Asks: buy or pre-order

98 asks of this kind (Money), 2007–2026; 21 (21 %) have a result, thanks or close reported in a later video. Each ask lists the opening request, up to three reminders and every reported outcome, each linked to its video and moment. "No report" means nothing inside this snapshot — not that the ask failed. Back to Asks & outcomes.

Dates are upload dates, which set the order. Where the speaker gives a different recording date in the video, it is added as "said on YYYY-MM-DD, implied" (derived from the date said in the video). Intervals ("N days later") and relative deadlines are counted from that said-on date.

2008 (1)

• 2008-09-25 (said on 2008-09-24, implied) · Hank asks viewers to pre-order Paper Towns (2008) — Hank · reported back
  • asked 2008-09-25 (said on 2008-09-24, implied): Hank asks viewers to pre-order Paper Towns through the sidebar link, offering a high five. — Obama llama Duck 00:02:41
  • → thanks 2008-10-09 (15 days later): Hank thanks Nerdfighters who pre-ordered Paper Towns. — Let it Snow Let it Snow Let it Snow 00:00:31
  • → result reported 2008-10-24 (30 days later): John thanks Hank and the Nerdfighters for making it possible for Paper Towns to debut at number five on the New York Times bestseller list next week (week of 27 October 2008). — Paper Towns MOVIE1!!!11! 00:00:51

2009 (9)

• 2009-02-10 · John urges viewers who want the current Paper Towns covers to buy the hardcover now (2009) — John · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2009-02-10: John tells viewers who want the current Paper Towns covers to get them now, since the paperback probably will not use them. — Paper Towns Tastic Question Tuesday 00:02:36
• 2009-03-22 · John asks Dutch-reading Nerdfighters to buy Paper Towns in Dutch (2009) — John · to viewers · costs the viewer: money · playful register · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2009-03-22: John asks Nerdfighters who read Dutch to buy Paper Towns in Dutch so Lemniscaat brings him back to Holland. (playful) — John Loves Amsterdam 00:02:46
• 2009-04-01 (said on 2009-03-31, implied) · Hank asks UK viewers to buy Tom Milsom's song for his April Fool's iTunes chart attempt (2009) — Hank · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2009-04-01 (said on 2009-03-31, implied): Hank asks UK viewers with a spare pound to buy Tom's song (not before April 1) to help his April Fool's iTunes chart attempt. — A Few Of My Favorite Things 00:02:11
• 2009-04-21 · John asks viewers to buy Hank's first CD (April 2009) — John · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2009-04-21: John asks viewers to buy Hank's first CD while waiting for a second one. — Question Tuesday 00:02:04
  • reminder 2009-05-03 (12 days later): John suggests Nerdfighters get Hank something: buy his CD, bake him a Hank cake, or wish him happy birthday on YouTube. — Important (Temporary) Video 00:00:29
• 2009-07-11 (said on 2009-07-10, implied) · John asks Nerdfighters to buy the Chewie for President 2012 t-shirt (2009) — John · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2009-07-11 (said on 2009-07-10, implied): John invites Nerdfighters who want the Chewie for President t-shirt to buy it, asking them not to get mad at the slow shipping. — Chewbacca for President! Let the Wookie Win! 00:01:44
  • reminder 2012-08-24 (3.1 years later): For election time Hank brings back the Chewie-Solo 2012 shirts, still his favourite ticket, though he jokingly says not to write it in but vote for a real candidate. (playful) — Happy Birthday John Green! 00:02:41
• 2009-07-17 · Hank asks viewers to buy Taking Leave, Alan Lastufka and Tom Milsom's CD (2009) — Hank · to viewers · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2009-07-17: Hank hopes some viewers will buy Taking Leave, the six-dollar CD by YouTubers Alan Lastufka and Tom Milsom. — Selling Out, Chewbacca and Taking Leave 00:02:31
• 2009-09-08 · John asks viewers to buy the Paper Towns paperback (2009) — John · to viewers · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2009-09-08: John asks those who haven't read Paper Towns to pick up the paperback on September 22 or pre-order it via the sidebar. — My Puppy's SECRET SHAME (and Paper Towns) 00:01:36
  • reminder 2009-09-22 (14 days later): John asks viewers who haven't read Paper Towns to buy the paperback online or at any bookstore. — Paper Towns in Paperback: A How-to Guide 00:01:45
  • reminder 2009-09-23 (15 days later): Hank urges viewers who don't have Paper Towns yet to buy it. — Where's Margo! A Nerdfighter Event! 00:03:45
  • reminder 2009-09-28 (20 days later): John hopes those who did not win will still consider getting the book. — Paper Towns Winners and Ningmasters 00:03:04
• 2009-11-03 · John asks Nerdfighters to pre-order Hank's album This Machine Pwns n00bs (2009) — John · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2009-11-03: John asks Nerdfighters to pre-order This Machine Pwns n00bs at DFTBA.com, pointing to a CD, t-shirt and poster bundle. — This Machine Pwns n00bs! 00:03:19
  • reminder 2009-11-04 (1 day later): Hank tells viewers to buy the album now to get a signed guitar pick. — Please Buy My Album (A Song / Medley) 00:03:19
  • reminder 2009-11-07 (4 days later): Hank urges viewers to pre-order the CD so Alan at DFTBA can ship everything on time. — The TOUR DE HANK!!! 00:01:01
• 2009-11-10 · Hank asks viewers to buy the Chartjackers charity single 'I've Got Nothing' (2009) — Hank · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2009-11-10: Hank asks viewers to buy Chartjackers' charity single 'I've Got Nothing' on iTunes via the sidebar link. — ChartJackers, Chris, Touring and Duckies 00:00:40

2010 (9)

• 2010-03-15 · John asks viewers to pre-order Will Grayson, Will Grayson (2010) — John · costs the viewer: money · playful register · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2010-03-15: Speaking as Henry, John tells viewers Will Grayson, Will Grayson is available for pre-order, with a link in the description. (playful) — Cute OVERLOAD: The Ultimate Concern Edition 00:01:46
  • reminder 2010-04-02 (18 days later): John points viewers to a pre-order link for Will Grayson, Will Grayson in the description. — Will Grayson, Will Grayson 00:00:00
• 2010-04-21 · John invites viewers to pre-order the corndog shirt (2010) — John · to viewers · costs the viewer: money · reported back
  • asked 2010-04-21: John invites viewers to pre-order the corndog shirt through the secret link in the description. — The Insurrection of Subjugated Knowledges 00:02:03
  • → result reported 2010-05-05 (14 days later): John says Hank is hard to shop for; Nerdfighteria got him the corndog shirt but felt it was not enough. (playful) — HANKO DE MAYO!!!!11!! 00:00:00
• 2010-04-28 · Hank invites viewers in Portland and Seattle to buy tickets for his w00tstock shows (May 2010) — Hank · to viewers · costs the viewer: money · deadline: May 7-8, 2010 (≈ 2010-05-07) · reported back
  • asked 2010-04-28: Hank tells viewers in Portland or Seattle that tickets for his w00tstock shows are available through links in the description. [due: May 7-8, 2010] — Who's in Your Hug Bucket? 00:03:17
  • → result reported 2010-05-12 (14 days later): Out of rap, Hank says the show went really well and everyone was hilarious; he links his w00tstock performance in the description and an end annotation. — Hank Raps about w00tstock...for real 00:02:47
• 2010-06-11 · John asks viewers to buy Paper Towns now that it is published in the UK (2010) — John · to viewers · costs the viewer: money · playful register · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2010-06-11: John asks people to buy Paper Towns in the UK, joking that otherwise no more of his books will be published there. (playful) — Mmmm....PARTS 00:02:17
• 2010-09-03 · John asks Nerdfighters to pre-order the vlogbrothers shirt in its last week (2010) — John · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2010-09-03: Hank announces that he and John are finally selling a t-shirt that says vlogbrothers, on pre-order for two weeks only and never available again. — ANOTHER Oil Rig Explosion?! REALLY?! 00:03:33
• 2010-10-19 (said on 2010-10-18, implied) · John asks Nerdfighters to pre-order Hank's giraffe-love t-shirt before pre-orders close (2010) — John · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2010-10-19 (said on 2010-10-18, implied): John says Hank designed and tweeted a cute image of giraffe love, which is now a t-shirt available for pre-order at DFTBA.com. — Giraffe Sex: A Terrifying Introduction to Nature at Work (and Play) 00:00:19
  • reminder 2010-10-29 (11 days later): Hank reminds viewers that today is the last day to pre-order the giraffe love shirt. — Hank Has Questions 00:02:58
• 2010-10-27 · John asks Nerdfighters to buy This Star Won't Go Out bracelets at DFTBA.com/Esther (2010) — John · costs the viewer: money · reported back
  • asked 2010-10-27: John urges viewers to get a This Star Won't Go Out bracelet at DFTBA.com/Esther, and asks again later whether they have got one. — You Are Awesome 00:01:11
  • reminder 2010-10-29 (2 days later): The description links to the Esther bracelets. — Hank Has Questions video description
  • reminder 2010-11-01 (5 days later): John tells Nerdfighters to get their Esther bracelets. — Consider the Lemming 00:03:15
  • reminder 2011-02-04 (100 days later): Asked about his bracelet, John says it is an Esther bracelet, tells viewers to get one because they make the world suck less, and links it. — QUESTION FRIDAY: Spelling is Hard Edition 00:02:51
  • …6 more reminders on the thread page
  • → result reported 2011-02-09 (105 days later): John says Nerdfighteria has accomplished a ton in recent months, including raising more than $10,000 with Esther for This Star Won't Go Out. — NERDFIGHTERS UNITE! (in your pants) 00:01:36
  • → thanks 2011-06-10 (226 days later): John thanks Nerdfighteria for their support of This Star Won't Go Out through the bracelets. — Then I Took Off My Bra 00:02:10
• 2010-11-15 · John asks Nerdfighters to buy the pizza shirt, back in stock at DFTBA.com/pizza (November 2010) — John · to viewers · costs the viewer: money · playful register · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2010-11-15: John tells Nerdfighters who like him, mustaches, pizza and their torso to bring them together by buying the pizza shirt, linked in the description. (playful) — Hey! You! Fix the Budget! 00:00:29
  • reminder 2011-01-17 (63 days later): John invites Nerdfighters to pay for the rest of his shirt, already partly paid for by US taxpayers, at DFTBA.com/pizza for $18. (playful) [amount: $18] — Cheating Cheaters of Cheatery: The Amazing Story of Brazil's Cotton War with the U.S. 00:03:11
  • reminder 2011-02-09 (86 days later): The description links the Pizza John shirt at dftba.com/pizza, designed by a Nerdfighter. — NERDFIGHTERS UNITE! (in your pants) video description
  • reminder 2011-06-15 (said on 2011-06-14, implied) (211 days later): Pizza John shirts are back in every size at DFTBA.com/pizza. — Question Tuesday! Paula Deen Riding Me (and critical reading) 00:01:54
  • …1 more reminders on the thread page
• 2010-11-26 · Hank and John ask viewers to buy the new DFTBA shirts, including the Giant Squid of Anger shirt (November 2010) — Hank · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2010-11-26: Hank sends viewers to dftba.com/sale for the Black Friday shirt sale, including the new giraffe love, DFTBA University and Giant Squid of Anger shirts. — p4a, Space Pasta, and Giant Squids of Anger 00:03:30
  • reminder 2010-11-29 (3 days later): John tells Nerdfighters the Giant Squid of Anger shirt by Vondell Swain and a DFTBA shirt are in stock at DFTBA.com and ship immediately, link in the doobly-doo. — Giant Tortoise Coitus 00:02:54

2011 (16)

• 2011-02-04 · John points viewers to the Whomping Willows' gold eagle shirt (2011) — John · to viewers · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2011-02-04: John points Hank and viewers to the Whomping Willows' gold eagle shirt, linked in the description. — QUESTION FRIDAY: Spelling is Hard Edition 00:03:32
• 2011-02-25 · Hank asks viewers to buy tickets online for his Miami show (March 2011) — Hank · to viewers · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2011-02-25: Hank announces a Miami planetarium show on the evening of Tuesday, March 8, and points South Florida viewers to a link to buy tickets. — Gussie Manlove UNCOVERED! 00:03:10
  • reminder 2011-03-02 (5 days later): Hank reminds viewers to buy tickets for his Miami show in advance, as there may be none at the door. — How to Name Your Baby Properly 00:03:33
  • reminder 2011-03-07 (10 days later): Hank tells viewers that only 50 tickets remain for his Miami show, none at the door, so they must buy online within 24 hours. — Why is Haiti Poor? 00:00:09
• 2011-03-07 · Hank invites listeners to buy This Machine Pwns n00bs at DFTBA.com or iTunes (2011) — Hank · to viewers · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2011-03-07: Hank invites listeners who enjoy his music to buy This Machine Pwns n00bs at DFTBA.com or on iTunes. — This Machine Pwns n00bs Video LP 00:00:33
• 2011-03-09 · John asks viewers to pre-order Libba Bray's Beauty Queens (2011) — John · to viewers · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2011-03-09: John tells viewers to pre-order Libba Bray's Beauty Queens, with a link in the doobly-doo. — DANDY LIONS! It's Question Day 00:01:56
• 2011-04-06 · John invites viewers to buy the Will Grayson, Will Grayson paperback (April 2011) — John · to viewers · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2011-04-06: John points viewers to a link in the description to buy the Will Grayson, Will Grayson paperback. — Tales of Nerd Love! 00:02:56
• 2011-04-18 · Hank asks viewers to buy 2D Glasses at 2d-glasses.com (2011) — Hank · to viewers · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2011-04-18: Hank points viewers to buy 2D Glasses online at 2d-glasses.com, $7.99 a pair, $2 off for two. — 2D Glasses! Take the Headache out of 3D 00:02:02
  • reminder 2011-04-22 (4 days later): Hank points viewers to buy 2D Glasses, now available on Amazon. — 500,000 Subscribers (Almost...and Thank You) 00:03:24
• 2011-04-20 · John asks viewers to buy Katrina Vandenberg's Atlas (2011) — John · to viewers · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2011-04-20: In the description John asks viewers to buy Atlas by Katrina Vandenberg now, saying they will not regret it. — Tulipomania video description
• 2011-06-29 · John points viewers to pre-order The Fault in Our Stars (2011) — John · to viewers · costs the viewer: money · reported back
  • asked 2011-06-29: John points viewers to the pre-order link in the doobly-doo, dft.ba/tfios, where the book is about $9. — THE FAULT IN OUR STARS 00:00:29
  • reminder 2011-06-29: Summarising, John repeats that the pre-order link is in the doobly-doo and all pre-orders will be signed. — THE FAULT IN OUR STARS 00:01:39
  • reminder 2011-07-04 (5 days later): In his list of things young savers may need money for, John jokes they may have to pre-order 26 copies of The Fault in Our Stars. (playful) — How to Turn Your Dumb Summer Job Into $162,000 00:02:27
  • reminder 2011-07-06 (7 days later): The description jokes that John is biased to like people who have pre-ordered The Fault in Our Stars, with the pre-order link. (playful) — John Green is an IDIOT! And so are you. video description
  • …10 more reminders on the thread page
  • → thanks 2011-06-29: John thanks everyone who has pre-ordered The Fault in Our Stars. — THE FAULT IN OUR STARS 00:00:29
  • → thanks 2011-07-01 (2 days later): Hank thanks Nerdfighters for making this a huge deal and being part of something he thinks is historic in the timeline of the publishing industry. — Humping the Town 00:03:13
  • → thanks 2011-07-08 (9 days later): John thanks Nerdfighters for continuing to make The Fault in Our Stars a bestseller on Amazon and Barnes & Noble. — Kill the Dollar Bill! 00:02:29
  • → thanks 2011-07-27 (28 days later): John thanks Nerdfighters, whose hardcore pre-ordering led Penguin to publish five months earlier. — 150,000 Autographs 00:00:40
  • → thanks 2012-01-13 (said on 2012-01-10, implied) (195 days later): Hank thanks everyone who has bought and is reading The Fault in Our Stars and posting pictures with it on Tumblr. — TFiOS PARTY! 00:01:32
  • → result reported 2012-01-27 (212 days later): Hank says Nerdfighters would have pre-ordered even a horrible book, but John instead wrote an amazing book. (playful) — In 'N' Out-Erview 00:00:51
• 2011-07-13 · John asks viewers to buy a physical copy of Ellen Hardcastle to get a ten-word Hank video (2011) — John · costs the viewer: money · reported back
  • asked 2011-07-13: John tells viewers to buy a copy of Ellen Hardcastle to get their own ten-word Hank video, with emailed instructions. — ELLEN HARDCASTLE IS HERE! A Reunion Video 00:01:27
  • → thanks 2011-07-15 (2 days later): Hank thanks the people who have bought Ellen Hardcastle. — Harry Freaking Potter 00:03:48
  • → result reported 2011-07-20 (said on 2011-07-21, implied) (8 days later): Hank tells viewers that their buying the album made Ellen Hardcastle chart on Billboard. — HARDCASTLED! 00:03:36
  • → result reported 2011-07-27 (14 days later): John lists other Nerdfighter feats: getting Hank's album on the Billboard charts, chartering airplanes of medical supplies to Haiti, and getting Helen Hunt to hear the Helen Hunt song. — 150,000 Autographs 00:01:15
• 2011-09-02 · Hank urges viewers to buy the scarce Nerdfighter-designed posters at DFTBA.com quickly (2011) — Hank · to viewers · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2011-09-02: Hank tells viewers to be fast buying the scarce Ellen Hardcastle and French the Llama posters. — Tattoo Typos, Senses, Posters and Bad Movies 00:00:26
  • reminder 2011-09-09 (7 days later): Hank tells viewers they can back-order the posters at DFTBA.com; they ship as soon as they reach the office. — 10 Years after September 11th, and Diablo III 00:01:29
• 2011-09-09 · Hank invites viewers to buy the Mink Car tribute album, proceeds to the FDNY Foundation (2011) — Hank · to viewers · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2011-09-09: Hank invites viewers to buy the Mink Car tribute album on CD at minkcarcover.com or on iTunes or Bandcamp; all proceeds go to the FDNY Foundation. — 10 Years after September 11th, and Diablo III 00:03:04
• 2011-09-26 · John invites viewers to buy Keep Calm and DFTBA posters at DFTBA.com (2011) — John · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2011-09-26: John invites viewers who want a Keep Calm and DFTBA poster to head to DFTBA.com. — Awesome Bankers? 00:03:24
• 2011-10-17 · Hank asks viewers to buy VidCon 2012 tickets now (2011) — Hank · costs the viewer: money · reported back
  • asked 2011-10-17: Hank tells viewers to register now: early-bird registration is only for the first 1,000 people. — VidCon 2012!!! 00:01:31
  • reminder 2011-11-28 (42 days later): Hank tells viewers they had better get their VidCon tickets now. — Stuffed with STUFF! 00:01:57
  • → closed 2012-06-22 (249 days later): Hank says VidCon tickets are no longer on sale, so viewers can no longer buy them. — Hank is Maybe Crazy 00:01:27
• 2011-11-14 · Hank invites viewers to buy his album Ellen Hardcastle via the link below (2011) — Hank · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2011-11-14: Hank says his album Ellen Hardcastle is for sale, with a link below. — T-Shirt and Jeans - A Song 00:03:35
  • reminder 2012-01-17 (64 days later): The description says the song people dance to is 'Shake-a-Booty' from Hank's 'great album' Ellen Hardcastle, with a store link. — Thoughts from Places: The Tour video description
• 2011-11-25 · John points viewers to the TFiOS box set with his own audiobook reading (2011) — John · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2011-11-25: John says the only way to hear him read the whole book is the special box set from his last video, made possible by Brilliance Audio; link in the doobly-doo. — Chapter TWO of The Fault in Our Stars 00:22:54
  • reminder 2013-05-28 (1.5 years later): The special edition TFiOS audiobook narrated by John, with a bonus DVD, previously sold at DFTBA.com, is back for pre-order. — NERD FACTOR! (...And Why I Fear for Tumblr) 00:03:38
• 2011-12-19 · John asks viewers to buy Alex Day's Forever Yours remixes for charity (P4A 2011) — John · to viewers · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2011-12-19: John tells viewers to get Forever Yours and the remixes, whose proceeds Alex Day donates to charity. — Sharpie Face and Little Hank: The Project for Awesome's Aftermath 00:00:43

2012 (4)

• 2012-02-10 · Hank invites viewers to buy the leftover Tour de Nerdfighting CDs (2012) — Hank · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2012-02-10: Hank invites viewers who want one to get the limited leftover Tour de Nerdfighting CDs. — How Big is the Universe? 00:03:10
• 2012-09-25 · John invites viewers to pre-order the new Nerdfighter-artist posters and shirts at DFTBA.com (2012) — John · to viewers · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2012-09-25: John points viewers to pre-order the new posters and shirts at DFTBA.com, link in the description. — Do Businesses Need to Suck? 00:02:55
• 2012-11-23 · Hank asks viewers to check out DFTBA.com's Black Friday and Cyber Monday deals (2012) — Hank · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2012-11-23: Hank tells viewers DFTBA.com has Black Friday and Cyber Monday deals and invites them to check those out now. — Black Friday: An Accident of History 00:02:02
• 2012-11-27 · John asks viewers to give books as holiday gifts, ideally bought at local bookstores (2012) — John · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2012-11-27: John asks viewers to consider giving books over the holidays, ideally from local bookstores, his own and other people's. — Nerdfighter Book Recommendations: A Gift Giving Guide for Nerdfightastic Readers 00:03:24

2013 (4)

• 2013-01-29 · John invites viewers to pre-order the signed Our Little Infinity poster at DFTBA.com (2013) — John · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2013-01-29: The description asks viewers to pre-order a signed copy of the tri-continental poster at DFTBA.com, supporting Nerdfighter artists. — Across Three Continents: A Tale of Tumblr, Copyright, and Excellent Posters video description
• 2013-04-02 · John asks viewers to pre-order This Star Won't Go Out, Esther Earl's book (2013) — John · to viewers · costs the viewer: money · deadline: January 28th (≈ 2014-01-28) · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2013-04-02: John points viewers to pre-order the book of Esther's writing via the link in the description. — TFiOS Movie Casting, New Books, and Groundhog Wars: An Old School Vlogbrothers Video 00:00:29
  • reminder 2014-01-07 (280 days later): John reminds viewers they can preorder Esther's book via the doobly-doo link; it comes out January 28th. [due: January 28th] — Warm Things for Cold Times 00:00:57
  • reminder 2014-01-28 (301 days later): John urges viewers to get Esther's book at their nearest bookstore or online via the doobly-doo link. — Question Tuesday! TFIOS Movie Trailer, Penguin Knees, and Backflips 00:01:20
  • reminder 2015-08-03 (2.3 years later): John tells viewers who don't know about Esther to check out her book. — I Love You, Hank. Esther Day 2015 00:01:19
  • …2 more reminders on the thread page
• 2013-09-06 · Hank invites viewers to buy the bundle of his two studio albums on DFTBA.com for $15 (2013) — Hank · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2013-09-06: Hank invites viewers interested in his music to buy his two studio albums as a $15 bundle on DFTBA.com. — Undigested Lump (A Song) 00:03:48
  • reminder 2014-04-25 (said on 2014-04-26, implied) (232 days later): The description offers Hank's other two albums for the price of one. — I Love Science (Clean Version) (Uncensored link in the Description) video description
• 2013-11-08 · Hank asks viewers to buy Pizzamas 2013 items before the 12 Days of Pizzamas end (2013) — Hank · costs the viewer: money · deadline: 2013-11-15 · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2013-11-08: The Pizzamas items (hoodie, keychains, pin, mugs, guitar picks, frisbees, fleece blanket, pencils, journals, mouse pads, socks) are on pre-order until the 15th, then never available again. — VidCon, Punishments, Comments, and Pumpkins 00:02:58

2014 (9)

• 2014-01-31 · Hank points viewers to pre-order the Hanklerfish plush at DFTBA.com (2014) — Hank · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2014-01-31: Hank points viewers to pre-order the Hanklerfish plush at DFTBA.com. — In Depth Viewing of the TFiOS Trailer 00:03:53
• 2014-02-07 · Hank asks viewers to buy old DFTBA shirts on sale for $10 ahead of the warehouse move (2014) — Hank · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2014-02-07: Hank asks viewers to buy the old DFTBA shirts on sale for $10 before the warehouse move, via the description link or dftba.com. [amount: $10 per shirt] — Kill All The Humans 00:03:15
  • reminder 2014-03-28 (49 days later): Hank asks viewers to buy the old-style shirts on sale for $10 via the link in the description. [amount: $10] — New Album, New Channels, New Fabric, New Internet Thing! 00:02:26
• 2014-03-28 · Hank asks uninsured Americans to sign up for health insurance on the exchange before the deadline (2014) — Hank · costs the viewer: money · deadline: 2014-03-31 · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2014-03-28: Hank asks uninsured Americans to sign up at the health care exchange before the deadline about three days away. [due: 2014-03-31] — New Album, New Channels, New Fabric, New Internet Thing! 00:00:40
• 2014-04-18 · Hank points viewers to pre-order Incongruent, Hank Green and the Perfect Strangers' album, at DFTBA.com (2014) — Hank · costs the viewer: money · deadline: 2014-05-06 · reported back
  • asked 2014-04-18: Hank points viewers to his Tumblr to hear some of the album and says it is available to pre-order at DFTBA.com. — What is The Oldest Song? 00:03:36
  • reminder 2014-04-25 (said on 2014-04-26, implied) (8 days later): Hank says pre-ordered copies of Incongruent will be signed and come with an email of MP3 download links. — I Love Science (Clean Version) (Uncensored link in the Description) 00:02:37
  • reminder 2014-05-06 (18 days later): John tells Nerdfighters today is the last day to pre-order a signed copy of Incongruent, link in the doobly-doo. [due: 2014-05-06] — TFIOS Movie Madness, Incongruent, and Headless Hotel People 00:01:05
  • reminder 2014-05-12 (said on 2014-05-13, implied) (25 days later): John tells everyone to get Hank's album. — Perfect Puff and Endless Interviews: Touring and Hollywood Press Junkets 00:03:49
  • → result reported 2014-05-09 (21 days later): Hank announces Incongruent is officially released, on iTunes, Google Play, Amazon and DFTBA Records, where physical copies also come with a download link. — Oh JK Rowling - Kinetic Typography 00:01:52
• 2014-04-25 (said on 2014-04-26, implied) · Hank asks viewers to buy tickets for Tour Because Awesome (2014) — Hank · to viewers · costs the viewer: money · reported back
  • asked 2014-04-25 (said on 2014-04-26, implied): Hank asks viewers to buy tour tickets via the link in the description, stressing quick sales in Seattle, Salt Lake and Denver so bookers believe the band can sell tickets. — I Love Science (Clean Version) (Uncensored link in the Description) 00:02:54
  • reminder 2014-05-09 (13 days later): Hank tells viewers they can now get tickets at every tour stop, and to check the changed venues. — Oh JK Rowling - Kinetic Typography 00:02:17
  • reminder 2014-06-13 (48 days later): Hank reminds viewers who have been postponing to buy tickets for Tour Because Awesome; link in the description. [amount: $15-20] — How to Make Cinnamon Toast (two ways) 00:02:30
  • → thanks 2014-07-11 (76 days later): In the description Hank calls the tour ridiculously fun and thanks everyone who came out to the shows. — Touring with a Rock Band in 1,8X&,00B Simple Steps video description
• 2014-09-05 · John points viewers to buy the posters he signed at DFTBA.com (2014) — John · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2014-09-05: John points viewers to dftba.com to buy the posters he signed. — REUNION TUESDAY! FRIDAY! WHATEVER! 00:02:02
  • reminder 2014-09-16 (11 days later): Answering a viewer, John confirms the signed posters (linked in the description) are signed by hand. — It's Question Tuesday! Cheesy Jokes, Paper Towns Movie, and Dinosaur Butt Brains 00:03:28
  • reminder 2014-11-28 (84 days later): John: everything at DFTBA.com, including signed posters, his hoodie and AFC Wimbledon scarves, is 20% off through Monday; head over to DFTBA.com. — Global Health and Human Hair: What the Vlogbrothers are Thankful For 00:03:33
• 2014-10-14 · John points viewers to pre-order the Looking for Alaska 10th anniversary edition (2014) — John · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2014-10-14: John points viewers who want the Looking for Alaska 10th anniversary edition to the pre-order link in the doobly-doo. — A Minor Crisis 00:03:19
• 2014-11-17 · John asks viewers to order Pizzamas 2014 items with his mustachioed face before Pizzamas ends (2014) — John · costs the viewer: money · deadline: in the next four days (≈ 2014-11-21) · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2014-11-17: John: four days are left in Pizzamas; viewers who want his mustachioed face on any item must order within four days. [due: in the next four days] — Combines and Movie Magic: Pizzamas Day 6 00:02:43
  • reminder 2014-11-21 (said on 2014-11-20, implied) (3 days later): John reminds viewers that today is the last day of Pizzamas, the last day to buy things with his mustachioed face, such as Pizza John shirts or a onesie. [due: today] — The Sleepiest Sleepyhead in Sleeptown 00:00:22
• 2014-11-28 · John asks viewers to buy AFC Wimbledon Nerdfighteria scarves, proceeds to the club (2014) — John · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2014-11-28: John: everything at DFTBA.com, including signed posters, his hoodie and AFC Wimbledon scarves, is 20% off through Monday; head over to DFTBA.com. — Global Health and Human Hair: What the Vlogbrothers are Thankful For 00:03:33
  • reminder 2015-05-26 (179 days later): John says Nerdfighteria Wimbledon scarves are still available at DFTBA.com. — Sixteen Parts 00:01:41
  • reminder 2019-04-30 (4.4 years later): John tells Hank and viewers they can support AFC Wimbledon with the scarf that says DFTBA Nerdfighteria, linked in the doobly-doo. — The Thing with Feathers 00:03:23

2015 (5)

• 2015-02-17 · John asks viewers to support Risa and Melody by buying their DFTBA.com posters (2015) — John · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2015-02-17: John asks viewers to support Risa and Nerdfighter Melody by getting their posters. — Places I've Never Been 00:03:34
• 2015-03-27 · Hank asks viewers to buy NerdCon: Stories 2015 tickets at nerdcon.com before it sells out (2015) — Hank · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2015-03-27: Hank asks those who can come to get NerdCon: Stories tickets at nerdcon.com, expecting the small event to sell out quickly. — Announcing NerdCon: Stories 00:03:38
  • reminder 2015-08-07 (133 days later): NerdCon: Stories is still happening October 9th and 10th in Minneapolis; since VidCon they have been planning it, and most but not all tickets are sold. — Is This Video Cool? 00:03:35
• 2015-04-17 · Hank invites viewers to buy one of the two Batman-argument shirts (2015) — Hank · costs the viewer: money · deadline: 2015-04-25 · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2015-04-17: Hank tells viewers who will not be on tour that he has something to sell them: the two Batman-argument shirts. — 7 Weirdest Marriages (or Lack Thereof) From an Airport 00:01:08
  • reminder 2015-04-21 (4 days later): John says both Batman shirts are available for pre-order until April 25 and then never again. [due: 2015-04-25] — A Stunning Turn of Events 00:00:58
  • reminder 2015-04-24 (7 days later): Hank says the Bat People shirts are on sale for only about another 12 or 24 hours: last chance. — Mother Pheasant Plucker - A Song 00:03:23
• 2015-05-08 · Hank invites viewers to pre-order a Quadragocon 2015 shirt during its one-week sale (2015) — Hank · costs the viewer: money · deadline: one week (≈ 2015-05-15) · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2015-05-08: Hank tells viewers they can pre-order a Quadragocon 2015 shirt for the next week, then never again. [due: one week] — QUADRAGOCON 2015 - WHO WILL WIN! 00:03:46
• 2015-11-09 · Hank and John ask viewers to buy Pizzamas 2015 shirts and products at DFTBA.com before the sale ends (2015) — both · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2015-11-09: Hank plugs the Pizzamas shirts and items at DFTBA.com, for pre-order only during the two weeks and never again. — Enjoy My Stupid Dancing! (Pizzamas Day 1) 00:03:15
  • reminder 2015-11-10 (1 day later): John notes Pizza John T-shirts and other gear such as shoestrings and a travel mug are available only during Pizzamas. — It's a Pizzamas Miracle! (Pizzamas Day 2) 00:01:12
  • reminder 2015-11-12 (3 days later): John plugs Pizza John shoelaces and a Pizza John travel mug as gifts, available for pre-order only during Pizzamas at DFTBA.com. (playful) — Cheez Doodles Guy, Ringo Silver, and Dad Jokes (Pizzamas Day 4) 00:01:40
  • reminder 2015-11-18 (9 days later): Asked whether there will be Dear Hank and John merch, John instead plugs the Pizza John merch available now at DFTBA.com. — SUIT UP! A Very Fancy Reunion Video (Pizzamas Day 8) 00:00:45
  • …2 more reminders on the thread page

2016 (5)

• 2016-03-25 · John points viewers to the description link for tickets to Hank Green and the Perfect Strangers' May tour (2016) — John · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2016-03-25: John points viewers to the link in the description for tour tickets. — Snapchat Question Time! 00:02:24
  • reminder 2016-04-15 (21 days later): Hank shows Twitter testimonials from a search for 'Hank Green concert' and invites viewers to come along. — T-Shirt and Jeans and TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT 00:03:47
  • reminder 2016-05-13 (49 days later): Hank asks people in Austin, San Diego, Los Angeles, Anaheim or San Francisco who are considering coming to the show to consider it hard. — The Time I Fell Asleep with an M&M in My Mouth (and a song) 00:02:53
• 2016-05-31 (said on 2016-05-29, implied) · John asks viewers to subscribe to Radio WDON to support AFC Wimbledon (2016) — John · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2016-05-31 (said on 2016-05-29, implied): The description asks viewers to subscribe to Radio WDON to support AFC Wimbledon and get radio coverage of every match. — The Most Amazing Day video description
• 2016-07-22 · Hank invites viewers to buy leftover Pulse fundraiser wristbands at DFTBA.com for $5 (2016) — Hank · to viewers · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2016-07-22: Hank says some wristbands are left over; viewers who want to keep supporting the effort can buy them at DFTBA.com for $5. — Ending the Age of Outrage (at least in ourselves, if not in the world) 00:03:17
• 2016-11-08 · John asks viewers to buy Pizzamas 2016 merch at DFTBA.com before Pizzamas ends (2016) — John · costs the viewer: money · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2016-11-08: John says each year brings limited-edition Pizza John merch (this year (2016) a LaCroix Pizza John, a hoodie, shirts by Hank's favourite designers) at DFTBA.com, available only during Pizzamas. — A PIZZAMAS MIRACLE 00:00:52
  • reminder 2016-11-15 (7 days later): John reminds viewers that only a few days are left to order Pizzamas merch from DFTBA.com. — Good News/Bad News: A Pizzamas Video in Nine Slices 00:00:10
  • reminder 2016-11-17 (9 days later): John reminds viewers that Pizzamas ends tomorrow and its items are available for one more day at dftba.com. (playful) — Decathlons, Pretension, and the Weirdest Animal I've Met: It's Question Thursday 00:03:24
  • reminder 2016-11-18 (10 days later): The description says today is the last day to buy this year's (2016) Pizzamas merch. — Are Pets Ethical? video description
• 2016-11-10 · DFTBA staff ask viewers to buy the remaining Awesome Sox Club subscriptions (2016) — John · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2016-11-10: Dave shows the November sock, designed by Rachel and sold only through the DFTBA Awesome Sox Club, and asks viewers to buy one of the 500 remaining subscriptions soon. — The Museum of Pizza Johns Past 00:03:13

2017 (3)

• 2017-02-03 · Hank asks viewers to buy the refugee art posters at DFTBA.com during the weekend sale (2017) — Hank · reported back
  • asked 2017-02-03: The description points viewers to the refugee art posters at DFTBA.com: buyers choose their donation, minimum about $10 per poster, or a $150 package of all the art. — Are We Making Things Worse? video description
  • → thanks 2017-02-10 (7 days later): Hank thanks everyone who bought posters, the artists and everyone who helped put the sale together. — Valentines Candy Taste Test with Hank and Katherine 00:03:47
• 2017-06-22 · John asks viewers to pre-order signed copies of Turtles All the Way Down (2017) — John · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2017-06-22: The description asks viewers to pre-order signed copies of Turtles All the Way Down at their local bookstore or listed retailers. — My New Book video description
  • reminder 2017-06-27 (5 days later): John tells viewers in the US or Canada they can pre-order a signed copy at their local bookstore or via the links in the description. — UNBOXING 00:03:27
  • reminder 2017-07-11 (19 days later): The signed edition has its own ISBN, with links in the doobly-doo, but the book is available pretty much wherever books are sold. — Signing 200,000 Autographs 00:03:22
  • reminder 2017-07-18 (26 days later): The description invites viewers to order a probably signed copy of Turtles All the Way Down. — Accio Decade Hallows video description
  • …5 more reminders on the thread page
• 2017-10-30 · Hank asks viewers to buy Pizzamas 2017 gear at DFTBA.com before it ends on Friday (2017) — Hank · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2017-10-30: From the DFTBA.com warehouse John announces that the Pizzamas items are on sale only for the next two weeks and starts an unboxing haul with Hank. — I Mustache You: A Pizzamas Reunion! 00:00:27
  • reminder 2017-11-01 (2 days later): The description says Pizzamas merch is available for only 10 more days. — Pizza Cocktails with John and Hank! video description
  • reminder 2017-11-08 (9 days later): The description warns that Pizzamas is rapidly coming to a close and links the DFTBA.com Pizzamas store. — Follow Hank All Day video description
  • reminder 2017-11-09 (10 days later): The description says Pizzamas is ending and its items are available only until tomorrow. — The New Zealand Five Cent Coin video description
  • …1 more reminders on the thread page

2018 (6)

• 2018-01-19 · Hank asks viewers to sign up for DFTBA Pin Pals before its limited openings fill (2018) — Hank · reported back
  • asked 2018-01-19: The pin club has limited openings so DFTBA doesn't make too many or too few pins, so Hank tells viewers to go sign up. — Many Years Ago, Someone Gave Me a Whole Bitcoin...then I lost it. 00:03:39
  • reminder 2019-08-02 (1.5 years later): Each pin comes in common, uncommon and rare versions; it costs $12 a month with free worldwide shipping, and the year's subscription is available only this week (week of 29 July 2019). — The Cutest Octopus 00:03:25
  • reminder 2019-08-09 (1.6 years later): For viewers into enamel pins who want to support the community's work decreasing maternal mortality in Sierra Leone, the Pin Club is open just two more days at $12 a month with free worldwide shipping. — Decluttering the Somewhat Embarrassing Nightstand of a 39 Year-Old Best-Selling Author 00:01:48
  • reminder 2019-11-04 (1.8 years later): Hank invites viewers who want the Pallas's cat pin to join the pin club right now. — This Cat Makes No Sense 00:03:24
  • …3 more reminders on the thread page
  • → closed 2018-11-23 (308 days later): DFTBA is stopping the sock club and the pin club and replacing them with the Flair Club, a quarterly box with more stuff per box. — Four Jokes from a Two year Old 00:03:08
  • → thanks 2019-09-13 (1.6 years later): The Bizarre Beasts Pin Club was so successful that this month (September 2019), one time only, members get two pins: the caterpillar and the moth; Hank thanks everybody who signed up. — You Need to Know About This Caterpillar 00:03:41
  • → thanks 2020-03-27 (2.2 years later): Hank thanks pin club members and says all the money from it goes to help some of the most vulnerable people in the world. — Take a Break with Some Feather Stars 00:03:29
  • → closed 2020-05-15 (2.3 years later): Hank says the Bizarre Beasts Pin Club is closed to new members, apologises, and says they will try to figure out something in the future. — Lookin' Kinda Dumb! 00:03:39
• 2018-01-26 · Hank asks viewers to pre-order An Absolutely Remarkable Thing (2018) — Hank · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2018-01-26: The book can be pre-ordered at local bookstores or via links in the description. — I Wrote a Book. I WROTE A BOOK. How did I do that? 00:03:21
  • reminder 2018-01-30 (4 days later): The book is An Absolutely Remarkable Thing; it comes out September 25th and is available for pre-order now. — Hank, I Have Some Advice 00:00:42
  • reminder 2018-02-02 (7 days later): Hank's book An Absolutely Remarkable Thing is available for pre-order now and comes out on September 25th. — What is That Plane Rainbow? (It's Question Tuesday) 00:01:21
  • reminder 2018-04-06 (70 days later): Viewers who already pre-ordered can cancel, since the book hasn't shipped, and order the signed edition, a separate listing; links are at hankgreen.com. — How to Stop Being Late Forever (advice for myself and other chronically late people) 00:03:42
  • …4 more reminders on the thread page
• 2018-05-11 · Hank tells viewers who want VidCon 2018 signings to buy tickets soon, while the Community Track signing lottery is open (2018) — Hank · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2018-05-11: Hank is headed to VidCon soon; the Community Track signing lottery is open and closing, so viewers who want signings need to buy tickets very soon. — Looking for Alaska Movie (BUT BETTER) and YouTuber Things 00:03:11
• 2018-10-16 · John asks viewers to sign up at lifeslibrarybookclub.com to be notified when Life's Library launches (2018) — John · reported back
  • asked 2018-10-16: John asks interested viewers to sign up at lifeslibrarybookclub.com to be notified; if enough do within a week or two, it launches and copies arrive by Christmas. — Life's Library 00:02:45
  • → result reported 2018-10-19 (3 days later): Hank reports that Life's Library got its first thousand sign-ups and is now open. — This is the scariest graph I've ever seen 00:03:17
  • → thanks 2018-10-23 (7 days later): That idea is one reason John and Rosianna started the Life's Library Book Club, which thanks to viewers' overwhelming response is now open for enrollment. — Why Are Humans Suddenly Getting Better at Tetris? 00:03:01
• 2018-10-29 · Hank asks viewers to get their Pizzamas 2018 gear at DFTBA.com before Pizzamas ends (2018) — Hank · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2018-10-29: Everything, including a Pizzamas sleep mask, is available only during Pizzamas at DFTBA.com and then disappears forever. — PIZZAMAS IS HERE! 00:01:28
  • reminder 2018-11-02 (4 days later): John says a mug, sleep mask, t-shirt, button and many other Pizzamas items are available to order now at DFTBA.com. (playful) — Let Us Now Praise the Panda Person 00:01:53
  • reminder 2018-11-08 (10 days later): John reminds viewers that Pizzamas items are available for only one more day at DFTBA.com. — Let's Talk Money: The Bank of Nerdfighteria's Semi-Annual Report 00:00:54
  • reminder 2018-11-09 (11 days later): Hank thanks everyone for Pizzamas and says it is closing, so Pizzamas products are at DFTBA.com. — I Don't Know What Work Is 00:03:40
• 2018-11-23 · Hank asks viewers to shop DFTBA.com's Black Friday weekend sale (2018) — Hank · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2018-11-23: Hank invites viewers to DFTBA.com for merch from the McElroy brothers, the Gregory Brothers, the Green brothers, Lindsay Ellis, The Valleyfolk and many other creators. — Four Jokes from a Two year Old 00:03:08

2019 (5)

• 2019-01-01 · John invites viewers to join Life's Library at lifeslibrarybookclub.com (2019) — John · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2019-01-01: Life's Library is going great; John invites those who are or want to be part of it to go to lifeslibrarybookclub.com. — How to Make Goals, Not Resolutions 00:03:05
  • reminder 2019-01-29 (28 days later): John tells viewers who missed signing up for the Life's Library book club that a few slots are open now at lifeslibrarybookclub.com. — Do You Believe in Miracles? 00:03:23
  • reminder 2019-03-05 (63 days later): In a P.S. John says more slots are opening in the Life's Library Book Club, to read with him, Rosianna and a community that includes many from Tuataria; more at lifeslibrarybookclub.com. — Way, Way Down the Rabbit Hole 00:03:24
  • reminder 2019-04-23 (112 days later): Life's Library has slots open for its new book, Isabel Allende's House of the Spirits; sign up at lifeslibrarybookclub.com, with all proceeds going to Partners In Health's work in Sierra Leone. — untitled 00:02:26
  • …8 more reminders on the thread page
• 2019-01-29 · John asks viewers to join the Dons Trust for 25 pounds to become part owners of AFC Wimbledon (2019) — John · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2019-01-29: John invites viewers to become part owners of AFC Wimbledon by joining the Dons Trust, which owns the club, for 25 pounds (about $30). — Do You Believe in Miracles? 00:03:23
  • reminder 2025-05-27 (said on 2025-05-25, implied) (6.3 years later): The description invites viewers who want to own part of the fan-owned club to join the Dons Trust. — The Longest (and best) Day video description
• 2019-09-10 · John asks viewers to get Sarah's book You Are an Artist (2019) — John · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2019-09-10: John says You Are an Artist is available for pre-order now wherever you get books and comes out on April 14th. — Another Contender in the Room 00:02:55
  • reminder 2020-01-07 (119 days later): John says Sarah's book You Are an Artist, a collection of art assignments and creativity prompts with lots of art history, comes out in April; the galleys are here and it is available for pre-order. — Endings · Beginnings 00:02:16
  • reminder 2020-03-03 (175 days later): John tells viewers they should get Sarah's book. — Consciously Experiencing Human Dignity 00:03:24
  • reminder 2020-03-31 (203 days later): In a comment John recommends Sarah's book You Are An Artist, out April 14th, for anyone seeking more ways to be calm and engaged with the world. — Let's take a walk. creator comment
  • …3 more reminders on the thread page
• 2019-10-28 · John asks viewers to buy Pizzamas 2019 merch at DFTBA.com before Pizzamas ends (2019) — John · playful register · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2019-10-28: John says everything is available only during Pizzamas at DFTBA.com and urges viewers to go right now, admitting a false sense of urgency. (playful) — PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!!! 00:02:09
  • reminder 2019-10-30 (2 days later): John says the pineapple-pizza opinion pins, like all the merch, are available only during Pizzamas at DFTBA.com. — this is a video about pineapples. 00:03:24
  • reminder 2019-11-01 (4 days later): John shows the Pizzamas sweatshirt and scarf, available only during Pizzamas, then reads his note about pretending supplies are limited. (playful) — On Looking Up to Your Little Brother 00:03:37
  • reminder 2019-11-08 (11 days later): Hank says many Pizzamas products are at DFTBA.com through the end of the weekend and then never again, including all the designers' shirts. — Trolling Through John's YouTube History...GUESS WHAT I FOUND!? 00:03:10
• 2019-11-29 · Hank asks viewers to pre-order A Beautifully Foolish Endeavor (2019) — Hank · reported back
  • asked 2019-11-29: Hank announces his new book, A Beautifully Foolish Endeavor, out July 7, 2020, with pre-order links and a synopsis in the description; he'll talk about it more soon. — My Most Controversial Opinion 00:03:07
  • reminder 2019-12-20 (21 days later): John pins his own channel comment, too excited not to, telling viewers to pre-order A Beautifully Foolish Endeavor at hankgreen.com. — Reading the First Chapter of A Beautifully Foolish Endeavor
  • reminder 2020-01-10 (42 days later): John cuts in: Hank made a whole video about his book without naming it, A Beautifully Foolish Endeavor, out July 7 and available for pre-order now. (playful) — The Thing I would Like to End 00:03:40
  • reminder 2020-02-28 (91 days later): Hank says signed copies are available for pre-order now and asks viewers to pre-order one; anyone with an unsigned pre-order can cancel it. — I'M FINE EVERYTHING IS FINE 00:02:10
  • …8 more reminders on the thread page
  • → closed 2020-07-07 (221 days later): The book is out: A Beautifully Foolish Endeavor is available now wherever books are sold. — You're a Rock Star 00:03:13

2020 (2)

• 2020-10-05 · John asks viewers to buy Pizzamas 2020 merch at pizzamas.com before Pizzamas ends (2020) — John · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2020-10-05: John asks viewers to head to pizzamas.com now: the items are available only for the next two weeks, and all proceeds go to charity. — Thank God It's Over and PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!!!!!! 00:02:56
  • reminder 2020-10-08 (3 days later): In a channel comment John welcomes the many visitors arriving from Reddit, warns this is probably the peak of their Rax content, and points them to Pizzamas. — The Commercial that Killed a Fast Food Chain creator comment
  • reminder 2020-10-09 (4 days later): The description asks viewers to get their Pizzamas items at pizzamas.com and embarrass their friends and family. (playful) — The Rax Guy video description
  • reminder 2020-10-12 (7 days later): Hank closes with a jingle for the Pizzamas fanny pack, with a zipper in the front and a zipper in the back. (playful) — What Matters 00:03:46
  • …3 more reminders on the thread page
• 2020-11-27 · Hank asks viewers to sign up for, or gift, the 2021 Awesome Socks Club at awesomesocks.club/vlogbrothers before December 11 (2020) — Hank · reported back
  • asked 2020-11-27: Hank asks viewers to sign up at awesomesocks.club/vlogbrothers for themselves, as a gift to someone else, or to ask someone to give it to them. — Finally Launching this Project!!! 00:02:36
  • reminder 2020-12-08 (11 days later): John asks viewers to join the Awesome Socks Club at awesomesocks.club/vlogbrothers in the next three days, as a present too, using that link so Hank knows John sent them. — A Love Letter to My Brother, Basically 00:02:55
  • reminder 2020-12-11 (14 days later): Hank tells viewers it is the last day to join the Awesome Socks Club at awesomesocks.club/vlogbrothers, or to ask someone to sign them up. — The /W/orst Letter 00:02:58
  • reminder 2021-07-23 (238 days later): Hank says Awesome Socks Club subscriptions are open again, but only for a limited time, at awesomesocks.club; the description says for the next two weeks. — The Last 25 Questions I Asked Google 00:03:21
  • …6 more reminders on the thread page
  • → thanks 2021-09-03 (280 days later): Hank thanks Sock Club members: they have so far raised over $600,000 for Partners In Health, and the socks are really good. — What the Heck am I doing? 00:01:45
  • → thanks 2021-11-19 (357 days later): Hank thanks everyone for joining the Awesome Socks Club: current members get froggy socks, and new members' first socks will come in January. — How do We Get Anything Done At All? 00:03:02

2021 (3)

• 2021-06-15 · Hank asks viewers to buy a Crash Course coin to fund Crash Course (2021) — Hank · reported back
  • asked 2021-06-15: The description asks viewers to support Crash Course with the Crash Course coin. — VLOGBROTHERS REUNITED!!!! video description
  • reminder 2021-06-25 (10 days later): The description says the Crash Course coin is available until midnight tonight, linking crashcoursecoin.com. — The Surprising Origin of Crash Course video description
  • reminder 2022-05-31 (350 days later): John asks viewers who can afford it to get a coin at CrashCourseCoin.com; most can't, which is fine, since Crash Course is free for everyone forever. — A Casting Announcement 00:03:37
  • reminder 2022-06-10 (360 days later): Hank asks viewers who want to help Crash Course and have $100 to spare to buy a coin via the link in the description, saying he understands if they cannot. — My Embarrassing Dermatology Story 00:03:24
  • …11 more reminders on the thread page
  • → thanks 2021-09-03 (80 days later): In the evenings Hank assembles Crash Course coins himself, as a way to thank the people who supported Crash Course through them, though it takes longer. — What the Heck am I doing? 00:00:47
  • → thanks 2022-03-25 (283 days later): The description thanks everyone who has helped Crash Course through the Coin, Patreon, or watching and sharing. — US College Students Need Help video description
  • → thanks 2024-04-12 (2.8 years later): Hank says free educational resources on YouTube exist because everyone helps by buying Crash Course coins and supporting Crash Course on Patreon, as do internet stores that give all profit to charity. — Feeling Like a Failure (During an Eclipse) 00:04:13
  • → thanks 2026-02-04 (4.6 years later): Hank thanks viewers who for years knowingly gave a for-profit company money with no tax deduction, through Patreon, the Crash Course Coin, the Learnathon and SciShow fundraisers. — We Just Sold Our Company for $0 00:06:23
• 2021-10-04 · Hank asks viewers to buy Pizzamas 2021 merch at pizzamas.com before Pizzamas ends (2021) — Hank · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2021-10-04: Since the blanket and the candle are limited editions, John tells viewers not to wait to buy them. — PIZZAMAS IS HERE! 00:00:55
  • reminder 2021-10-05 (1 day later): The description says Pizzamas products are on sale only during Pizzamas and never again, with all proceeds going to charity. — Why the Heck am I on TikTok??? video description
  • reminder 2021-10-07 (3 days later): Pizzamas products are available only during Pizzamas, for about another week, then never again; all profits support the community's work on health care in Sierra Leone. — We're Thinking About Facebook Wrong 00:21:20
  • reminder 2021-10-08 (4 days later): John says pizzamas.com remains the number one source for pizza-related meme apparel. (playful) — On February 3rd, 2020, I Wrote a Video I Didn't Make. Here It Is. 00:03:44
  • …4 more reminders on the thread page
• 2021-11-30 · John asks viewers to buy signed copies of The Anthropocene Reviewed with the DFTBA-only zine, proceeds to charity, by December 3 for Christmas (2021) — John · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2021-11-30: Asked about holiday gifts, John recommends signed copies of The Anthropocene Reviewed, sold with a special zine holding his all-new review and pieces by many others. — Vlogbrothers REUNITED AT LAST 00:00:00

2022 (3)

• 2022-09-02 · Hank asks viewers to buy Complexly calendars at complexlycalendars.com (2022) — Hank · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2022-09-02: Complexly is selling five calendars for five shows: Eons and Bizarre Beasts art, James Weiss's Microcosmos microphotography, and SciShow and SciShow Space images, printed in the US with facts, shipping everywhere. — How A YouTube Company Actually Makes Money 00:02:16
  • reminder 2023-11-17 (1.2 years later): Hank includes the Complexly calendars among the things non-US viewers must order today for Christmas delivery. — WHAT AM I DOING 00:01:05
  • reminder 2023-11-24 (1.2 years later): Hank recommends Complexly's four calendars (James Webb Space Telescope, Microcosmos microphotography, Bizarre Beasts illustrations, Eons ancestors), 10% off with the code SAVETHEDATE. — It Wasn't Supposed to be Thanksgiving Yesterday 00:04:02
  • reminder 2024-11-29 (2.2 years later): It being Black Friday, Hank asks viewers to get the illustrated Complexly calendar at complexly.store to support Complexly's work. — I am Grateful for My Worry 00:01:11
  • …1 more reminders on the thread page
• 2022-09-26 · John asks viewers to buy Pizzamas 2022 merch at pizzamas.com before Pizzamas ends (2022) — John · reported back
  • asked 2022-09-26: John says everything is available only during this year's (2022) Pizzamas at pizzamas.com, with all proceeds supporting stronger health care systems in Sierra Leone. — PIZZAMAS IS UPON US 00:00:58
  • reminder 2022-09-28 (2 days later): Third lesson, John jokes: get all your Pizzamas stuff at Pizzamas.com before it's too late. — How My Book Became a Hit with Elderly People 00:03:22
  • reminder 2022-09-29 (3 days later): In a comment, John teases Hank for forgetting to link pizzamas.com and urges viewers not to wait, since everything there is available only during this year's (2022) Pizzamas. — The Kony 2012 of Roads - Solar Freakin' Roadways
  • reminder 2022-09-30 (4 days later): John says buying the Pizza John floor rug shows utter commitment to the bit; no one will question your commitment with it on your floor. (playful) — COMMIT TO THE BIT 00:02:36
  • …5 more reminders on the thread page
  • → thanks 2022-10-11 (15 days later): In a channel comment John thanks viewers for a hugely successful Pizzamas. — Most People Have Never Been 20
  • → result reported 2022-10-11 (15 days later): John says Pizzamas raised over $130,000 toward better maternal and child health in impoverished communities. — Most People Have Never Been 20 00:03:24
• 2022-11-01 · John and Hank ask viewers to sign up for the Awesome Socks Club for 2023 (2022) — John · deadline: 2022-11 (≈ 2022-11-30) · playful register · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2022-11-01: John asks viewers to join the Awesome Socks Club through his affiliate link in the description, not Hank's, since Hank already has many sales; it is not a paid ad. (playful) — Is This Painting Upside Down? 00:00:29
  • reminder 2022-11-04 (3 days later): Hank tells John that sign-up for the Awesome Socks Club is open only for the next week, so he might as well do it now; $5 off with the link in the description. [due: 2022-11] — My Secret Obsession 00:03:34
  • reminder 2022-11-08 (7 days later): John points viewers who like ankle or regular socks to awesomesocks.club, linked in the doobly-doo. — Dr Pepper Enthusiast John Green Taste Tests Dr Pepper and Its Misbegotten Pretenders 00:05:54
  • reminder 2022-11-11 (10 days later): Hank says the Awesome Socks Club, unlike Twitter, brings him joy monthly: a pair by a different independent artist each month, free shipping, cancel anytime, ankle or mid-calf crew. — Elon Was Right 00:03:24
  • …10 more reminders on the thread page

2023 (3)

• 2023-04-28 · John asks viewers to buy Sun Basin Soap, whose profit goes to charity (2023) — John · reported back
  • asked 2023-04-28: Hank invites viewers to check out Sun Basin Soap at good.store. — I Discovered a Soap Secret 00:02:55
  • reminder 2023-05-02 (4 days later): Among more ways to help, the description asks viewers to join the Awesome Coffee Club or get Sun Basin soap, and to spread the word. — GOOD NEWS creator comment
  • reminder 2023-08-29 (123 days later): As his last act as CEO, John encourages viewers to buy Sun Basin Soap, which he calls truly the best soap. — Breaking News: CEO Demoted 00:02:26
  • reminder 2023-11-24 (210 days later): Hank says Good.Store also offers the Awesome Coffee Club and Sun Basin Soap, whose holiday boxes he plugs. — It Wasn't Supposed to be Thanksgiving Yesterday 00:03:48
  • …11 more reminders on the thread page
  • → result reported 2026-09-01 (3.3 years later): John says Sun Basin Soap has donated millions of dollars to support the Maternal Center of Excellence at Koidu Government Hospital in Sierra Leone. — You Can't Go Home Again, but I Tried 00:03:15
• 2023-09-25 · John asks viewers to buy Pizzamas 2023 merch at pizzamas.com or the Pizzamas app before Pizzamas ends (2023) — John · reported back
  • asked 2023-09-25: John says all the shirts and Pizzamas items are only available during Pizzamas, for the next two weeks, at Pizzamas.com or the new Pizzamas app. — PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!! 00:01:41
  • reminder 2023-09-27 (2 days later): The description and John's pinned comment ask viewers to get their Pizzamas at pizzamas.com. — John Goes ... to the UNITED NATIONS? video description
  • reminder 2023-09-29 (4 days later): John says the planter is available only during Pizzamas and only at pizzamas.com, along with a very soft blanket. — Like Apocalyptic Horsemen 00:00:29
  • reminder 2023-09-30 (5 days later): John reminds viewers that everything at Pizzamas.com disappears at the end of Pizzamas. — An Incredible Update 00:00:00
  • …5 more reminders on the thread page
  • → result reported 2023-10-05 (10 days later): John says the greatest ever Pizzamas, at least in shirt sales, is about to end, and tomorrow (6 October 2023) marks the end of the weekday daily videos. — America's Second Favorite Fourth Tier English Soccer Team 00:00:01
  • → result reported 2023-10-06 (11 days later): In a channel comment Hank says they actually sold out of the rugs. — I Quit creator comment
• 2023-11-10 · Hank asks viewers to buy Hank's Cancer Socks at good.store (2023) — Hank · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2023-11-10: Calling the socks an excellent gift, Hank asks viewers to get them at good.store, via the description link, or by googling Hank's Cancer Socks. — My Final Chemo Secret 00:03:51
  • reminder 2023-11-17 (7 days later): Hank tells viewers outside the US that today is the last day for Christmas-guaranteed standard shipping on the cancer socks and other stores. — WHAT AM I DOING 00:01:05
  • reminder 2023-11-24 (14 days later): Hank points viewers to his cancer socks at Good.Store, which he is wearing; all the money goes to making access to cancer treatment more equitable. — It Wasn't Supposed to be Thanksgiving Yesterday 00:03:36
  • reminder 2023-11-28 (18 days later): John's first non-book recommendation is Hank's Cancer Socks: great designs, super comfortable, with 100% of the profit going to expand access to cancer care worldwide. — John's (Mostly Book) Holiday Gift Recommendations 00:00:58
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2024 (2)

• 2024-09-23 · John asks viewers to buy Pizzamas 2024 merch at pizzamas.com or the Pizzamas app before Pizzamas ends (2024) — John · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2024-09-23: John points viewers to buy the Pizzamas items at pizzamas.com or in the Pizzamas app, linked in the doobly-doo. — IT'S HERE! 00:03:48
  • reminder 2024-09-24 (1 day later): Hank points viewers to get all the Pizzamas items at pizzamas.com or in the Pizzamas app. — The Forgotten Viral Video that Could Never be Made Today 00:06:48
  • reminder 2024-09-25 (2 days later): The description tells viewers to get their Pizzamas at pizzamas.com. — You have no chance to survive make your time. video description
  • reminder 2024-09-27 (4 days later): John reminds viewers that the reversible bucket hat, the t-shirt and all Pizzamas merch are only available during this year's (2024) Pizzamas at pizzamas.com. — Is It 2010? IT'S A PARTS VIDEO 00:02:30
  • …4 more reminders on the thread page
• 2024-10-22 · John asks viewers to pre-order and buy signed copies of Everything Is Tuberculosis (2024) — John · reported back
  • asked 2024-10-22: John says viewers can pre-order a signed copy via the link below or at everythingistb.com. — My New Book: Everything Is Tuberculosis 00:02:55
  • reminder 2024-10-25 (3 days later): The description links to where viewers can get John's book. — I Don't Want them to Get Away With It… video description
  • reminder 2024-11-01 (10 days later): Hank points to the description for P4A art, the Vlogbrothers grant and the New York Times article; John adds a link to pre-order his new book. — Working Through a Crisis with My Brother 00:09:20
  • reminder 2024-12-02 (41 days later): Hank says viewers can pre-order Everything Is Tuberculosis now and that he will link it in the description. — John, You're Doing Great 00:02:33
  • …12 more reminders on the thread page
  • → thanks 2025-03-11 (140 days later): John thanks everyone who pre-ordered the book: only seven days until it is out, and he is excited and appropriately nervous. — Hank Green's Brother 00:03:51
  • → thanks 2025-04-22 (182 days later): Though very tired, John says he is excited and motivated by his work and grateful to everyone who has read and shared Everything Is Tuberculosis. — The Unimportant Things 00:03:51
  • → thanks 2025-05-20 (210 days later): John thanks the book's supporters; meeting so many viewers in two months, he has preached that the world's deadliest infection is curable and eradicable. — The Double 00:03:53
  • → result reported 2025-07-01 (252 days later): John says his book was almost guaranteed a #1 because he signed over 100,000 copies of the first printing and about 50,000 people pre-ordered it. — What #1 New York Times Bestseller Actually Means 00:00:29
  • → thanks 2026-03-24 (1.4 years later): John thanks viewers for giving Everything Is Tuberculosis an incredible first year and is grateful for how the book has been received. — How Panda Express Is Tuberculosis 00:05:02

2025 (5)

• 2025-01-24 · Hank asks viewers to buy signed SciShow postcards with exclusive frog-fact videos before the end of the sale (2025) — Hank · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2025-01-24: Hank plugs SciShow postcards signed by him and the other hosts, on sale until the end of next week (week of 27 January 2025): four random designs, each linking to an exclusive video with one of his four favorite frog facts. — Am I OK? 00:06:24
• 2025-04-18 · Hank asks viewers to buy Good Store's Mother's Day bundle (2025) — Hank · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2025-04-18: Hank asks viewers to get the Mother's Day bundle from the Mother's Day tab at good.store, where all the money goes to charity, and promises shout-outs on the stream to buyers. — This one's for your mom 00:01:09
  • reminder 2025-04-18: Hank asks viewers to get the Mother's Day bundle from the Mother's Day tab at good.store, where all the money goes to charity, and promises shout-outs on the stream to buyers. — This one's for your mom 00:01:09
  • reminder 2025-04-18: Hank asks John, and viewers, to buy the discounted Good Store Mother's Day bundle (Keats & Co. Evensong Chai, a Sun Basin citrus candle, Garden Party soap, hand balm) before Monday so it ships in time. — I Still Don't Have Cancer (and I'm Still Scared) 00:06:37
• 2025-06-27 · Hank asks viewers to buy discounted mystery socks at good.store with the code LOOKATTHISGRAPH (2025) — Hank · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2025-06-27: Hank asks viewers to buy discounted mystery socks, all profit to charity, with the code LOOKATTHISGRAPH (meant for another video) for an extra $5 off. — You’re Not Addicted to Content, You’re Starving for Information 00:13:44
  • reminder 2025-07-04 (7 days later): The description says only small and medium mystery socks are probably left in the sale, still $40 instead of $90 with the code 'lookatthisgraph'. — This Graph Changed My Life video description
• 2025-09-05 · Hank asks viewers to sign up for Hank's Tea Experience, a Keats & Co. tea subscription, before sign-ups close (2025) — Hank · reported back
  • asked 2025-09-05: Hank announces Hank's Tea Experience, which he created: a six-month Keats & Co. loose-leaf tea subscription with a different tea each month and a video of Hank preparing and drinking it. — Caffeine is Very… 00:06:10
  • reminder 2025-09-26 (21 days later): The description says this is the last chance to sign up for Hank's Tea Experience. — I've Not Been Doing Well video description
  • → closed 2025-11-24 (80 days later): Reading a review of his Tea Experience, Hank checks the store and finds it can no longer be bought, which Elgin confirms; its teas and a tea taster remain available. — Good Store Holiday Gift Guide LIVE with Hank and John 00:17:39
• 2025-09-29 · John asks viewers to buy Pizzamas 2025 merch at pizzamas.com before Pizzamas ends (2025) — John · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2025-09-29: John says all the Pizzamas merch is available only at Pizzamas.com during this year's (2025) Pizzamas, the next two weeks, then disappears forever. — PIZZAMAS IS UPON US! 00:02:32
  • reminder 2025-09-29: In a channel comment, John urges viewers to get their Pizzamas, piping hot and fresh, at pizzamas.com. — PIZZAMAS IS UPON US! creator comment
  • reminder 2025-09-30 (1 day later): Hank thanks the Pizzamas designers for this year's (2025) shirts, available only for the next two weeks and then never again. — WHO ARE WE AND WHAT ARE WE DOING 00:07:52
  • reminder 2025-10-01 (2 days later): John praises the Pizzamas shirts, available only for the next 10 days at pizzamas.com. — Real Reasons for Hope 00:00:00
  • …6 more reminders on the thread page

2026 (4)

• 2026-03-17 · John asks viewers to subscribe to Keats & Co. before World TB Day to receive his Ode on a Grecian Urn reading (2026) — John · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2026-03-17: For World TB Day Keats & Co. has an unusual giveaway: subscribers before World TB Day receive John reading Ode on a Grecian Urn and explaining why it is important and poignant. — Tuberculosis and Hank's Shingles 00:05:13
• 2026-03-31 · John asks viewers in the US and Canada to pre-order signed copies of Hollywood, Ending (2026) — John · reported back
  • asked 2026-03-31: John asks viewers to pre-order the signed edition at hollywoodendingbook.com soon; signed copies are available in the US and Canada. — I've Been Keeping a Secret… 00:03:24
  • reminder 2026-04-03 (3 days later): The description tells viewers that John's Hollywood, Ending is available for pre-order now. — I Had a Hallucination This Week video description
  • reminder 2026-06-02 (63 days later): The description asks viewers to pre-order Hollywood, Ending at hollywoodendingbook.com. — The Instagramification of Human Experience video description
  • reminder 2026-06-19 (80 days later): The description asks viewers to pre-order a signed copy of Hollywood, Ending at hollywoodendingbook.com. — You Have to Poop in the Eiffel Tower video description
  • …7 more reminders on the thread page
  • → thanks 2026-09-22 (175 days later): John thanks everyone who will read the book and who pre-ordered it, Toronto for its generous welcome, and everyone who will see him on tour over the next month. — I Want You to Know Nothing About This 00:04:12
• 2026-04-14 · The brothers ask viewers to buy Mother's Day presents at Good Store (2026) — both · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2026-04-14: John asks viewers to buy Good Store's new $50 Mother's Day gift box (tea, a tea strainer, soap, chocolates, lip balm) to raise the donations further. — Babies. Babies. Babies. 00:03:53
• 2026-09-28 · John asks viewers to buy Pizzamas 2026 merch at pizzamas.com before Pizzamas ends (2026) — John · no report on the channel in 2007–2026
  • asked 2026-09-28: John says the merch is available only during this year's (2026) Pizzamas at pizzamas.com and must be bought in the next two weeks. — Death. Taxes. Pizzamas. 00:03:48
  • reminder 2026-09-29 (1 day later): The description says Pizzamas is on for only two more weeks, both the videos and the merch at pizzamas.com. — Pretend You Don't Know This video description
  • reminder 2026-09-30 (2 days later): The description asks viewers to get their Pizzamas at pizzamas.com. — The Point of Life video description
  • reminder 2026-10-01 (3 days later): The description points viewers to Pizzamas at pizzamas.com. — Are We Still YouTubers? video description
  • …5 more reminders on the thread page