 · I Don't Understand My Life — recommendation: Hank: A Nerdfighter made Nerdfighter-themed Esthertines that work for anybody, best delivered by hand with a note on why you love them; Hank is going to give Katherine hers. — 00:03:15
2012-09-14 · 1000 VIDEOS!!! — Hank recalls going on tour, beating a Super Mario Bros. game with Katherine, and the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers winning the FA Cup. (playful) — 00:01:48
2012-09-28 · THE EYE OF LONDON: Thoughts from Northern Montana — Hank and Katherine celebrated their sixth anniversary last week (mid-September 2012) by escaping the smoke to northern Montana: D&D characters, Glacier National Park, and a VH1 90s countdown that disappointed him in his generation. — 00:00:00
2012-09-28 · THE EYE OF LONDON: Thoughts from Northern Montana — Hank: At dinner on their hotel deck, someone on the deck above spilled beer through the slats onto them and their kielbasa; Hank says no one was to blame but he still felt mad. (playful) — 00:00:00
2012-09-28 · THE EYE OF LONDON: Thoughts from Northern Montana — Hank: On the way to Whitefish Hank almost hit a small spotted deer; he avoided it only because he had not left the gas station two seconds earlier. — 00:00:29
2012-09-28 · THE EYE OF LONDON: Thoughts from Northern Montana — Hank: Later that weekend Hank and Katherine rode a chairlift to the top of Big Mountain; both are a bit afraid of heights, Katherine slightly more. — 00:01:56
2012-09-28 · THE EYE OF LONDON: Thoughts from Northern Montana — Hank: a path is a communal creation of countless footsteps, and indicates both a journey and a destination, which are always better shared with someone you love. — 00:03:08
2012-11-02 · Disney Buys Star Wars and DFTVA! — recommendation: Hank made his first playlist, linked in the description, of about half an hour of videos on the news, including him and Katherine on Darcy Day; it works only on computers. (hedged) — 00:02:48
2012-11-13 · I Was a Child Poet. And a Bad One. — John: Among the finds: his early work 'The Best New Years Resolution Ever: Happy New Year Streamers' and misprinted EcoGeek business cards from January 2007. — 00:00:34
2012-11-23 · Black Friday: An Accident of History — Hank is thankful for his supportive parents, his beautiful, intelligent and hilarious wife, his new Wii U, and his friends in Missoula and around the world. — 00:02:30
2012-12-04 · Time for AWESOME — John signs off saying he has to call the Yeti to tell her the good news. — 00:03:24

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2013

2013-01-15 (said on 2013-01-14, implied) · North Korean Chicken, Stagecoach Travel, and other Thoughts from before Carnegie Hall — John says Hank and Katherine's trip to New York was a nightmare of delays, missed connections and lost baggage, taking 23 hours from Missoula. — 00:00:00
2013-01-15 (said on 2013-01-14, implied) · North Korean Chicken, Stagecoach Travel, and other Thoughts from before Carnegie Hall — John hopes Hank's guitar arrives before Hank has to play songs on it at Carnegie Hall. (hedged) — 00:00:00
2013-01-15 · An Evening of Awesome at Carnegie Hall — John says after years of bad stories about a chaplain like himself, he wrote Looking for Alaska, about grief, and An Abundance of Katherines, about not being special. — 00:51:58
2013-01-15 · An Evening of Awesome at Carnegie Hall — Hank says his favorite thing is his wife; after seeing the Mountain Goats alone in Missoula while Katherine was away, he wrote one of his two love songs. (hedged) — 02:03:09
2013-01-15 · An Evening of Awesome at Carnegie Hall — John: For the finale John brings out the performers, his parents, Julie Strauss-Gabel, Jodi Reamer, Elyse Marshall who made the evening possible, Sean Titone, Katherine, Sarah (whom he first forgot) and Valerie2776. — 02:50:08
2013-01-18 · Thoughts from Carnegie Hall — Hank thanks Neil Gaiman, Kimya Dawson, The Mountain Goats, Ashley and Daniel, Hannah and Grace, Elyse, their parents, their wives and all of Nerdfighteria for making the show possible. — 00:01:44
2013-01-25 · How to Make Friends — Hank tells John they are both very lucky to be married to their best friends. — 00:03:24
2013-02-01 · Football For Nerds — Hank says he is on a plane to England right now; three weeks earlier he decided to film this video, knowing America would be in a Super Bowl frenzy. — 00:00:00
2013-02-05 · Headless Statues and Elton John's Piano: Seeing Sights in London (Thoughts from Places) — John landed in London early in the morning, not even sure what day it was; it rained, then the sun came out six minutes later. (playful) — 00:00:00
2013-02-05 · Headless Statues and Elton John's Piano: Seeing Sights in London (Thoughts from Places) — John met up with Hank, Katherine and CGP Grey, who took them to a crypt that is also a cafe. — 00:01:56
2013-02-08 · The Space Time Continuum: Thoughts from Dublin — Hank says that on the trip he also got to see Charles Darwin's grave, the man who figured out that life, like an individual, is a continuum of inter-related species. — video description
2013-02-08 · The Space Time Continuum: Thoughts from Dublin — Hank: After London, Hank (with John and Katherine) went to Dublin, where he was hit by the realization Americans have in Europe: this place is old. (playful) — 00:00:07
2013-02-12 · Talking to the President — John meant to make a Dublin Thoughts from Places video, but Hank used all of John's footage in his own Dublin video. (playful) — 00:00:03
2013-02-12 · Talking to the President — John: On tour the brothers met more than 6,000 Nerdfighters in ten days; many were nervous and embarrassed though, John says with authority, none had any reason to be, and John felt embarrassed too. — 00:02:20
2013-02-15 · Baby, Harlem, Obama, Dance Crazes, Big Week — Hank got back from the United Kingdom and is jet-lagged. (playful) — 00:02:34
2013-02-19 · Doing Things, On the Importance of — John: Hank's 2D glasses, which render 3D movies in two dimensions, were an idea John thought terrible that turned out brilliant; the 2D glasses empire grows by the day. (playful) — 00:03:14
2013-03-05 · The Gray Speckled Walls Encroach: The Perks and Liabilities of Frequent Flying — John hopes his family time includes Hank and Katherine, but says they will have to come to him because he is not flying. (hedged) — 00:02:42
2013-03-08 · ONE MILLION NERDFIGHTERS! — Hank lists his day: Twitter, filming SciShow, readying P4A perks, a Hank's channel video, folding mug boxes with Katherine at the warehouse, a DFTBA Records video, editing Hank Games Live, Tumblr, a Kiva loan. (playful) — 00:00:00
2013-04-23 · DOCTOR GREEN — John says he has long been the least educated in the family: Hank and Katherine have masters of science, Sarah a master of arts, John only a bachelor of arts. (playful) — 00:00:17
2013-06-21 · New Channels, New Songs, and Just Plain News — announcement: Hank says he and Steph built a computer specifically as a HankGames machine because he wants to play more PC games, and 'Hank and Katherine play Super Mario Bros. Wii' returns today. — 00:02:20
2013-08-06 · Million Dollar Ideas — John recalls refusing Hank's request for $1,000 to start the 2D glasses company ('go suck it'). (playful) — 00:02:50
2013-08-09 · What I Learned at VidCon — Hank thanks his wife, his parents and the VidCon team for supporting him, though he often doesn't know what he's doing. — 00:03:06
2013-08-16 · Harry Potter vs. Science! — Hank, filming at night in London, says he has been having a fantastic time there and must decide what to discuss. — 00:00:00
2013-08-16 · Harry Potter vs. Science! — Hank says the two must-dos of his UK trip blew his mind: the Natural History Museum, where he and Katherine got up early to be first in line, and the Harry Potter Studio Tour in Watford. — 00:00:32
2013-08-20 · Why Are American Health Care Costs So High? — John welcomes Hank back to the United States, where "everything is peachy". (playful) — 00:07:35
2013-09-20 · 42 Amazing Maps — Hank thanks Katherine for being his research assistant on this video. — video description
2013-12-06 · I Am President Snow — Hank says he probably spent enough on fancy dinners with his wife this year (2013) to save other people's lives, but did the normal thing; not evil but complacent, that makes him President Snow. (hedged) — 00:02:28
2013-12-20 · Best Moments of the Project for Awesome — Hank: P4A 2013 credits: web development by Sam Rudge, hosting by Fastly, design by Karen Kavett, Michael Aranda and Vondell Swain (the coin), perk fulfillment by Dave Loos, Matthew Gaydos, Katherine Green and Michael Gardner, perk development by Laura Chernikoff and Colin Hickey. — video description

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2014

2014-02-07 · Kill All The Humans — announcement: Hank promises he is coming back to HankGames, which has long been 'johngames', with multiple videos a week including Pikmin 3 and Hank and Katherine playing Super Mario Brothers U. — 00:02:47
2014-02-14 · Happy Third Chocolate Day! — Hank and Katherine plan to spend Valentine's Day Tim Tam slamming Bailey's Irish Cream while watching the Olympics: being an adult is pretty cool. (playful) — 00:00:20
2014-02-21 · Ranting about Books — Hank notes that 'the Yeti' (Sarah) has a YouTube channel: who would have guessed? (playful) — 00:03:52
2014-03-21 · The Great Goose Migration — Hank tells John he is leaving town and is excited to get away. — 00:00:00
2014-03-21 · The Great Goose Migration — Hank and Katherine drive about 150 miles to Freezeout Lake. — 00:00:48
2014-03-21 · The Great Goose Migration — Hank: On the way they stop at the farm of their friends Jacob and Courtney on the Rocky Mountain Front, which Hank describes as the land before the Rockies, mostly corn and wheat. — 00:01:05
2014-03-21 · The Great Goose Migration — Hank: Arriving early the next morning, they find plenty of waterfowl but no geese; it is early in the season and they fear the geese are gone or not yet arrived. — 00:02:41
2014-03-21 · The Great Goose Migration — Hank: Lost on back roads through a horse pasture, Hank had nearly given up on the migration when they came upon the geese right ahead of them. — 00:02:58
2014-05-30 · Nerdfighteria Census 2014 Results! — Hank shows the outfit he plans to wear to John's New York movie premiere, joking that Montanans dress 'with a dead cow on them', plus a TFiOS-colors tie. (playful) — 00:00:00
2014-05-30 · Nerdfighteria Census 2014 Results! — announcement: Hank congratulates John and says he is getting on a plane tomorrow to come to John's premiere. — 00:03:39
2014-06-03 · The Fault in Our Stars Movie Premiere — John: The day after, John says the premiere was amazing, laughing and crying with 1,200 people, and he was glad Hank sat two seats away. — 00:02:15
2014-06-06 · Thoughts from the TFiOS Premiere! — Hank flew in a tiny plane to New York City and lists weird and fancy things he found there. — 00:00:00
2014-06-06 · Thoughts from the TFiOS Premiere! — Hank says he came to New York for the TFiOS premiere, his first viewing of the film, and walked the red carpet with his wife; photographers published none of their pictures, but his mom took some. — 00:01:01
2014-06-27 · My Day Before VidCon — Hank: At a welcome party for people who came to help at VidCon, Hank meets Natalie Tran, who gives him Tim Tams, and Katherine arrives. — 00:03:09
2014-07-18 · EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! — Hank: When Hank IMed John in July and John replied, both were punished and dressed up like their most embarrassing high-school pictures. — 00:00:53
2014-07-18 · EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! — Hank: During the first Project for Awesome in December 2007, Hank replied to John's comment and had to drink blended Peeps and Strawberry Hill wine while playing a show to six people, his first show ever; the only one there who knew him was his wife. — 00:01:15
2014-09-05 · REUNION TUESDAY! FRIDAY! WHATEVER! — John: Building Legos, Henry called a figure the bad guy; John suggested villains are complicated and should be imagined complexly; Henry insisted he was really bad. (playful) — 00:02:22
2014-09-05 · REUNION TUESDAY! FRIDAY! WHATEVER! — John: Henry told Sarah a good kind of learning is learning how to turn on the TV. (playful) — 00:02:50
2014-09-05 · REUNION TUESDAY! FRIDAY! WHATEVER! — John: Asked how Henry feels about Hank, John says Henry's last words before he left were a message for Uncle Hank and Auntie Katherine, in gibberish. (playful) — 00:03:01
2014-12-02 · What You Eat Of Those You Love — John says that over the last roughly 100 hours he, Hank, Katherine and both of their parents had norovirus. — 00:00:01
2014-12-02 · What You Eat Of Those You Love — John names his one-year-old daughter as the family's patient zero: five days before Thanksgiving she woke from a nap and vomited on him, though he did not get sick then. — 00:00:53
2014-12-12 · NONSENSE: P4A 2014 - Partners in Health — announcement: Hank: More perks: a calendar of YouTubers' baby pictures including Hank, pressed pennies stamped with P4A and Nerdfighteria logos, Hank's Hanklerfish drawings, Hank and Katherine's Princess Bride commentary, Nerdfighter music and art compilations. — 00:02:28

2015

2015-01-23 · Interviewing the President — Hank: Back in Florida after the interview, Hank says Dad and Katherine have just picked him up at the airport. — 00:03:24
2015-04-10 (said on 2015-04-11, implied) · This Video Makes No Sense — recommendation: Hank recommends 'That's Not My Name', an improv game from friends' drunk board-game YouTube channel: go round a circle singing the song with new names; he and Katherine play it all the time. — 00:00:32
2015-04-24 · Mother Pheasant Plucker - A Song — Katherine Green: Asked whether the tour is going well, Katherine says it is going great. — 00:02:53
2015-07-31 · Why Paper Towns is Awesome — Hank was relieved: the movie is quite good and full of great moments; he laughed out loud, clutching Katherine, and the audience enjoyed it too. — 00:01:16
2015-08-21 · Book Towers for Miles — Hank sets off to get on an airplane with Katherine, teasing her that she's never on Vlogbrothers but always on Snapchat; John appears for the sign-off. (playful) — 00:03:08
2015-11-18 · SUIT UP! A Very Fancy Reunion Video (Pizzamas Day 8) — Hank: Asked how they met their wives, Hank says his wife lived across the hallway from his dorm room. — 00:03:23

Also named in: WE WON! Net Neutrality and Re-Thinking Cynicism, 7 Weirdest Marriages (or Lack Thereof) From an Airport, Thoughts from Yachts

2016

2016-01-15 · Eating Weird Food from the 50s (with Katherine) — Hank says that for Christmas Katherine's mother gave her a logbook from her grandmother's hair salon, which the grandmother later turned into a recipe book of 1940s-50s newspaper and magazine recipes. — 00:00:01
2016-01-15 · Eating Weird Food from the 50s (with Katherine) — Hank says the recipes are 'interesting', so he and Katherine decided to try a few; the results were mixed. (playful) — 00:00:12
2016-01-15 · Eating Weird Food from the 50s (with Katherine) — Katherine Green: Katherine says the Golden Rabbit is not on the list of things she wants to eat again. — 00:00:53
2016-01-15 · Eating Weird Food from the 50s (with Katherine) — Katherine Green: Katherine likens the popovers to a Northern biscuit and would like to try them again. — 00:01:28
2016-01-15 · Eating Weird Food from the 50s (with Katherine) — Katherine Green: Katherine says the Mexican Chop Suey smells like dog food. (playful) — 00:02:18
2016-01-15 · Eating Weird Food from the 50s (with Katherine) — Katherine Green: Katherine asks why Jell-O even still exists, since people only eat it in prison, high school or the hospital. (playful) — 00:03:25
2016-01-15 · Eating Weird Food from the 50s (with Katherine) — Katherine Green: Asked whether, after this, she would rather live today than in the '50s, Katherine says yes. — 00:03:37
2016-02-12 · Doing the Hard(er) Thing (and some very bad news) — Hank: For the last couple of weeks Hank and Katherine have got up very early every morning to walk, which he finds wonderful: they talk about the day and he thinks or sings. — 00:00:00
2016-02-16 · Kindness — John: Lemon was a racing greyhound, often not the best dog life, but after retiring she came into Hank's life, and each made the other's life better. — 00:02:31
2016-02-19 · Thanks, Lemon — Hank was uncomfortable calling Lemon a rescue: they adopted her because they wanted a dog and greyhounds are good dogs, not as charity. — 00:02:39
2016-05-10 · On Pain — John: After John's last video teased where he was going next and Katherine commented it was a toss-up between the dentist and the airport, John says he is at the dentist. (playful) — 00:00:00
2016-08-03 · Lives Made of Love - Esther Day 2016 — Hank says he knows he is inside a life-changing moment right now because he is going to have a baby. — 00:01:21
2016-08-26 · I'm Just Going to Talk for Four Minutes — Hank says that, having only alluded to it on this channel, he is having a child with Katherine in October, so he is on a travel moratorium. — 00:03:14
2016-09-09 · Sleep Paralysis, Double-Pregnancy, and The 2016 Census — Hank says he woke last night after dreaming Katherine got 'double pregnant': a woman already pregnant gets pregnant again and carries the younger baby longer. (playful) — 00:00:12
2016-11-01 · BABY! BABY! BABY! (And the 10th Annual Project for Awesome) — John announces Hank is a dad: Katherine had a baby boy, Orin, over the weekend (30 October 2016); he is adorable and John is very happy. — 00:00:00
2016-11-09 · My Post-Election Thoughts — John says his nephew Orin was born ten days ago (30 October 2016); his parents bringing him into the world was an act of hope, which heartens John and was not misguided. — 00:02:42
2016-11-29 · Baby Poop Rookie: Vlogbrothers Reunited — Hank: Asked how Orin is, Hank says he is a good, very cute baby; he may have smiled at Hank that morning, or may just have been pooping. (playful, hedged) — 00:00:20
2016-11-29 · Baby Poop Rookie: Vlogbrothers Reunited — both: John thanks Hank for taking time away from his baby for the video; Hank says to thank Katherine. — 00:03:38
2016-12-23 · 41 Dad Jokes in 4 Minutes! (with special guest star...) — Hank tells John he is back on the channel and is now officially a dad. — 00:00:00
2016-12-27 · The Best of My 2016 — John's third memory: meeting baby Orin in Montana; there is nothing like the pride and happiness of seeing his baby brother be such a committed, loving father. — 00:02:01
2016-12-27 · The Best of My 2016 — John tells Hank that, visiting him, Katherine and Orin in Montana, he thought Hank had found the thing he is best at. — 00:02:15

Also named in: Reaction Video: THE THING!, AMERICA, DAMMIT! - Thoughts from Glacier National Park

2017

2017-02-10 · Valentines Candy Taste Test with Hank and Katherine — Hank and Katherine went to Target, bought about $50 of candy and taste-tested it for their own and possibly viewers' amusement. — video description
2017-02-10 · Valentines Candy Taste Test with Hank and Katherine — ask: The description invites viewers to see Hank and Katherine at NerdCon: Nerdfighteria in Boston on February 25-26 or at VidCon Europe in Amsterdam in April. — video description
2017-02-10 · Valentines Candy Taste Test with Hank and Katherine — Katherine Green: Katherine agrees the Oreo is the perfect cookie but is there for the red velvet version's cream cheese icing. — 00:00:33
2017-02-10 · Valentines Candy Taste Test with Hank and Katherine — Katherine Green: Katherine is wild about the leopard-shaped Reese's and bets they will end up in the background of Hank's videos. (playful) — 00:00:50
2017-02-10 · Valentines Candy Taste Test with Hank and Katherine — Hank says he and Katherine don't usually celebrate Valentine's Day, but this year (2017) they did this. — 00:03:23
2017-03-31 · No Cut Confessional: Priorities — Hank says there is now a baby: for the rest of his life his child will be his prime obligation, which is new for him. — 00:03:13
2017-05-19 · Should I Have a Baby? — Hank says that after six months of parenthood his pros and cons list turned out to be wrong. — 00:00:50
2017-05-19 · Should I Have a Baby? — Hank says he was also wrong about why he would like having a kid: he expected to like a little Katherine–Hank hybrid, which is nice, but the bigger reasons were unexpected. — 00:01:46
2017-05-19 · Should I Have a Baby? — Hank's first unexpected joy is embarking on a big, new, interesting project with his wife, his favourite person. — 00:01:57
2017-05-19 · Should I Have a Baby? — Hank: Fourth, he better understands, and is very impressed by, both his own and Katherine's capabilities. — 00:02:16
2017-07-07 · My Earthquake Story - (And Thoughts About Numbers) — Hank and Katherine still freaked out and ran to the baby's room, only to watch him sleep, since it was over by the time they got there. (playful) — 00:00:14
2017-08-25 · Trust and Fire - Thoughts from the Smoke — Hank says it got worse when the nearest fire, in Lolo National Forest, burned more than 9,000 acres in one evening; it was beautiful, and fetching dinner for Katherine he kept stopping to film it. — 00:00:13
2017-11-21 · Two Love Stories — John: On the January 2012 Fault in Our Stars tour, at a hotel ballroom outside Washington, DC, Nerdfighters Sara and Luis met before the show, hit it off and later began dating. — 00:00:11
2017-12-22 · Christmas Questions Answered (With Katherine and Hank) — Hank and Katherine have come together to answer viewers' Christmas questions. — 00:00:02
2017-12-22 · Christmas Questions Answered (With Katherine and Hank) — Katherine Green: Katherine has only seen parts of It's a Wonderful Life; she sensed it was a downer, which is not what she wants at Christmas. — 00:00:29
2017-12-22 · Christmas Questions Answered (With Katherine and Hank) — Hank: Asked whose idea indoor trees were, Hank and Katherine credit Germans, or rather Germanic folk, since Germany didn't exist yet. — 00:00:49
2017-12-22 · Christmas Questions Answered (With Katherine and Hank) — Hank says Katherine has a real love affair with Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas and talking about it makes her cry. (playful) — 00:01:22
2017-12-22 · Christmas Questions Answered (With Katherine and Hank) — Katherine Green: Katherine's problem with Christmas is that after long preparation it is suddenly over, leaving her to put everything away. — 00:01:31
2017-12-22 · Christmas Questions Answered (With Katherine and Hank) — Katherine Green: Leaving a tree up until the needles fall off when blown on is too late and really dangerous. — 00:01:53

2018

2018-02-02 · What is That Plane Rainbow? (It's Question Tuesday) — ask: Hank: Asked for an official emoji combination for his book, Hank asks people to come up with one and promises to return to it at the end of the video. — 00:01:17
2018-02-02 · What is That Plane Rainbow? (It's Question Tuesday) — Hank: For the book's emoji sequence, Hank reports Katherine has one with spoilers and April May suggests robot, dark-haired white girl, Statue of Liberty, burrito. (playful) — 00:03:33
2018-03-09 · John's Best Gift to Me — Hank is in Portland, Oregon with his wife and child to see probably his 12th They Might Be Giants show. (hedged) — 00:02:05
2018-03-30 · The Stories We Tell Ourselves: Thoughts from Amsterdam — Hank: After discussing with Katherine on Delete This how messy stories make 100% love hard, Hank suggests full love isn't right: joy mixed with care, concern and thought. (hedged) — 00:02:01
2018-03-30 · The Stories We Tell Ourselves: Thoughts from Amsterdam — announcement: Hank loves his new podcast, Delete This, in which Katherine reviews his Twitter feed; links and maybe some coupon codes are in the description. — 00:02:24
2018-04-27 · Finding Respite in 2018 — Hank says listeners of Delete This, the podcast he does with his wife, know that he and Katherine are at opposite ends of that spectrum. — 00:00:44
2018-05-18 · Laurel or Yanny and Baby Dance Moves - It's Question Friday — Hank hears 'Yanny'; Katherine hears 'Laurel' and thought he was lying to her about Yanny, but Yannies are real. — 00:02:29
2018-07-20 · Making Bad Decisions with My Dad — Hank adds that Katherine is coming too, so all the Mrs. Greens will be there. — 00:03:14
2018-08-17 · My Worst Job Search Fail — recommendation: Hank points viewers to an animation by Vezitos of him and Katherine. — video description
2018-08-17 · My Worst Job Search Fail — Hank: Right out of college, Hank applied for a job at the nonprofit where Katherine, now his wife, was working, and did not get an interview. — 00:00:04
2018-08-17 · My Worst Job Search Fail — Hank: Visiting Katherine at the job, Hank overheard an older staffer describe in detail the worst cover letter he had received, and realized it was Hank's. — 00:00:20
2018-08-17 · My Worst Job Search Fail — Hank stood and listened without revealing himself, feeling as if he were in the interview he had hoped for, only hearing why they didn't want to talk to him. — 00:00:44
2018-08-17 · My Worst Job Search Fail — Hank calls it one of the finest humiliations of his life, but not a cruelty, since the man had no way of knowing it was him. — 00:00:59
2018-08-17 · My Worst Job Search Fail — Hank thinks he came out a little on top, especially after Katherine told him the man was a jerk she disliked so much she secretly squeezed his pears. (playful, hedged) — 00:01:50
2018-10-30 · Watch My Dumb Dancing — recommendation: Hank and his wife have a podcast, Delete This, about his social media use; it has been really good for him and a ton of fun because she is hilarious. — 00:02:50
2018-11-23 · Four Jokes from a Two year Old — Hank recalls being excited, after having a baby a couple of years ago, to officially tell dad jokes; now Orin, barely two, is telling jokes himself. — 00:00:00
2018-12-07 · BABIES! The 2018 Project for Awesome is here… — announcement: John says Sarah and Catherine are hosting a version of Dear Hank and John called Dear Sarah and Catherine. — 00:03:17
2018-12-14 · Cute Goth Shock Collar Trivia Punishment for Charity — Hank posted a photo of last year's (2017) makeup; Katherine was the first to comment, calling it 'the worst'. — 00:00:29
2018-12-14 · Cute Goth Shock Collar Trivia Punishment for Charity — Hank: Asked for a theme this year (2018), Katherine suggested something cute, so the makeup becomes 'Goth But Cute'. — 00:00:29
2018-12-28 · The Cutest Thing My Son Has Done and More (With Katherine) — announcement: Hank asks Katherine whether she is excited to be at PodCon and to do a live Delete This there. — 00:00:50
2018-12-28 · The Cutest Thing My Son Has Done and More (With Katherine) — announcement: Hank points viewers to their podcast Delete This: it is free and recorded in this room, usually on the couch, sometimes from their bed. — 00:02:06
2018-12-28 · The Cutest Thing My Son Has Done and More (With Katherine) — Katherine Green: Katherine says she wants to go meat-free for a month to start the year; she has never tried going vegetarian and wants to try it. — 00:02:22
2018-12-28 · The Cutest Thing My Son Has Done and More (With Katherine) — Katherine Green: Katherine's cutest Orin moment: left in his crib after a nap with a book, he put his hippo lovey on his lap and said 'Hippo, read a book.' — 00:02:36
2018-12-28 · The Cutest Thing My Son Has Done and More (With Katherine) — Katherine Green: Asked how nervous they are for when their child starts watching YouTube, the answer is: very. — 00:03:16

2019

2019-03-22 · How to Get a Colonoscopy — The description says the procedure went great, Katherine filmed him being a dork, and he still has moderate inflammation in his distal colon, normal for him but worth treating. — video description
2019-03-22 · How to Get a Colonoscopy — Hank: During his prep Hank did a surprising amount of online shopping and tells Katherine he bought a bunch of shirts, possibly from bad decision-making. (playful, hedged) — 00:06:17
2019-03-22 · How to Get a Colonoscopy — Hank: With his IV in at the endoscopy clinic, Hank says he is a little nervous, as expected, and everyone is very nice. — 00:06:17
2019-04-26 · It's Time to Care About "Business" — Hank explains what he calls Twitter holes, known from Delete This: chains of quote tweets in the same format that lead down to the progenitor tweet. — 00:00:00
2019-04-26 · It's Time to Care About "Business" — Hank says that after starting out 'being dumb with a camcorder' in 2007 he became, over years, CEO of four different companies, not counting 2D Glasses, without really knowing how. — 00:01:27
2019-07-19 · In Which Hank Consumes the Juice of Over 400 Gushers — announcement: Hank announces a very short tour with John in Madison, Wisconsin and Minneapolis, Minnesota, doing live podcasts, one of them with Katherine. — 00:02:21
2019-07-19 · In Which Hank Consumes the Juice of Over 400 Gushers — announcement: Hank: John will do The Anthropocene Reviewed and the brothers a live Dear Hank and John; Hank calls it a Minitour. — 00:03:01
2019-07-19 · In Which Hank Consumes the Juice of Over 400 Gushers — announcement: Hank: Pricier tickets include meeting the brothers afterward, and all the tour's money will support the community's work improving maternal health in Sierra Leone. — 00:03:01
2019-08-03 · I Love John: Esther Day 2019 — Hank: Valentine's Day as people do it has always seemed blah to Hank, but he likes the chance to write Katherine a card saying he loves her and why. — 00:02:05
2019-08-03 · I Love John: Esther Day 2019 — Hank: Disliking the traditional way of celebrating, Hank and Katherine don't celebrate Valentine's Day at all, but maybe they should find their own way. (hedged) — 00:02:25
2019-08-20 · Hank and John's Smooth Airport Reunion — John says touring with Hank and Katherine has been fun, and thanks everyone who came and the Madison airport for its smooth jazz. — 00:03:31
2019-10-18 · They Hacked Me — Hank: On Sunday, putting Orin to bed, Hank got a reply to an email he hadn't sent; he handed Orin to Katherine and found no unknown devices logged into his Google account. — 00:00:00
2019-10-22 · Why We're Donating $6,500,000 — announcement: The description says the $6.5 million donation is made by John, Katherine, Sarah and Hank, and that donations are now matched by a Nerdfighteria matching fund. — video description
2019-12-03 · We Are Cats Now, I Guess? — recommendation: John's favorite perk is his and Hank's spouses' spinoff podcast, Dear Katherine and Sarah. — 00:01:17
2019-12-17 · The Best Days of My Decade — John: That Evening of Awesome included the Mountain Goats, Kimya Dawson, Neil Gaiman and many friends, with Sarah, Katherine and the brothers' parents all there. — 00:00:28
2019-12-17 · The Best Days of My Decade — John: Hank long supported John's writing: when Paper Towns came out in 2008, Hank and Katherine toured libraries and bookstores with him in a rented minivan, Hank singing and playing a turtle professor or sock puppet. — 00:02:27

2020

2020-05-08 · The years start coming and they don't stop coming! — Hank says Katherine did something so nice it made his year; he keeps the details to himself. — 00:03:04
2020-10-30 · Four Years Ago — Hank: Four years ago today Hank was in the hospital, tired, a little anxious and very happy to have a healthy baby boy and a healthy wife who was now a mom. — 00:00:00
2020-10-30 · Four Years Ago — Hank: Orin was around the 90th percentile in weight but 50th in head circumference, which worried Hank into much googling; within three days his head, squished by birth, was normal. — 00:00:29
2020-10-30 · Four Years Ago — Hank: One search was simply 'Orin', Katherine's granddad's name: they had not yet named their son and were searching baby names. — 00:02:36
2020-12-08 · A Love Letter to My Brother, Basically — John recalls Hank inventing 2D glasses for 3D movies and projecting a million sales; John expected about 12, and Hank sold thousands. (playful) — 00:00:29

2021

2021-03-12 · A Crisis of Branding — Hank really is into pelicans: Katherine loved them first and got him into them. — 00:02:30
2021-03-19 · How Will Post Pandemic Behavior Change? — Hank: Among things Hank wants back that will definitely happen is hugging people other than his wife and son. — 00:01:00
2021-05-07 · Are We The Same Person? — Hank shares his identity with John, his parents, his wife and his son, and often imagines himself as more than one person, which he thinks reflects what humans really are. — 00:03:42
2021-07-23 · The Last 25 Questions I Asked Google — Hank: Katherine thinks googling things about Animal Crossing taints the experience, so Hank googles quietly and then suggests things to try. — 00:02:51
2021-09-03 · What the Heck am I doing? — Hank is planning his 15th wedding anniversary. — 00:02:39
2021-10-29 · The Earth is an Alien Planet — Hank told Katherine about the crystal caves and on their walk home she exclaimed that the Earth is an alien planet, which he calls such a good line. — 00:03:03
2021-11-09 · Hank Green's Million Dollar Ideas — John says his first failure was in 2009: Hank pitched glasses that render 3D movies in 2D for people who get headaches, and John called it the worst idea he'd ever heard. — 00:00:58

Also named in: Bean Meme Review, Reading Hank's Decade-Old Tweets

2022

2022-01-07 · For Our 2000th Video: Just a Normal Snowy Day — Hank's day began with making Orin a bagel and shoveling the walk before Katherine took over the shoveling. — 00:00:27
2022-01-07 · For Our 2000th Video: Just a Normal Snowy Day — recommendation: Hank: Walking to get Katherine a latte, Hank listened to the climax of Jade Legacy, a really amazing book, and cried while walking. — 00:00:58
2022-02-25 · When You Can't Fix Everything… — Hank: Walking around their neighborhood that morning, Hank told Katherine how powerless he felt in the moment. — 00:00:56
2022-02-25 · When You Can't Fix Everything… — Katherine Green (quoted): Katherine told Hank that no problems are unconnected to other problems, so working on one thing is in a way working on everything. — 00:00:56
2022-04-22 · My Life is on My Walls — Hank shows the X-wing he and Katherine built during the long video at whose end they announced they were having a baby. — 00:00:58
2022-04-22 · My Life is on My Walls — Hank: Going far back in Vlogbrothers history, Hank shows the misprinted business card cube from 2007. — 00:01:54
2022-05-06 · Why I Didn't Quit YouTube (yet) — Hank: After 15 years, thanks to viewers, parents, friends, Katherine and Sarah, and colleagues at Complexly and DFTBA, the brothers keep creating together, with the weight mostly healthy and the support strong. — 00:03:03
2022-05-20 · It's My Fault Too — Hank picks up the trash every time, and Katherine asks where he is going now: across the street for a half-empty malt liquor bottle. (playful) — 00:01:27
2022-08-03 · Why is it So Hard to Say 'I Love You'? — Hank notes it is harder to say 'I love you' to John than to Mom, Katherine or Orin, and that it is very hard to say why we do or feel anything. — 00:00:00
2022-09-27 · The Wildest Way it Could Possibly Have Gone - Our 16 Year Anniversary — Katherine Green: Asked for her favorite video they have made together, Katherine picks the one where they cooked bad old foods. — 00:00:34
2022-09-27 · The Wildest Way it Could Possibly Have Gone - Our 16 Year Anniversary — Katherine Green: Katherine's favorite Mr. Darcy is the original one from the book; of the actors who played him, Colin Firth. — 00:01:03
2022-09-27 · The Wildest Way it Could Possibly Have Gone - Our 16 Year Anniversary — both: Hank and Katherine agree their favorite Taskmaster contestant is Bob Mortimer: you can't beat him in any contest. — 00:01:03
2022-09-27 · The Wildest Way it Could Possibly Have Gone - Our 16 Year Anniversary — Katherine Green: Katherine would fight four pelican-sized Hanks rather than one Hank-sized pelican, but would hug the Hank-sized pelican, to Hank's dismay. (playful) — 00:01:43
2022-09-27 · The Wildest Way it Could Possibly Have Gone - Our 16 Year Anniversary — Katherine Green: Katherine's favorite Hank Green song is The Universe is Weird. — 00:01:43
2022-09-27 · The Wildest Way it Could Possibly Have Gone - Our 16 Year Anniversary — Katherine Green: Asked whether a spherical pizza could have toppings inside and out, Katherine imagines a conceptual Mobius strip pizza. (playful) — 00:02:19
2022-09-27 · The Wildest Way it Could Possibly Have Gone - Our 16 Year Anniversary — Katherine Green: Asked whether Hank can or should grow a mustache, Katherine says he is welcome to if he would like. — 00:02:41
2022-09-27 · The Wildest Way it Could Possibly Have Gone - Our 16 Year Anniversary — Hank thanks Katherine for 16 years of marriage and for the wildest way it could possibly have gone. — 00:02:41
2022-10-07 · Planets Don't Exist — Hank: At the Stephen Sprouse exhibit, Hank told Katherine that someday there would be a museum show like it of Pizza John art; the brothers muse about a Pizza John gallery. (playful) — 00:03:13

2023

2023-01-17 · John Green Answers the Most Searched Hank Green Questions — John recalls Hank calling to say Katherine gets headaches from 3D movies and that making glasses to turn them 2D should be fairly straightforward. — 00:00:58
2023-01-17 · John Green Answers the Most Searched Hank Green Questions — John lists Hank's podcasts: Dear Hank and John, Delete This and SciShow Tangents. — 00:02:26
2023-02-03 · My Mid-Afternoon Existential Crisis — Hank says he and Katherine have been enjoying Delete This and fell into a new format, Wet or Dry: one wet thing, one dry thing, and which is better. — 00:02:40
2023-02-10 · If it ain't broke don't fix it. — Katherine Green (quoted): After watching John's video this week (week of 6 February 2023), Katherine told Hank she was engaged but relaxed. — 00:00:00
2023-02-14 · Worst Reunion Video Ever ... or Best? — Hank says he just really likes John and Sarah, and so does Katherine; it has been a good hang. — 00:01:30
2023-02-24 · The P4A 2023 is The Hottest Club on the Internet — Hank: After spilling pickle juice on stream, Hank points to all the paper towels he used, thanks Katherine Green, and admits he bought too many pickles. (playful) — 00:01:02
2023-06-16 · So, About This HAIR… — Hank loves many people who no longer exist, because they died or changed: he still loves 20-year-old Katherine and also 43-year-old Katherine. — 00:03:05
2023-07-07 · What to Get for a Cancer Patient — Hank says he treats everything in his life as a project, including his relationships with his son, his wife and his brother: things to invest in and schedule. — 00:05:36
2023-08-03 · I love you, Hank. Happy Esther Day. — John says the summer sucked massively, but he has seen up close how much love matters: from colleagues at DFTBA and Complexly, Hank's spouse and kid, family and friends. — 00:04:18
2023-08-11 · It's About a YouTuber with Cancer — Hank likens Puss's accidental family (love interest Kitty Softpaws, an adopted chihuahua son) to his own: his romantic interest Katherine and his very cute six-year-old son. (playful) — 00:02:16
2023-09-26 · THE REVEAL — Katherine Green: Asked by Hank whether his new mustache is good, Katherine answers that it is a look. (playful) — 00:02:32
2023-10-02 · The Hottest Place and the Coldest Place in the Universe are the SAME PLACE — Hank worries Katherine will be mad about sunglasses he left outside; editing three days later, they are still there. (playful) — 00:03:48
2023-10-06 · I Quit — Hank says that when he told Katherine he was stepping down from executive leadership at both companies, you should have seen her eyes: the best anniversary present ever. (playful) — 00:06:51
2023-10-06 · I Quit — Hank says he told Katherine this was his last Pizzamas video so he could shave his mustache, and she said he didn't have to. (playful) — 00:07:20
2023-12-01 · It's OK if you think less of me after this! — Hank: In 2007 Hank burned 50 to 100 CDs with his wife's laptop for a library event with John in Michigan, and sold every one of them. — 00:00:00
2023-12-24 · John and Hank Hanging Out but they Keep Getting Younger and More Pixelated — Hank: On paternity leave with his son Orin, Hank says the most surprising thing about having a baby is the noise of the poops. — 01:06:29
2023-12-24 · John and Hank Hanging Out but they Keep Getting Younger and More Pixelated — John: After a Houston hotel sold their rooms on tour, the brothers got another hotel's best room, bigger than John's house, with a Picasso print and certificate of authenticity. — 01:56:36
2023-12-24 · John and Hank Hanging Out but they Keep Getting Younger and More Pixelated — both: Asked whether they have real jobs: Hank runs the environmental technology site EcoGeek; John is an award-winning author of Looking for Alaska, An Abundance of Katherines and Paper Towns. — 02:17:44
2023-12-24 · John and Hank Hanging Out but they Keep Getting Younger and More Pixelated — Hank: At a family reunion in the Dominican Republic, Hank says the most exciting part is the reunion of the brotherhood; Katherine is stuck in Montana at work. — 02:44:01

2024

2024-02-16 · How Much Does it Cost to be a Nerdfighter — announcement: Hank: Perks not yet online include Hank's Hanklerfish and quote posters by artist Kenton Hoppas; Katherine's art and Sarah's collage art are always added during the P4A. — 00:06:33
2024-02-23 · The Juiciest Hank in the World — Hank: Shrunk to ant size, Hank would eat spilled Nerds, hide from Katherine, then spell out a crumb message asking her to fetch Tyler from Oklahoma to restore him. (joke) — 00:01:39
2024-03-01 · Flyana Boss Asks Hank Anything — Hank says his wife sometimes catches him eating Thai curry cold, because hot it has too much flavor. (playful) — 00:08:08
2024-04-12 · Feeling Like a Failure (During an Eclipse) — Hank and Katherine both felt nauseated after the eclipse, which Hank can't explain except that the sky did a different thing. — 00:01:30
2024-05-20 · Hang on tight, spider monkey, it's the P4A 2024 MEME REVIEW!! — Hank: A meme shows Katherine's art going on sale and selling out at once; Hank thinks that was later in the P4A and doubts his chronological order. — 00:01:49
2024-05-20 · Hang on tight, spider monkey, it's the P4A 2024 MEME REVIEW!! — Hank spelled out 'I am an ant' in confetti on his floor to show Katherine, so he would be rescued from being an ant; a fan illustrated it. (playful) — 00:06:43
2024-05-24 · An Ancient Apocalypse — Hank says he and Katherine recently went out of town for her birthday, and shortly before that he had a big birthday party. — 00:00:00
2024-05-24 · An Ancient Apocalypse — Hank says they had not done much big birthday celebrating in recent years, but last year (2023) on Katherine's birthday he got his chemo port placed, so celebrating felt right. — 00:00:00
2024-05-24 · An Ancient Apocalypse — In a channel comment Hank says Katherine's degree is in environmental studies, which includes a good deal of geology. — creator comment
2024-05-24 · An Ancient Apocalypse — Hank says the vacation was theirs, so he was not thinking much about content the whole time. — 00:00:29
2024-05-24 · An Ancient Apocalypse — Hank: In the inner video Hank says they are going to the Erratic Rock, and Katherine says it comes from where they are from: Glacial Lake Missoula. — 00:01:56
2024-05-24 · An Ancient Apocalypse — Katherine Green: Katherine explains that glacial ice dams built up in the Rocky Mountains and were breached; everything behind them rushed out cataclysmically, carrying rocks stuck in the ice toward the Pacific and dropping them along the way. — 00:02:36
2024-05-24 · An Ancient Apocalypse — Katherine Green: Katherine says such rocks are found all over the flood route; Hank calls this one a very large glacial erratic and she agrees. — 00:03:03
2024-06-21 · I Was So Sad that I Did Comedy — Hank: That day Hank wrote letters, recorded bedtime stories he tells Orin and made sure Katherine had his passwords; handling practicalities was more comfortable than staring into the abyss. — 00:00:29
2024-07-19 · The Assassination Attempt and the Comfort of Certainty — Hank says he gets stuck on the internet after major events like the attempted assassination of Donald Trump; when Katherine asked why, he couldn't explain. — 00:00:00
2024-08-09 · Why isn't This Illegal? — ask: The description invites viewers to subscribe to, or just buy, Katherine and Hank's new seasonal soap at Good.Store. — video description
2024-08-09 · Why isn't This Illegal? — announcement: Hank and Katherine created Garden Party, a seasonal summer soap inspired by the Pimm's Cup, which they both love; there is no official tie to the Pimm's brand. — 00:05:17
2024-09-26 · Something Very Strange Has Been Happening to Me — Hank once found a stolen purse in the trash with credit card and ID inside and returned it to its owner, feeling like a hero; Katherine dislikes that he was rewarded for the habit. (playful) — 00:00:29
2024-11-01 · Working Through a Crisis with My Brother — Hank says Katherine told him she can't fix the election, so she will focus on what she is going to do. — 00:01:27
2024-11-13 · Some New Things… — John recalls the 2012 Fault in Our Stars tour: 32 consecutive nights at Holiday Inn Expresses, including a very nice one on a river outside Bend, Oregon; Hank doubts it was near Bend. — 00:53:22

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2025

2025-01-24 · Am I OK? — Hank shows a miniature building he made with Katherine during a break to recenter his brain, which he calls Beanie's office. — 00:07:52
2025-03-14 · Probably the Luckiest Thing in my Life — Hank says his partnership with Katherine working out is not that weird because they chose each other after deciding their loves, beliefs and wants were compatible. — 00:00:24
2025-04-18 · I Still Don't Have Cancer (and I'm Still Scared) — Hank says the Garden Party soap was designed by him and Katherine, who is also a mom. — 00:06:37
2025-04-18 · This one's for your mom — Hank says he and Katherine designed the Garden Party soap scent together, based on their favorite cocktail, the Pimm's Cup. — 00:05:25
2025-08-08 · I'm Glad I Ignored That Billionaire — Hank asked his wife about her favorite underwear, which led him to MeUndies as a partner. — 00:02:01
2025-08-19 · The Problem with My Brother's Hit New App — John says that ever since inventing 2D glasses Hank has been on a non-stop run of making things; each new idea gives John gray hairs, so he asks Hank to slow down. (playful) — 00:03:50
2025-09-26 · I've Not Been Doing Well — Hank says John and Katherine are great at advising him, but he feels he has a lot of power, and with that power comes great responsibility. — 00:01:29
2025-09-30 · WHO ARE WE AND WHAT ARE WE DOING — Hank tells his most mortifying moment: after applying for a job where Katherine worked, he overheard two men in the office kitchen discussing the worst application one had received, obviously his. (playful) — 00:00:20
2025-12-02 · The Meaning of Life with Hank and John — Hank: Asked on Ask Hank Anything who the most interesting person he has met is, Hank decided interesting means easy to pay attention to; the person he has paid most attention to is his wife, who grows more interesting the more he does. (hedged) — 00:02:42
2025-12-02 · The Meaning of Life with Hank and John — John says it is true not just of Katherine but of many things, down to an individual ginkgo leaf, that the more attention you pay, the better it becomes. — 00:02:42
2025-12-09 · Hank Green, from A to Z — John says Hank even has numbers covered with 2D Glasses, which render 3D movies in two dimensions and which he invented fifteen years ago. — 00:05:21

Also named in: Good Store Holiday Gift Guide LIVE with Hank and John

2026

2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff! — Hank says Katherine calls the exhaust hole at the back of a plane 'the planus'. (playful) — 00:59:00
2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff! — Hank says his wife Katherine spends much more time making her Little Arts than he spends making his anglerfish; hers are very beautiful and a steal by comparison. — 03:50:07
2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff! — announcement: Hank says Katherine's Little Arts perk, 50 small canvases at $200 each, is almost gone already, with five of 50 left. — 03:51:29
2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 2! — Hank's random letters first bring up his 'home' contact, Katherine, which he feels is not in the spirit of the task. — 01:39:02
2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 2! — Hank says his wife married a chemist and blogger and now has a husband who is a professional fundraiser through absurdist humor and gross challenges. (playful) — 05:50:18
2026-02-14 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 3! — Hank says Katherine watches the whole Project for Awesome stream, sometimes with it playing while she is asleep in bed. — 02:29:29
2026-02-14 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 3! — announcement: Hank says Katherine has been making beautiful little artworks as P4A perks, which sell so fast they need no marketing. — 05:26:01
2026-02-15 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 5! — Hank says Katherine has a cold and he has one too, perhaps caught from her, during the P4A. — 04:26:56
2026-03-13 · Pain — Hank: Katherine texts that she is getting coffee and offers him options from bone broth or a salad to a bakery item or a Xanax; Hank calls her a good woman. (playful) — 00:00:59
2026-03-27 · What is 'Slop' (and why it gives me hope) — Hank found an Instagram video of a kid doing a cool dance and, before sharing it with Katherine, studied its frames for two minutes to make sure it was not AI; it was not. — 00:01:14
2026-05-05 · Noted Brother Hank Green — John says most of those, Hank and Katherine included, who raised over $30 million for the MCOE and other efforts against maternal and child mortality in Sierra Leone have never been there. — 00:03:24
2026-07-14 · On the Road Again — John recalls the 2008 Great American Tour de Nerdfighting: he, Hank and Katherine drove around the country for a month in a minivan, Hank selling CDs and John Paper Towns; exhausting but exhilarating. — 00:00:00
2026-09-04 · This is a Terrible Idea… — Katherine Green: Katherine says she would not click, not wanting to encourage that kind of behaviour from Hank. (playful) — 00:07:22
2026-10-16 · Is Happiness the Goal? — Lee (quoted): Answering Hank's joke, the nerdfighter Lee wrote that Hank's joy can matter to him because it matters to Katherine, Orin, John or whomever else. — 00:02:16
2026-10-30 · The Last Normal Year — Hank recalls Pizzagate, and Donald Trump being elected president just days after Hank's son was born, which he found weird. — 00:01:30

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